#Louis is like 'so sad Lestat is going to murder this bitch. gosh it's taking him awhile to get on with the murder. probably to torment me.' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

winepresswrath · 2 years

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For conspiracy theory reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture I was poking through a later vampire chronicles book and Antoine needs a friend to tell him to stop doing husband work on a mistress' salary. Respect yourself, Antoine.

#Anne Rice firing her editor was a bold move but not I think a wise one #however it is very funny that based on my recollection of IWTV #while Antoine ( who going by my extensive research consisting of reading ten out of context pages deserves better)#is like ah yes Louis Lestat's beloved and beautiful friend. shimmering perfection #Louis is like 'so sad Lestat is going to murder this bitch. gosh it's taking him awhile to get on with the murder. probably to torment me.'#he'd better stop joking about turning him into a vampire and eat him already it's the morally correct thing to do :)#meanwhile Lestat's idea of accustoming Louis to the idea of moving his mistress in is taunting him repeatedly about murder and adultery #unbelievable more people don't set him on fire #anyway I don't think this necessarily confirms Antoinette's fate #IDT the timeline works and also I feel like this version of Claudia would simply eat any prospective step-parents before Louis #could get too upset #I do kind of want vampire Antoinette #but not like this! it's fun when Louis is pathetic over Lestat because Lestat is even more pathetic back #it's fun when Armand is insane about Lestat because Armand is insane to begin with #this is just depressing #i love it when men are pathetic but like. for cause.#IWTV

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