#MY BODY IS SO FUCKED UP. I NEEEED PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING TO HELP ME

[crimeronan]

my physical therapist, clearly worried he's imparting bad news: okay, so with systemic conditions like this, we uuuusually want to do long-term maintenance check-ins, so once you're doing better i'll still probably want to see you every month or so....

me, so so so physically disabled: ....oh. thank GOD.

[apsbicepstraining]

17 Terrifying Humans Everyone Who Starts To The Gym Has Met At Least Formerly

1. That nosy motherfucker who obsessively peeks at your treadmill quicken. Hope you are interested in a baller passing at precisely. 1mph faster than me, bro!

2. Grunters/ droppers . AKA those hardos who omit the weirdest noises during their workouts before violently shedding their weights on the floor. If you can heave double your bodyweight and only look like youre going to shit yourself, you are able to lieu the weight on the storey, sir. 3. Alternately, busters who are clearly promoting more than they are unable manage . Just chill, bro. You have awful pattern and you look like your stomach is about to fall out of your butt. No need to insist on* PUSHING THRU .* Youre in a lot of pain. 4. Guys who apparently simply work out to watch girls elongate/ do squattings . Like buster I Experience you. 5. Parties with zero view for sweating everywhere and not cleaning that shit up . Sweaty mofos who dont wipe down their machines literally hurt my soul. 6. Guys who switch the gym into their own party, IRL Tinder . You necessitate a smudge, cutie? Holy shit……..

7. Aggressive personal managers who try to draft you as a patron. Oh, COULD you really facilitate me with my upper arms, dude? GTFO. Im here to run for exactly 15 minutes, pull, and leaping. Make ME LIVE.

8. Hardo personal coaches who successfully convince you to do a discussion with them and proceed to push you so hard that you literally cant stroll the next day . They usually motivate you with something like, You Necessity this. You Necessary to alter your body, and there is a requirement do it NOW. Omg omg no I dont, dude. Youre frightening the shit out of me. Pls stop. 9. AND certainly that one buster who hes a personal trainer . Hes likely read every bodybuilding.com section on HIIT and can be seen walking around the heaviness arena aggressively shaking his BCAAs.

10. People who think theyre fucking Thich Nhat Hanh for practising yoga.

11. Exercise admirers who Enjoy to regale you with every fantastically boring item of their #fitfam life-style. Literally no attends . .

12. Guys who dress psyche to toe in intense athletic apparel from their high school football team . commits a shit, bro. Nobody.

13. That antsy asshole who hops on your machine when youre clearly in the middle of a decide and about to use it again. Bitch CALM DOWN.

14. People who do intense speaking/ schoolwork while flowing/ biking/ ellipticaling . Like pls. Dont be hero.

15. That one space-filler who never seems to work out as much as they hang out with beings and aggressively clog up the field. Shit, wait I am such person or persons. Oops.

16. People who* NEEEED* to go to the gym . Like since when did working out become a biological, though? You know what actually is? Eating.

17. All of the gym rats. All of them . You, me all of us. Everybody at the gym is

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[apsbicepstraining]

17 Terrifying Humans Everyone Who Starts To The Gym Has Met At Least Formerly

1. That nosy motherfucker who obsessively peeks at your treadmill quicken. Hope you are interested in a baller passing at precisely. 1mph faster than me, bro!

2. Grunters/ droppers . AKA those hardos who omit the weirdest noises during their workouts before violently shedding their weights on the floor. If you can heave double your bodyweight and only look like youre going to shit yourself, you are able to lieu the weight on the storey, sir. 3. Alternately, busters who are clearly promoting more than they are unable manage . Just chill, bro. You have awful pattern and you look like your stomach is about to fall out of your butt. No need to insist on* PUSHING THRU .* Youre in a lot of pain. 4. Guys who apparently simply work out to watch girls elongate/ do squattings . Like buster I Experience you. 5. Parties with zero view for sweating everywhere and not cleaning that shit up . Sweaty mofos who dont wipe down their machines literally hurt my soul. 6. Guys who switch the gym into their own party, IRL Tinder . You necessitate a smudge, cutie? Holy shit……..

7. Aggressive personal managers who try to draft you as a patron. Oh, COULD you really facilitate me with my upper arms, dude? GTFO. Im here to run for exactly 15 minutes, pull, and leaping. Make ME LIVE.

8. Hardo personal coaches who successfully convince you to do a discussion with them and proceed to push you so hard that you literally cant stroll the next day . They usually motivate you with something like, You Necessity this. You Necessary to alter your body, and there is a requirement do it NOW. Omg omg no I dont, dude. Youre frightening the shit out of me. Pls stop. 9. AND certainly that one buster who hes a personal trainer . Hes likely read every bodybuilding.com section on HIIT and can be seen walking around the heaviness arena aggressively shaking his BCAAs.

10. People who think theyre fucking Thich Nhat Hanh for practising yoga.

11. Exercise admirers who Enjoy to regale you with every fantastically boring item of their #fitfam life-style. Literally no attends . .

12. Guys who dress psyche to toe in intense athletic apparel from their high school football team . commits a shit, bro. Nobody.

13. That antsy asshole who hops on your machine when youre clearly in the middle of a decide and about to use it again. Bitch CALM DOWN.

14. People who do intense speaking/ schoolwork while flowing/ biking/ ellipticaling . Like pls. Dont be hero.

15. That one space-filler who never seems to work out as much as they hang out with beings and aggressively clog up the field. Shit, wait I am such person or persons. Oops.

16. People who* NEEEED* to go to the gym . Like since when did working out become a biological, though? You know what actually is? Eating.

17. All of the gym rats. All of them . You, me all of us. Everybody at the gym is

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[apsbicepstraining]

17 Terrifying Humans Everyone Who Starts To The Gym Has Met At Least Formerly

1. That nosy motherfucker who obsessively peeks at your treadmill quicken. Hope you are interested in a baller passing at precisely. 1mph faster than me, bro!

2. Grunters/ droppers . AKA those hardos who omit the weirdest noises during their workouts before violently shedding their weights on the floor. If you can heave double your bodyweight and only look like youre going to shit yourself, you are able to lieu the weight on the storey, sir. 3. Alternately, busters who are clearly promoting more than they are unable manage . Just chill, bro. You have awful pattern and you look like your stomach is about to fall out of your butt. No need to insist on* PUSHING THRU .* Youre in a lot of pain. 4. Guys who apparently simply work out to watch girls elongate/ do squattings . Like buster I Experience you. 5. Parties with zero view for sweating everywhere and not cleaning that shit up . Sweaty mofos who dont wipe down their machines literally hurt my soul. 6. Guys who switch the gym into their own party, IRL Tinder . You necessitate a smudge, cutie? Holy shit……..

7. Aggressive personal managers who try to draft you as a patron. Oh, COULD you really facilitate me with my upper arms, dude? GTFO. Im here to run for exactly 15 minutes, pull, and leaping. Make ME LIVE.

8. Hardo personal coaches who successfully convince you to do a discussion with them and proceed to push you so hard that you literally cant stroll the next day . They usually motivate you with something like, You Necessity this. You Necessary to alter your body, and there is a requirement do it NOW. Omg omg no I dont, dude. Youre frightening the shit out of me. Pls stop. 9. AND certainly that one buster who hes a personal trainer . Hes likely read every bodybuilding.com section on HIIT and can be seen walking around the heaviness arena aggressively shaking his BCAAs.

10. People who think theyre fucking Thich Nhat Hanh for practising yoga.

11. Exercise admirers who Enjoy to regale you with every fantastically boring item of their #fitfam life-style. Literally no attends . .

12. Guys who dress psyche to toe in intense athletic apparel from their high school football team . commits a shit, bro. Nobody.

13. That antsy asshole who hops on your machine when youre clearly in the middle of a decide and about to use it again. Bitch CALM DOWN.

14. People who do intense speaking/ schoolwork while flowing/ biking/ ellipticaling . Like pls. Dont be hero.

15. That one space-filler who never seems to work out as much as they hang out with beings and aggressively clog up the field. Shit, wait I am such person or persons. Oops.

16. People who* NEEEED* to go to the gym . Like since when did working out become a biological, though? You know what actually is? Eating.

17. All of the gym rats. All of them . You, me all of us. Everybody at the gym is

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