#MakeAnInsultShakespearean

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30+ Shakespearean Insults That Should Have Been Taught In 10th Grade English Class

Everyone remembers struggling through reading their first Shakespeare novel in high school. No matter how romantic Romeo and Juliet was, having to read Shakespearean English was a bit of a struggle. Of course, that’s why they made “No Fear Shakespeare,” and the other countless amounts of “cliff notes” sites online.

Recently, the hashtag #MakeAnInsultShakespearean has gone viral on the web and, some people proved they were paying attention in 10th grade instead of cutting class. Some of these are straight classics.

36.

Thou art a dumb fornicator of mothers. #MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— Mr. Christopher (@iamalmostlegend) March 28, 2018

35.

#MakeAnInsultShakespearean

Wouldst thou like to cometh at me, brethern?

— The man in the box (@TNmanchild) March 28, 2018

34.

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

It is your mom, and she is as big as the sun.#MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— Diet Raisin (@RiotsHasten) March 28, 2018

33.

Behold, I showeth the finger I doth not write with. #MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) March 28, 2018

32.

Ye maternal unit is so obese, her own zip code attacheth! #MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) March 28, 2018

31.

Fucketh off#MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— ☯️ Lola ☯️ (@_lola_bee) March 28, 2018

30.

Thou art a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing#MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— OkieGrrl 🌜 (@OkieGrrl) March 28, 2018

29.

#MakeAnInsultShakespearean

“Thou Dost Play Ball Like a Maiden!” pic.twitter.com/EjxExX4rml

— WhackyWookiee (@WhackyWookiee) March 28, 2018

28.

Dost thou even lift, thy Brother? #MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— CK (@charley_ck14) March 28, 2018

27.

Thou ought to checketh thyself before thou wrecketh thyself. #MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— Art Don’tSpillThatDrinkOnThisTrain DeGuerre-Lasse (@DepthBecomesHim) March 28, 2018

26.

May your chocolate chips always turn out to be raisins you artless, bat-fowling cur! #MakeAnInsultShakespearean

— Victoria “Veruca” Salt (@trumpanzeetamer) March 28, 2018

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