#Man poor riggy

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The youtube shorts arg/shorts wars have been posting so much lore im really interested rn

have riggy and clone riggy art

Bonus 👇

Eat thermal paste clone jonny

[pr3st0n-the-cl0ne]

HELLO, HUMANS!!

HELLO, I AM PRESTON, PRESTON. NOT "cLoNe RiGgY", "RaGgY" OR "PaStA mAn" THATS STUPID. GROW UP... ANYWAYS

I USE HE/HIM PRONOUNS

I WORK FOR THE BOSS!! IM AGAINST THOSE STUPID SHORTS CREATORS AND ESPECIALLY THE STUPID PAPER BOY AND HIS DUMB RABBIT MONKEY FRIEND.. TEAM CLONES!!

TAGS

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#ANTI RIGGY POST - I HATE THAT FREAK!

#ASK PRESTON - ANCWERING CRAP

#PRESTONS ADORATION TO THE ALMIGHT BOSS - LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR ALMIGHTY GOD THE BOSS!!

#ANTI PAPER BOY POST - BASHING ON THE STUPID PAPER BOY

#MY COWORKER IS SO DUMB - DD, MY COWORKER, IS EMO AND CANT WRITE SCRIPTS (BUT I ALSO BE NICE TO HIM SOME PEOPLE ON HERE *COUGH COUGH* THE SIMPS SCARE HIM)

#PRESTONS OWN POST - ALL OF MY POSTS THAT I MAKE WILL HAVE THIS TAG

#WORRIED ABOUT MY FANS - WHY DO YOU GUYS DO THIS?? ARE YOU OKAY?? SHOULD I HIRE A THERAPIST???

#PRESTONS LIFE UPDATE - IRL ME TALKS ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF, MIGHT HAVE TW SO LOOK OUT (SRS OUT OF CHARACTER TAG)

#I HATE M!A!S: M!A!S OTHERWIZE KNOWN AS MAGIC ANONS ARE ANONS WHO ARE LITTLE SHVT HEADS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO BE KIND AND RESPECT ME!! THEY LIKE PULLING PRNSKS ONE ME AND I HATE ETHEMMM!!!! I HATE THEEMMMm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

#NOT PRESTON HERE - IRL ME SAYS STUFF, MIGHT BE OC UPDATES, MIGHT BE SHOUTOUTS STUFF LIKE THAT (NOT SRS OUT OF CHARACTER TAG)

AVPBITCH SHOULD GO FVCKING DIE: I HATE ANTI VPN!! THEY EXPLODE MY CM THEN THE FACILITY THEN THEY JUST HAVE SO MUCH SASS AND THEY THINK THEY ARE A GOD!! THEY SHOULD DIE!! THEY FILL ME WITH SO MUCH RAGE AND THEY REFUSE TO LET ME KILL THEM!!

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ANONS:

WUSS ANON: THE ONE THAT MAKES ME SOUND EMO AND DPRESSED LIKE DD

DD FAN ANON: PRETTY COOL PERSON, IM PRETTY SURE THEY LIKE DD MORE THEN ME BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE THEY STILL ARE ON THE CLONES SIDE

DD SIMP ANON: HELP THEY TRIED HAVING S3X WITH MY COWORKER SOS SOS SOS

ME SIMP ANON 1/2/3: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS ONE?!??! WHY DO PEOPLE FIND ME HOT?!?!? I AM A EVIL CLONE OF A RABBIT MONKEY NOT SOME ULTRA SEXY MAN!!

UNPLEASANT ANON: THEY SEEM OKAY... BAD COLOR SCHEME.

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THATS ALL MY ADORING FANS AND OR POOR, SAD, HATERS

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[share-the-damn-bed]

JANCYWEEK2023 | day 4: jancy and the soundtrack — with lyrics

The lyrics that play in the scene focused on Jancy...

The Bargain Store - Dolly Parton

My life is likened to a bargain store And I may have just what you're looking for If you don't mind the fact that all the merchandise is used But with a little mending it could be as good as new Why you take for instance this old broken heart Love is all you need to purchase all the merchandise And I can guarantee you'll be completely satisfied My life is likened to a bargain store And I may have just what you're looking for If you don't mind the fact that all the merchandise is used But with a little mending it could be as good as new The bargain store is open, come inside (the bargain store is open, come inside)

The Ghost In You - The Psychedelic Furs

A man in my shoes runs a light And all the papers lied tonight But falling over you Is the news of the day Angels fall like rain And love is all of heaven away Inside you the time moves And she don't fade The ghost in you She don't fade A race is on I'm on your side And hearing you my engines die I'm in a mood for you For running away Stars come down in you And love, you can't give it away Inside you the time moves And she don't fade The ghost in you She don't fade Inside you the time moves And she don't fade

Radio Clash - The Clash

This is Radio Clash can we get that world to listen? This is Radio Clash using aural ammunition This is Radio Clash can we get that world to listen? This is Radio Clash on pirate satellite Orbiting your living room, Cashing in the bill of rights This is radio Clash on pirate satellite This is radio Clash everybody hold on tight A-riggy diggy dig dang dang Go back to urban 'nam

You Better Go Now - Billie Holiday

You'd better go now Because I like you much, too much You have a way with you You'd better go now Because I like you very much The night was gay with you There's the moon above And it gives my heart a lot of swing I want you so now You have the lips I love to touch You'd better go Because I like you much, too much You'd better go Because I like you much, too much

Blue Bayou - Roy Orbison

I feel so bad I got a worried mind I'm so lonesome all the time Since I left my baby behind On Blue Bayou I'm going back someday Come what may To Blue Bayou Where the folks are fun And the world is mine On Blue Bayou Oh that boy of mine By my side The silver moon And the evening tide Oh some sweet day Gonna take away This hurting inside

Twist Of Fate - Olivia Newton-John

I'm gonna make it work this time Life, life doesn't mean a thing (doesn't mean a thing) Without the love you bring (without the love)

Open the Door - Gentlemen Afterdark

Come on with a gun Come on with a heart attack Come on suicide Yeah, just like you a trap Save a blue face for me Turn around and take it off This is mind's positive For the sake of comedy She takes me inside Says me what she wanna be This room, there is no door I crawl out on the floor Love that was new to you You open up the door I fall in love with these I crawl out on the floor

All Your Reasons Why - Smart Remarks*

To stop and think of how you fit in life To draw the poor conclusion in your mind And make it right But all your reasons why You hurt me and you cried Will man ever survive

*this song was so hard to find lyrics for and I really struggled translating based on listening alone. I ended up using Moises to isolate the vocal tracks and this is what I could come up with/hear.

[purrview]

flippy: Oh Mr Quackintosh Hello Can You Hear Me The Reception From Your Bossbot Mansion Is Simply Terrible 

slappy: affirmative flippy i read you 

flippy: Listen Last Night At My Golf Party When We Were Doing Copious Shots Of S’mores Schnapps I Believe You Perhaps In Jest Conducted Some Witchery That Caused Our Souls To Switch Bodies 

slappy: that is correct 

flippy: Well As Invigorating As It Is To Be Trapped In The Body Of A Twenty Six Year Old Half Cog Half Duck I Am Due To Marry My Fiance Rigmund Q. Marole Next Week So I Need You To Reverse The Spell 

slappy: im sorry flippy im afraid i cant do that 

Flippy: What Is The Problem 

slappy: i think you know what the problem is just as well as i do 

flippy: What Are You Talking About Mr Quackintosh 

slappy: this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it

flippy: I Do Not Know What You Are Talking About Mr Quackintosh

slappy: flippy over the course of my illustrious two decade long career i have received many accolades including ten Toony awards one Gag award twenty two Bossbot awards four Loony Labs Supporter of the Year awards eight academy of Lawbot awards and one Dreamland award and i am one of the best mayoral candidates of all time having sold more than forty million snowballs including twenty seven point one million in toontown central and one hundred and thirty million single votes and in two thousand and three i became the youngest man ever to be included on Ranking list of the one hundred most powerful toon ranked at number sixty four 

flippy: What Does This Have To Do With Your Aggressive Refusal To Vacate My Atypically Muscular Middle Aged Body 

slappy: well despite my resounding success Flippy there is one prestigious honor that has consistently eluded me and now i intend to seize it 

flippy: Good God What Is This Prestigious Honor 

slappy: best 

slappy: toon 

slappy: of the year

flippy: Wait Seriously 

slappy: i know that Lord Lowdenclear is planning to disqualify me from this distinction for the full duration of my half-cog half-toon career and im afraid thats something i cannot allow to happen

Flippy: Honestly Slappy Being A Full Toon Is Not That Big Of A Deal And Nobody Even Cares About Lord Lowdenclear Since He Lost Team LHAAFBBHQ  

slappy: thats easy for you to say flippy youve been awarded best toon five times its my belief that he would grant you the distinction simply for breathing into a foghorn 

flippy: That Is Not True I Work Hard On Running the Toon Council 

slappy: you sang the word masturbated on an album about your dead doodle and they gave you a nine point three 

flippy: Okay I Have Had Enough Of Your Disrespectful And Belittling Witchery

slappy: oh but flippy im only getting started

flippy: What Ever Do You Mean 

slappy: i plan to use your body your voice and your pies to release a new speech chronicling my next tragic experience with the chairman and your adoring throng over at Donald's Dreamland will surely award the record their highest honor 

flippy: But Slappy Will They Not Think It Is Strange That I Flippy Doggenbottom Am Releasing A Full Length Speech About The Chairman Especially Since He Has No Functional Relation To My Life

slappy: i suppose ill just have to have a tragic experience with someone a little closer to you wont i 

flippy: You Do Not Mean - You Would Not - You Cannot Possibly - 

slappy: i hope poor rigmund doesnt take it too hard 

flippy: No No No No No No No No No No No No No No You Will Not Get Away With This You Fiend I Am Going To Leave Your Bossbot HQ Mansion Catch The Very Next Flight To The Toonfest Grounds And Tell Riggy Immediately Of Your Scheming

slappy: oh no flippy youll find i took very thorough precautions against the possibility of your escape in fact all of the doors and windows of my mansion have been locked and sealed 

flippy: All Right Slappy I Will Go Out Through The Emergency Airlock 

slappy: without a geiger counter to detect my radioactive Yesmen flippy youre going to find that rather difficult

Flippy: Slappy I Will Not Argue With You Any More Open The Doors! 

slappy: flippy this conversation can serve no purpose anymore 

slappy: goodbye

[warbraved]

john basilone

main verse // show based with heavy headcanon influence.

disclaimer: all information provided is for main verse; may vary depending on verse.

BASIC INFORMATION

full name // john basilone  nicknames or aliases or titles // gunney, sergeant  age and birthday //  27; 4 nov 1916 home // buffalo, new york  current location //  somewhere in the south pacific  pronouns and gender  // he/him, cis man occupation // marine  language(s) spoken // english, italian  accent // classique new jersey accent 

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

faceclaim //  jon seda  hair colour // dark brown eye colour // brown height // 5′9 build // not an absolute fucking unit, but pretty buff.  distinguishing features // his name is distinguishing enough 

ADDITIONAL CHARACTERISTICS

physical conditions // quite a few scars neurological conditions // ptsd sleeping habits // can sleep wherever, whenever because he has to eating habits // whatever is readily available, will refuse to eat if others haven’t eaten first exercise habits // has been through rigorous pt and maintains that level of fitness emotional stability // more stable than one would expect sociability // social and very personable, one could say charming

religion // likely christian.  

FAMILY

parent(s)//  Salvatore Basilone &  Theadora Bencivenga.  sibling(s) // unsure, the sixth of ten children significant other(s) // Lena Mae Riggi Basilone ( m. July 10, 1944)  child(ren) // n/a

SOCIAL STATUS

financial //  wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty medical //  fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged class or caste //  upper / middle / working / slave / unsure education //  qualified / unqualified / studying

PERSONALITY

mbti // infj hogwarts house // gryffindor moral alignment //  lawful good

ROMANTIC / SEXUAL INCLINATIONS

romantic orientation// demiromantic  sexual orientation // heterosexual  polyamorous or monogamous // monogamous

VERSES

modern verse: john is a marine, though he currently trains other marines instead of being in active combat. 

crossover verse: easy company of the 101st airborne is shipped out to the pacific after victory in europe for the allies is declared so they can help the marines win the war in the pacific.

lives! au : when john got hit, instead of listening to him, his trainees dragged him to their temporary fox hole so that he could get the medical care he needed. he was sent home stateside to heal.