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The Man from U.N.C.L.E and Top Gun Fusion - Hangster & Icemav [part 5]

[Before the GunTop Agency Debacle –unofficially called the Wingvorce by Ice and Mav's colleagues–, when they were still partners.]

Agent Iceman invites his partner, Agent Maverick, to dinner. It’s supposedly to celebrate the latest accomplished mission, but it’s in fact a date. They’re in a cute little Mexican restaurant, eating spicy food.

Maverick is talking excitedly about what happened during the mission, when both agents were separated, and Mav ended up in a fight with a MiG agent. Iceman is listening, a bit distractedly, to his love partner while drinking a lemon juice. (He’s not particularly fond of spicy food, however, he’s fond of –t–his spicy-loving dumbass.)

Mav: …and we were in the men toilets, smashing the doors and everything. And then I did him good, Ice, very good. I double-fisted him real hard!

Ice is doing a very good impression of a spitting alpaca on a poor waiter who came to ask them if they wanted a dessert.

Ice: YOU DID WHAT?!

Mav: Yeah, you know, the double-fist move. I got tone and knocked him out quickly after that.

Ice, relieved: Yeah. Of course. Thank fuck… Well done, Mav. Do you want a dessert?

Mav: Sure. I want the fried thingies with the milk jam.

Ice to the server: dos raciones de churros con dulce de leche y chocolate, por fa.

[part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3] - [part 4] - [part 5]

#TMFU au #with top gun characters #tom iceman kazansky x pete maverick mitchell #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #The double fist scene is obviously inspired from Mission Impossible Fallout #Thank you for this gift Henry <3 #The colleagues from GunTop Agency are the '86 TopGun class #Wingvorce - aka the Wingmen Divorce - coined by Mav and Tom's friends #The cause of the divorce could be Goose-related...but I'm unsure still...I don't really want him dead in this verse #Mav speaks Spanish but the fact is that he lo-ves listening to Ice when he speaks foreign languages #Those two are oblivious!#I feel the need...the need for mutual-idiotically pining!#The poor waiter received a big tip from Ice ;)#Mav is a master of double entendres :P #Poor Ice is suffering <3 #🐈red🐈furry🐈cat🐈tag🐈

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