#Maximizing success

[torturedpoetspsychward]

evil twin activity continues

[hoom]

how is it possible that roman is objectively the straightest sibling at this point

[nanpierce]

Krank is no longer singlehandedly carrying the old man yaoi of Succession...Conmaxim is back baby!!!

[attentionhoard]

connor roy + text posts v1

(connor v2 / connor v3 / more succ text posts)

[finitevariety]

lmfao Lukas pointing to himself as Connor says 'There's one person here who doesn't think I'm a joke'

[waystarresourceco]

Alan Ruck on what Connor does with his time (and bonus historic penis story).

“If you judge Connor by a business world metric of any kind, he’s a moron. He’s got no game and no interest, but he reads all the time. I think he reads history and I think he reads novels that are 100 years old. I don’t think he reads anything new that he might have to form an opinion about – 'well I didn’t think it was so great' or 'I thought it was really interesting' – he wants something like Marcel Proust Remembrance of Things Past, one of the great works of all time, because people have already made that decision. They’ve already given it that value. So actually, Connor reads a lot it’s just, he just doesn’t know anything of current events.”

“I did a little historic penis research. There’s this thing in a jar that actually looks like it once belonged to a donkey. But it’s claimed to be Rasputin’s penis, and apparently Napoleon’s penis was never very impressive to begin with, but some dentist owns it in new jersey and apparently it’s like a schmeckle, it’s just like a little button of a thing. . . . I did throw that ad-lib into that episode. I was talking about how small Napoleon’s penis was but then I said, ‘but Rasputin’s penis was amazing’. I made Matthew MacFadyen giggle to the point of bending over which is kind of my mission in life.”

Excerpt from the official HBO Succession Podcast: Interview with Alan Ruck - Episode 7

Scene referenced is below the cut.

The Saga of Connor and Napoleon's Dick:

And the thrilling conclusion:

Part 1 of the script excerpt from "The Summer Palace" and conclusion from "Vaulter."

[thewaitisogre]

romanmencken would’ve completed the royal flush of succession gay episodes. 

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

Connor could do ghost hunting content, he's got the right energy

[brotherconstant]

CONNOR ROY in What It Takes “3.06″ ↳ quotes

[cinematicnomad]

SUCCESSION ▸ 4.07 tailgate party

[kenzie-ann27]

it's truly a shame that stewy and nate never had the chance to interact in succession, or at least glance or nod at each other from across the room in a moment of "yeah you're in love with an idiot roy too" solidarity

[gregspectations]

GregWilla bestie agenda... more

[nanpierce]

succession as posts pt 1

[theghostofloganroy]

Succession Characters based on whether they would stay up past midnight on New Years Eve

Gerri: She's seen so many new years eves, it's in bed by nine with a good book and cup of chamomile and honey tea and her phone set to do not disturb (she needs to have at least eight hours of peace from Roman)

Karl: He's only awake because he needs a sandwich

Roman: He's awake so he can send Gerri a happy new year text and jerk off to the fact she's ignoring him.

Kendall: Obviously, he's at a rave but enjoying himself? That's debatable.

Shiv: If she's awake she might kiss Tom otherwise she's been asleep since 10.

Logan: He functions of three hours sleep, black coffee and steroids. So yes he'll be up but he won't say happy new year.

Connor: He'll be livestreaming with Maxim Pierce for the Conheads.

Marcia: She's at a New Years Event without Logan who refused to go. She's having the time of her life.

[waystarresourceco]

Alan Ruck on Connor being sent away to boarding school, failing out of business school, failing out of art school, and then remembering he has a trust fund. (x)

Excerpt from an interview with Alan Ruck with The Guardian, dated Oct. 11, 2021.

[maryscigs]

roy siblings be like