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tigresslanzhu · 1 year

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An Eddie Headcanon

Despite being friends with Buster Moon for a long time, he only got in trouble with the law one time.

I’m not kidding! ONE… TIME!

So he and Buster were trying on outfits at Rue 21 at the mall just for funzies when our favorite koala spotted someone carrying a huge poster for War Of Attrition. Without even thinking about what he was wearing, which was unpaid merchandise, of course, he runs out of the store and toward the orangutan.

Eddie: BUSTER, NO! THAT’S STEALING!

Eddie was able to take the clothes off of his theater lovesick buddy, but at the cost of being caught by the store manager and the mall guard and he was prosecuted for shoplifting on the spot. Nobody believed the truth. Not the prosecutors, not the police, and especially not his parents.

Mrs. Noodleman: [in tears] We thought we raised you better than that!

Mr. Noodleman: No more TV, Edward! It’s clearly taught you how to steal!

Eddie: Aw, guys, you know how Buster is!

((..))

And to this day, Buster still has that very poster in his office. Eddie cringes every time he has to look at it.

#sing 2021 #sing 2016 #sing buster moon #sing eddie #sing headcanons #Buster was even more of an idiot in his late 20s #provided Illumination hasn’t decided that he was in his late 20s when the events of the first film began #If Eddie gets arrested one more time Nana’s going to move him to a reform school in London #This almost makes me wonder if Gary ‘The Winner’ Wishman has a Buster in his life #and the guy in the add at the end of Edie’s Life Coach #not likely #but we can dream a little #Barbie mugshot meme vibes #Eddie is a worried Barbie #and Buster is all ‘Cheeeeeeeese!’#Meena would be crying in Barbie’s position #Yes I finally saw Barbie today

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