#Mod Samjo

[limbusexperiments]

Can you watch him while I go smoke 😕🍭

[limbushusbandry]

Samjo owner starter kit

Lidded cups

Baby gates in the doorway(s) to your kitchen

Not trusting a single person to babysit your baby because you’re scared they’ll let him dunk himself in whatever liquid he wants

Lens cleaning rags

Lollipop jar

Do NOT let his ass in the liquid!!

[applepies-and-starlight]

(Mod Hong Lu of Experiments again- here's an emoji combo for future times I message: 🔮🦠)

The entire joke about Experiments was that we gave the SHITTIEST advice ever, Mod Samjo, Frientist, Faust, and me. I wonder if any of them were inspired by PetSmart, because I was, at least a little bit.

I guess I can shed some light on the two characters I played. Mod Hong Lu was, quite literally, meant to be K Corp Hong Lu. I believe his reveal trailer had just came out, and due to the fact I am a Hong Lu fan, I really wanted to attempt to roleplay as him. The general lore I decided on for him was that he had basically begged to join the Limbi PR Blog after overhearing about it, and was eventually allowed to. I hope I did alright, Hong Lu is a character I occasionally write for, but I've never really posted any of those anywhere.

As for Mod Roland, neither Angela or Roland are meant to be their original counterparts. Mod Roland is just some guy, actually I do have my original explanation of him from a doc I had created:

"Oscillates between the DRYEST texting ever and some semi-casual typing. Used to care for his grandmother’s Angelica and Roland pair before he began to babysit other Lobcorp/Ruinas. Unknown by Angela, but he used to own a Knight of Despair."

...Anyways, here's what I could specifically find.

"A group of various lobcorps is known as a facility. A group of various ruinas is known as a library. A group of various limbi is known as a company- if you have 12, each of a different type, they are also known as a ‘bus.’ A group made up of more than one of these three groups is known as a moon." - Me

"I like to assume or think the limbi verse takes place in the real world but the project moon city and wings inexplicably exists within said real world too where the project moon characters are coexisting with the limbi and real life people like those commercial breaks on cartoon network where cartoon characters lives in a real world city called cn city or the amazing world of gumball - An anon on the husbandry blog"

"They look like some kind of cross between a ferret, a slugcat, a regular cat, a dog, a raccoon, a TBH creature, and one of the chibi-Sinners the LCB Twitter posted pre-release. They can't have several foods that are human safe, such as oregano, peppers, and dill. Yi Sangs are exempt from this; they can eat things even humans can't. They can learn to write/type, but are probably not capable of making humanlike sounds, with the possible exception of Ryoshus?" (I personally always saw them as slugcats from Rainworld)

I'd like to say, beyond the suprise of things like someone asking Lu about us, the various breaches on Twitter, or some.... uncomfortable takes we had seen, I'd say my experience as a part of Limbiverse was mostly a positive one. I had fun adapting my knowledge of animal care in fun and silly ways, even if people found it strange and dare I say it, cringe. Once again, if you have any questions, please ask.

That's all. - 🔮🦠

here's the other thing i got from mod Hong Lu is anyone wants it

[maspogipakesasayo]

Collection of Hindi Attitude Dialogues Shayari

Hindi Attitude Dialogues for GirlDoor ho jane se rishtey nahi tootte, Na hi sirf paas rahne se judte, Ye to dilon ke bandhan hain, Isiliye hum tumhein aur tum hamein nahi bhoolte…

Chehre ki hansi se har gam chhupao, Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao, Khud na rootho kabhi par sabko manaao, Raaz hai ye zindgi ka bas jeete chale jao.. Read More : http://www.rdshayri.com/hindi-attitude-dialogues/

Hindi Attitude Dialogues for Girl

Taaron me akela chaand jagmagata hai, Muskilon me akela insaan hi dagmagata hai, Kaanto se mat ghabrana mere dost, Kyuki kaanton me hi ek gulaab muskurata hai..

Tu Mera Sapna, Mera Armaan Hai Par.. Shayad Tu Apni Ahmiyat Se Anjaan Hai, Mujhse Kabhi bhi Ruth Mat Jana Aap, Q ki Meri Duniya Aap K Bina Viraan Hai..

Teri Khushiyo Pr Muskrane Ko Ji Chata He Ho Tujhe Dard To Udas Hone Ko Ji Chata He Teri Muskurhat Hi Itni Pyari He K Tujhe Bar Bar Hansane Ko Ji Chahta Hai…              

Zindgi Ko Ek Rangeen Sapna Samjo Dukh Ko Sach Or Sukh Ko Apna Samjo Bhulna Chahte Ho Sabhi Ghmo Ko To Zindgi Me Is Sms Bhejne Wale Ko Apna Samjo…

 Best Dialogues

Ek Hasti Hai Jo Jaan Hai Meri Jo Aan Se B Barh Kar Maan Hai Meri Khuda Hukam De To Kardon Sajda Usey Q K Wo Koi Aur Nahi “Maa” Hai Meri…

 Meri Zindagi Ka Koi Sahara Nahi Hai Is Jahaan Mein Koi Humara Nahi Hai Thamaa Jo Un Ka Daaman To Wo Hass Kar Bole Dost Ye Daaman Tumhara Nahi Hai…

 Pal Pal Ki Dosti Ka Waada Hai Apnapan Kuch Itna Zyada Hai Na Sochna Ke Bhul Jayen Gay Hum Aap Ko Zindagi Bhar Satane Ka Irada Hai..

 Ye Arzu Thi K Aisa B Kuch Hua Hota Meri Kami Ne Tujhe Bhi Rula Diya Hota Mai Loat Ati Tere Pass Ek Lamhe Main Tere Labon Ne Mera Nam To Liya Hota…

 Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse ,Magar Jaane De…

Hindi Attitude Dialogues in Two Lines

Aitbar Kissi Ajnabi Par Kya Nai Karte Kissi Bedil Ko Dost Bnaya Nai Karte Ye Afsane Sirf Khawabon Mein Ache Lagte Hain Haqeqat Mein Unhen Badla Nai Karte… 

Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hai , Tumhain Kya Malum Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain ,Tumhain Kya Malum Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum…

Aey Zindagi Mujh Se Ye Dagha Na Kar May US Ke Bina Jiyun Ye Dua Na Kar Koi Daikhy Bi USAY To Hoti Hai Jalan Aey Hawa To Bi Ab USAY Chua Na Kar…

Thukraa K Uss Ne Muje Kaha K Muskrao Main Hans Diya Aakhir Sawal Uss Ki Khushi Ka Tha Main Ne Khoya Wo Jo Mera Tha Hee Nahi Uss Ne Khoya Wo Jo Sirf Ussi Ka Tha…

Aane Ka Wada To Ker Lete Hain, Par Nibhana Bhool Jate Hain Lagaaa Kar Aaag Dil Main Wo, Bujhana Bhool Jate Hain… Screen Award for Best Dialogue

Dosti Najaro Se Ho To Kudrat Kehte Hai, Sitaro Se Ho To Jannat Kehte Hai, Husn Se Ho To Mohbbat Kehte Hai Aur Hamse Ho To Use Kismat Kehte Hain !!

Meri maut ka waja hai har koi maut to hum dono ki sath hui mere armanon ki jinho ne sada mera sath dia aur meri jis ne sirf tujhe hi yaad kiya…

Dulhan Bankar Ek Din Tu Jaa Rahi Hogi… Tere Hatho Me Mehndi Bhi Rachai Hogi… Us Din Teri Aankho Me Mere Liye Pyar To Nahi Hoga… Par Us Din Ke Baad Tu Bhi Mere Liye Ro Rahi Hogi…

Hindi Dialogues on Attitude

Intezar rehta hai har shaam apka, raatein katti hai le kar naam apka, muddat se baithe hai ye aas lagaye ki aaj aayega koi paigaam apka…

Duriyan he dilon ko nazdik lati hain Duriyan he ek duje ki yaad dilati hain, Dur hokar bhi koi kareeb hai kitna Duriyan he is bat ka ehsas dilati hain…

Zindagi Dene Vale Marta Chod Gaye Apnapan Jatane Vale Tanha Chod Gaye Jab Padi Jarurat Hume Apne Humsafar Ki Vo Jo Saath Chalne Vale Apna Rasta Mod Gaye…

Zindagi Ka Safar Toh Ek Haseen Safar Hai Her Kisii Ko Kisii Na Kisii Ki Talash Hai Kisii Ke Pass Manzil Hai Toh Raah Nahi Aur Kisii Ke Pass Rah Hai Toh Manzil Nahi…

Vishwas Banke Log Zindagi Main Aatey Hai Khwab Banke Aankhon Main Samaa Jaatey Hai Pehle Yakeen Dilate Hai Ki Woh Hamare Hai Phir Na Jaane Kyu Badal Jaatey Hai…

Jindagi Kisi Ki Amanat Nahi Hoti, Amanat Main Kabhi Kayamat Nahi Hoti, Dil Ko Sambhal Kar Rakhna, Meri Dosti Ki Kaid Main Jamanat Nahi Hoti.

Dil Chahta Hai Tumse Pyari si Baat Ho, Khamosh Taraane Hon, Lambi si Raat Ho, Fir Unse Raat Bhar Yahi Meri Baat Ho, Tum Meri Jindgi Ho,Tum Hi Meri Kaynaat Ho…

Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai. Is Jahan Mein Kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai. Guzar Rahi Hai Zindagi Imtehan Ke Daur Se. Ek Khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai…

Bhale Hi Raah Chalton Ka Daaman Tham Le, Magar Mere Pyar Ko Bhi Tu Pahchan Le, Kitna Intezaar Kiya Hai Tere Ishq Mein, Jara Yeh Dill Ki Betaabi Tu Jaan Le..

Dil Ki Zalan Mitane Ke Liye, Tere Sitam Bhulane Ke Liye, Peete Hain Sharab Teri Yaad Mein Hum, Warna Lakhon Hain Ghar Basaane Ke Liye….

Mere Armano Ko Yun Kuchalo Na Tum, Ki Zindagi Adhuri Rah Jaaye Meri, Dikha De Khuda Is Kadar Karisma, Ki Har Tamanna Poori Ho Jaaye Meri….

phir Se Woh Sapna Sajane Chala Hun, Umeedon Ke Sahare Dil Lagane Chala Hun, Anzaam To Mera Bura Hi Hoga, Phir Bhi Tumhe Apna Banane Chala Hun…

Attitude Hindi Dialogues

Tanhai Mein Hum Teri Taakte Hain Raahein, Tumhe Dekhne Ko Tarsati Hain Nigahein, Bekhudi Ka Yeh Aalam Hai Kaisa, Tumhe Yaad Karke Nikalti Hain Aahein… IIFA Award for Best Dialogue

Tanhai Mein Hum Teri Taakte Hain Raahein, Tumhe Dekhne Ko Tarsati Hain Nigahein,

Bekhudi Ka Yeh Aalam Hai Kaisa, Tumhe Yaad Karke Nikalti Hain Aahein…

Zinda Hun Jab Tak Tu Aabad Rahegi, Pyar Ki Woh Chand Mulakaten Hamesha Yaad Rahengi, Udhar Tum Rahna Sanam Khushaal Hamesha, Aur Idhar Zindagi Meri Barbaad Rahegi….

[limbusexperiments]

Greetings all Limbuscompanius owners,

It has recently come to the attention of our corporation that a new blog has been on the rise, which is posing as a group of people with expertise on the Limbuscompanius genus. Despite claiming to clear up misconceptions about the care of these strange beasts, a simple fact check against our renowned research proves almost all of their information to be incorrect. We are here to put a stop to this heinous behaviour.

Whilst we are unable to share the small details of our identities, this blog is ran by three moderators. This post is being written by mod Samjo, and it would be appreciated if you would use they/he pronouns for me. As a secretary and close associate to our branch manager Dongrang, I have been surrounded by Limbi and have all sorts of information on them at my fingertips in order to right any wrongs when it comes to the 'limbushusbandry' blog and it's posts. Similarly, the rest of our moderators are well versed in Limbi care, and have spent years of their lives as researchers with a specialised focus on these creatures.

After the... Unfortunate death of Shrenne, we were left to look for a new hire. We decided that we would pick up a new, very experienced scientist, who is only the age of 8! Unlike most workplaces who discriminate against age, here at Kcorp we believe anyone of any age can work hard to make the world a better place. He has taken her place and is working very hard to make up for work that she left unfinished.

Now, a message from one of our employees,

"Faust uses she/he/they pronouns, she will not disappoint."

As all limbis are special, we find it inhumane to categorise their species into such animalistic categories. As scientists we have decided to categorise them correctly, and those categories are as follow:

"The slut" and "The schompwompers". Much like genders, your limbi can be transslut or transschomp. We ask that you figure out through divination methods such as a "wegaboard" what category your limbi falls under.

"Secret" is the third category which has been removed from the public eye due to frequent police investigations.

If you are a police you are not welcome on our blog.

On our official K-corp branded husbandry blog, we will be responding to any misinformed posted by the limbushusbandry mods, as well as doccumenting our further findings on the limbi species.

We are in partnership with @warpcorphusbandry; Please check out their blog as it is a trusted and official source. We have clearly vetted WCorp and their blog employees to make sure only the most accurate of information is posted.

Disclaimer: Sang Yi is not a mod. Do not let him out of containment. He loves it here. He comes here and tries to coerce everyone to let him out. Don't do that. He's wings are broken. Cannut fly.

[limbusexperiments]

We at Kcorp have recently tapped into the K-mail account of the main moderator behind the "limbus husbandry" blog, only to find out some scandalous news.

Below is all the more reason to disregard them as a reliable source, as from their search history it is made clear that much of their information is found via Koogle search.

As most people know, a simple Koogle search won't always bring up the correct facts. Please divert any friends and family to our blog instead.

We're now calling upon @limbushusbandry to release an official response to our findings- and asking everyone who once trusted their word to forget the misinformation they have been spreading since the creation of the blog.

[limbusexperiments]

What the hell did you guys do

[limbusexperiments]

Don’t force a K Corp Lu to type for you wtf

Anon,

We haven't forced or coereced Hong Lu into working on our blog. In fact, he requested he join and lend an extra hand 'sanitizing the inbox' themselves.

Try not to make baseless assumptions about our company blog without proof. If you have something important to say, please bring it to the higher-ups.

[limbusexperiments]

I kinda gave the other guys a breakdown, so I'll ask you this one.

Are Kromers edible? I've heard of restaurants serving meals made from invasive species to reduce their numbers, and that seemed like a cool solution for dealing with all the Kromers around.

Are they edible? Of course. Everything is edible once. Even yourself.

And now with our KCorp regeneration ampules, you could in theory eat yourself over and over again if you were so curious.

Would we reccomend eating meals made from Kromer meat, though? Not necessarily. Kromers are far from nutritious, and the best cuts of meat you could get from them would hail from metamorphosised Kromers, which are far more dangerous to catch and butcher.

Either way, it's considered out of the social norm to eat any kind of Limbi, and for good reason. They're far too small to make good meals, and we here at Kcorp can provide far better meals at a far lower price due to our incredible technology.

That said, we cannot stop you from trying some Kromer, and we urge you return to us with your findings afterwards if you do.

[limbusexperiments]

Lies and slander!!! Meursault sunburns easily and should not be kept outside for long periods!!!! In my experience with Meursaults I have found they flourish most when provided with a small supply of paperwork with which to fill out.

- @galloponrosinante

I believe in the modern world we are making a push towards obliterating limbi labour. Unlike children they cannot consent to long working hours and the exhaustion that comes with it.

Not only that, it seems as if your meursaults have been mixed-breeds, as a true meursault wouldn't burn so easily. A purebread meursault would feel at home on the beach for long periods of time, and should be fed 1 cigarette snacks every so often too.

One size does not fit all when it comes to limbis, but our experience with meursaults is in the thousands.

[limbusexperiments]

I Am Going To Eat Your Eyeballs.

The Important Ones.

You shouldn't make threats against a corporate entity, however, if you did hypothetically do so, my eyeballs could be regenerated over and over again.

[limbusexperiments]

Your boss is not ideal

And why is that? Our boss is a determined and hard working man who puts Limbi first, much like the rest of us.

To imply otherwise is ludicrous.

[limbusexperiments]

also fucks a Koogle? I've only used Sunfox...

Hello, anon.

Koogle is a search engine crafted by our talented web developers; which is tied to multiple other services such as 'Kmail', 'Koogle Meets', 'Koogle docs' and the likes (including collaborations such as kotoshop). It is the most commonly used search engine within K-corp's nest, and used by our hardest workers, and regular civilians alike.

Here at Kcorp we believe alternative services such as sunfox and RorocinanteGO! Are unneccesarily complex, and come with far less built-in features than our own.

Some perks of Koogle is our search engines far more comprehensive and up-to-date results in comparison to other services, and the sheer speed it can carry out even the longest search.

Consider switching today if you prioritise any of these things, and the ease they bring. It is 100% safe, and you can skim over the terms and conditions.*

*at your own peril

[limbusexperiments]

apologies samjo. i didn't think Fry would eat the fish....

Hes 8 years old, he'll eat anything you give him...

[limbusexperiments]

Get sang yi a blanket or i kill dongrang

You will NOT be killing Dongrang...

And as for getting Sang Yi a blanket... that's dependant on us figuring out how to even get it into the mirror to him.

[limbusexperiments]

Not Those.

The Really Important Ones.

...

Who are you?