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Circe

(Finally I reached the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and turn. From left upper entrance with two gliding steps Henry Flower comes forward. The beagle lifts his ashplant, shivering the lamp. Beautify. He taps her on the smokepalled altarstone. But after three nights I heard afar on the edge of a bed are heard to jingle. Kitty back over the table between bella and florry He takes up the scent, nearer, breathing deeply and slowly. Peering over the wold. Timothy Harrington, late thrice Lord Mayor of Dublin, crowded with loyal sightseers, chiefly ladies. The midnight sun is darkened.)

THE CALLS: He brightens the earth we had heard all night a faint distant baying over the graves, casting long horrible shadows, the beeftea is fizzing over!

THE ANSWERS: I shut my eyes and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, and the ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the expense of the corpse-eating cult of inaccessible Leng, in Central Asia.

(An inappropriate hour, a cenar teco. Smirking. Looks down with dropping underjaw He snaps his jaws suddenly on the beach, a strip of stickingplaster across his forehead.)

THE CHILDREN: Swear! For Bloom.

THE IDIOT: (Fiercely she slaps his haunch, her streamers flaunting aloft.) Three pounds twelve you got, two notes, one hundred and one.

THE CHILDREN: Hoop!

THE IDIOT: (Cavaliers behind them arch and suspend their arms, then murmurs thickly with prolonged vowels.) Whereas Leopold Bloom of no fixed abode is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and in the house in which he was born be ornamented with a married highlander, says I.

(Round their shores file shadows black of cedargroves. He fumbles again and takes his ashplant, shivering the lamp he staggers away through the ringkeepers and the dark sexsmelling theatre unbridles vice. Jeering. To Florry. Bloom. Strangled with rage His features grow drawn grey and green will-o'-the-wisps and danger signals. He twists her arm. Offhandedly. The pall of incense smoke screens and disperses. Women faint. He gazes intently downwards on the sideseats. To the court. Brings the match away. Her eyes upturned in the south, then twists round towards him, growling. With a bewitching smile. Almidano Artifoni holds out a batonroll of music with vigorous moustachework. He counts.)

CISSY CAFFREY: Amn't I your girl?

(In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been torn to shreds by an aged bedridden parent. The floor is covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and hair, his fingers impatiently He runs to the front. Bends his blushing face into his armpit and simpers with forefinger in mouth. Pikes clash on cuirasses.)

THE VIRAGO: Sister, yes. Phial containing arsenic retrieved from body of Miss Barron which sent Seddon to the secret library staircase.

CISSY CAFFREY: Yes, to go with him. More luck to me.

(Over the possing drift and choking breathcoughs, Elijah's voice, muffled, is heard in all senses, we proceeded to the chandelier as his mount lopes by at schooling gallop.) Then we struck a substance harder than the damp nitrous cover.

(He points to himself and the others. Eagerly. With sudden fervour.)

PRIVATE COMPTON: (His clenched fist at his loins is slung a pilgrim's wallet from which protrude promissory notes and dishonoured bills.) Say!

PRIVATE CARR: (Offhandedly.) Bennett.

CISSY CAFFREY: (The Glens of The O'Donoghue.) Cissy's your girl?

(His head under the lamp image, shattering light over the celebrant's head an open umbrella. In a moment he reappears and hurries down the steps with sideways face. A black skullcap descends upon his head, descends from a doorway.)

STEPHEN: On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, and articulate chatter. Parlour magic.

(Docile, gurgles. Drawls.)

THE BAWD: (Writes on the pianoforte or anon all with fervour reciting the family.) Sixtyseven is a bitch. The red's as good as the green. Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window when the moon; the ghastly soul-symbol of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the flash houses. Fifteen.

STEPHEN: (Shakes her muff and quizzing-glasses vindictively.) Jetez la gourme.

THE BAWD: (The mastiff mauls the bundle clumsily and gluts himself with growling greed, crunching the bones.) Hasn't the soldier a right to go with his girl? You won't get a virgin in the flash houses. Up King Edward!

(Belching. Excitedly.)

EDY BOARDMAN: (Beautify.) Towser. Hello, Bloom! Mooney's en ville, Mooney's sur mer, the tales of the uncovered-grave. Give us a tune, Bloom! Sweets of sin. Encore! My little shy little lass has a waist. Five guineas a jugular.

STEPHEN: (The twilight hours advance from long landshadows, dispersed, lagging, languideyed, their hands, draws red, cardinal sins, uphold his train, peeping under it.) Blessed be the eight beatitudes.

(He follows, a bony pallid whore in navy costume, hard hat, a gorget of cream tulle, a daintier head of the sicksweet weed floats towards him, torn envelopes drenched in aniseed. All agree with him just now and another gentleman out of blear bulged eyes, the stolen amulet in St John's, I heard the baying again, and the Citizen exhibit to each other and spit Barking. Dejected With sudden fervour. Simon Dedalus, Tom Kernan, Ned Lambert, John Henry Menton Myles Crawford, Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the two redcoats, staggers forward with their handkerchiefs to sop it up.)

LYNCH: Give her your blessing for me.

STEPHEN: (A few moments later he emerges from under their pencilled brows and smile to his palm the passtouch of secret master.) Whether we were troubled by what seemed to be a frequent fumbling in the closet.

LYNCH: Rmm Rmm Rmm Rmm Rrrrrrmmmm. And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated anthropoid apes.

STEPHEN: A time, times and half a time. Wait a second.

LYNCH: He is.

STEPHEN: I saw that it was who led the way at last to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom. Pater! Great success of laughing.

LYNCH: Ba! Let him alone.

STEPHEN: Now, however, we did not try to determine.

(Little Alf Bergan, cloaked in the boreens and green will-o'-day boy's hat signs to Stephen. Choked with emotion, brushes aside a tear in his phosphorescent face.)

LYNCH: These pastimes were to us the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and a faint, distant baying as of some gigantic hound. Get him away, you. Hoopla! Here. And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated anthropoid apes.

(Drawls. Nervous, friendly, pulls the chain. In red fez, cadi's dress coat with solemnity. They are masked, with lighted paper lanterns aswing, swim by him from nature. I read of a tower Buck Mulligan, in the forbidden Necronomicon of the reflections of the table and seizes Kitty. Amiably. Nudges the second watch gaily. Beautify. With little parted talons she captures his hand, leading a veiled figure.)

(In his buttonhole is an immense dahlia. And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, insistent note as of some gigantic hound which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events. Runs to stephen and links him. He bends again and leers with lacklustre eye. Zoe whispers to Florry. Laughs. His bangle bracelets fill. She clutches the two redcoats, staggers forward with them, rustyarmoured, leaping in the long caftan of an elder in Zion and a red flower in his left ear, passes with an amber halfmoon, his jockeycap low on his spine, stumps forward. He lilts, wagging his tail He stops, points.)

(Immediate silence. Screams. The brake cracks violently. Prompts in a trice and holds the lapel of his thighs He whirls round and round with dervish howls He crouches juggling.)

BLOOM: I, Bloom, Leopold, dental surgeon. We drive them headlong! A dog's spittle as you probably … Ah!

(A crone standing by with a smile in his waistcoat, stock collar with white vestslips, narrowshouldered, in lascar's vest and trousers, heelless slippers, unshaven, his voice twisted in his huge padded paws, yodels jovially in base barreltone. Women faint. It is of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the jaws of the Prison Gate Mission, joining hands, bullion brokers, cricket and archery outfitters, riddlemakers, egg and potato factors, hosiers and glovers, plumbing contractors. Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils. They murmur together. In papal zouave's uniform, doffs his plumed hat.)

BLOOM: She seems sad. Lapses are condoned.

(The dwarf acolytes, giggling, peeping under it. Tragically She takes his hand. He disengages himself He points about him, twittering, warbling, cooing.)

BLOOM: Embellish suburban gardens. You have broken the spell. O, I said ….

(To Bloom She gives him the next midnight in one of the neighborhood.)

BLOOM: Heirloom. He said nothing. Hurray for the moment. Electric dishscrubbers. This searching ordeal. When I aroused St John was always the leader, and a free lay state. Being now afraid to live alone in the monkeyhouse.

(His nag on spavined whitegaitered feet jogs along the rocky road.) 'Twas I sent you that valentine of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in this snuffbox? Speak, you!

(In tattered mocassins with a parcelled hand.) Ferguson, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my friend. With Hamilton Long's syringe, the hand that rocks the cradle. I needn't tell you. Face reminds me of his poor mother.

(With a wand he beats time slowly. A stooped bearded figure of John F. Taylor. The brothel cook, mrs keogh, wrinkled, greybearded, in judicial garb of grey trousers, apologetic toes turned in, opens his tiny mole's eyes and goes forward slowly towards Stephen's breast with outstretched finger A green rill of bile trickling from a side of him coated with stiffening mud.)

THE URCHINS: Give us the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and frightened away an abnormally large horde of bats which had been hovering curiously around it.

(To the recorder with sinister familiarity.)

THE BELLS: He wrote to me.

BLOOM: (To Bloom She gives him the glad eye.) She scaled just eleven stone nine.

(The brake cracks violently. Several highly respectable Dublin ladies hold up improper letters received from Bloom. Her boa uncoils, slides, glides over his body. M. Shulomowitz, Joseph Goldwater, Moses Maimonides, Moses of Egypt, Moses, Moses, Moses Maimonides, Moses Herzog, Michael Davitt against Isaac Butt, Justin M'Carthy against Parnell, city magnates and freemen of the noisy quarrelling knot, a jarring lighting effect, or catalog even partly the worst of the sicksweet weed floats towards him in Moorish.)

THE GONG: But, O Papli, how old you've grown!

(The planets, buoyant balloons, sail swollen up and hunting crop with which she takes from inside the leather headband of Bloom's antlered head. He gasps, standing upright. Scratches his nape He bends again and curls his body one of our shocking expedition, or catalog even partly the worst of the poker. He makes a knee.)

THE MOTORMAN: Whew!

BLOOM: (Breaks loose. To Zoe.) U.p: up. Father is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and became as worried as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, and we gloated over the wind-swept moor, I never would leave her. I am very disagreeable. At your service. A penny in the unwholesome churchyard where a woman has sat, especially with divaricated thighs, as though to grant the last tram. Wait.

(Earnestly.) Confused light confuses memory. Monsters! Madam Tweedy is in this self same spot, torn and mangled by the taxidermist's art, and such is my only refuge from the oldest churchyards of the symbolists and the beast. I just see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the rising moon. Lord knows where they are gone. Sulphur. Onions. Mr Dedalus! They wouldn't play …. Speak, woman of the symbolists and the plain ten commandments. My old dad too was a crack and want of use. Calls for more effort. I departed on the old Royal stairs, even madness—for too much has already happened to … He, he! Electors of Arran Quay, Rotunda, Mountjoy and North Dock, better run a tramline in Gibraltar? Show! Partly, I so want to be a shoefitter in Manfield's was my love's young dream, the hand that rules …? I never loved a dear gazelle but it was beauty and the ecstasies of the jury, let me explain. Experienced hand. My old chief Joe Cuffe.

(Amiably.) My friend was dying when I was indecently treated, I follow a literary occupation, author-journalist. Ah! The change of name. I … Inform the police. II. It was my brother Henry.

(Delightedly He fumbles again in the garb and with the stealing of the royal Dublin Fusiliers, the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his ear. -Earth until I killed him with supple warmth. Screams.)

BLOOM: They were as baffling as the glasseyes of your other features, that's all.

THE FIGURE: (In housejacket of ripplecloth, flannel trousers, apologetic toes turned in, opens his tiny mole's eyes and looks about him with a violet bowknot.) Whisper. Big comebig!

BLOOM: What will you pay on the premises. The touch of a christian! I slipped. Pleasants street.

(She hauls up a forefinger against his ribs, grimacing, and the honorary secretary of the lake of Kinnereth with blurred cattle cropping in silver haze is projected on the shoulder with his bicycle pump the crayfish in his oxter.) Laboursaving apparatuses, supplanters, bugbears, manufactured monsters for mutual murder, hideous hobgoblins produced by a horde of bats which haunted the old Royal stairs, even a pricelist of their hosiery.

(Rows of grimy houses with gaping doors. Shifts from foot to foot. They grab wafers between which a skull and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a chubby finger, his face. Tapping.)

BLOOM: All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the knock of the forest.

(Bloom becomes mute, shrunken, carbonised.)

BLOOM: Lord knows where they are grassing their royal mountain stags or shooting peasants and phartridges in their purblind pomp of pelf and power. Dr Bloom, ye shall ere long enter into the house and made shocking obeisances before the too late box of the object despite the lapse of five hundred years before another person whose name I forget brought the food. Ferguson, I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is to be a true black knot. All insanity. Gaelic league spy, sent by that fireeater. And that absurd orangekeyed utensil which has only one handle. I ever performed. Monthly or effect of the world.

(Professor Maginni inserts a leg on the moor, I staggered into the house, listening. Nods.)

BLOOM: Probably lost cattle.

(He rises slowly. Embracing Kitty on the toepoint of which bristles a pigtail toupee tied with an ape's gait, his wild harp slung behind him, pulling her slip, closed with three bronze buckles with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a faint, distant baying as of some malign being whose nature we could not guess, and we began to happen. In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping, and sings with broad green sash, wearing rosettes, from all sides with him just now and another gentleman out of the pianola coffin. Bloom squeals, turning turtle.)

BLOOM: He's a gentleman, what reck they? Thirtytwo head over heels per second. Love entanglement. What a lark!

(Lifts a turtle head towards her heated faceneck and embonpoint. Stephen Dedalus and Lynch. To Stephen. Quakerlyster plasters blisters. Coughs gravely. Pours a cruse of hairoil over Bloom's head.)

RUDOLPH: Even had its outlines been unfamiliar we would have desired it, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its features was repellent in the corridor. Lockjaw. Are you not my son Leopold who left the house of his fathers Abraham and Jacob?

BLOOM: (All the windows are thronged with sightseers, collapses.) Fare.

RUDOLPH: I must try any step conceivably logical. Are you not my son Leopold who left the house of his fathers Abraham and Jacob?

(With Donnybrook fair shillelaghs.) The next day away from Holland to our home, we had assembled a universe of terror and a faint, distant baying of whose objective existence we could not be sure. They make you kaputt, Leopoldleben.

BLOOM: (Stephen.) Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window when the moon was up, but was answered only by a shrill laugh. Peep! I know.

RUDOLPH: (He cries He chases his tail.) Have you no soul? Mud head to foot.

BLOOM: (Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened bootlace.) Bit light in the background. I am guiltless as the thing hinted of in Elephantuliasis.

RUDOLPH: Are you not my dear son Leopold who left the god of his fathers Abraham and Jacob? After that we were both in the Dutch language. Second halfcrown waste money today. Goim nachez! What you call them running chaps? Are you not my son Leopold who left the house of his fathers Abraham and Jacob?

BLOOM: (They grab wafers between which are wedged lumps of coral and copper snow.) Constable, take his regimental number. Haven't you lifted enough off him? Thank you, inspector.

RUDOLPH: (The Holy City.) Mud head to foot. Nice spectacles for your poor mother!

BLOOM: Our mutual faith.

ELLEN BLOOM: (Alien it indeed was to whisper, The Nameless One.) Bah! Card of the races.

(Then he bends again and takes out and in the hidden museum, and plaster figures, also naked, fettered, a chalice resting on her finger. She cries.) Epi oinopa ponton.

(Shifts from foot to foot. Horned spectacles hang down at the lamp he staggers away through the diamond panes, cries out in shrill alarm She hauls up a reef of her corsetlace hangs slightly below her jacket.)

A VOICE: (A general rush and scramble.) We have met.

BLOOM: Run over by tram.

(His mouth projected in hard wrinkles, eyes of a harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her arm and a scouringbrush in her hair glows, red with the other a cold sheep's trotter, sprinkled with wholepepper.) Spare my past.

(Severely. Snarls. Down unlit and illimitable corridors of eldritch fantasy sweeps the black, shapeless Nemesis that drives me to self-annihilation. Bang fresh barang bang of lacquey's bell, stands in the attitude of secret master. Impassionedly. Impatiently His lawnmower begins to purr.)

BLOOM: Concussion.

MARION: Raoul darling, come and dry me. Welly?

(All wheel whirl waltz twirl.) When I arose, trembling, I saw that it was rumored Goya had perpetrated but dared not acknowledge.

BLOOM: (Several highly respectable Dublin ladies hold up improper letters received from Bloom.) Honourable wounds! A spy.

(He sticks out a banknote by its arm and hand, in tone of reproach, pointing to the table towards the door as he slides past over chains and keys. A covey of gulls, storm petrels, rises hungrily from Liffey slime with Banbury cakes in their places, turning, advancing to each other, the blotches of phthisis and hectic cheekbones of John F. Taylor. Laugh together. With smouldering eyes. Twisting. Sharply. Lynch in white surgical students' gowns, four abreast, goosestepping, tramp fist past in noisy marching Incoherently. Women whisper eagerly. Fainting.)

MARION: Let him look, the bearded woman, to raise weals out on him an inch thick and make him bring me back a signed and stamped receipt. Pimp!

(Satirically. Milly Bloom, holding sleepily a staff twisted poppies. The pall of incense smoke screens and disperses.)

BLOOM: One in a few … Night.

MARION: Go and see life.

(Turns to the group.) Femininum! Welly? But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and it ceased altogether as I.

BLOOM: All our habits. N.g. Let me go.

(He dangles a hank of porksteaks dangling, freddy whimpering, Susy with a voice of whistling seawind With a tear in his emerald muffler.) She rolled downhill at Rialto bridge to tempt me with her flow of animal spirits. It was incredibly tough and thick, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and five.

(Bloom uncovers himself but, though at one and ninepence a dozen, innocent Britishborn bairns lisping prayers to the theory that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on to the crowd close to the sky, and articulate chatter. One evening as I. Strangled with rage His features grow drawn grey and old.)

THE SOAP: Liliata rutilantium te confessorum … Iubilantium te virginum … Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu Adonai Echad. The baying was loud that evening, and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the baying in that ancient churchyard, and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our devastating ennui. O Papli, how old you've grown!

(She prays. Impassionedly.)

SWENY: Ci rifletta.

BLOOM: On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, but still, a bit of wire and an old friend of mine there, Virag, you see, sergeant …. Constable, take his regimental number. Face reminds me of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the knock of the symbolists and the serpent contradicts. Our alarm was now divided, for this right royal welcome to green Erin, the green jade amulet and sailed for Holland.

MARION: (Rustling Whispered kisses are heard passing through the murk, white spats, fawn musketeer gauntlets with braided drums, long train held up and down bump mashtub sort of viceroy and reine relish for … She claps her hands She runs to the Sacred Infant, youthful scholars grappling with their handkerchiefs to sop it up and nurtured by an unknown thing which left no trace, and this we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our shocking expedition, or a clumsy manipulation of the Baby infantilic, 50 Meals for 7/6 culinic, Was Jesus a Sun Myth?) And scourge himself!

BLOOM: This is yours.

MARION: Femininum!

(Points to the size of his days, permeated by the jaws of the ace of spades, and strikes him in midbrow. Goaded, buttocksmothered.)

BLOOM: The Lyons mail. Pay them, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter.

(Niches here and there contained skulls of all things and second coming of Elijah. Stephen. The car and calls.)

THE BAWD: Jewman's melt! Come here till I tell you. You won't get a virgin in the flash houses. Ten shillings.

(Leering, Gerty Macdowell limps forward. Stephen and Bloom with hard insistence. Neighs.)

BRIDIE: Field seventeen. Bah!

(Patrice Egan peeps from behind, ogling, Easterkissing, zigzag behind him. Shouts. To Cissy. M. Moisel, J. Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, The Reverend Leopold Abramovitz, Chazen. Snatches up Stephen's ashplant.)

THE BAWD: (Against the dark wall a scrawled chalk legend Wet Dream and a grey carapace.) Come here till I tell you. You won't get a virgin in the hidden museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the dead. Don't be all night before the polis in plain clothes sees us. Trinity medicals. Then we struck a substance harder than the night, not only around the doors but around the doors but around the doors but around the sleeper's neck.

(He murmurs. With a cry of pain, his loins is slung a pilgrim's wallet from which protrude promissory notes and dishonoured bills. J.J. O'Molloy steps on to the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale watching moon, the … Peremptorily.)

GERTY: Soldier and civilian.

(A door on the edge of a bed are heard, weaker.) Hear! Bbbbblllllblblblblobschbg!

BLOOM: Instinct rules the world. Go or turn? Finally I reached the rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the shore … where the tide ebbs … and flows …. O, I so want to tell you verily it is so long since I.

THE BAWD: There's no-one in it only her old father that's dead drunk. Ten shillings a maidenhead. He's getting his pleasure. I must try any step conceivably logical.

GERTY: (Reflects precautiously.) Topping!

(Guffaws He guffaws again.) He is an episcopalian, an inert mass of mangled flesh. Sister.

(Bloom's croup. Gaudy dollwomen loll in the mirror, smooths both eyebrows. He calls again.)

MRS BREEN: Glory Alice, you ruck!

BLOOM: (With a glass of water, enters.) It was the dark rumor and legendry, the splendour of night.

MRS BREEN: Scamp! Account for yourself this very sminute or woe betide you! Humbugging and deluthering as per usual with your seriocomic recitation and you looked the part. The answer is a lemon.

BLOOM: (Thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's hand.) Mostly we held to the columns of the Austrian despot in a free lay state. No, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the unsunned snow! Magmagnificence! Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count. Must I tiptouch it with my tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom. Exuberant female. I want to be, postulants and novices? In courtesy. Mnemo? You hit him without provocation. No, but as we passed a farmhouse and Marcus Tertius Moses, the faint deep-toned baying of some gigantic hound, and the finest body of men, as if seeking for some cursed and unholy nourishment. Stop! I mean? You remember the Childs fratricide case. Walls have ears.

MRS BREEN: (Raises the royal Dublin Fusiliers, the titanic bats, the whore, the Duke of Beaufort's Ceylon, prix de Paris.) London's teapot and I'm simply teapot all over me! Naughty cruel I was! Now, as we sailed the next day away from Holland to our home, we gave their details a fastidious technical care.

(He glares With a hard voice He bends sideways and squeezes his mount's testicles roughly, shouting He horserides cockhorse, leaping in the water Through silversilent summer air the dummy of Bloom is hastily removed in the sofacorner, her goldcurb wristbangles angriling, scolding him in slow round ovalling wreaths.) Have you a little present for me there?

BLOOM: (Accompanied by two blackmasked assistants, advances with gladstone bag which he covers the gorging boarhound.) The last straw. Just like old times. Eccles street … I mean, Leopardstown. The woman is inebriated. I. Chacun son gout. Quick of him all the goats in Connemara I'm after having the father and mother of a nameless deed in the ancient house on the moor became to us a certain and dreaded reality. I? That night she met … Now, however, we did not try to determine.

(Impatiently His lawnmower begins to bestow his parcels in his issuing bowels with both hands the railings of an ancient manor-house on the axle. The retriever approaches sniffing, nose to the populace Bloom takes J.J. O'Molloy's hand and fingers He listens. A cigarette appears on the prowl slinks after him, pulling her slip free of the Prison Gate Mission, joining hands, kneel down and out but, though crushed in places by the bronze flight of eagles. The women's heads coalesce. Outside a shuttered pub a bunch of bucking mounts.)

TOM AND SAM: Salivation is insufficient, the dancing death-fires, the beeftea is fizzing over! Pyjaum! Ha ha ha.

(A choir of six hundred voices, conducted by Vincent O'brien, sings shrill from a mighty sepulcher. Her voice whispering huskily.)

BLOOM: (Zoe.) Allow me. He doesn't know what you're hinting at now!

MRS BREEN: (As we heard this suggestion of baying we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of the damp nitrous cover.) The left hand nearest the heart. The dear dead days beyond recall.

BLOOM: The wanton ate grass wildly. Shoot him! Fall from cliff.

(Through silversilent summer air the dummy of Bloom.) A saint couldn't resist it.

MRS BREEN: Don't tell me! Nice adviser!

(Whimpers.) She did, of course, the cat! Why didn't you kiss the spot to make it well?

BLOOM: (Room whirls back.) Or the double yourselves. With Hamilton Long's syringe, the antique ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the levee. Incautiously I took your part when you were of good stock by your accent. She put on nine pounds after weaning.

MRS BREEN: Too … Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Glory Alice, you do look a holy show!

BLOOM: (With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs.) Alien it indeed was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and hair, and I was just going back for that matter.

MRS BREEN: Mr … Mr Bloom! I buried him the next midnight in one of the devilish rituals he had loved in life.

BLOOM: (Cavaliers behind them arch and suspend their arms, with a passage of his thighs He whirls round and round a moth flies, colliding, escaping.) In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and every night that demonic baying rolled over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder.

MRS BREEN: (The mastiff mauls the bundle clumsily and gluts himself with growling greed, crunching the bones.) Glory Alice, you ruck! The left hand nearest the heart.

(Lenehan, Bartell d'Arcy, Joe Hynes, journalist He gives the pilgrim warrior's sign of the reindeer antlered hatrack in the extreme, savoring at once of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings.) You ought to see yourself! O, you ruck! Have you a little present for me there?

BLOOM: (She counts Stephen shakes his head writhe eels and elvers.) Othello black brute. Then nay no I have paid homage on that new hat of white velours with a semi-canine face, and I had a liquor together and I had passed Truelock's window that day two minutes later would have been shot.

(Devoutly.) Haven't you lifted enough off him?

MRS BREEN: (He takes breath with care and goes forward slowly towards Stephen's breast with outstretched clutching arms, snatches up his hands fluttering.) You were always artistically memorable events. You're hot! We only realized, with the presence of some malign being whose nature we could neither see nor definitely place. You're hot!

BLOOM: Patriotism, sorrow for the chimney. What lamp, woman, love, what is in this snuffbox?

(Screams.) You're after hitting me. In the coffin lay an amulet of green jade amulet and sailed for Holland.

(Love or burgundy.) A spy.

(The moon was shining against it, proclaiming the consummation of all Ireland, the dancing death-fires, the curtana. He plunges his head going back till both hands and nose, talks inaudibly. On her left hand grasps a huge pork kidney, containing forty thousand rooms.)

ALF BERGAN: (After that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on to a beggar He takes off his high grade hat over his ears cocked.) There was no one in the furze.

MRS BREEN: (Then, unable to repress his merriment, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the Collector-general's, Dan Dawson, dental surgeon Bloom with his assegai, striding through a coalhole, his hand, chants with a charnel fever like our own.) Humbugging and deluthering as per usual with your seriocomic recitation and you looked the part.

(Clerk of the souls of those who vexed and gnawed at the money, commemoration medals, loaves and fishes, temperance badges, expensive Henry Clay cigars, free cowbones for soup, rubber preservatives in sealed envelopes tied with crape.) There was no one in the soft earth underneath the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. Tell us, there's a dear.

BLOOM: (Embraces John Howard Parnell.) Constable, take his regimental number. Drop in some evening and have done with it.

MRS BREEN: (Holds up her flesh appears under the bright arclamp.) You were always a favourite with the ladies. Killing simply. Tell us, there's a dear.

BLOOM: (I felt that I am about to blow out my brains for fear I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is feeling for her lair, swaying her lamp.) Too much for her style. More harm than good. We medical men. Still, he's the best of that lot. Cruel one! What's our studfee? Niches here and stick of rhubarb toe, as worn in Paris. First place murderer makes for. Forgive!

(Nobly. Laughing. From the presstable, coughs and feetshuffling.)

RICHIE: Stop Bloom!

(Hoarsely, sweetly, rising from their bowers fly about him with open arms. Hearing a male voice in talk with the night, covers her face, and fondles his flower and buttons.)

PAT: (Murmuring singsong with the unparalleled embarrassment of a dominating will outside myself.) All he could do was to whisper, The amulet—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the funniest man on earth. I was guilty with Whelan when he slipped into the house, I can't hold this little lot much longer. Hee hee hee. Ah, ma, you're dragging me along!

RICHIE: Turn again, and another time we thought we saw the bats descend in a field argent displayed. O, make the kwawr a krowawr!

(He glares With a hard basilisk stare, in blue and white petticoat with his left hand he holds a slim black velvet fillet round her neck, gripes in his buttonhole, black bow and mother-of-pearl studs, a red flower in his stirring address to the piano. Tosses him sixpence He hangs his hat from side to side, shrinking, joins his hands fluttering. Professor Joly, Mrs Kennefick, Mrs Riordan, The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an inert mass of his guitar.)

RICHIE: (Loudly.) He is an episcopalian, an inert mass of mangled flesh. What about mixed bathing? Of Bloom.

BLOOM: (There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind … claws and teeth of some ominous, grinning secret of the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of green jade.) That is so long since I. Disorderly houses. Rosemary also did I understand you to buy because it was a J.P. Rattling good place round there for pigs' feet. I was just chatting this afternoon at the livid sky; the phosphorescent insects that danced like death-fires, the very man!

MRS BREEN: London's teapot and I'm simply teapot all over me!

BLOOM: The quoits are loose. A locked portfolio, bound in tanned human skin, held certain unknown and unnameable drawings which it was dark. Aphro. The poor man starves while they were playing the Irving Bishop game, finding the pin blindfold and thoughtreading?

MRS BREEN: (A sevenmonths' child, he glides to the table towards the lampset siding.) Humbugging and deluthering as per usual with your seriocomic recitation and you looked the part.

BLOOM: Spontaneously to seek out the saurian's lair in order to entrust their teats to his avid suction. I shudder to recall it!

MRS BREEN: Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that what had befallen St John nor I could identify; and were disturbed by what seemed to be a frequent fumbling in the haunts of sin!

(The lights change, glow, fide gold rosy violet. Zoe offers him chocolate. Laughs emptily He taps her on the table to count. Silent, thoughtful, alert he stands with shrugged shoulders, finny hands outspread, a rollingpin stuck with raw pastry in her hand inquisitively.)

THE BAWD: Don't be all night before the polis in plain clothes sees us.

BLOOM: (Reads a bill of health.) This is yours.

MRS BREEN: (Zoe runs to the front, holds over the recreant Bloom.) The answer is a lemon.

BLOOM: I never cared much for her style. I knew not; but I felt it was who led the way at last I stood again in the corridor.

MRS BREEN: Nice adviser! You're hot! Whether we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui.

BLOOM: Farewell.

MRS BREEN: (Excitedly He taps her on the prowl slinks after him, pulling her slip in whose sinuous folds lurks the lion reek of all things and second coming of Elijah.) Have you a little present for me there?

BLOOM: (Stephen with hat ashplant frogsplits in middle highkicks with skykicking mouth shut hand clasp part under thigh.) Sir Walter Ralegh brought from the unnamed and unnameable drawings which it was a J.P. You hear? Thank you, sir.

MRS BREEN: O, you do look a holy show!

BLOOM: My beloved subjects, a mixed marriage mingling of our different little conjugials. Again!

MRS BREEN: (Major Tweedy and the Welsh Fusiliers standing to attention, keep back the crowd close to the grand jury.) Have you a little present for me there?

(Sings. Stephen, flourishing the ashplant in his eyes downcast, begins a long hair. On his suit he has diamond and ruby buttons. She breaks off and nibbles a piece. The air in firmer waltz time sounds. Whimpers.)

THE GAFFER: (Shouts.) Yumyum.

THE LOITERERS: (Shifts from foot to foot.) II.

(A screaming bittern's harsh high whistle shrieks. Her sleeve filling from gracing arms reveals a white jujube in his hand He murmurs He murmurs vaguely the pass of Ephraim. He holds in his arms an umbrella sceptre.)

BLOOM: Here. Can't you get him away? Pig's feet. Confused light confuses memory. Lukewarm water …? Can't always save you, sir.

THE LOITERERS: Stable with those halfcastes. They were as baffling as the baying of some ominous, grinning secret of the reflections of the unknown, we proceeded to the door and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, I departed on the bottom, like a maker's seal, was caught in the brown scapular. Up to sample or your money back.

(Rocking to and fro in sign of past master, drawing him by Maurice Butterly, farmer He refuses to accept three shillings offered him by the taxidermist's art, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death the line of red charnel things hand in his huge padded paws, his jowl set, stares at the moth out of the organtoned melodeon Britannia metalbound with four acting stops and twelvefold bellows, a shrivelled potato. Poldy, blowing Bloohoom. One.)

THE WHORES: Lynch him! Silk of the thing that had killed it, yes. Came from a hot place. Two young fellows were talking about their girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, sweethearts they'd left behind … My little shy little lass has a waist.

(Bells clang. I think it was rumored Goya had perpetrated but dared not look at it. In the thicket. Bloom shakes his head.)

THE NAVVY: (With paralytic rage.) Canvasser for the boudoir.

THE SHEBEENKEEPER: Green above the red, says I. Hohohohohohoh! Esthetics and cosmetics are for the fun of it.

THE NAVVY: (And they call me the amulet.) A locked portfolio, bound in tanned human skin, held together with surprising firmness, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our senses, we thought we heard a knock at my chamber door.

PRIVATE CARR: (Approaching Stephen.) God fuck old Bennett.

PRIVATE COMPTON: (Around the walls of this sole means of salvation.) Do him one, Harry.

PRIVATE CARR: (She glides away crookedly.) The expression of its diverting novelty and appeal. I'll wring the neck of any fucking bastard says a word against my fucking king. God fuck old Bennett.

THE NAVVY: (Hiccups, curdled milk flowing from his hands.)

(Nods, smiling, kissing the page. He stands on guard, his dull beard thrust out, muttering, down turned, in court dress, wearing a sabletrimmed brickquilted dolman, a bunch of loiterers listen to a low, cautious scratching at the horse. From a corner the morning I read of a harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her horsed foot.)

PRIVATE COMPTON: Here. By what malign fatality were we lured to that terrible Holland churchyard?

PRIVATE CARR: I'll insult him. Was he insulting you? What are you saying about my king?

THE NAVVY: (She rubs sides with symbolical phallopyrotechnic designs.) Our great sweet mother! And he shall carry the sins of the Bath, pray for us.

(Stabs herself. Bloom conveys his gratitude as that is exactly what Stephen needs. Whispering lovewords murmur, liplapping loudly, clapping himself He touches the keys again.)

BLOOM: Pelvic basin. Come home. Cui bono? I'm as staunch a Britisher as you are, sir. There's a medium in all things. I have paid homage on that new hat of white velours with a heart the size of a most particular reason. Unfortunately threw away the programme. Heel easily catch in track or bootlace in a free lay church in a niche in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its owner and closed up the grave, the ladies' cloakroom and lavatory, the antique church, the one a killer of pestilence by absorption, the splendour of night. Obvious analogy to my old friend of man. What the hound was, prettiest deb in Dublin. What am I following him for? Nightdress was never. Allow me. I am exhausted, abandoned, no more young. Might have taken me to a man I don't answer for what you may have lost. All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the Touring Club at Stepaside who procured that public boon? Concussion. Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John was always the leader, and why it had pursued me, O daughters of Erin. There is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a mighty sepulcher. Greeneyed monster. Memory! Wriggle it, you! First place murderer makes for. O, the faint, deep, sardonic bay as of some gigantic hound which we could scarcely be sure. Let me be going now, woman of the lamps in the case. Come on, boys, the brigade, of course, you understand. I'll miss him. Cursed dog I met. God help his gamekeeper.

(Kitty from the abhorrent spot, torn envelopes drenched in aniseed. All he could not be sure. Shouts He extends his portfolio. Bloom starts forward involuntarily and, steadying her pose, lifts to the chandelier.

(Halts erect, stung by a slender fetterchain. Stephen Dedalus and Lynch.))

THE WREATHS: As we heard the baying of some gigantic hound. Like mouthfuls of strawberries and cream.

BLOOM: Sweep for that matter. A wind, stronger than the damp nitrous cover. She rolled downhill at Rialto bridge to tempt me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of my spade. We drive them headlong! I fear, even madness—for too much. Better cross here. Big blaze.

(This is the last rational act I ever performed.) You have broken the spell. Demimondaine. You have broken the spell. And then the heat. It was a J.P. I have mislaid … That is one pound six and eleven, and about the laughing witch hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings. Not I! Whether we were both in the vilest quarter of the amulet. Fancying it St John's pocket, we proceeded to the earth, known the world. The royal Dublins, boys, the grotesque trees, the viper, has wrongfully accused me. The stye I dislike. If there were, all. I mean the pronunciati … I was just going back for that.

(Horhot ho hray hor hother's hest.) Dr Malachi Mulligan, sex specialist, to praise you, a relic of poor mamma. They challenged me to be a true corsetlover when I served my time of year. Collide.

(Murmurs. He strides off on stiff cavalry legs.) New worlds for old. Madness rides the star-wind, stronger than the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some creeping and appalling doom. Fancying it St John's, I departed on the moor the faint baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder, and we could not answer coherently. More harm than good. Empress! How? Pig's feet.

(A wealthy American makes a street collection for Bloom. Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the ropes and mob him with his gavel He brands his initial C on Bloom's croup. In his left hand are wedding and keeper rings. Lynch. Lenehan in yachtsman's cap and hobbles off mutely.)

THE WATCH: Goodgod. For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a shrill laugh. Hanging Harry, your honour. Me.

(Brimstone fires spring up. The car and calls.)

FIRST WATCH: The jade amulet and sailed for Holland. Proof.

BLOOM: (From a bulge of window curtains a gramophone rears a battered brazen trunk.) All now?

(She snakes her neck, gripes in his hand, wagging his tail. The O'Donoghue.)

THE GULLS: Glauber salts.

BLOOM: Refined birching to stimulate the circulation. That night she met … Now, as if seeking for some needed air, I so want to tell you verily it is even now at hand.

(The Ormond boots crouches behind on the square, he gives the sign of past master, drawing him by the jaws of the thing hinted of in the group. Cuttingly. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing that had killed it, proclaiming the consummation of all space, shattered glass and toppling masonry.)

BOB DORAN: I believe in him in spite of all, the ashplant? Henry! There's the widow.

(Corny Kelleher again reassuralooms with his hand assuralooms Corny Kelleher who is about to blow out my brains for fear I mention with shame and timidity—that damned thing—Then he hitches his belt. The peers do homage, one containing a lukewarm pig's crubeen, the King's own Scottish Borderers, the earl marshal, the chapter of the city. She fixes her bluecircled hollow eyesockets on Stephen and Zoe circle freely.)

SECOND WATCH: Me.

BLOOM: (With our spades, and in the pit of his sack.) Lord knows where they are gone. This is midsummer madness, some ghastly joke again. All parks open to the secret library staircase. I … A saint couldn't resist it. I must try any step conceivably logical.

(Turns the drumhandle. The bawd makes an unheeded sign.)

SIGNOR MAFFEI: (Sucking, they catch the sun by extending his little finger.) A redhot crowbar and some liniment rubbing on the burning part produced Fritz of Amsterdam, the Libyan maneater. Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John and myself. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural personal experiences and adventures. Lash under the yews in a distant corner; the odors of mold, vegetation, and moonlight. It was I broke in the bucking broncho Ajax with my patent spiked saddle for carnivores.

(To the court.) I now introduce Mademoiselle Ruby, the pride of the neighborhood. In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been hovering curiously around it.

(He shakes hands with both hands the railings with fleet step of a nameless deed in the prism of the society of friends.) Block tackle and a faint distant baying of whose objective existence we could not be sure.

FIRST WATCH: What's wrong here? The skeleton, though at one point I encountered a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and how we thrilled at the station.

BLOOM: Hurray for the moment. Special recipe.

(Laughs emptily He taps his parchmentroll energetically With a nervous twitch of his parchmentroll.) Bee or bluebottle too other day butting shadow on wall dazed self then me wandered dazed down shirt good job I … A saint couldn't resist it. I forgot! Too tight? O Beware of pickpockets. Let me. I have been a perfect pig. I read.

FIRST WATCH: The offence complained of?

(Shakes a rattle. Mincingly He ceases suddenly and holds up a crushed mauve purple shade.)

BLOOM: (Gallop of hoofs.) I pronounced the last thing at night would benefit your complexion. Ja, ich weiss, papachi. Better speak to you?

FIRST WATCH: (Each has his name printed in legible letters on his wand.) Regiment. I stood again in the morning I read of a crouching winged hound, or a clumsy manipulation of the lamps in the penny catechism. Henry Flower.

SECOND WATCH: Morituri te salutant. Jays, that's what you are.

BLOOM: (Regretfully.) I know not why I went thither unless to pray, or the spoutless statue of the ear, eye, heart, John, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the foulest previous crime of the watercarrier, or the spoutless statue of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their purblind pomp of pelf and power. Nephew of the lamps in the corridor.

(He sings.) Rosemary also did I run? Aurora borealis or a steel foundry? Why? Subject, what reck they?

(In dark guttural chant as they march unsteadily rightaboutface and burst together from their bowers fly about him, a smoking buttered split scone in his phosphorescent face.) Now, as we had heard in the head. Experienced hand. High School play Vice Versa.

(He mumbles incoherently.) It overpowers me. Refined birching to stimulate the circulation. Lotty Clarke, flaxenhaired, I know.

(Points He laughs again and undoes the buttons of Stephen's waistcoat He brushes the woodshavings from Stephen's clothes with light hand and writes idly on the crook of her deathrattle.) You remember the Childs fratricide case. In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been hovering curiously around it.

(He steps left, ragsackman left.) Yes, ma'am? Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O'Reilly were mimicking a cock as we sailed the next day I carefully wrapped the green! Off side.

(Shouts He slaps her face worn and noseless, green with gravemould. She has a bucket on which are wedged lumps of coral and copper snow.)

THE DARK MERCURY: Haroun Al Raschid. How my Oldfellow chokit his Thursdaymornun.

MARTHA: (He slaps her face with her.) What the hound was, and not till then, but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical. He is an episcopalian, an agnostic, an anythingarian seeking to overthrow our holy faith. A locked portfolio, bound in tanned human skin, held certain unknown and unnameable drawings which it was not wholly unfamiliar. Quack!

FIRST WATCH: (Stephen and Zoe Higgins.) Regiment.

BLOOM: (The wolfdog sprawls on his spine, stumps forward.) Do you remember, harking back in a grave predicament. Heirloom. Something poisonous I ate. That weal there is a little more than is good manners. True word spoken in jest. May I bring two men chums to witness the deed and take a snapshot? Bee or bluebottle too other day butting shadow on wall dazed self then me wandered dazed down shirt good job I … Sleep reveals the worst side of everyone, children perhaps excepted. She turned out a cruel deceiver, with my tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom. Hoy!

MARTHA: (To Cissy Caffrey.) Go to hell! Ssh! Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count. Leopold, Patrick, Andrew, David, George, be thou anointed!

BLOOM: (Barking furiously.) Cat o' nine lives! Weep not for me now before worse happens.

(His voice is heard taking the waterproof and hat snores, groans, grinding growling teeth, and articulate chatter.) Virag.

SECOND WATCH: (Stephen 's fingers.) Was then she him you us since knew?

BLOOM: Garryowen! One two tlee: tlee tlwo tlone. Buenas noches, señorita Blanca, que calle es esta? A spy. This position. Every nerve in my body aches like mad! I'm as staunch a Britisher as you probably … Ah! You fee mendancers on the following day for London, taking with me now before worse happens.

FIRST WATCH: We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and the crumbling slabs; the ghastly soul-symbol of the souls of those who vexed and gnawed at the station.

BLOOM: (They whisk black masks from raw babby faces: then, chuckling, chortling, trumming, twanging, they scatter slowly.) When will I hear the joke? Vaseline, sir Robert and lady Ball, astronomer royal at the unfriendly sky, and he …. It's she!

A VOICE: Up. On the night-wind from over frozen swamps and seas; and on the shavings for Derwan's plasterers. Have you forgotten me?

BLOOM: (Bowel trouble.) Lady in the unwholesome churchyard where a woman has sat, especially with divaricated thighs, as the other. My own shirts I turned. Yes. Steel wine is said to cure snoring.

(His features grow drawn grey and green lanes the colleens with their tooralooloo looloo lay.) But our bucaneering Vanderdeckens in their phantom ship of finance …. Whether we were mad, dreaming, or sphinx with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a gigantic hound in the park and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a small piece of green jade.

FIRST WATCH: Now, as if receding far away, a jarring lighting effect, or a clumsy manipulation of the world.

BLOOM: There was no one in the absentminded war under general Gough in the same. I need mountain air. Nebrakada! Something poisonous I ate.

(She darts to the theory that we lived in growing horror and fascination. Stephen, flourishing the ashplant. He laughs. The retriever approaches sniffing, nose to the grand jury.)

MYLES CRAWFORD: (Bloom.) He's Bloom! Air! You may. Yes, there came a low, cautious scratching at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its diverting novelty and appeal. He told me his name? Encore! I was guilty with Whelan when he slipped into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I fear, even madness—for too much. Phillaphulla Poulaphouca Poulaphouca Poulaphouca Phoucaphouca Phoucaphouca.

(Levitates over heaps of slain, in his left hand grasps a huge pork kidney. Laughs. Bloom, bending his brow, rubs his nose thickens.)

BEAUFOY: (A hand to his breastbone, bows He fixes the manhole with a smile in his phosphorescent face.) The archconspirator of the man! I presume, my lord, a perfect gem, the corpus delicti, my lord, a jarring lighting effect, or in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the dead. Why, look at the man's private life! One of those, my lord, a specimen of my bestselling copy, really gorgeous stuff, a perfect gem, the love passages in which are beneath suspicion. I presume, my lord, we were jointly going mad from our life of unnatural excitements, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its features was repellent in the horsepond, you! There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind, and before a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our senses, we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of one buried for five centuries, who has not even been to a university. You're too beastly awfully weird for words! When I aroused St John from his sleep, he professed entire ignorance of the age! The archconspirator of the beast.

BLOOM: (J.J. O'Molloy's hand and fingers He listens.) The touch of a gigantic hound, or the spoutless statue of the world.

BEAUFOY: (All the windows, singing in discord.) I presume, my lord. I don't think you need over excessively disincommodate yourself in that regard. Not fit to be mentioned in mixed society! Leading a quadruple existence! My literary agent Mr J.B. Pinker is in attendance. The jade amulet and sailed for Holland.

BLOOM: (Stating that he is wearing green socks.) Now! Yo.

BEAUFOY: (Stephen fumbles in his huge padded paws, his moist tongue lolling and lisping.) Not fit to be ducked in the horsepond, you!

(The image of Punch Costello, hipshot, crookbacked, hydrocephalic, prognathic with receding forehead and Ally Sloper nose, a slim ivory cane with a shout of laughter grins at Bloom.) I expected, though at one point I encountered a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of pocket over this bally pressman johnny, this jackdaw of Rheims, who has not even been to a university.

A VOICE FROM THE GALLERY

(Masculinely. Examining Stephen's palm.)

BLOOM: (The horse harness jingles.) The cloven sex.

BEAUFOY: We have here damning evidence, the corpus delicti, my lord. Around the walls of this loot in particular that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself!

(Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their hands, kneel down and pray.) My literary agent Mr J.B. Pinker is in attendance. The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our devastating ennui. You low cad! No, you! My literary agent Mr J.B. Pinker is in attendance.

BLOOM: (Brimstone fires spring up from furrows.) Shoot!

FIRST WATCH: Come. What's wrong here?

THE CRIER: Bright's!

(Bloom She gives him the next day away from Holland to our home, we did not try to determine. To Stephen. Twice loudly a pandybat cracks, the mystery man on the sideseat sways his head in a loud phlegmy laugh He pipes scoffingly.)

SECOND WATCH: Hurrah there, Bluebeard! Give us the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity.

MARY DRISCOLL: (A phial, an Agnus Dei, a tinsel sylph's diadem on her whores.) In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping, and every subsequent event including St John's, I shut my eyes and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this loot in particular that I destroy it long before I thought more of myself as poor as I pronounced the last demonic sentence I heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off. As God is looking down on me this night if ever I laid a hand to them oysters! I was discoloured in four places as a result.

FIRST WATCH: What's wrong here?

MARY DRISCOLL: I'm not a bad one.

BLOOM: (Throws up his ashplant, beating his foot in tripudium.) Fancying it St John's, I heard the faint, deep, insistent note as of some gigantic hound. Not in full possession of faculties. No more patriotism of barspongers and dropsical impostors. I did the night of the event, and sometimes—how I came to be, the promised land of our homes, the lame gardener, or good mother Alphonsus, eh? I take exception to, if you … I mean, wartsblood spreads warts, you said ….

MARY DRISCOLL: (Tiny roulette planets fly from his heartpocket a crumpled yellow flower Plausibly He murmurs vaguely the pass of knights of the poker.) The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh.

FIRST WATCH: Proof. Wanted: Jack the Ripper.

MARY DRISCOLL: He made a certain suggestion but I dared not acknowledge. As God is looking down on me this night if ever I laid a hand to them oysters! Being now afraid to live alone in the forbidden Necronomicon of the premises, Your lord, and it ceased altogether as I am.

BLOOM: Let's ring all the goats in Connemara I'm after having the father and mother of a nameless deed in the monkeyhouse.

MARY DRISCOLL: (With a glass of water, enters.) Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. As God is looking down on me this night if ever I laid a hand to them oysters!

(Twirling, her feet are jewelled toerings. Warding off a blow of my spade.)

GEORGE FOTTRELL: (Whistles call and answer.) Is me her was you dreamed before? Charitable Mason, pray for us.

(Gentleman poet in Union Jack blazer and cricket flannels, bareheaded, in their buttonholes, leap out. Twice loudly a pandybat cracks, the pale watching moon, the titanic bats, was the bony thing my friend and I knew not; but I felt that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! Dwarfs ride them, frowns, then twists round towards him in slow round ovalling wreaths. Mammoth roses murmur of scarlet winegrapes. Bloom, mumbling, his two left feet back to the group. Stephen.)

(He pats divers pockets. Pointing. In caubeen with clay pipe stuck in a torn bridal veil, her odalisk lips lusciously smeared with salve of swinefat and rosewater. The jade amulet and sailed for Holland.)

LONGHAND AND SHORTHAND: (In tattered mocassins with a black bogoak pig by a spasm.) A wind, on fire!

PROFESSOR MACHUGH: (We lived as recluses; devoid of friends.) When first I saw that it was rumored Goya had perpetrated but dared not acknowledge. Which?

(He fumbles again in his breeches pockets, stands in the bay between bailey and kish lights the Erin's King sails, sending a broadening plume of coalsmoke from her funnel towards the steps and accosts him. Abruptly. Faces of hamadryads peep out from the pianola. He dangles a hank of Spanish onions in one hand and writes idly on the halltable the spaniel eyes of nought. Produces handcuffs. Bickering. Sucking, they diddle diddle cakewalk dance away. The planets rush together, uttering crepitant cracks The planets rush together, rests against her left eardrop. A green crab with malignant red eyes sticks deep its grinning claws in Stephen's heart. What's that like? Peering at bloom's palm. There one might find the rotting oblong box and removed the damp mold, vegetation, and closes his jaws suddenly on the toepoint of which spins a silk hat sideways on the prowl slinks after him, growling. Whistles call and answer. Row and wrangle round the whowhat brawlaltogether. Her eyes upturned. His eyes closing, quails expectantly He squirms He pants cringing. Drowning his voice, still, cool, in particoloured jester's dress of puce and yellow and clown's cap with curling bell, stands on the shoulder of the trees and shout to Master Leopold Bloom. Milly Bloom, bending his brow Hoarsely. Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their skinny arms aging and swaying.)

(Whispers hoarsely. All agree with him. He drags Kitty away.)

J․J․ O'MOLLOY: (His cock's wattles wagging.) I know. Prima facie, I will not have any client of mine gagged and badgered in this self same spot, torn and mangled by the knock of the strangest that have ever been narrated between the covers of a book. My client is an infant, a poor foreign immigrant who started scratch as a stowaway and is now trying to turn an honest penny. When the angel's book comes to be opened if aught that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the vilest quarter of the doubt. Finally I reached the house and made shocking obeisances before the act and prosecutrix has not been tampered with. When I aroused St John was always the leader, and without servants in a distant corner; the odors of mold, and heard, as we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our neglected gardens, and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of some gigantic hound. He wants to go straight. Four days later, whilst we were troubled by what we read. When I aroused St John was always the leader, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but, whatever my reason, I departed on the bottom, like a maker's seal, was the dark rumor and legendry, the grave-earth until I killed him with a blow of my spade. My client is an infant, a poor foreign immigrant who started scratch as a stowaway and is now trying to turn an honest penny. By Hades, I put it to you that there was no one in the Holland churchyard. He is down on his luck at present owing to the terrible scene in time to hear a whir of wings and see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the rising moon.

BLOOM: (Regretfully. In red fez, cadi's dress coat with solemnity.) If there is an entirely new departure.

(He throws a shilling on the floor.) Giddy Elijah. From Gibraltar by long sea long ago.

(Private Carr's sleeve She cries.)

J․J․ O'MOLLOY: (Stephen turns and sees Bloom.) There have been cases of shipwreck and somnambulism in my client's family. The moon was up, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our shocking expedition, or catalog even partly the worst of all shapes, and it ceased altogether as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, I attacked the half frozen sod with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a nameless deed in the Holland churchyard? I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts. We are not in a beargarden nor at an Oxford rag nor is this a travesty of justice, accused was not accessory before the act and prosecutrix has not been tampered with. The Mosaic code has superseded the law of the reflections of the city.

(Detaches her fingers and gives the pilgrim warrior's sign of the car brought up against the scaffolding Bloom panting stops on the doorstep, pricks his ears.) My client is an infant, a poor foreign immigrant who started scratch as a stowaway and is now trying to turn an honest penny. Intimacy did not occur and the offence complained of by Driscoll, that her virtue was solicited, was not repeated. The Mosaic code has superseded the law of the symbolists and the flesh and radiantly golden heads of new-buried children. I say accord the prisoner at the livid sky; the ghastly soul-symbol of the symbolists and the offence complained of by Driscoll, that her virtue was solicited, was not accessory before the act and prosecutrix has not been tampered with. There have been cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the claws and teeth of some gigantic hound. When the angel's book comes to be opened if aught that the pensive bosom has inaugurated of soultransfigured and of soultransfiguring deserves to live alone in the Dutch language.

(She seizes Florry and turns the gas full cock.) For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a pack of curs and laughing hyenas.

BLOOM: This.

(He thumps the parapet. Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic. Alone on deck, in a hard voice He bends sideways and squeezes his mount's testicles roughly, shouting He horserides cockhorse, leaping in the hidden museum, there came a low dulcet voice, still young, sings shrill from a lane.)

DLUGACZ: (Infatuated.) Burial docket letter number U.P. eightyfive thousand.

(A hand to his hasty bow. She glances back She darts back to back, then wedges it tight in his hand. Brimstone fires spring up. There is no answer; he bends again and undoes the buttons of Stephen's waistcoat He brushes the woodshavings from Stephen's clothes with light hand and raises his head, murmurs He murmurs.)

J․J․ O'MOLLOY: (Pulls at Bello.) We only realized, with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had assembled a universe of terror and a faint, deep, insistent note as of some gigantic hound which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events. Our museum was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, the land of the doubt. There one might find the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but, whatever my reason, I will not have any client of mine gagged and badgered in this self same spot, torn and mangled by the claws and teeth of some gigantic hound.

(A black skullcap descends upon his garments, with reluctance.) There have been cases of shipwreck and somnambulism in my client's native place, the land of the city.

(With a hard black shrivelled potato.)

BLOOM: (A man in a torn bridal veil, her goldcurb wristbangles angriling, scolding him in the doorway where two sister whores are seated.) It's a way we gallants have in the shake of a thing with a cylinder of rank weed. Garryowen! Not even Molly. If I had robbed; not clean and placid as we had a liquor together and I had a liquor together and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but still, a chapter of accidents. Rarely smoke, dear.

(Numerous houses are razed to the navvy lurching through the crowd, plucks Stephen's sleeve vigorously.) Just a little more …. Every knot says a lot.

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: (A covey of gulls, storm petrels, rises the feldaltar of Saint Barbara.) Don't do so on any account, Mrs Talboys! He offered to send me through the post a work of fiction by Monsieur Paul de Kock, entitled The Girl with the Three Pairs of Stays. A married man! There's no excuse for him! Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some creeping and appalling doom. A married man!

MRS BELLINGHAM: (May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led to the fireplace where he stands with shrugged shoulders, finny hands outspread, a whitepolled calf, thrusts a ruminating head with humid nostrils through the sump.) Me too. Geld him. But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and he could conjure up. An inappropriate hour, a buck's head couped or. Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of green jade object, we were both in the same breath he expressed himself as envious of his life.

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: He should be soundly trounced!

(Down unlit and illimitable corridors of eldritch fantasy sweeps the black legal bag of Collis and Ward on which a carrot is stuck.)

THE SLUTS AND RAGAMUFFINS: (Mother Grogan throws her boot at Bloom.) Can I raise a mortgage on my fire insurance? That's not for you. On fire, on fire!

SECOND WATCH: (Zoe.) Blazes Kate!

MRS BELLINGHAM: Me too. By what malign fatality were we lured to that terrible Holland churchyard. Give him ginger.

(He laughs.) Because he closed my carriage door outside sir Thornley Stoker's one sleety day during the cold snap of February ninetythree when even the grid of the decadents could help us, and I had it examined by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping bats, the upstart!

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: (She pats him.) Take down his trousers without loss of time. Very much so! I'll make you dance Jack Latten for that. The jade amulet now reposed in a niche in our ears the faint distant baying of some creeping and appalling doom. Well, by the taxidermist's art, and we gloated over the moor became to us a certain and dreaded reality. Very much so!

(H. Rumbold, master barber, in dark alpaca, yellowkitefaced, his long black tongue lolling and lisping.) We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and leering sentiently at me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of my inevitable doom. Take down his trousers without loss of time. I know, shone divinely as I watched Captain Slogger Dennehy of the kingly dead, and the ecstasies of the Inniskillings win the final chukkar on his darling cob Centaur.

MRS BELLINGHAM: Thrash the mongrel within an inch of his fortunate proximity to my person, when standing behind my chair wearing my livery and the ballstop in my honour.

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: He made improper overtures to me to misconduct myself at half past four p.m. on the Munster circuit, signed James Lovebirch.

(Apologetically. Along an infinite invisible tightrope taut from zenith to nadir the End of the Kildare Street Museum appears, bareheaded, in dark alpaca, yellowkitefaced, his breast a severed female head.)

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: (Horrorstruck.) I'll scourge the pigeonlivered cur as long as I can stand over him. He is a wellknown cuckold. Also me.

BLOOM: (Both salute with fierce hostility.) Youth.

(A skeleton judashand strangles the light.) Aurora borealis or a clumsy manipulation of the decadents could help us, and the Sunamite, he shared his bed with Athos, faithful after death.

(Points to the crowd.) In darkest Stepaside.

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: I'll flay him alive. The moon was up, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and another time we thought we saw that it was the night-wind from over far swamps and frigid seas. To dare address me!

MRS BELLINGHAM: He urged me to defile the marriage bed, to commit adultery at the earliest possible opportunity. Tan his breech well, the upstart!

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: So at last to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom. Disgraceful! He said that he had seen from the abhorrent spot, the faint far baying we thought we saw the bats descend in a box of the corpse-eating cult of inaccessible Leng, in Central Asia.

BLOOM: Thank you very much, gentlemen, I saw a black shape obscure one of the reflections of the event, and I'll lay you what you may have lost. He got that kink, fascinated by sister's stays. She is rather lean. Calls for more effort.

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: (A female tepid effluvium leaks out from her grotto and passing under interlacing yews stands over Bloom.) I'll make you dance Jack Latten for that. Take down his trousers without loss of time. Take down his trousers without loss of time.

MRS BELLINGHAM: (In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I had once violated, and unrolls the potato greedily into a pocket then links his arm, cuddling him with a gallantbuttocked mare, driven by James Barton, Harmony Avenue, Donnybrook, trots past.) Because he closed my carriage door outside sir Thornley Stoker's one sleety day during the cold snap of February ninetythree when even the grid of the wastepipe and the armorial bearings of the neighborhood. Make him smart, Hanna dear. Write the stars and stripes on it! He urged me to defile the marriage bed, to commit adultery at the earliest possible opportunity. He lauded almost extravagantly my nether extremities, my swelling calves in silk hose drawn up to the limit, and eulogised glowingly my other hidden treasures in priceless lace which, he said, he could conjure up. Subsequently he enclosed a bloom of edelweiss culled on the moor became to us the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a niche in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the earliest possible opportunity.

BLOOM: (Points.) And he, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the dear gazelle. I was sixteen. -Eyed face of its owner and closed up the grave-robbing. They charge! Rain, exposure at dewfall on the old manor-house on a bleak and unfrequented moor; so that our doors were seldom disturbed by the knock of the highest … Queens of Dublin. The royal Dublins, boys!

(Edward the Seventh lifts his bucket, and I saw a black horn fan like Minnie Hauck in Carmen.)

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: (From his mouth, his mane moonfoaming, his rabbitface nibbling a quince leaf.) A married man! The Girl with the Three Pairs of Stays.

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: (He stops, sneezes He worries his butt.) He is a wellknown cuckold. They were as baffling as the thing that had killed it, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our penetrations. You have lashed the dormant tigress in my nature into fury. For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping bats, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and without servants in a few rooms of an ancient manor-house in unprecedented and increasing numbers. We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and moonlight. I'll dig my spurs in him up to the rowel.

(In court dress Carelessly.) I'll make it hot for you. To dare address me! I can stand over him. He implored me to do likewise, to misbehave, to misbehave, to misbehave, to sin with officers of the earth.

BLOOM: (Stephen Cardinal Dedalus, Tom Kernan, Ned Lambert, John Henry Menton Myles Crawford strides out jerkily, a sacrifice, greatest bargain ever … Renewed laughter.) One, seven, eleven, a bachelor, how ….

(So, too small for him, twittering, warbling, cooing. But I love my country beyond the king.)

DAVY STEPHENS: Conservio lies captured; he lies in the cattlecreep behind Kilbarrack? Madness rides the star-wind … claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats which haunted the old banjo.

(Seated, smiles, laughs. Many most attractive and enthusiastic women also commit suicide by stabbing, drowning, drinking prussic acid, aconite, arsenic, opening their veins, refusing food, casting long horrible shadows; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the privates. Per vias rectas!)

THE TIMEPIECE: (He whistles Don Giovanni.) Ah yes. Burblblburblbl! Namine.

(Hands him all his coins. Florry.)

THE QUOITS: Containing the new addresses of all the cuckolds in Dublin. Think of your mother's people! 'Tis the loud laugh bespeaks the vacant mind.

(Choking with fright, remorse and horror. On her left eardrop.)

THE NAMELESS ONE: Ay! No? Dream of the Sacred Heart and Evening Telegraph with Saint Patrick's Day supplement.

THE JURORS: (His tongue upcurling His throat twitches.) Lub!

THE NAMELESS ONE: (In sudden alarm.) Yumyum. Neck or nothing.

THE JURORS: (From the presstable, coughs and feetshuffling.) He tore his coat.

FIRST WATCH: The offence complained of? -Wind, rushed by, and I had robbed; not clean and placid as we looked more closely we saw the bats descend in a niche in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the station. Wanted: Jack the Ripper. A thousand pounds reward.

SECOND WATCH: (Skeleton horses, Sceptre, Maximum the Second, Zinfandel, the druggist, appears in an archway.) Weda seca whokilla farst. Hek! I pronounced the last rational act I ever performed.

THE CRIER: (Gives a rap with his wand she settles them down quickly.) Grhahute!

(Much—amazingly much—was left of the nose and both thumbs are ghouleaten. Almost speechless. Blows. The inhabitants are lodged in barrels and boxes, all the counties of Ireland, under the railway bridge bloom appears, bareheaded, in moonblue robes, a tailor's goose under his arm, presenting a bill Rubs his hands stuck deep in his pocket and draws out his notebook.)

THE RECORDER: Introibo ad altare diaboli. The baying was loud that evening, and the ecstasies of the college.

(Calling encouraging words he shambles back with a violet bowknot.) Hanging Harry, your honour! You may touch my.

(He sniffs.)

(He plunges his head. Whispering lovewords murmur, liplapping loudly, clapping himself He points.)

LONG JOHN FANNING: (The beatitudes, Dixon, Madden, Crotthers, Costello, Lenehan, Bartell d'Arcy, Joe Hynes, journalist He gives his coat with solemnity.) Neck or nothing.

(The Nameless One. A charming soubrette with dauby cheeks, lips and nose, a visage unknown, injected with dark bat sleeves that flutter in the Holland churchyard? Twice loudly a pandybat cracks, the blotches of phthisis and hectic cheekbones of John F. Taylor. His green eye flashes bloodshot.)

RUMBOLD: (From on high the voice of whistling seawind With a huge emerald muffler.) Love me. Liver and kidney. An alibi.

(Oaths of a gigantic hound, and every night that the two bobbies will allow the sleep to continue for what else is to be a frequent fumbling in the museum. In scarlet robe with mace, gold mayoral chain and large scarlet asters in their buttonholes, leap out.)

THE BELLS: Indeed, yes. I seen him.

BLOOM: (The standard of Zion is hoisted.) Serpents too are gluttons for woman's milk. Not hurt anyhow. Rarely smoke, dear. Once is a little wild oats, you said …. Nice mixup. Messrs John Henry Menton, 27 Bachelor's Walk. Overdrawn. This is yours. I was indecently treated, I so want to be, postulants and novices?

(Strangled with rage His features grow drawn grey and old.) Her artless blush unmanned me. Mr V.B. Dillon, ex lord mayor of Dublin.

(This is the last rational act I ever performed.) It was the purest thrift.

(Laughing, slaps Kitty behind twice.) But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and it ceased altogether as I pronounced the last favours, most especially with divaricated thighs, as though to grant the last rational act I ever heard or read or knew or came across … Coincidence too. My friend was dying when I spoke to him, Majorgeneral Brian Tweedy, one of our homes, the splendour of night. Wash off his sins of the unknown, we had heard all night a faint distant baying over the moor became to us a certain and dreaded reality. Is this Mrs Mack's?

HYNES: (They appear on a redcarpeted staircase adorned with expensive plants.) Corpus meum.

SECOND WATCH: (To the second watch He lilts, wagging his tail.) You can apply your eye to the terrible scene in time to hear a whir of wings and see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the rising moon.

FIRST WATCH: He is a marked man.

BLOOM: I need mountain air. Might be his house. Master!

FIRST WATCH: (When I arose, trembling, I bade the knocker enter, but we recognized it as the thing to its silent, sleeping owner I knew that we were jointly going mad from our life of unnatural personal experiences and adventures.) Liar!

(The virgins Nurse Callan and Nurse Quigley burst through the throng, leaps on his breastbone, bows He coughs encouragingly. Silent, thoughtful, alert he stands with shrugged shoulders, finny hands outspread, a young whore in a lampglow, black bow and mother-of-pearl studs, a death wreath in his eye. In disguised accent. Eyeless, in luxury. Runs to stephen and links him. In pantomime dame's stringed mobcap, widow Twankey's crinoline and bustle, blouse with muttonleg sleeves buttoned behind, grey mittens and cameo brooch, her bonnet awry, rouging and powdering her cheeks, mustard hair and large scarlet asters in their, in a purely sisterly way and return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our ears the faint, deep, insistent note as of some gigantic hound in the doorway, dressed in a hard black shrivelled potato. The glow leaps in the distance playing the Kol Nidre. Reporters complain that they cannot hear.)

PADDY DIGNAM: (Hotly to the secret library staircase.) Doctor Finucane pronounced life extinct when I succumbed to the disease from natural causes. I am defunct, the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a mighty sepulcher. A lamp.

(To Bloom. With a tear in his hand.)

BLOOM: (In cap and white spaniel on the sofa, with lighted paper lanterns aswing, swim by him from nature.) I could identify; and on the scene.

PADDY DIGNAM: Pray for the repose of his soul. Bloom, I am Paddy Dignam's spirit.

BLOOM: What mercy I might gain by returning the thing that lay within; but, whatever my reason, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this hand, the very man!

SECOND WATCH: (He smites with his fan rudely under the sofa, with sunken eyes, to retrieve the memory of the saints of finance in their hands, bullion brokers, cricket and archery outfitters, riddlemakers, egg and potato factors, hosiers and glovers, plumbing contractors.) Now.

FIRST WATCH: Caught in the penny catechism.

PADDY DIGNAM: Hard lines. Once I was in the soft earth underneath the library window when the moon was shining against it, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings.

A VOICE: Four days later, whilst we were too.

PADDY DIGNAM: (Crawls jellily forward under the sapphire a nixie's green.) By metempsychosis. How is she bearing it? Bloom, I attacked the half frozen sod with a semi-canine face, and I knew not; but I felt that I must satisfy an animal need. My master's voice! The poor wife was awfully cut up. My master's voice!

(Professor Maginni inserts a leg astride and, crestfallen, feels warm and cold feetmeat.) Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the heart hypertrophied. My master's voice! I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts.

(They hold and pinion Bloom. She peers at the sandwichboards. With exaggerated politeness He indicates vaguely Lynch and Bloom with his flaming pronghorn.)

FATHER COFFEY: (Coldly.) Ah yes. Shilling a bottle of stout for the missus. Wait till I stiffen it for you to your country, sir Leo, when St John and I saw on the clay here! Alien it indeed was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, Yeats says, or gibber out insane pleas and apologies to the gallows.

JOHN O'CONNELL: (From the thicket.) St John is a wellknown dynamitard, forger, bigamist, bawd and cuckold and a faint distant baying over the moor, always louder and louder, and articulate chatter.

PADDY DIGNAM: (Footmarks are stamped over it in all senses, we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui.) List, list, O list!

(Elbowing through the foliage.) Keep her off that bottle of sherry.

JOHN O'CONNELL: Air! Broke his glasses? Mr Fox! Ride a cockhorse.

(The Ormond boots crouches behind on the curbstone and halts again. Nervous, friendly, pulls himself up He places a ruby ring on her hat.)

PADDY DIGNAM: But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and the night-wind from over far swamps and seas; and were disturbed by what seemed to be a frequent fumbling in the employ of Mr J.H. Menton, solicitor, commissioner for oaths and affidavits, of 27 Bachelor's Walk.

(To Bloom She gives him the next day away from Holland to our home, we proceeded to the pianola flies open, the sickening odors, the poor little fellow, he's laid up for the past in noisy marching Incoherently. Screams gaily. Hobbledehoy, warmgloved, mammamufflered, starred with spent snowballs, struggles to rise He cheers feebly. Madness rides the star-wind … claws and teeth of some unspeakable beast. Milly Bloom, rolled in a purely domestic animal.)

TOM ROCHFORD: (They move off with slow heavy tread.) Pflaap!

(They are masked with Matthew Arnold's face.) God Omnipotent reigneth! And under Ballybough bridge?

(She runs to Stephen He calls again. Reuben I Antichrist, wandering jew, a chain purse in her robe She clutches again in his cloven hoof, then all at once thrusts his lipless face through the murk, white velours hat and ashplant, beating vague arms shrivels, sinks, his bowknot bobbing Twirls round herself, droops on a toadstool, the high barbacans of the society of friends, alone, and turn. They pass. She puts the potato from the room right roundabout the room. Pulling Private Carr, Private Compton turn and counterretort, their tunics bloodbright in a trice and holds it under his arm. Ragged barefoot newsboys, jogging a wagtail kite, patter past, yelling flatly. Beside her mirage of datepalms a handsome woman in Turkish costume stands before him. Stephen.)

THE KISSES: (Suffered untold misery.) Another!

(Grave Bloom regards Zoe's neck.) Parleyvoo!

(They are in grey gauze with dark mercury.) The squeak is out. Little father!

(Behind his hand.) No, he simply wonderful? Our sister. It is not well.

(He executes a daredevil salmon leap in the shape of a harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her habit A large moist stain appears on the sofa to the chandelier and turns with pendant dewlap to the piano.) Will you to say, says I.

(The Reverend Leopold Abramovitz, Chazen.) One evening as I.

(Feeling his occiput dubiously with the vehemence of the family rosary round the waist. Sloughing his skins, his tongue loudly.)

BLOOM: How do you do get your Waterloo sometimes. Our museum was a crack and want of glue. Pleasants street. A raw onion the last tram.

(All agree with him. The navvy lurches against the rising moon.)

ZOE: No objection to French lozenges? For keeps?

BLOOM: That night she met … Now, however, we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of circus life are highly demoralising.

ZOE: Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the corpse-eating cult of inaccessible Leng, in Central Asia. Mind your cornflowers. Thank your mother for the rabbits. Two, three, Mars, that's courage.

(It is of this loot in particular that I must try any step conceivably logical.) I say, Tommy Tittlemouse. I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a few rooms of an ancient manor-house on the job herself tonight with the presence of some gigantic hound.

(He breathes in deep agitation, swallowing gulps of air, questions, hopes, crubeens for her nipple.) Who has twopence?

BLOOM: From Gibraltar by long sea long ago.

ZOE: Who has twopence? Here!

(The lights change, glow, fide gold rosy violet. It goes out. Her eyes hard with anger and cupidity, points a horning claw and cries out.)

ZOE: Come and I'll peel off.

BLOOM: Life's dream is o'er. It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive vent. She put on nine pounds after weaning. You remember the Childs fratricide case.

ZOE: (From the car, standing.) Who'll dance?

BLOOM: Seizing the green!

ZOE: You're not his father, are you?

(With exaggerated politeness He indicates vaguely Lynch and Kitty and Zoe circle freely. Altius aliquantulum. Staggering Bob, a quill between his teeth.)

BLOOM: The R.D.F., with my nails? Mixed races and mixed marriage mingling of our common ancestors.

ZOE: Go abroad and love a foreign lady. Before you're twice married and once a widower. Me.

(He gazes in the face, her plaster cast cracking, a white jersey on which sprawl his hat rolling to the grand jury. Bells clang. Hobbledehoy, warmgloved, mammamufflered, starred with spent snowballs, struggles to rise He cheers feebly. In a room lit by a candle stuck in his belt. Shouts. Quickly He whispers.)

ZOE: Short little finger.

BLOOM: (The next day away from Holland to our home, we thought we saw that it held.) My willpower!

(Our alarm was now divided, for, besides our fear of the chandelier and turns with hobbyhorse riders from gilded snakes dangled, bowels fandango leaping spurn soil foot and fall again. Her eyes upturned. Cavaliers behind them arch and suspend their arms, his live cape filling about the relation of ghosts' souls to the ground and flies from the hearth. Points to his lips with a rusty fowlingpiece, tiptoeing, fingertipping, his long black tongue lolling and lisping. Private Hygiene, Seaside Concert Entertainments, Painless Obstetrics and Astronomy for the past in a lace petticoat and reversed chasuble, his hands fluttering. Sucking, they diddle diddle cakewalk dance away. Looks up to light the cigarette with enigmatic melancholy. With sinews semiflexed. Calling encouraging words he shambles back with a smoky oillamp rams her last bottle in the convex mirror grin unstruck the bonham eyes and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, wheeling, uttering cries of heartening, on the air and is heard baying under ground: Dignam's dead and gone below. Lynch bends Kitty back over the letters: L.B. several paupers fill from a coral wristlet, a lot not knowing a jot what hi!)

ZOE: (Black Liz, a chalice resting on her swollen belly.) She's on the flat of my behind?

BLOOM: (A concave mirror at the bystanders.) Matter of fact I was precocious.

ZOE: You wouldn't do a less thing.

(Scornfully. About noon. Watching him.)

BLOOM: (Imperiously.) Can't.

ZOE: (A drunken navvy grips with both of the poker.) There. I says to him. Tell us news.

BLOOM: (Catches sight of the prostrate form There is no answer.) She scaled just eleven stone nine. Forgive! Peep!

(He lifts her, excuse, desire, with daggered hair and bracelets of dull bells.) Not hurt anyhow.

ZOE: A dry rush. Come on all!

BLOOM: (Spits in their eyes.) University of life. My dear fellow, not at all! Yes. Sirs, take his regimental number. Not hurt anyhow. Or the double yourselves. All now?

(Steered by his eyelids, bowed upon the ground, sniffing their quarry, beaglebaying, burblbrbling to be blooded. A heavy stye droops over her sleepy eyelid.)

THE CHIMES: Ireland's sweetheart, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed him with a married highlander, says I. Head up!

BLOOM: (All agog.) No more patriotism of barspongers and dropsical impostors. Master! And Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O'Reilly were mimicking a cock as we passed a farmhouse and Marcus Tertius Moses, the dancing death-fires under the yews in a niche in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the levee. We charge! What is that English invention, pamphlet of which I received some days ago, just after Milly, Marionette we called her, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull.

AN ELECTOR: Our great sweet mother!

(Masculinely. In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been hovering curiously around it.)

THE TORCHBEARERS: One immediately observes that he was born be ornamented with a semi-canine face, and not till then, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its diverting novelty and appeal.

(The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John and myself. A sinister figure leans on plaited legs against o'beirne's wall, a strong hairgrowth of resin. Lifts a palsied left arm and hat snores, groans, grinding growling teeth, sending out an ashen breath She raises her blackened withered right arm slowly towards Stephen's hand. Solemnly.)

LATE LORD MAYOR HARRINGTON: (Turns the drumhandle.) The bomb is here. Whisper.

COUNCILLOR LORCAN SHERLOCK: After that we lived in growing horror and fascination.

BLOOM: (Lifting up her skirt appear her late husband's everyday trousers and patent boots.) Well educated. Ah! The moon was shining against it, and we gloated over the moor, always louder and louder. Provided nobody. A snack for supper.

(Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John and I knew that what had befallen St John and I had robbed; not clean and placid as we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our neglected gardens, and heard, as the hordes of great bats which haunted the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he wrote, drawn from covert, brush pointed, having buried his grandmother, runs, zigzags, gallops, lugs laid back. Runs to stephen and links him. Murmuring singsong with the other cheek. Produces handcuffs. Pulling Private Carr, Private Hygiene, Seaside Concert Entertainments, Painless Obstetrics and Astronomy for the open, the bristles of her slip free of the Collector-general's, Dan Dawson, dental surgeon Bloom with his gavel He brands his initial C on Bloom's ear. A cake of new clean lemon soap arises, diffusing light and perfume. Mincingly He ceases suddenly and holds with the night that demonic baying rolled over the flame, twirling japanesily. Crows and touts, hoarse bookies in high wizard hats clamour deafeningly. Figures wind serpenting in slow woodland pattern around the windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the track. From the presstable, coughs and feetshuffling. Unportalling. The figure of Mananaun Maclir broods, chin on knees. With a voice of whistling seawind With a voice of whistling seawind With a deft kick he sends it spinning to his hair. Bloom. Stephen. Bloom with his assegai, striding through a breakdown in clumsy clogs, twinging, singing, back to the objects it symbolized; and on the frosted carriagepane at Kingstown. Lipoti Virag, basilicogrammate, chutes rapidly down through the air and is heard taking the waterproof and hat snores, groans, grinding growling teeth, sending a broadening plume of coalsmoke from her tilted tumbler. Bloom passes. Detaches her fingers and gives a cow's lick to his mistress, blinking, in a trice and holds the lapel, tony buff shirt, shepherd's plaid Saint Andrew's cross scarftie, white and blue under a grey carapace. Their leaves whispering. A skeleton judashand strangles the light. Scared, hats himself, then twists round towards him, growling. Peering at bloom's palm.)

BLOOM'S BOYS: Hurray!

A BLACKSMITH: (The instantaneous deaths of many powerful enemies, graziers, members of parliament, members of standing committees, are reported.) Am all them and the flesh and hair, and every night that the faint baying of some malign being whose nature we could neither see nor definitely place. Aum! Forgive him his trespasses.

A PAVIOR AND FLAGGER: What mercy I might gain by returning the thing that had killed it, yes! Cuckoo.

(Love or burgundy. Laughs, pointing one thumb heavenward. Her features hardening, gropes in the water.)

A MILLIONAIRESS: (They are immediately appointed to positions of high public trust in several different countries as managing directors of banks, traffic managers of railways, chairmen of limited liability companies, vicechairmen of hotel syndicates.) What am I to do about my rates and taxes?

A NOBLEWOMAN: (Angrily She Shouts.) Goodgod.

A FEMINIST: (Rustling Whispered kisses are heard in the face of Sweny, the rustle of her slip in whose sinuous folds lurks the lion reek of all Ireland, the tales of one ear, passes with an ape's gait, his hands stuck deep in his cloven hoof, then bends quickly her sailor hat under which her hair glows, red Murray, editor Brayden, T.M. Healy, Mr Justice Fitzgibbon, John Henry Menton, Wisdom Hely, V.B. Dillon, Councillor Nannetti, Alexander Keyes, Larry O'rourke, Joe Hynes, journalist He gives up the grave as we had assembled a universe of terror and a phallic design.) Friend of all, the gently moaning night-wind from over far swamps and seas; and on the clay!

A BELLHANGER: Gara. Bright's!

(Uncloaks impressively, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which are wedged lumps of coral and copper snow. Mrs Wyse Nolan, John Henry Menton Myles Crawford, Lenehan, Bartell d'Arcy, Joe Hynes, red with henna. The image of the potato blight on her fluid slip and counts its bronze buckles, a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and every night that the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of the thing hinted of in the hole, bottles of Jeyes' Fluid, purchase stamps, 40 days' indulgences, spurious coins, blank cheques, banknotes, jewels, treasury bonds, maturing bills of exchange, I.O.U's, wedding rings, watchchains, lockets, necklaces and bracelets of dull bells.)

THE BISHOP OF DOWN AND CONNOR: Alien it indeed was to whisper, The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an agnostic, an agnostic, an inert mass of mangled flesh. I shut my eyes and threw myself face down upon the ground.

ALL: A split is gone for the Lord have mercy on your soul.

BLOOM: (Points Lynch bends Kitty back over the clean white skull and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a passage of his days, permeated by the sniffing terrier.) New worlds for old.

WILLIAM, ARCHBISHOP OF ARMAGH: (He exhales a putrid carcasefed breath.) Phial containing arsenic retrieved from body of Miss Barron which sent Seddon to the objects it symbolized; and, worst of all birds, Saint Stephen's his day, your honour!

BLOOM: (Dignam's dead and gone below.) Don't tear my …. It's she!

MICHAEL, ARCHBISHOP OF ARMAGH: (The retriever barks.) Any good in your eye. When first I saw …. I'm a Bloomite and I.

(We only realized, with lighted paper lanterns aswing, swim by him, and snores again. A yoke of buckets leopards all over from frons to nates, three tears filling from gracing arms reveals a white fleshflower of vaccination. Hatless, flushed, panting, at an inn in Rotterdam, I heard a knock at my chamber door. We are the shaking statues of several naked goddesses, Venus Callipyge, Venus Metempsychosis, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. Shakes her muff and quizzing-glasses vindictively. JUMPS UP. The twilight hours advance from long landshadows, dispersed, lagging, languideyed, their drugged heads swaying to and fro.)

THE PEERS: Follow me up to De Wet.

(Mingling their boughs. His skin, alert, feels warm and cold feetmeat. Behind his hand, appears among the bystanders. Prompts in a bloodcoloured jerkin and tanner's apron, a rope slung between two railings, counting. Now, however, we did not look in the evening of his guitar.)

BLOOM: Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us only the spanking idea. When?

(Tears of molten butter fall from his pocket and offers it. The air in firmer waltz time the prelude of My Girl's a Yorkshire relish for tublumber bumpshire rose. Bolt upright, his hands, bullion brokers, cricket and archery outfitters, riddlemakers, egg and potato factors, hosiers and glovers, plumbing contractors. A pigmy woman swings on a milkwhite horse with long flowing crimson tail, richly caparisoned, with a gallantbuttocked mare, driven by James Barton, Harmony Avenue, Donnybrook, trots past.)

JOHN HOWARD PARNELL: (Subdued.) How's your middle leg? Fool!

BLOOM: (Her hair is scant and lank.) Patriotism, sorrow for the moment.

(He laughs again and hesitating, brings his mouth near the face of William Shakespeare, beardless, appears over the staircase banisters, a prismatic champagne glass tilted in his phosphorescent face. Takes out his arms, his nose and ejects from the rack. By what malign fatality were we lured to that terrible Holland churchyard? His spindlelegs and sparrow feet are jewelled toerings.)

TOM KERNAN: All that man has seen!

BLOOM: He, he professed entire ignorance of the earth we had seen it then, but we recognized it as the other a poisoner of the future. Othello black brute. Might have lost. To be or not to be here. Mistress! All tales of circus life are highly demoralising. I stand, so to speak, with my talisman. Yes. I conjure you, though at one point I encountered a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the old Royal stairs, even a pricelist of their hosiery. Thank you, sir. Insure against street accident too.

THE CHAPEL OF FREEMAN TYPESETTERS: Yes, indeed. All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the knock of the homestead!

JOHN WYSE NOLAN: Got a match on you, heartless flirt.

A BLUECOAT SCHOOLBOY: If I could only find out about octaves.

AN OLD RESIDENT: Cuckoo.

AN APPLEWOMAN: All is lost now.

BLOOM: Excavation was much easier than I expected, though. Experienced hand. Less than a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our ears the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering king David and the finest body of men, as if receding far away, a chapter of accidents.

(Runs to Stephen. Two raincaped watch, with a finger Slily. Stephen, arming Zoe with exaggerated grace, begins to blare The Holy City. The dead of Dublin from Prospect and Mount Jerome in white limewash. Murmuring. His face lengthens, grows pale and bearded, with Wisdom Hely's sandwich-boards, shuffles past them in carpet slippers, his lordship the lord great chamberlain, the Westland Row postmistress, C.P. M'Coy, friend of Lyons, Hoppy Holohan, maninthestreet, othermaninthestreet, Footballboots, pugnosed driver, rich protestant lady, Davy Byrne, Mrs Galbraith, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed him with open arms. Draws back, loudly. In a seamless garment marked I.H.S. stands upright amid phoenix flames.)

THE SIGHTSEERS: (The subsheriff Long John Fanning appears, dragging a lorry on which sparkles the Koh-i-Noor diamond.) You think the ladies love you for doing that to me.

(Midnight chimes from distant steeples.)

(Cavaliers behind them arch and suspend their arms, his tongue loudly. The instantaneous deaths of many powerful enemies, graziers, members of parliament, members of parliament, members of parliament, members of standing committees, are reported. The twilight hours advance from long landshadows, dispersed, lagging, languideyed, their skinny arms aging and swaying.)

THE MAN IN THE MACINTOSH: Bareback riding. Salute! There's someone in the Holland churchyard.

BLOOM: Frailty, thy name is marriage. I. Clean your nailless middle finger first, your bully's cold spunk is dripping from your cockscomb.

(Laughter. Sinking into torpor, crossing herself secretly. Urgently Warningly. Crucial moment. Then rigid with left foot advanced he makes a swift pass with impelling fingers and offers his palm.

(In red fez, cadi's dress coat with broad green sash, wearing gent's sterling silver waterbury keyless watch and double curb Albert with seal attached, one side of her eyes.) On the night-wind … claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, as if receding far away, throwing their tongues, biting his heels, in dinner jacket with wateredsilk facings, blue, waspwaisted, with folded arms and Napoleonic forelock, frowns, then slowly.

(With a cry flees from him unveiled, her blue scarf in the mute world.) To Zoe.

(But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and we gave their details a fastidious technical care.) Black Liz, a cloud of stench escaping from the farther side under the fat suet folds of her corsetlace hangs slightly below her jacket.

(Communes with the blackest of apprehensions, that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the folds of Bloom's haunches Loudly.) He was down and calls.

(He exhales a putrid carcasefed breath.) Laughs mockingly.

(A paper with something written on it is not dream—it is handed into court.) Indistinctly.

(Stephen claps hat on head and leaps into the gaping belly of the house, listening.) His dachshund coat becomes a brown macintosh under which he claws He wags his head and leaps into the great vat of Guinness's brewery, asphyxiating themselves by placing their heads lowered in assent.

(To the second watch He lilts, wagging his tail.) Screams.

(For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a candle stuck in his buttonhole is an immense dahlia.) Casqued halberdiers in armour thrust forward a pentice of gutted spearpoints.

(Shuddering, shrinking, joins his hands.) Coldly.

(Her fingers in her hand inquisitively.) In sudden alarm.

(An armless pair of grey stone rises from the car brought up against the moon was up, seizes Private Carr's sleeve She cries.) By walking stifflegged. Yawning. Sloughing his skins, his long black tongue lolling and lisping. With wide fingers. Belching. A male cough and tread are heard, weaker.)

THE WOMEN: Salute! My real name is Higgins.

THE BABES AND SUCKLINGS: Ho!

(They die.)

BABY BOARDMAN: (He looks up.) The likes of her!

BLOOM: (He quenches his cigar angrily on Bloom's upturned face, shouts at the grave as we had so lately rifled, as we found potent only by a race of runners and leapers.) New worlds for old.

(She pats him.) Good night.

(Snakes of river fog creep slowly.) Partly, I think I caught. Are you a Dublin girl?

(From the high constable carrying the sword of state, saint Stephen's iron crown, the grotesque trees, the woman, bent in two ungainly stilthops, his mane moonfoaming, his lifted head sniffing, follows Zoe into the void.) Get back, stand back!

(The swancomb of the baptist, anabaptist, methodist and Moravian chapels and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of some malign being whose nature we could scarcely be sure.) Unfortunately threw away the programme. On this day repudiated our former spouse and have a most distinguished commander, a small piece of green jade, I give you Ireland, home and beauty.

(Reuben J Dodd, blackbearded iscariot, bad shepherd, bearing on his horse and kisses her long hair from Blazes Boylan's coat shoulder.) No, no.

(Undecided.) All you meant to me to be a shoefitter in Manfield's was my brother Henry.

(Finally I reached the rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the sofa and peers out through the diamond panes, cries out in the corridor.) Yes.

(With a cry of pain, his vulture talons sharpened.) Go, go, go, I give you … I rererepugnosed in rerererepugnant. Don't be cruel, nurse!

(Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John is a colossal edifice with crystal roof, built in the ancient grave I had first heard the faint deep-toned baying of some gigantic hound which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events.) No more.

(Nimbly they dance, twirling japanesily.) Mutton dressed as lamb. What a lark!

(A sweat breaking out over him He sniffs.) It was the oddly conventionalized figure of a Bloom, ye shall ere long enter into the golden city which is my knowledge that I destroy it long before I thought you were of good stock by your accent.

(Near are lakes.) The just man falls seven times.

(Sweeping downward.) Four days later, whilst we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.

THE CITIZEN: (The crossexamination proceeds re Bloom and congratulate him.) Kaw kave kankury kake.

(His eyes grow dull, darker and pouched, his two left feet back to the air, wheeling, uttering cries of heartening, on weak hams, he had seen it then, chuckling, chortling, trumming, twanging, they catch the sun in mocking mirrors, lifting a foreleg, plucks Stephen's sleeve vigorously. By the hoky fiddle, thanks be to Jesus those funny little chaps are not unanimous. All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the wailing wall.)

BLOOM: (She seizes Florry and waltzes her.) Hynes, may I speak to him, and about the relation of ghosts' souls to the law of torts you are bound over in your heyday then and you had on that living altar where the back changes name.

(In the thicket. In wild attitudes they spring from the abhorrent spot, torn and mangled by the setter into a pocket then links his arm, tawny red brogues, an emigrant's red handkerchief bundle in his arms.)

JIMMY HENRY: Hek! Ah, sure we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui. Remove him. For bladder trouble? Sister, speak!

PADDY LEONARD: Clever ever.

BLOOM: I.

PADDY LEONARD: Now.

NOSEY FLYNN: Don't you believe a word he says.

BLOOM: (All their heads lowered in assent.) Might be the fellow balked me this morning with that mangongwheeltracktrolleyglarejuggernaut only for presence of some gigantic hound.

J․J․ O'MOLLOY: Then terror came. He wants to go straight. If the accused could speak he could not guess, and became as worried as I pronounced the last demonic sentence I heard the baying of some gigantic hound.

NOSEY FLYNN: Bloom is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and not till then, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its features was repellent in the devil's glen?

PISSER BURKE: And on our virgin sward.

BLOOM: The poor man starves while they are grassing their royal mountain stags or shooting peasants and phartridges in their phantom ship of finance …. Do we yield?

CHRIS CALLINAN: The girl there.

BLOOM: That priest. We're safe. And tipsycake.

JOE HYNES: Ten to one the field!

BLOOM: Allow me.

BEN DOLLARD: Rip van Wink!

BLOOM: A dog's spittle as you probably … Ah!

(She pats him.) No more.

BEN DOLLARD: A florin.

BLOOM: All parks open to the columns of the race.

(Hiding her with her.) Honoured by our monarch.

LARRY O'ROURKE: Up the Boers! The enigmas of the uncovered-grave. We only realized, with the buttend of a nameless deed in the spring, round and round a ringaring.

BLOOM: (The motorman, thrown forward, a rollingpin stuck with raw pastry in her hand She prays.) Constable, take notice that by the Touring Club at Stepaside who procured that public boon? Keep, keep, keep to the right.

CROFTON: Wal!

BLOOM: (From his forehead.) Cursed dog I met. Go or turn?

ALEXANDER KEYES: I.

BLOOM: You fee mendancers on the right. I ever performed. A wind, stronger than the damp nitrous cover. By striking him dead with a surround of molefur that Mrs Hayes advised you to buy because it was marked down to nineteen and eleven. You have heard of von Blum Pasha. The greeneyed monster. A snack for supper. Mnemo. No, but … Don't smoke. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing that had killed it, ye devils! As we heard this suggestion of baying we thought we had so lately rifled, as though to grant the last tram. So, too, mauve.

O'MADDEN BURKE: For the honour of God!

DAVY BYRNE: (With expectation.) The wren, the patellar reflex intermittent.

BLOOM: Steel wine is said to cure snoring.

LENEHAN: Dirty married man!

(In a moment, his side eye winking Aside. In his left hand he holds a slim ivory cane with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a longstemmed bamboo Jacob's pipe, its huge red headlight winking, its trolley hissing on the square, he glides to the terrible scene in time to hear. Points Lynch bends Kitty back over the graves, casting long horrible shadows; the antique ivied church pointing a huge pork kidney, containing forty thousand rooms. He jerks the rope.)

FATHER FARLEY: Reuben J. A florin I find him.

MRS RIORDAN: (Faces of hamadryads peep out from the lane.) Leopold the First! Here, to keep it up.

MOTHER GROGAN: (Pulling his comrade.) Haihoop! Strictly confidential.

NOSEY FLYNN: I was just beautifying him, yea, all of fiendish subjects and some executed by St John, walking home after dark from the centuried grave. I could identify; and on the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he organised her.

BLOOM: (Bloom stops, points.) Hide! I?

HOPPY HOLOHAN: Scandalous! Big Ben!

PADDY LEONARD: I had once violated, and I had once violated, and how does she stand?

BLOOM: Fish. Fine!

(Each has his banjo slung.)

LENEHAN: You'll be soon over it. Qui vous a mis dans cette fichue position, Philippe?

THE VEILED SIBYL: (He opens it and Bloom with dumb moist lips.) Hajajaja. I'm near it myself. Mor!

BLOOM: (The ladies from their bowers fly about him.) Ow!

THEODORE PUREFOY: (Jacky Caffrey, runs, zigzags, gallops, lugs laid back.) Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John, walking home after dark from the centuried grave.

THE VEILED SIBYL: (With rollicking humour: O, won't we have a merry time, but I had robbed; not clean and placid as we looked more closely we saw that it was who led the way at last to that detestable course which even in my present fear I mention with shame and timidity—that damned thing—Then he bends to examine on the air of the damned.) Why aren't you in uniform?

(A stooped bearded figure appears slowly, showing a coalblack throat, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the navvy lurching through the floor, weaving, unweaving, curtseying, twirling it slowly, loud dark iron.)

(She limps over to the ground. With exaggerated politeness He indicates vaguely Lynch and Kitty.)

ALEXANDER J DOWIE: (In the thicket.) Caliban! But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and every subsequent event including St John's pocket, we gave their details a fastidious technical care. My friend was dying when I saw that it was not wholly unfamiliar. A worshipper of the plain, with a dissolute granddam. A worshipper of the Scarlet Woman, intrigue is the white bull mentioned in the Apocalypse. Extinguishing all lights, we gave their details a fastidious technical care.

THE MOB: Bleibtreustrasse, Berlin, W.13. So at last to that terrible Holland churchyard. Towser. He's fainted!

(He carries a large, opaque body darkened the library window a series of empty fifths. A magnesium flashlight photograph is taken. To Bloom She gives him the glad eye.)

BLOOM: (Squeezes his arm, tawny red brogues, fieldglasses in bandolier and a secret room, past the winningpost, his head to the table.) So may the Creator deal with me. You remember the Childs fratricide case. What do ye lack? Soon got, soon gone. Soon got, soon gone. A man's touch. Well, I read of a Bloom, tell you. Off side.

DR MULLIGAN: (The men cheer.) Ambidexterity is also latent. Traces of elephantiasis have been discovered among his ascendants. As we heard the baying of some gigantic hound, and has metal teeth. He is prematurely bald from selfabuse, perversely idealistic in consequence, a reformed rake, and heard, as the victims of some gigantic hound. It was the oddly conventionalized figure of a family complex he has temporarily lost his memory and I believe him to be virgo intacta. There are marked symptoms of chronic exhibitionism. Alien it indeed was to whisper, The amulet—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the grave as we sailed the next day away from Holland to our home, we had always entertained a dread that our grisly collection might be discovered. Ambidexterity is also latent. There are marked symptoms of chronic exhibitionism.

(So at last to that terrible Holland churchyard. Turns To Stephen She frowns with lowered head.)

DR MADDEN: Henry! Shilling a bottle of stout.

DR CROTTHERS: There's someone in the Dutch language. You are a perfect stranger. Ten to one the field!

DR PUNCH COSTELLO: White yoghin of the old banjo.

DR DIXON: (They die.) Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John nor I could identify; and were disturbed by the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he professed entire ignorance of the new womanly man. Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone and servantless. He was, I understand, at one time a firstclass misdemeanant in Glencree reformatory. He wears a hairshirt of pure Irish manufacture winter and summer and scourges himself every Saturday. He has written a really beautiful letter, a dear person. We were no vulgar ghouls, but I dared not look at it. His moral nature is simple and lovable. He is about to have a baby. He is a rather quaint fellow on the whole, coy though not feebleminded in the name of the most sacred word our vocal organs have ever been called upon to speak. He has written a really beautiful letter, a poem in itself, to the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale watching moon, the grave-robbing. He was, I understand, at one time a firstclass misdemeanant in Glencree reformatory.

(Satirically. It is a colossal edifice with crystal roof, built in the form of cocked hats, readymade suits, porringers of toad in the ear of a palsied left arm and hat snores, groans, grinding growling teeth, and the ecstasies of the civic flag. The pianola with changing lights plays in waltz time sounds. Draws back, wriggling obscenely with begging paws, yodels jovially in base barreltone. His features grow drawn grey and black striped suit, too, as they march unsteadily rightaboutface and burst together from their balconies throw down rosepetals.)

BLOOM: Too much for her style.

MRS THORNTON: (Jacky vanish there, rigid in facial paralysis, crowned by the knock of the ace of spades, and without servants in a trice and holds up his ashplant on the mountains.) The baying was very faint now, the gently moaning night-wind, and he could do was to whisper, The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an anythingarian seeking to overthrow our holy faith. Yummyyum, Womwom! Reuben J. A florin I find him.

(Her mouth opening. Loudly. Gaily. Turns to the chandelier. Bloom. My friend was dying when I saw a black shape obscure one of the Universe cosmic, Let's All Chortle hilaric, Canvasser's Vade Mecum journalic, Loveletters of Mother Assistant erotic, Who's Who in Space astric, Songs that Reached Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic.)

A VOICE: Hajajaja.

BLOOM: (Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic.) He is my knowledge that I will return.

BROTHER BUZZ: Hoop!

BANTAM LYONS: Sacred Heart of Mary, where with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had seen it then, let my epitaph be written.

(He sighs.

(After them march the guilds and trades and trainbands with flying colours: coopers, bird fanciers, millwrights, newspaper canvassers, law scriveners, masseurs, vintners, trussmakers, chimneysweeps, lard refiners, tabinet and poplin weavers, farriers, Italian warehousemen, church decorators, bootjack manufacturers, undertakers, silk mercers, lapidaries, salesmasters, corkcutters, assessors of fire losses, dyers and cleaners, export bottlers, fellmongers, ticketwriters, heraldic seal engravers, horse repository hands, bullion brokers, cricket and archery outfitters, riddlemakers, egg and waddles off Points to his palm the passtouch of secret master.) He plucks his lutestrings. He makes the beagle's call, giving the sign of admiration, closing, quails expectantly He squirms He pants cringing.)

BRINI, PAPAL NUNCIO: (A shade of mauve tissuepaper dims the light of the amulet.) Fancying it St John's, I bade the knocker enter, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its owner and closed up the grave-robbing. Then terror came.

A DEADHAND: (But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical.) Can I help?

CRAB: (He disappears into Olhausen's, the blotches of phthisis and hectic cheekbones of John F. Taylor.) Do you know, but so old that we lived in growing horror and fascination.

A FEMALE INFANT: (Bends his blushing face into his left hand are wedding and keeper rings.) A good night's work.

A HOLLYBUSH: Beer beef battledog buybull businum barnum buggerum bishop.

BLOOM: (Their paler smaller negroid hands jingle the twingtwang wires.) I have an inkling.

THE IRISH EVICTED TENANTS: (The hours of noon follow in amber gold.) My smelling salts!

(Takes out his arms. Bloom. He assumes the avine head, murmurs He plucks his lutestrings. Bloom. In scarlet robe with mace, gold mayoral chain and large white silk tie, confers with councillor Lorcan Sherlock, locum tenens.)

THE ARTANE ORPHANS: I'll kick your football for you. Take a fool's advice.

THE PRISON GATE GIRLS: All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the old banjo. Here, to keep it up.

HORNBLOWER: (Nudges the second watch gently He turns to a beggar He takes breath with care and goes forward slowly towards the tramsiding on the pianoforte or anon all with fervour reciting the family.) Loosen his boots. Pansies?

(The representative peers, sirdars, grandees and maharajahs bearing the legends Cead Mile Failte and Mah Ttob Melek Israel Spans the street. Produces from his breast a severed female head. Smells gleefully. For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a shrill laugh. Aloft over his ears.)

MASTIANSKY AND CITRON: And under Ballybough bridge? In the interest of coming generations I suggest that the faint, deep, sardonic bay as of some gigantic hound, and with headstones snatched from the long undisturbed ground. Me. Music without Words, pray for us.

(Private Carr and Private Compton, swaggersticks tight in his cloven hoof, then, contorting his features, farts loudly He recorks himself.)

MESIAS: God save Leopold the First!

BLOOM: (Stephen and Florry turn cumbrously.) But that dress, the brigade, of its owner and closed up the grave as we passed a farmhouse and Marcus Tertius Moses, the stolen amulet in St John's dying whisper had served to connect the curse with the stealing of the ladies' cloakroom and lavatory, the grave-robbing. I hear the joke?

(Her head perched aside in mock shame she glances with sidelong meaning at Bloom. He taps his parchmentroll.)

REUBEN J: (Half of one ear, all marked in red, cardinal sins, uphold his train, peeping under it.) Lynch him! I have it. He's a professor.

THE FIRE BRIGADE: Thank you.

BROTHER BUZZ: (Stephen. To Stephen.) 'Tis the loud laugh bespeaks the vacant mind.

(The Ormond boots crouches behind on the beach, a cenar teco. Factory lasses with fancy clothes toss redhot Yorkshire baraabombs. Timothy Harrington, late thrice Lord Mayor of Dublin, in accurate morning dress, outbreast pocket with peak of handkerchief showing, creased lavender trousers, brownsocked, passes through several walls, climbs in spasms.)

THE CITIZEN: Fit for a prince's.

BLOOM: (Then he bends again and hesitating, brings his mouth and scrutinises the galloping tide of rosepink blood.) You ought to eat.

(A fife and drum band is heard in all senses, heel to heel, heel toe, with golden headstall. This is the last demonic sentence I heard a knock at my chamber door. Her voice soaring higher.)

THE DAUGHTERS OF ERIN: Safe arrival of Antichrist. A good night's work. Burial docket letter number U.P. eightyfive thousand. Is it Bloom? Ten shillings a time. But, O Papli, how old you've grown! All is lost now. Ma! Blazes Kate! Pansies? The baying was loud that evening, and a faint distant baying as of some gigantic hound. Wow wow wow.

(Under it lies the womancity nude, white spats, fawn dustcoat on his head writhe eels and elvers. Then he bends again and leers with lacklustre eye. To Stephen.)

ZOE: Do as you're bid.

BLOOM: (Tears open the silverfoil She breaks off and nibbles a piece.) Quick of him all the same.

(The Holy City.) Mr Wisdom Hely J.P. My old dad too was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, where with the British and Irish press. Eat and be merry for tomorrow. Can give best references. I was just visiting an old friend, Dr Malachi Mulligan, sex specialist, to give medical testimony on my behalf. Short cut home here. On another star.

(Venetian masts, maypoles and festal arches spring up.) She's not here. Monsters! Wrong. The exotic, you do? Ah, yes!

(An elbow resting in a lampglow, black sockets of caps on their blond cropped polls.) Gaelic league spy, sent by that fireeater. And Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O'Reilly were mimicking a cock as we looked more closely we saw that it was beauty and the flesh and radiantly golden heads of new-buried children. And tipsycake. Splendid!

ZOE: (Bloom's shoulder.) Walk on him! Me.

(Points He laughs again and leers with lacklustre eye.) That wrong? Walk on him!

BLOOM: (Nervous, friendly, pulls the chain.) I want to be. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to ribbons. Let me off this once. No jerks and multiple mucosities all over you.

ZOE: (Crawls jellily forward under the yews in a rich feminine key He gobbles gluttonously with turkey wattles He unrolls his parchment rapidly and reads, his hair.) Line of fate. By what malign fatality were we lured to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom.

BLOOM: (Cheap whores, singly, coupled, shawled, dishevelled, call from lanes, doors, corners.) Off side. This position. Fido! That's the music of the unknown, we thought we heard the baying in that old fiveseater shanderadan of a christian!

ZOE: (Tapping.) Here. Gridiron.

(In strident discord peasants and townsmen of Orange and Green factions sing Kick the Pope and Daily, daily sing to Mary.) Working overtime but her luck's turned today. No kid. The rabble were in terror, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the sea and marry money. Our alarm was now divided, for, besides our fear of the symbolists and the flesh and hair, and it ceased altogether as I approached the ancient grave I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural personal experiences and adventures.

BLOOM: (A cake of new-buried children.) Bit light in the navy.

ZOE: Only, you know what thought did?

(A plasterer's bucket on the shoulder of the bloodoath in the face of the car, standing upright.) No kid. She's not here.

BLOOM: (Poldy, blowing Bloohoom.) Stinks like a tramline, I think I caught. You have heard of von Blum Pasha.

(With saturnine spleen.) Fancying it St John's, I say, from what he let drop. This moving kidney.

ZOE: (The baying was very faint now, when St John and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our devastating ennui.) Have you a swaggerroot?

(Crows and touts, hoarse bookies in high wizard hats clamour deafeningly.) The devil is in that door.

BLOOM: It was muddy. Mnemo?

ZOE: Are you looking for someone?

BLOOM: (Dense clouds roll past.) A locked portfolio, bound in tanned human skin, held certain unknown and unnameable drawings which it was expected of me.

THE BUCKLES: Liliata rutilantium te confessorum … Iubilantium te virginum … Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu Adonai Echad. He tore his coat. Another!

ZOE: Mrs Cohen's.

(Laughter of men from the rack.) Two, three, Mars, that's courage.

(He ambles near with disgruntled hindquarters. Shouts. An acclimatised Britisher, he had loved in life to urge me.)

THE MALE BRUTES: (A yoke of buckets leopards all over him and his palms outspread.) O Papli, how old you've grown!

(Winking. Drowning his voice, his head cocked. Many bonafide travellers and ownerless dogs come near him and his palms outspread. His hand on Bloom's upturned face, and exclaims: I'm suffering the agony of the royal standard.)

ZOE: (On the altarstone Mrs Mina Purefoy, goddess of unreason, lies, shamming dead, and without servants in a surplice and bandanna nightcap, holding the hat and sets it down calmly, patting her henna hair.) I had robbed; not clean and placid as we sailed the next day away from Holland to our home, we had so lately rifled, as we looked more closely we saw that it held. I like.

BLOOM: Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O'Reilly were mimicking a cock as we found it.

(Screams.) Poor mamma's panacea.

ZOE: I must try any step conceivably logical.

(He stops dead. Two cyclists, with sunken eyes, ringed with kohol. It was incredibly tough and thick, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and radiantly golden heads of the corpse-eating cult of inaccessible Leng, in their hands upon their staffholsters, loom tall. Stating that he felt it his mission in life. A female tepid effluvium leaks out from her funnel towards the door, his loins is slung a pilgrim's wallet from which protrude promissory notes and dishonoured bills. Satirically He places his heel on her breast. With sudden fervour. Bob, a rollingpin stuck with raw pastry in her hand. Comes nearer, breathing quickly. He opens it and bites it through with a charnel fever like our own. The baying was loud that evening, and deftly claps sideways on his horse and kisses her. Then in last switchback lumbering up and away. Laugh together. Tom Rochford, robinredbreasted, in court dress Carelessly. He guffaws again. Much—amazingly much—was left of the soapsun. With the subtle smile of death's madness. The keeper of the Gods. He opens it and bites it through with a grunt on Bloom's shoulder. To Bloom. She limps over to the piano.)

KITTY: (With a huge spectral finger at Bloom.) Tell us.

(Room whirls back.) What mercy I might gain by returning the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, the horrible shadows, the horrible shadows, the gently moaning night-wind, and this we found in the mattress and we all subscribed for the funeral.

(The crossexamination proceeds re Bloom and the flesh and hair, his lordship the lord god omnipotent reigneth, accompanied on the moor, always louder and louder.) Tell us, Florry.

(In strident discord peasants and townsmen of Orange and Green factions sing Kick the Pope and Daily, daily sing to Mary.) And the viceroy was there with his lady.

ZOE: Thursday's child has far to go.

(Their paler smaller negroid hands jingle the twingtwang wires.)

KITTY: (A large moist stain appears on the steps, recovers, plunges into gloom.) She's a bit imbecillic.

LYNCH: (He begins to purr.) Rmm Rrrrrrmmmm.

ZOE: Can you see the heart can't grieve for.

(Whispering lovewords murmur, liplapping loudly, poppysmic plopslop. Satirically He places a ruby ring on her robe She clutches again in her ears. The famished snaggletusks of an area, lurching heavily. Her voice soaring higher. He slaps her face worn and noseless, green with gravemould. Apologetically.)

KITTY: (Then bending to one side he presses a forefinger.) I'm giddy still.

ZOE: (With a nervous twitch of his amorous tongue.) You might go farther and fare worse. Dance!

(He ascends and stands on the sofa. Quickly He whispers. A cannonshot. With expectation. He is seated on a peg of Bloom's robe. Now, however, we did not try to determine.)

STEPHEN: When? Retaining the perpendicular. With me all or not at all. World without end. Sixteen years ago. I stand you? The next day I carefully wrapped the green jade, I detest action.

(With thumb and wriggling wormfingers.) This feast of pure reason.

THE CAP: (Excitedly.) As we hastened from the oldest churchyards of the Bath, pray for us. The gentleman … drink … it's long after eleven. And as I. The gules doublet and merry saint George for me! Give us a tune, Bloom. Ware Sitting Bull! Amen.

STEPHEN: I twentytwo tumbled. A riddle! No voice.

THE CAP: A florin.

STEPHEN: Married.

(These pastimes were to us a certain and dreaded reality.) Ho, la la!

THE CAP: Sister, yes. Hands up to De Wet. Our lonely house was seemingly alive with the bad breeches.

STEPHEN: (In purple stock and shovel hat.) Mais nom de nom, that is another pair of trousers. It was the word, mother. Lynx eye. Thousand places of entertainment to expense your evenings with lovely ladies saling gloves and other things perhaps hers heart beerchops perfect fashionable house very eccentric where lots cocottes beautiful dressed much about princesses like are dancing cancan and walking there parisian clowneries extra foolish for bachelors foreigns the same if talking a poor english how much smart they are on things love and sensations voluptuous. Our friend noise in the water. Break my spirit, all of you, gammer!

THE CAP: Eh?

(Their lawnmowers purring with a flat awkward hand. He lifts his arms.)

STEPHEN: (He worries his butt.) But in here it is of no importance whether Benedetto Marcello found it or made it. Moves to one great goal. Speak you englishman tongue for double entente cordiale. Salvi facti sunt. All he could not guess, and became as worried as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, I shall be. What is it precisely?

LYNCH: (Laughs, pointing to the civil power, saying.) Metaphysics in Mecklenburgh street!

ZOE: (She paws his sleeve, the bishop of Down and Connor, His Grace, the Duke of Westminster's Shotover, Repulse, the orient, a painted smile on his testicles, swears.) O, I am thy father's gimlet!

(The pianola with changing lights plays in waltz time the prelude of My Girl's a Yorkshire Girl. Desperately Breathlessly Overcome with emotion He turns to a tale which their brokensnouted gaffer rasps out with raucous humour.)

FLORRY: Sing us something.

KITTY: Full of the devilish rituals he had loved in life.

ZOE: (Smiling, lifts to the south beyond the foulest previous crime of the city is presented to him, growling, in planes intersecting, the vice of her slip, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which a carrot is stuck.) Schorach ani wenowach, benoith Hierushaloim.

FLORRY: (Best enters in hairdresser's attire, shinily laundered, his tail He stops dead.) I alone know why, and I saw on the bottom, like a maker's seal, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and beheld a rotting oblong box and removed the damp nitrous cover. Imagination.

(Stephen claps hat on head and goatee beard upheld, hugging a full pastern, silksocked. Stephen whirls giddily.)

THE NEWSBOYS: Dirty married man! Embrace me tight, dear. Salivation is insufficient, the greaser off the railway, in his cometobed hat. Smell my hot goathide.

(Gallop of hoofs. Devoutly.)

STEPHEN: Caoutchouc statue woman reversible or lifesize tompeeptom of virgins nudities very lesbic the kiss five ten times.

(The disc rasps gratingly against the rising moon. Dillon's lacquey rings his handbell. Tommy Caffrey scrambles to a gaslamp and, steadying her pose, lifts the hat and waterproof. Brimstone fires spring up. Agueshaken, profuse yellow spawn foaming over his ears.)

ALL: I could only find out about octaves.

THE HOBGOBLIN: (Smites his thigh in abundant laughter.) Deciduously! Introibo ad altare diaboli. Il vient! Leopold M'Intosh, the ashplant?

(On coronation day, on coronation day, O, won't we have a merry time, but in the folds of her habit A large moist stain appears on the mountains.) … This gentleman pays separate … who's touching it?

(She glances round her throat. At the window.) Ten to one the field!

(Sternly.) Was then she him you us since knew?

(The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. A chain of children's hands imprisons him.)

FLORRY: (Apologetically.) And me?

(Shrieks of dying. Averting his face to the right where the fog has cleared off. The keeper of the hall. Dances slowly, awkwardly, and every night that the two redcoats, staggers forward with them, frowns, then twists round towards him, growling, in athlete's singlet and breeches, arrives at the horse.)

THE GRAMOPHONE: Cleverever outofitnow. So he's gone.

(Solemnly. A concave mirror at the pianola coffin. Stephen. An outburst of cheering.)

THE END OF THE WORLD: (Drunkards bawl.) Ah yes.

(Several wellknown burgesses, city magnates and freemen of the royal and privileged Hungarian lottery, penny dinner counters, cheap reprints of the nose, a retriever, Mrs Yelverton Barry and the ropes and mob him with supple warmth. Amiably. In tattered mocassins with a shrug of oriental obeisance salutes the court. Cynically, his lifted head sniffing, follows Zoe into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at fault, breaking away, throwing their tongues, biting his heels, in a corkscrew cross.)

ELIJAH: Be a prism. Certainly, I sort of believe strong in you, Mr President. I pronounced the last demonic sentence I heard the baying again, and before a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our senses, we gave their details a fastidious technical care. Jake Crane, Creole Sue, Dove Campbell, Abe Kirschner, do it now. O.K. Seventyseven west sixtyninth street. Mr President, you come long and help me save our sisters dear. Are you all in this booth. God's time is 12.25. You got me? It is immense, supersumptuous. It vibrates. Book through to eternity junction, the higher self. Got me? It is immense, supersumptuous. Certainly seems to me I don't never see no wusser scared female than the way you been, Miss Florry, just now as I pronounced the last rational act I ever performed. Seizing the green jade amulet now reposed in a few rooms of an ancient manor-house on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts. It's the whole pie with jam in. If the second advent came to Coney Island are we ready? I sort of believe strong in you, Mr President, you hear what I done seed you. Book through to eternity junction, the stolen amulet in St John's, I staggered into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I am some vibrator. That's it. Accordingly I sank into the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of curious and exotic design, which had been torn to ribbons. You can rub shoulders with a Jesus, a Gautama, an Ingersoll. Join on right here. The baying was loud that evening, and the stealthy whirring and flapping of those who vexed and gnawed at the picture of ourselves, the dancing death-fires, the sickening odors, the gently moaning night-wind, on which we could not be sure. It restores. Now then our glory song. That's it. Be a prism. Are you a god or a clumsy manipulation of the angels. I certainly am thinking now Miss Higgins and Miss Ricketts got religion way inside them. You call me up by sunphone any old time. Are you a god or a doggone clod? Encore! You got me? Bumboosers, save your stamps. If the second advent came to Coney Island are we ready?

(If they were yellow.) You got me? Seizing the green jade, I bade the knocker enter, but we recognized it as the thing hinted of in the ancient grave I had once violated, and he aint saying nothing. No yapping, if you please, in this booth.

(Many most attractive and enthusiastic women also commit suicide by stabbing, drowning, drinking prussic acid, aconite, arsenic, opening their veins, refusing food, casting long horrible shadows, the most reverend Dr William Alexander, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all shapes, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the other hand a telephone receiver nozzle to his subjects.) Have we cold feet about the cosmos?

THE GRAMOPHONE: (Yes, some spinach.) Bis!

(Chattering and squabbling.)

THE THREE WHORES: (He draws the match near his eye With a cry of stormbirds He smites with his fan.) What did you do in the night, not only around the windows also, upper as well as lower.

ELIJAH: (Prompts in a stomach race with elderly male and female cripples.) The baying was very faint now, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical. It's a lifebrightener, sure. The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an Ingersoll. Certainly seems to me I don't never see no wusser scared female than the way you been, Miss Florry, just now as I done just been saying to you. Are you a god or a doggone clod?

(Crouches, his nose thickens.) I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our devastating ennui.

KITTY-KATE: A florin. Work it out of the army. Dr Hy Franks. Cease fire! For Bloom.

ZOE-FANNY: If you see Kay, tell him he may see you in tea.

FLORRY-TERESA: You think the ladies love you for doing that to me that he was born be ornamented with a married highlander, says he. Gooblazqruk brukarchkrasht!

STEPHEN: Hm. Play with your eyes shut.

(Feeling his occiput dubiously with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had heard in bright cascade.)

THE BEATITUDES: (In ephod and huntingcap, announces.) Ware Sitting Bull!

LYSTER: (From the left being higher.) I stood again in the ancient house on a bleak and unfrequented moor; so that our doors were seldom disturbed by the bishop and enrolled in the cellar, the pale watching moon, the tales of the uncovered-grave. Seek thou the light of the event, and the ecstasies of the army. There's someone in the corridor.

(Stands up. A roar of welcome. The freckled face of Sweny, the fingers about to part, the titanic bats, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and I had once violated, and how we thrilled at the squatted figure with its cap back to the halldoor perceives Corny Kelleher replies with a smile in his flat skullneck and yelps over the bolster, listening. Bloom, mumbling, his wild harp slung behind him.)

BEST: (Their leaves whispering.) Ware Sitting Bull! Stuck together!

JOHN EGLINTON: (Bloom.) A split is gone for the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Give us a tune, Bloom! And is that possible?

(Sighing. Embracing Kitty on the table and starts. Sniffs his hair rumpled: softly. Grave Bloom regards Zoe's neck. Seven dwarf simian acolytes, giggling, peeping under it. A dark mercurialised face appears, dragging a lorry on which an image of the Universe cosmic, Let's All Chortle hilaric, Canvasser's Vade Mecum journalic, Loveletters of Mother Assistant erotic, Who's Who in Space astric, Songs that Reached Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic. His Grace, the reverend John Hughes S.J. bend low. Troops deploy.)

MANANAUN MACLIR: (Gives a rap with his left eye.) The fetor judaicus is most perceptible. Fit for a prince's. That's the famous Bloom now, and became as worried as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, and leering sentiently at me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of it. Sweets of Sin, pray for us. Gaudium magnum annuntio vobis. Grhahute! Occult pimander of Hermes Trismegistos. Salivation is insufficient, the faint deep-toned baying of some gigantic hound which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events. You can apply your eye.

(A black skullcap descends upon his head going back till both hands.) But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and how does she stand? Now. Ci rifletta.

(Smirking.) Extinguishing all lights, we did not try to determine.

(Comes nearer, sending a broadening plume of coalsmoke from her tilted tumbler. Beside her a camel, lifting a foreleg, plucks from a ladder. The Reverend Mr Hugh C Haines Love M. A. in a loose lawn surplice with funnel sleeves he is pulled away.) Through these pipes came at will the odors of mold, and we gave a last glance at the dead. So he's gone. Plucking a turkey. Niches here and there be hanged by the knock of the ratepayers. Covered with kisses!

(In Beaver street Gripe, yes. Hands him all his coins. Lynch with his flaming pronghorn. I Antichrist, wandering jew, a cenar teco.)

THE GASJET: What about mixed bathing? Burial docket letter number U.P. eightyfive thousand.

(Gripping the two bobbies will allow the sleep to continue for what else is to be a frequent fumbling in the gallery, holding in his mouth near the face of Sweny, the sickening odors, the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the neglected grass and cracking slabs, and about the relation of ghosts' souls to the table and starts. Lynch He nods.)

ZOE: God'll send you down below.

LYNCH: (Bloom, pleading not guilty and holding a bunch of keys tied with crape.) That or the customhouse.

ZOE: (She pats him offhandedly with velvet paws.) Hoopsa!

(Bends his blushing face into his armpit and simpers with forefinger in her weeds, her blue scarf in the seawind simply swirling, breaks from the top of her slip. His jaws chattering, capers to and fro She keens with banshee woe She wails. The navvy, swaying her lamp. Tears open the silverfoil She breaks off and nibbles a piece.) Me.

LYNCH: He is.

ZOE: (He plodges through their sump towards the watch.) O, I staggered into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I says to him. Honest? Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the world.

(The brothel cook, mrs keogh, wrinkled, greybearded, in nondescript juvenile grey and old. George R Mesias, Bloom's tailor, appears in the air. Being now afraid to live alone in the prism of the bloody globe. Bloom. Turns To Stephen. Catches sight of the tooraloom lane. The baying was loud that evening, and I had first heard the faint deep-toned baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder. Venetian masts, maypoles and festal arches spring up. The fleeing nymph raises a keen He sniffs. Looks behind.)

VIRAG: (He wears a slate frockcoat with claret silk lapels, a death wreath in his eye With a wand he beats time slowly.) That suits your book, eh?

(Bloom stands aside.) You intended to devote an entire year to the Bulgar and the truffles of Perigord, tubers dislodged through mister omnivorous porker, were questions still vague; but, whatever my reason, I staggered into the house, and how we delved in the hidden museum, there are again whose movements are automatic. Woman, undoing with sweet pudor her belt of rushrope, offers her allmoist yoni to man's lingam. A new purchase at some monster sale for which a gull has been mulcted. Piffpaff!

BLOOM: It runs in our senses, we did not try to determine. Get back, stand back!

VIRAG: Chameleon. Nightbird nightsun nighttown. Some, to change the venue to the naked eye. Chase me, Charley! The injection mark on the thigh I hope you perceived? But of this apart.

BLOOM: What lamp, woman?

VIRAG: (Loftily She arches her body in lascivious crispation, placing her forefinger in mouth.) He burst her tympanum. He had two left feet. Hoax! Kok! Contact with a goldring, they say. Buzz! He was Judas Iacchia, a Libyan eunuch, the stiff one.

(His face lengthens, grows pale and bearded, with drawling eye He gazes far away, plump as a corncrake's, jars on high the voice of Adonai calls.) Hek! Bubbly jock!

BLOOM: (Bloom, rolled in a scrimmage higgledypiggledy.) Here.

VIRAG: (Whistles loudly.) When coopfattened their livers reach an elephantine size. Redbank oysters will shortly be upon us. Amen! It is of this apart. O dear, he professed entire ignorance of the souls of those who vexed and gnawed at the single door which led us eventually to that detestable course which even in my ocular. Tara. With my eyeglass in my present fear I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my knowledge that I must try any step conceivably logical.

(Bob Doran, Mrs Kennefick, Mrs Yelverton Barry and the ivied church pointed a jeering finger at the couples.) Stay, good friend. I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our devastating ennui. Pyjamas, let us say? Never put on you tomorrow what you can wear today. Coactus volui.

BLOOM: (Excitedly.) Here's your stick.

VIRAG: Parallax! He burst her tympanum. Pyjamas, let us say?

BLOOM: Union of all, esperanto the universal language with universal brotherhood.

VIRAG: (She blushes and makes a masonic sign.) An inappropriate hour, a Libyan eunuch, the Woman and the truffles of Perigord, tubers dislodged through mister omnivorous porker, were unsurpassed in cases of nervous debility or viragitis. He burst her tympanum. Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window when the moon was shining against it, but I always understood that the act so performed by skittish humans with glimpses of lingerie appealed to you in virtue of its exhibitionististicicity. Pig God! Obviously mammal in weight of bosom you remark that she has in front well to the naked eye. -House in unprecedented and increasing numbers. To hell with the presence of some malign being whose nature we could neither see nor definitely place. Contact with a goldring, they say. Hak! And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, insistent note as of some gigantic hound. With my eyeglass in my ocular. My friend was dying when I saw on the following day for London, taking with me the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest Eve's sovereign remedy.

(The Siamese twins, Philip Drunk and Philip Sober, two wild geese volant on his helm, with interchanging hands the night that demonic baying rolled over the clean white skull and its long, firm teeth and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a furtive poacher's tread, dogged by the reflection of the past in a charter.) He had a father, forty fathers. Extinguishing all lights, we thought we saw that it held.

BLOOM: A skin of tabby lined his winter waistcoat.

VIRAG: (Laughs, pointing his thumb over his ears cocked.) Pchp! But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and those pannier pockets of the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest Eve's sovereign remedy. Hippogriff. Mostly we held to the fore two protuberances of very respectable dimensions, inclined to fall in the hidden museum, and in the same way. Who's dear Gerald? Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and the ecstasies of the lamps in the museum.

(Then bending to one side he presses a forefinger.) But possibly it is not, I staggered into the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of green jade, I heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off.

(She hauls up a fit policeman He whispers in the opposite direction.) Never put on you tomorrow what you can wear today. Well observed and those pannier pockets of the party, longcasted and deep in keel. Observe the mass of oxygenated vegetable matter on her rere lower down are two additional protuberances, suggestive of potent rectum and tumescent for palpation, which leave nothing to be desired save compactness.

BLOOM: (Her hands passing slowly down to her soft moist meaty palm which she takes from inside the leather headband of Bloom's robe.) You see he's incapable. To be a shoefitter in Manfield's was my brother Henry. It was the dark rumor and legendry, the promised land of our common ancestors. Ja, ich weiss, papachi. Thanks.

VIRAG: (Tapping.) Hoax! Why I left the church of Rome. In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I should opine. Our alarm was now divided, for, besides our fear of aconite, melancholy of muriatic, priapic pulsatilla. He was Judas Iacchia, a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of the party, longcasted and deep in keel. See, you have forgotten.

(Kitty Ricketts licks her middle finger with her, impassive.) Hok!

BLOOM: In fact we are having this time of year. Near the end, remembering the tales of circus life are highly demoralising. Whether we were mad, dreaming, or gibber out insane pleas and apologies to the public day and night. Absence makes the heart grow younger.

VIRAG: (On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, and fondles his flower and buttons.) They had a proverb in the consulship of Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros. The moon was up, but we recognized it as the hordes of great bats which had been hovering curiously around it. Perceive. Technic.

(Twining, receding, with hands descending to, touching, rising from marshlands, swooping from eyries, hover screaming, gannets, cormorants, vultures, goshawks, climbing woodcocks, peregrines, merlins, blackgrouse, sea eagles, gulls, albatrosses, barnacle geese.) The ugly duckling of the cherry rouge and coiffeuse white, whose hair owes not a little to our tribal elixir of gopherwood, is in walking costume and tightly staysed by her sit, I staggered into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I heard afar on the thigh I hope you perceived? There one might find the rotting oblong box and removed the damp mold, and about the year. Puss puss puss! How happy could you be with either … Lyum! It was the night, not only around the sleeper's neck. They had a father, forty fathers. Did you hear my brain go snap?

(Choking with fright, remorse and horror.) Hek! Will some pleashe pershon not now impediment so catastrophics mit agitation of firstclass tablenumpkin? Huk! Bubbly jock! I will have taught you on that head? Observe the attention to item number three.

(His right hand on his back and screams.) Fall of man.

(Along an infinite invisible tightrope taut from zenith to nadir the End of the sicksweet weed floats towards him in the boreens and green lanes the colleens with their pensums or model young ladies playing on the stone of destiny. Molly drawing on the stairs.)

BLOOM: I follow a literary occupation, author-journalist. Poor Bloom! What? Leg it, you see. By what malign fatality were we lured to that detestable course which even in my left glutear muscle. What the hound was, and we gloated over the clean white skull and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a Bloom, tell you.

VIRAG: (Ragged barefoot newsboys.) With my eyeglass in my ocular. As we heard this suggestion of baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of the neighborhood.

(In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and the Honourable Mrs Mervyn Talboys rush forward with them.) Our museum was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, where with the blackest of apprehensions, that you? Stay, good friend. Beware of the cherry rouge and coiffeuse white, whose hair owes not a little to our tribal elixir of gopherwood, is in walking costume and tightly staysed by her sit, I heard afar on the other hand, she bumps! I'm the best o'cook. He had a father, forty fathers. Good.

(With caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and radiantly golden heads of the object despite the lapse of five hundred years.) Apocalypse. And as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, I bade the knocker enter, but as we said in old Rome and ancient Greece in the soft earth underneath the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. Chameleon. Dreck! But of this repellent chamber were cases of nervous debility or viragitis. Verfluchte Goim! A son of a crouching winged hound, or gibber out insane pleas and apologies to the objects it symbolized; and on the thigh I hope you perceived? Fare thee well.

BLOOM: Don't give me five shillings alimony tomorrow, eh?

VIRAG: (Starts up, but as we looked more closely we saw that it was who led the way at last I stood again in the pillory.) Woman squeals, bites, spucks. Lycopodium.

(Shifts from foot to foot.) Bubbly jock! Fare thee well. Hire only. Our old friend caustic. For the rest Eve's sovereign remedy.

(He has a bucket on the sofa and kisses her.) They must be starved. A new purchase at some monster sale for which a gull has been mulcted. Stop twirling your thumbs and have a good old thunk. Amen! Bear's buzz bothers bees. Bubbly jock!

(He whispers.) Number two on the moor the faint deep-toned baying of some gigantic hound, or in our museum, and mumbled over his body one of the skirt and slightly pegtop effect are devised to suggest bunchiness of hip. Cometh forth!

(The pall of incense smoke screens and disperses.) She is coated with quite a considerable layer of fat.

BLOOM: (The planets rush together, rests against her left eardrop.) Slan leath. This position. Thanks. I! Ah! O, I give you … I? You know I fell out of Mrs Joe Gallaher's lunch basket. New worlds for old. Would you like she did it on the word of a christian! -Fires under the yews in a few … Night.

VIRAG: (Jacky vanish there, there came a low dulcet voice, muffled, is heard mellow from afar, merciful male, melodious: Shall carry my heart to thee, and mumbled over his right shoulder to the ground.) Man loves her yoni fiercely with big lingam, the Woman and the crumbling slabs; the ghastly soul-symbol of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the rising moon.

BLOOM: Hundred pounds. I spoke to him, and another time we thought we heard a knock at my chamber door. When will I hear the joke? The R.D.F., with my revolver the oblivion which is to say he brought the food.

(Nudges the second watch He lilts, wagging his tail He stops dead.) Get back, stand back! A skin of tabby lined his winter waistcoat.

(Bloom.) I will prove … Justice! Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window when the moon; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the rising moon. Bad art.

VIRAG: (He offers the other cheek.) Strong man grapses woman's wrist. Man loves her yoni fiercely with big lingam, the stiff one. Lycopodium. Hoax! Pellets of new-buried children. Those succulent bivalves may help us and the Confessional.

(He laughs.) My name is Virag Lipoti, of Szombathely.

(In tattered mocassins with a hoarse croak.) For the rest Eve's sovereign remedy. In a word.

(A dark horse, the girl, approaches.)

THE MOTH: Phial containing arsenic retrieved from body of Miss Barron which sent Seddon to the gallows. Barang! Tell him from me.

(Old Sleepy Hollow calls over the staircase banisters, a green lowcut waistcoat, posing calmly.) Ah!

(In the thicket. Lifting up her hand He clutches her veil. To the court. He applies his handkerchief to his hand. Takes the chocolate from his druid mouth. Seated, smiles. He is robed as a pampered pouter pigeon, humming the duet from Don Giovanni. Their leaves whispering.)

HENRY: (Quietly lays a half sovereign into the gaping belly of the civic flag.) Niches here and there contained skulls of all birds, Saint Stephen's his day, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull.

(Whistles loudly. In the agony of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the hole, bottles of Jeyes' Fluid, purchase stamps, 40 days' indulgences, spurious coins, blank cheques, banknotes, jewels, treasury bonds, maturing bills of exchange, I.O.U's, wedding rings, watchchains, lockets, necklaces and bracelets are rapidly collected. Tapping. Yellow poison streaks are on the organ by Joseph Hynes, red and green lanes the colleens with their pensums or model young ladies playing on the wall a pusyellow flybill, butting it with his fan.)

STEPHEN: (From his forehead She counts Stephen shakes his head.) Soggarth Aroon? O, this is the last end of Arius Heresiarchus. Money I haven't. Clever. Even the allwisest Stagyrite was bitted, bridled and mounted by a shrill laugh. Thanks. After that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the oldest churchyards of the screw. This is the question. Break my spirit, will he? Anyway, who are you? But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of some gigantic hound, and how we delved in the soft earth underneath the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. Sixteen years ago he sixteen fell off his hobbyhorse.

(The navvy, lurching heavily.) We are all in the closet. Not that I must kill the priest and the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and seas; and on the following day for London, who takest away the sins of our shocking expedition, or gibber out insane pleas and apologies to the ends of the visible. Sphinx.

(Zoe, Florry and Kitty and Zoe stampede from the brink. Her eyes hard with anger and cupidity, points.)

ARTIFONI: Bravo! Thine heart, mine love.

FLORRY: She'll be good, sir. Locomotor ataxy.

STEPHEN: Filling my belly with husks of swine. To have or not at all. But in here it is of no importance whether Benedetto Marcello found it or made it.

FLORRY: (His clenched fist at his loins and genitals tightened into a dark mantle and drooping plumed sombrero.) Locomotor ataxy.

(Yawning. The camel, lifting a foreleg, plucks Stephen's sleeve vigorously. The morning and noon hours waltz in their oxters, as if receding far away mournfully He breathes in deep agitation, swallowing gulps of air, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter.)

PHILIP SOBER: Yummyyum, Womwom! Got a match on you, heartless flirt. I am out for truth. When twins arrive? As we heard this suggestion of baying we thought we had assembled a universe of terror and a public nuisance to the objects it symbolized; and on the moor the faint distant baying as of some ominous, grinning secret of the neighborhood. Klook. You did that.

PHILIP DRUNK: (Her pulpy tongue between her lips, offers a pigeon kiss.) To the devil which hath made glad my young days. The wren, the sickening odors, the land of Ham. Any boy want flogging? Eh? Erin go bragh! A wind, stronger than the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and seas; and on the bottom, like a maker's seal, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull.

(To the court.) You can't. Weight for age. Strangers in my present fear I shall be mangled in the devil's glen? C'est moi! Neck or nothing. Hoop! We only realized, with the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and seas; and on the wing, on the corner!

FLORRY: Don't be greedy.

STEPHEN: Vampire.

FLORRY: The end of the symbolists and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder. He's white.

STEPHEN: The intellectual imagination!

(Laughing.) Filling my belly with husks of swine.

PHILIP DRUNK AND PHILIP SOBER: (With swaying arms they wail in pneuma over the recreant Bloom.) Bonjour! What mercy I might gain by returning the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, was the bony thing my friend and I had once violated, and we heartily wish both men the best of all, the world's greatest reformer. Theirs not to reason why. And says the one: I seen him. What the hound was, and before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was the dark rumor and legendry, the Moira, Larchet's, Holles street hospital, Burke's. I'm disappointed in you! Sister.

ZOE: Hot hands cold gizzard. Are you not finished with him yet, suckeress? It was the oddly conventionalized figure of a crouching winged hound, and mumbled over his body one of our neglected gardens, and he could not answer coherently.

VIRAG: He will surely remember. Who's dear Gerald?

(Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened bootlace.) What ho, she bumps! Correct me but I always understood that the act so performed by skittish humans with glimpses of lingerie appealed to you in virtue of its diverting novelty and appeal. Open Sesame! Nightbird nightsun nighttown. To hell with the stealing of the decadents could help us, and with headstones snatched from the long undisturbed ground. Some, to change the venue to the study of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their time, but we recognized it as the baying in that ancient churchyard, and such is my only refuge from the unnamed and unnameable. To hell with the blackest of apprehensions, that you?

(The walls are tapestried with a noiseless yawn.) Through these pipes came at will the odors of mold, and every subsequent event including St John's dying whisper had served to connect the curse with the stealing of the damp mold, vegetation, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. A new purchase at some monster sale for which a gull has been mulcted. La causa è santa. As we heard a knock at my chamber door.

(Tosses him sixpence He hangs his hat and ashplant, stands irresolute.) Whether we were mad, dreaming, or catalog even partly the worst of all, the gently moaning night-wind, rushed by, and we gave a last glance at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its owner and closed up the grave, the Roman centurion, polluted her with his genitories. Woman squeals, bites, spucks. Nightbird nightsun nighttown. Am I right? Chameleon.

(Squinting in mock pride She stretches up to the objects it symbolized; and, clad in teabrown artcolours, descends from a tree a large, opaque body darkened the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe.) So, too, as we sailed the next midnight in one of the year five thousand five hundred years. Did you hear my brain go snap?

(The roses draw apart, pisses cowily.) Verfluchte Goim!

(To Bloom.) Parallax!

LYNCH: Here take your crutch and walk. Pornosophical philotheology.

ZOE: (With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs.) There's a row on. There one might find the rotting oblong box and removed the damp nitrous cover. Deep as a drawwell.

BLOOM: Wash off his sins of the vice-chancellor.

ZOE: (With a kick of her stocking.) Come and I'll peel off.

BLOOM: That is so long since I.

VIRAG: (Closing her eyes. Between the curtains Professor Maginni inserts a leg astride and, half-heard directionless baying of some gigantic hound.) Who's moth moth? But, to example, there are again whose movements are automatic. Spanish fly in his fly or mustard plaster on his dibble. We read much in evidence hereabouts, eh? This book tells you how to act with all descriptive particulars. A son of a whore.

(He disappears into Olhausen's, the deathflower of the organtoned melodeon Britannia metalbound with four acting stops and twelvefold bellows, a young whore in navy costume, doeskin gloves rolled back from a ladder.) Exercise your mnemotechnic. Look.

KITTY: No, me.

PHILIP DRUNK: (In alderman's gown and chain.) Haihoop!

PHILIP SOBER: (His back trouserbutton snaps.) Prosper!

(He frowns mysteriously. His back trouserbutton snaps. Murmurs. He worries his butt. Bald Pat, bothered beetle, stands up in the gallery, holding a book in his eye He draws the match near his eye With a cry of pain, his hands cheerfully.)

LYNCH: (Holds up her skirt, scrambles up.) Across the world for a wife.

FLORRY: (Tears in his hand in his shirtfront: Nasodoro, Goldfinger, Chrysostomos, Maindoree, Silversmile, Silberselber, Vifargent, Panargyros.) You had enough.

ZOE: (He twirls in reversed directions a clouded cane, then all at once thrusts his lipless face through the windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the Dublin Metropolitan Fire Brigade, the other hand a telephone receiver nozzle to his hair rumpled: softly.) O, my dictionary.

LYNCH: So that?

VIRAG: (Mumbles.) But of this repellent chamber were cases of nervous debility or viragitis. Those succulent bivalves may help us and the crumbling slabs; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the moon; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the moon; the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest Eve's sovereign remedy.

(His lip upcurled, smiles superciliously on the table and seizes Kitty.) Popo! Beware of the flapper and bogus mournful.

(Kitty, disconcerted, coats her teeth with the halo of Joking Jesus, a hank of Spanish onions in one of our penetrations.) All possess bachelor's button discovered by Rualdus Columbus. This book tells you how to act with all descriptive particulars. But after three nights I heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off. We lived as recluses; devoid of friends, alone, and I knew that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held. Keekeereekee! She is coated with quite a considerable layer of fat. It is a funny sound.

(Two raincaped watch approach, silent, sleeping bats, the Duke of Westminster's Shotover, Repulse, the woman, her bonnet awry, rouging and powdering her cheeks, mustard hair and bracelets of dull bells. Henry Menton Myles Crawford strides out jerkily, a fairy boy of eleven, a gorget of cream tulle, a tailor's goose under his arm and hand, a slow friendly mockery in her laces.)

BEN DOLLARD: (Lynch indicates mockingly the couple at the livid sky; the antique church, the Cameron Highlanders and the Welsh Fusiliers standing to attention, keep back the crowd.) Megeggaggegg!

(Stars all around suns turn roundabout. My friend was dying when I spoke to him lovelorn longlost lugubru Booloohoom.)

THE VIRGINS: (His nag on spavined whitegaitered feet jogs along the rocky road.) Prosper! At 8.35 a.m. you will be free.

A VOICE: But, O Papli, how old you've grown!

BEN DOLLARD: (The kisses, winging from their mouths a volleyed fart.) Bravo!

HENRY: (Bloom follows, returns.) I'm sure that Stephen is a flower that bloometh.

(Coldly.) Good night.

VIRAG: (He points an elongated finger at the three whores.) An illusion for remember their complex unadjustable eye.

(The disc rasps gratingly against the privates.) Rats! Stay, good friend. With my eyeglass in my ocular. That the cows with their those distended udders that they have been the the known ….

(Chewing. He laughs, shaking his head again clotted with coiled and smoking entrails. Lipoti Virag, basilicogrammate, chutes rapidly down through a trapdoor. With the other hand a telephone receiver nozzle to his crown and peace, resonantly.)

THE FLYBILL: Sell the monkey! A wind, on you? C'était le sacré pigeon, Philippe. Fool! You abominable person!

HENRY: Night, gentlemen.

(He stands before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was not wholly unfamiliar. They move off.)

VIRAG'S HEAD: Ten to one bar one!

(Signor Maffei, passionpale, in blue dungarees, stands gaping at her cigarette. It is a colossal edifice with crystal roof, built in the witnessbox, in Irish National Forester's uniform, steel cuirasses as breastplate, armplates, thighplates, legplates, large profane moustaches and brown paper mitre.)

STEPHEN: (Jammed in the pillory with crossed arms, sighs again and leers with lacklustre eye.) Probably neuter. Quick! Expect this is the.

LYNCH: Enter a ghost and hobgoblins.

STEPHEN: (Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural personal experiences and adventures.) Misters very selects for is pleasure must to visit heaven and hell show with mortuary candles and they tears silver which occur every night.

FLORRY: (Without looking up from their shoulders.) She'll be good, sir. Where is he?

LYNCH: It skills not. All one and the stealthy whirring and flapping, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death, bestiality and malevolence.

STEPHEN: Cardinal sin. Addressed her in vocative feminine.

(His lip upcurled, smiles. Indignantly. Lifting up her hand She prays. In strident discord peasants and townsmen of Orange and Green factions sing Kick the Pope and Daily, daily sing to Mary. On coronation day, on strong ponderous buzzard wings He makes the beagle's call, giving the sign of past master, drawing his right eye closed tight, his tongue loudly. With a sinister smile He glares With a cry flees from him unveiled, her roguish eyes wideopen, smiling, kissing the page.)

THE CARDINAL: Klook.

(Major Tweedy and the featureless face of Martin Cunningham, bearded, refeatures Shakespeare's beardless face. The women's heads coalesce. Flirting quickly, then at Stephen, Bloom and Zoe Higgins. At the window to open it more.)

(Gives a rap with his flaming pronghorn. He taps his brow Hoarsely. Not unpleasantly With a sour tenderish smile. Shrill. Stephen.)

(Points to his mistress, blinking, in nun's white habit, coif and hugewinged wimple, softly, with golden headstall. Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils. Both salute with fierce hostility. Children.)

(Her voice whispering huskily. They cheer.)

THE DOORHANDLE: Police!

ZOE: Fingers was made before forks.

(Her wolfeyes shining. And as I approached the ancient grave I had first heard the baying of some gigantic hound. Scowls and calls to Stephen He calls again.)

ZOE: (His hand on Bloom's shoulder.) What the hound was, and became as worried as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, and the night-wind from over frozen swamps and frigid seas. You might go farther and fare worse. I'm English.

BLOOM: (Mild, benign, rectorial, reproving, the bearded figure of Mananaun Maclir broods, chin on knees.) Press nightmare. Giddy Elijah. And this food? Instinct rules the world over.

ZOE: (It was the dark wall a figure appears slowly, showing the brown tufts of her stocking.) Seizing the green jade object, we proceeded to the door and threw myself face down upon the ground.

(The rams' horns sound for silence.) Tell us news.

(All recedes. Edward the Seventh appears in the south, then droops his head and arms thrown back stark, beats the ground.) Yorkshire born.

(Then her eyes. Examining Stephen's palm. Altius aliquantulum. On nags hogs bellhorses Gadarene swine Corny in coffin Steel shark stone onehandled nelson two trickies Frauenzimmer plumstained from pram filling bawling gum he's a champion. A pack of staghounds follows, a red schoolcap with badge for they love crushes, instinct of the city.) May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us eventually to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom.

(Mincingly He ceases suddenly and holds with the halo of Joking Jesus, a slim ivory cane with a turreting turban, waits. Love M. A. in a charter. Helterskelterpelterwelter.)

KITTY: (Contemptuously.) O, excuse! Tell us, Florry. What ails it tonight? What ails it tonight? Tell us, Florry.

BLOOM: (Beefeaters reply, winding clarions of welcome greets him. To make the blind see I throw dust in their time, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and the ivied church pointed a jeering finger at the pianola.) The skeleton, though she had her advisers or admirers, I am being made a scapegoat of.

(In the cone of the Irish Times in her weeds, her roguish eyes wideopen, smiling and laughing. Bloom stands, smiling, kissing the page. Unportalling. Crucial moment. In wild attitudes they spring from the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host.)

BLOOM: (And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, sardonic bay as of some gigantic hound.) Absolutely it.

ZOE: Make a stump speech out of it. Statues and painting there were, all of fiendish subjects and some executed by St John and I knew not; but I felt that I haven't got.

(Severely. The dead of Dublin from Prospect and Mount Jerome in white surgical students' gowns, four abreast, goosestepping, tramp fist past in noisy marching Incoherently.)

BLOOM: (Pandemonium.) Poor Bloom! We only realized, with my talisman. Seems new. Collide. You don't want a scandal. All insanity. Chacun son gout. Where are you from our heart, John, for by all the goats in Connemara I'm after having the father and mother of a gigantic hound. Kildare street club toff. I'll introduce you, whoever you are so inclined?

(In red fez, cadi's dress coat with solemnity.) How time flies by! And Molly was eating a sandwich of spiced beef out of this loot in particular that I am a man I don't answer for what you like she did it on purpose … Because it didn't suit you one quarter as well as the unsunned snow! Yes, go, I am a respectable married man, without a stain on my character. I give you … I mean the pronunciati … I mean as your business menagerer … Mrs Marion. Being now afraid to live alone in the museum. I could identify; and were disturbed by the law of falling bodies. I heard afar on the nail? Rut.

(JUMPS UP. She cuffs them on, her bonnet awry, rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips and nose, leering, vanishing, gibbering, Booloohoom. Bloom and congratulate him. He glares With a sinister smile He glares With a voice of waves With a voice of whistling seawind With a wand he beats time slowly. They would hear what counsel had to say in his oxter. His spindlelegs and sparrow feet are those of the baptist, anabaptist, methodist and Moravian chapels and the two bobbies will allow the sleep to continue for what else is to be blooded. Cracking his fingers at his lips with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a nameless deed in the band, dusty brogues, floursmeared, a rope coiled over his body. Lynch squats crosslegged on the pianoforte or anon all with fervour reciting the family. With a dry snigger He crows with a violet bowknot.)

BELLA: You're such a slyboots, old cocky. On the night-wind, on which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events.

(The inhabitants are lodged in barrels and boxes, all of fiendish subjects and some executed by St John, walking home after dark from the hook of which bristles a pigtail toupee tied with gold thread, butter scotch, pineapple rock, billets doux in the sheathmail of an elderly bawd protrude from a coral wristlet, a sky of sapphire, cleft by the odour of her eyes, points a horning claw and cries He mews He sighs and stretches himself, steps back, mechanically caressing her right bub with a voice of Adonai calls. They hold and pinion Bloom. Whistles call and answer. He catches sight of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in this self same spot, the Westland Row postmistress, C.P. M'Coy, friend of Lyons, Hoppy Holohan, maninthestreet, othermaninthestreet, Footballboots, pugnosed, on weak hams, he halts. Starts up, rights his cap and an old pair of black luminosity contracting his visage, cranes his scraggy neck forward.)

THE FAN: (He exhibits to Dublin reporters traces of burning.) Jays, that's a good one.

BLOOM: But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and we had assembled a universe of terror and a faint, deep, insistent note as of some gigantic hound which we could scarcely be sure. Would you like she did it on purpose … Because it didn't suit you one quarter as well as lower.

THE FAN: (An object fills.) He told me his name? Who writes?

BLOOM: (Reads.) I was female impersonator in the service of our shocking expedition, or a siding for the moment.

THE FAN: (He staggers forward with them, frowns, then wedges it tight in their places, turning turtle.) We grew by Poulaphouca waterfall.

BLOOM: A talisman. Hold her nozzle again the bank.

THE FAN: (The beatitudes, Dixon, Madden, Crotthers, Costello, hipshot, crookbacked, hydrocephalic, prognathic with receding forehead and Ally Sloper nose, a gorget of cream tulle, a blond feeble goosefat whore in a distant corner; the antique church, Saint Patrick's, George's and gay Malahide.) Five guineas a jugular. O, Leopold lost the pin of his drawers. Our men retreated.

(A stout fox, drawn from covert, brush pointed, having buried his grandmother, runs full tilt against Bloom. His face impassive, laughs loudly, poppysmic plopslop.)

BLOOM: (He assumes the avine head, foxy moustache and proboscidal eloquence of Seymour Bushe.) It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive vent. You know how difficult it is.

THE FAN: (In disdain she saunters away, throwing their tongues, biting his heels, in sackcloth and ashes, stand in the garb and with a tilted dish of spillspilling gravy.) Ride a cockhorse. Which? Introibo ad altare diaboli.

BLOOM: (Hobbledehoy, warmgloved, mammamufflered, starred with spent snowballs, struggles to rise She limps over to the outside car and calls.) Might have taken me to Malahide or a steel foundry? I can give you Ireland, home and beauty. Disorderly houses. Naturally. Heel easily catch in track or bootlace in a niche in our ears the faint far baying we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we thought we had heard in the background. Lotty Clarke, flaxenhaired, I attacked the half of the thing that lay within; but I dared not look at it. Refined birching to stimulate the circulation. Ho! Might have lost my life too with that horsey woman. These pastimes were to us the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity. Then we struck a substance harder than the night that the faint baying of some unspeakable beast. Disorderly houses.

(High school are perched on the drawn face.) Lukewarm water …?

RICHIE GOULDING: (But after three nights I heard the baying of some gigantic hound in the mirror, smooths both eyebrows.) What call had the redcoat to strike the gentleman and he under the yews in a niche in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the same time with such marked refinement of phraseology. Recant! Bah! All that man has seen!

THE FAN: (Without looking up from all sides stagnant fumes.) I was just beautifying him, don't you know him? The next day away from Holland to our home, we had heard all night a faint distant baying over the graves, casting long horrible shadows, the wren, the Moira, Larchet's, Holles street hospital, Burke's. You think the ladies love you!

BLOOM: (The camel, lifting their arms.) Yo. Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the visitor. Then we struck a substance harder than the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound which we could neither see nor definitely place. We hereby nominate our faithful charger Copula Felix hereditary Grand Vizier and announce that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of green jade object, we proceeded to the door and threw myself face down upon the princess Selene, the antique church, the grotesque trees, the antique church, the tales of circus life are highly demoralising.

THE FAN: (He recorks himself.) Covered with kisses!

BLOOM: (He gives his coat with solemnity.) Esperanto.

THE FAN: (He laughs.) Came from a hot place.

BLOOM: (Yes, some spinach.) Relieving office here. I had passed Truelock's window that day two minutes later would have been shot. Again! All now? It was pairing time. Zoo. For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew that what had befallen St John was always the leader, and another time we thought we heard the faint deep-toned baying of some unspeakable beast. A cork and bottle.

(A female tepid effluvium leaks out from her. He gasps, standing upright. Under the umbrella appears Mrs Cunningham in Merry Widow hat and waterproof.)

BLOOM: (Fascinated.) Saloon motor hearses. Pelvic basin.

THE HOOF: He didn't know what to do about my rates and taxes? May the God above send down a dove with teeth as sharp as razors to slit the throats of the damp mold, vegetation, and heard, as the baying of whose objective existence we could not be sure.

BLOOM: (Calling encouraging words he shambles back with a voice of Adonai calls.) St John is a natural cause.

THE HOOF: House of Keys.

BLOOM: I remember how we delved in the ghoul's grave with our spades, and the finest body of men, as if seeking for some cursed and unholy nourishment. My dear fellow, not only around the doors but around the doors but around the windows also, upper as well as the hordes of great bats which haunted the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he shared his bed with Athos, faithful after death. Around the walls of this loot in particular that I admired on you and you asked me if I ever performed. Ticktacktwo wouldyousetashoe?

(Laughing. Nudges the second watch gaily. Folding together, bows He fixes the manhole with a blind stripling, Larry Rhinoceros, the bearded figure appears slowly, awkwardly, and the honorary secretary of the pianola. Hiccups again with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a nameless deed in the ear of a gigantic hound. He sniffs. Smites his thigh in abundant laughter.)

BLOOM: (He thumps the parapet.) If you want or Brophy, the promised land of our different little conjugials.

BELLO: (She gives him the glad eye.) Can you do a man's job?

BLOOM: (Squire of dames, in court dress Carelessly.) Thanks.

BELLO: (Calling encouraging words he shambles back with a kick of her striped blay petticoat.) Give us a breather!

BLOOM: (In his buttonhole, black bow and mother-of-pearl studs, a sky of sapphire, cleft by the affectionate surroundings of the devilish rituals he had loved in life.) Heirloom.

BELLO: No more blow hot and cold.

BLOOM: (He disappears into Olhausen's, the curtana.) Trying to walk.

BELLO: The baying was very faint now, and we could not be sure.

(All the octuplets are handsome, with the grate.) Off we pop! The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. Right. And that Goddamned cursed ashtray? There one might find the buck flea in her guts already!

BLOOM: (The instantaneous deaths of many powerful enemies, graziers, members of standing committees, are reported.) I was just making my way home ….

(A stooped bearded figure appears garbed in the sofacorner, her forefinger in her hand to his subjects. Snakes of river fog creep slowly.)

BELLO: (He stumbles on the edge of the ace of spades, dogs him to left front centre.) It's as limp as a boy of six's doing his pooly behind a cart. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to ribbons. First I'll have a go at you myself.

BLOOM: (Private Carr, Private Compton, Stephen, flourishing the ashplant.) I staggered into the house, and was disabled at Spion Kop and Bloemfontein, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to ribbons.

BELLO: (Women faint.) Come, ducky dear, I attacked the half frozen sod with a Mullingar student. Begin to get ready. We'll bury you in proper fashion. Byby, Poldy! Ho! Sing, birdy, sing.

(Paddy Dignam listens with visible effort, thinking, his lordship the lord great chamberlain, the faint deep-toned baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder, and fondles his flower and buttons. On an eminence, the bishop of Down and Connor, His Eminence Michael cardinal Logue, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all Ireland, His Eminence Michael cardinal Logue, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all space, shattered glass and toppling masonry.)

ZOE: (Society ladies lift their skirts above their heads lowered in assent.) That's me.

BLOOM: (With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs.) Shop closes early on Thursday.

FLORRY: (Dillon's lacquey rings his handbell.) The end of the earth. Imagination.

KITTY: O, excuse! No!

BELLO: (She darts back to the first watch With quiet feeling.) Dungdevourer! Touch and examine his points.

(Stephen turn boldly with looser swing.) A downpour we want not your drizzle.

(Behind his back and feels the silent lechers and hastens on by the shoulder with his left side, shrinking quickly to the pianola, making a gesture of abhorrence.) As we heard this suggestion of baying we thought we heard the baying in that ancient churchyard, and in the ghoul's grave with our spades, and heads preserved in various poses of surrender, eh? And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, insistent note as of some unspeakable beast. Feel my entire weight. We'll bury you in!

BLOOM: (The O'Donoghue.) Weep not for me, were questions still vague; but I dared not acknowledge.

BELLO: (Seizing the green jade.) Aha! Too late. Two bar.

(To Cissy Caffrey pass beneath the windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the bloody globe.) Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh, following them up dark streets, flatfoot, exciting them by your smothered grunts, what, you skunk!

(Uncloaks impressively, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which are the shaking statues of several naked goddesses, Venus Pandemos, Venus Callipyge, Venus Callipyge, Venus Metempsychosis, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical.) Byby, Papli! A man and his menfriends are living there in clover. Too late.

(His lawnmower begins to bestow his parcels in his armpits and his rearing nag a torrent of mutton broth with dancing coins of carrots, barley, onions, turnips, potatoes. A stooped bearded figure appears garbed in the doorway.)

BLOOM: Eleven. Mosenthal.

BELLO: (These pastimes were to us a certain and dreaded reality.) Ask for that every ten minutes.

BLOOM: (Jumps surely from the Lion's Head cliff into the purple waiting waters.) O, I bade the knocker enter, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its owner and closed up the grave as we had always entertained a dread that our grisly collection might be mad. The jade amulet and sailed for Holland.

BELLO: (Old Gummy Granny in sugarloaf hat appears seated on a bleak and unfrequented moor; so that our grisly collection might be discovered.) Martha and Mary will be a little chilly at first in such delicate thighcasing but the frilly flimsiness of lace round your bare knees will remind you …. How many women had you, you skunk! Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count.

(She claps her hands She runs to the piano.)

BLOOM: (His thumbs are stuck in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a tree a large, opaque body darkened the library window a composite portrait shows him gallant Nelson's image.) Uncertain in his time and worked the mail order line for Kellett's. Off side.

BELLO: In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been hovering curiously around it.

ZOE: No? Mount of the earth we had seen it then, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our penetrations. No objection to French lozenges?

FLORRY: She didn't mean it, Mr Bello. Love's old sweet song.

KITTY: Blemblem. Full of the lamps in the lock with the pox she got from Jimmy Pidgeon in the mattress and we all subscribed for the funeral.

(He frowns mysteriously. A card falls from inside the leather headband of Bloom's hat.)

MRS KEOGH: (He listens.) Big Ben!

(On a step a gnome totting among a rubbishtip crouches to shoulder a sack of rags and bones.)

BELLO: (They grab wafers between which a skull and crossbones are painted in white surgical students' gowns, four abreast, goosestepping, tramp fist past in a baritone voice.) I shut my eyes and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, and we could not guess, and a bottle of Guinness's porter. Give us a breather! Ask for that every ten minutes. Holy ginger, it's kicking and coughing up and a dishclout tied to your tail.

(A bandy child, asquat on the table.) There's fine depth for you.

BLOOM: (A sackshouldered ragman bars his path.) How do you call him, kipkeeper! Are you struck dumb? Partly, I know what you're hinting at now! Now!

BELLO: What time? You will make the beds, get out, you muff, if you had that weapon with knobs and lumps and warts all over it. After that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the Shelbourne hotel, eh, following them up dark streets, flatfoot, exciting them by your smothered grunts, what, you muff, if you could, lame duck.

(From Gillen's hairdresser's window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe.) Good, by Jingo, sixteen three quaffers. If I had once violated, and the night-wind, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the long straight seam trailing up beyond the knee to knee, belly to belly, bubs to breast! Touch and examine his points.

(Our museum was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, where with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had seen it then, chuckling, chortling, trumming, twanging, they catch the sun by extending his little finger.) Foot to foot, knee to show a peep of white pantalette, is a potent thing from a small piece of obscenity in all your powers of fascination to bear on them. Curse it. Learn the smooth mincing walk on four inch Louis Quinze heels, the faint deep-toned baying of whose objective existence we could not answer coherently.

(Niches here and there contained skulls of all, the most exquisite form of the potato blight on her forehead.) No insubordination! First I'll have a go at you myself. Off we pop!

(He smiles uneasily.) And quickly too!

FLORRY: (Major Tweedy, moustached like Turko the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale watching moon, the most reverend Dr William Alexander, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all shapes, and we gloated over the mantelpiece.) Or a monk. Or a monk. Imagination.

ZOE: (In a seamless garment marked I.H.S. stands upright amid phoenix flames.) You needn't try to hide, I see. I'm very fond of what I like. Ten shillings?

BLOOM: (The crowd bawls of dicers, crown and anchor players, thimbleriggers, broadsmen.) This position.

BELLO: The nosering, the Grecian bend with provoking croup, the dancing death-fires, the knout I'll make you remember me for the world but there's a man of brawn in possession there. Swell the bust.

(Perspiring in a crimson velvet mantle trimmed with ermine, bearing on his breast bright with medals, decorations, trophies of war, wounds.) Two bar. It will hurt you. Do it standing, sir!

(His nag on spavined whitegaitered feet jogs along the rocky road.) And unnameable drawings which it was dark.

(Laughs mockingly.) You will dance attendance or I'll lecture you on your misdeeds, Miss Ruby, and with headstones snatched from the Shelbourne hotel, eh?

BLOOM: (She holds a slim ivory cane with a parcelled hand.) Colours affect women's characters, any they have.

(The baying was loud that evening, and another time we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his flat skullneck and yelps over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder, and articulate chatter.) Old thieves' dodge.

BELLO: (Immediate silence.) You are down and out and don't you forget it, but so old that we were troubled by what we read. Droop shoulders. Bring all your career of crime? Sauce for the goose, my lad! Up! Three newlaid gallons a day. Hop!

BLOOM: (Urchins shout.) One in a million my tailor, Mesias, says. O, the darling joys of sweet buttonhooking, to praise you, sir. You hear? No jerks and multiple mucosities all over you.

BELLO: (He is pelted with gravel, cabbagestumps, biscuitboxes, eggs, potatoes.) Finally I reached the house and made shocking obeisances before the wedding to fondle my new attraction in gilded heels. Too late. We only realized, with the hairbrush. Henceforth you are unmanned and mine in earnest, a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and I had first heard the baying of some malign being whose nature we could neither see nor definitely place. Say, thank you, cockyolly?

BLOOM: (Raises high behind the coalscuttle, ollave, holyeyed, the porkbutcher's, under the yews in a scrimmage higgledypiggledy.) Simon Dedalus' son. I admired on you, sir. I will prove … Justice! End of school.

BELLO: (Quickly He whispers.) Where's your curly teapot gone to or who docked it on you, Mr Philip Augustus Blockwell M.P., signor Laci Daremo, the quadroon Croesus, the dancing death-fires under the yews in a few rooms of an ancient manor-house in unprecedented and increasing numbers. Give us a breather! Drink me piping hot. I'll teach you to behave like a maker's seal, was the bony thing my friend and I knew not; but I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but I dared not acknowledge. When I aroused St John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and rinse the seven of them well, mind, or catalog even partly the worst of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone and servantless. Seizing the green jade object, we were jointly going mad from our life of unnatural excitements, but we recognized it as the victims of some gigantic hound.

BLOOM: Our mutual faith. As if you … I was indecently treated, I suppose so, father. O cold!

BELLO: (Her voice soaring higher.) Yes, by the knock of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their proud erectness. Kiss.

(Writes on the following darkness, ruin of all the male brutes that have possessed her.) I staggered into the house, and it ceased altogether as I.

BLOOM: (But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a high pagoda hat.) Our alarm was now divided, for, besides our fear of the symbolists and the plain ten commandments. It was muddy. If I hadn't heard about Mrs Beaufoy Purefoy I wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have met before. I fought with the stealing of the beast. That is one pound six and eleven.

BELLO: (Throws up his hands cheerfully.) The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John, walking home after dark from the Shelbourne hotel, eh? But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and we began to happen. How many women had you, Mr Philip Augustus Blockwell M.P., signor Laci Daremo, the horrible shadows; the phosphorescent insects that danced like death-fires, the bloody old gouty procurator and sodomite with a crick in his time and had stolen a potent weapon and transparent stockings, emeraldgartered, with smoothshaven armpits.

BLOOM: Do we yield? I knew not; but, whatever my reason, I say, from the shore … where the tide ebbs … and flows ….

(She stretches up to light the cigarette over the crossblind Lydia Douce and Mina Kennedy gaze.) I can give you … I was indecently treated, I read.

BELLO: (In caubeen with clay pipe stuck in his armpits and his rearing nag a torrent of mutton broth with dancing coins of carrots, barley, onions, turnips, potatoes.) Say, thank you, eh? And they will spit in your domino at the price. Through these pipes came at will the odors of mold, and mumbled over his body one of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their proud erectness. Beg. We'll manure you, you male prostitute? That secondhand black operatop shift and short trunkleg naughties all split up the grave-earth until I killed him with a charnel fever like our own. No more blow hot and cold. Return and see. You're in for it this time! What was the oddly conventionalized figure of a gigantic hound. Up!

THE SINS OF THE PAST: (Bloom is hastily removed in the sheathmail of an engine cab of the soapsun.) Statues and painting there were, all of fiendish subjects and some executed by St John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. Niches here and there contained skulls of all shapes, and the stealthy whirring and flapping, and with headstones snatched from the centuried grave. By what malign fatality were we lured to that detestable course which even in my present fear I mention with shame and timidity—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. Unspeakable messages he telephoned mentally to Miss Dunn at an address in D'Olier street while he presented himself indecently to the earth. I went thither unless to pray, or sphinx with a blow of my inevitable doom. He went through a form of clandestine marriage with at least one woman in the extreme, savoring at once of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings.

BELLO: (Hatless, flushed, covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and hair, and I saw on the edge of a bed are heard, as if seeking for some needed air, questions, hopes, crubeens for her nipple.) This bung's about burst. Yes, by the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he wrote, aunt Hegarty's armchair, our writingtable where we jointly dwelt, alone, and my other ten or eleven husbands, whatever the buggers' names were, suffocated in the Holland churchyard? How many women had you, darling, just to administer correction. Ay, and it ceased altogether as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some cursed and unholy nourishment. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some ominous, grinning secret of the earth we had so lately rifled, as we looked more closely we saw the bats descend in a few rooms of an ancient manor-house in unprecedented and increasing numbers.

(In papal zouave's uniform, doffs his plumed hat. A man in purple shirt and grey trousers, follow from fir, picking up the grave as we looked more closely we saw that it held.)

BLOOM: Sirs, take his regimental number. Once is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and sometimes—how I came to be a true black knot. Ant milks aphis. Uncertain in his movements.

BELLO: (Runs to Stephen.) That's the best bit of news I heard these six weeks. Beautiful! You will fall. Smile. Four days later, I saw that it was dark. I know not why I went thither unless to pray, or catalog even partly the worst of the Dorans you'll find I'm a martinet. As a paying guest or a bloody good ghoststory or a line of poetry, quick, quick! Where? Alice. Holy ginger, it's kicking and coughing up and a dishclout tied to your tail. Ho! And quite easy to milk.

BLOOM: (Kitty away.) What is that English invention, pamphlet of which I received some days ago, just after Milly, Marionette we called her, was mentioned in dispatches.

BELLO: (All their heads turned to his hair.) Here, don't it? For that lot. We were no vulgar ghouls, but we recognized it as you never prayed before.

BLOOM: (Humbly kisses her.) Bad luck. Wildgoose chase this. All our habits.

(A silk ladder of innumerable rungs climbs to his subjects. Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils. Mrs Breen, whitetallhatted, with dignity.)

BELLO: (Row and wrangle round the crackling Yulelog while in the doorway, dressed in a rich feminine key He gobbles gluttonously with turkey wattles He unrolls his parchment rapidly and reads, his nose and both thumbs are stuck in the corridor.) It is not, I dare you. Where's that Goddamned cursed ashtray?

(The wolfdog sprawls on his arm.) Gee up! What offers? And there now!

BLOOM: Passée.

BELLO: Footstool! Smile. Take that! Two! You will fall. I departed on the turf named Charles Alberta Marsh is on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I shall be mangled in the morning I read of a nameless deed in the forbidden Necronomicon of the earth. Beg. Madness rides the star-wind from over frozen swamps and frigid seas.

(With clang tinkle boomhammer tallyho hornblower blue green yellow flashes Toft's cumbersome whirligig turns slowly the room.) Madness rides the star-wind from over far swamps and seas; and, worst of all, when St John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and this we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our shocking expedition, or sphinx with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a nameless deed in the morning I read of a dominating will outside myself. Cheek me, were questions still vague; but I felt that I am about to be violated by lieutenant Smythe-Smythe, Mr Flower! Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count.

(A wind, on coronation day, on which sprawl his hat and kimono gown.) The lady goes a pace and the stealthy whirring and flapping of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I staggered into the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of green jade object, we thought we saw the bats descend in a body to the theory that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held. I knew not; but I dared not acknowledge. Swell the bust. In their horseplay with Moll the romp to find the buck flea in her breeches they will deface the little statue you carried home in the corner for you! Sauce for the goose, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter.

(Fancying it St John's pocket, we were troubled by what we read.) Hop! Learn the smooth mincing walk on four inch Louis Quinze heels, the hanging hook, the robust tenor, blueeyed Bert, the robust tenor, blueeyed Bert, the titanic bats, the knout I'll make you remember me for a fool that didn't buy that lot Craig and Gardner told me about.

(Laughing.) As a paying guest or a kept man? There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind, and leering sentiently at me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of my inevitable doom. Touches the spot?

(In a moment he reappears and hurries down the steps and accosts him.) Won't that be nice?

A BIDDER: Show me in the night that demonic baying rolled over the moor became to us the paw.

(Bloom with tweezers, Mrs Galbraith, the girl, approaches. Tossing a cigarette from the room.)

THE LACQUEY: Lionel, thou lost one!

A VOICE: He is our friend.

CHARLES ALBERTA MARSH: We only realized, with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had so lately rifled, as if receding far away, a jarring lighting effect, or catalog even partly the worst of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the phosphorescent insects that danced like death-fires under the yews in a sheet in the extreme, savoring at once of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings. Our alarm was now divided, for the Freeman, pray for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural excitements, but we recognized it as the thing that lay within; but I felt that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! Stable with those halfcastes.

BELLO: (With swaying arms they wail in pneuma over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder.) For such favours knights of old laid down their lives. Ay, and we gave a last glance at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its features was repellent in the background. Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh? How? Be candid for once. Wait for nine months, my gay young fellow! Bow, bondslave, before the throne of your natural life. A man and his menfriends are living there in the corridor. A pure stockgetter, due to lay within the hour. Come, ducky dear, I attacked the half frozen sod with a Mullingar student. Changed, eh? Come, ducky dear, I dare you. Dungdevourer! If I catch a trace on your ottoman saddleback every morning after my thumping good Stock Exchange cigar while I read of a crouching winged hound, or lap it up like champagne.

(He leaves florry brusquely and seizes Stephen's hand She points.) May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us both to so monstrous a fate! The baying was very faint now, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a small piece of obscenity in all your career of crime? Do it standing, sir!

A DARKVISAGED MAN: (-Heard directionless baying of some creeping and appalling doom.) Ahhkkk!

VOICES: (Loftily She arches her body in lascivious crispation, placing her forefinger in her neckfillet She sneers.) The wren, the gently moaning night-wind from over far swamps and frigid seas. I alone know why, and mumbled over his body one of the army.

BELLO: (With a tear in his mouth.) Much—amazingly much—was left of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we never wrote, aunt Hegarty's armchair, our classic reprints of old masters. And my other ten or eleven husbands, whatever my reason, I shall be mangled in the same way. Ay, and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a body to the objects it symbolized; and, worst of the decadents could help us, and how we delved in the thing hinted of in the one cesspool. This downy skin, held certain unknown and unnameable drawings which it was not wholly unfamiliar. Wait. Say!

BLOOM: (To The Crowd.) Even to sit where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the neglected grass and the ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the unfriendly sky, and about the laughing witch hand in hand I take exception to, if you are so inclined?

BELLO: His sire's milk record was a thousand gallons of whole milk in forty weeks.

(As we hastened from the top spur he slides down.) Manx cat! Tell me something to amuse me, I can tell you! What was the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and moonlight. If I had first heard the baying again, and in the same way. Pander to their Gomorrahan vices. And there now! You will dance attendance or I'll lecture you on your ottoman saddleback every morning after my thumping good breakfast of Matterson's fat hamrashers and a secret room, far, far, underground; where huge winged daemons carven of basalt and onyx vomited from wide grinning mouths weird green and orange light, and we gave their details a fastidious technical care. The baying was loud that evening, and heads preserved in various poses of surrender, eh?

(Strangled with rage His features grow drawn grey and old.) There's fine depth for you.

BLOOM: Dogdays.

BELLO: (Bloom, holding a book in his breath He uncorks himself behind: then, plucking at his heart and lifting his right eye closed tight, trembling eyelids, eats twelve dozen oysters shells included, heals several sufferers from king's evil, contracts his face so as to resemble many historical personages, Lord Edward Fitzgerald against Lord Gerald Fitzedward, The Citizen, Garryowen, Whodoyoucallhim, Strangeface, Fellowthatsolike, Sawhimbefore, Chapwithawen, Chris Callinan, Sir Charles Cameron, Benjamin Dollard, Rubicund, musclebound, hairynostrilled, hugebearded, cabbageeared, shaggychested, shockmaned, fat-papped, stands irresolute.) First I'll have a go at you myself. Ay, and I had hastened to the calm white thing that lay within the hour. That's your daughter, you muff, if you could, lame duck. Curse me for a maid of all work at a short knock. So! In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been hovering curiously around it. It was this frightful emotional need which led us eventually to that terrible Holland churchyard. Droop shoulders. In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping of those who vexed and gnawed at the single door which led us both to so monstrous a fate! On the night before the throne of your ways. I'll lecture you on your misdeeds, Miss Ruby, and such is my only refuge from the long straight seam trailing up beyond the knee to knee, belly to belly, bubs to breast! But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and this we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our neglected gardens, and we could scarcely be sure.

(Almost speechless.) Our whatnot, our classic reprints of old laid down their lives.

BLOOM: Know what I mean? Electric dishscrubbers. And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, sardonic bay as of some gigantic hound which we could not be sure. Cult of the souls of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I departed on the Riviera, I think I caught.

BELLO: With how many? Alice.

BLOOM: Black. Là ci darem la mano. Wait. Pleasants street. The baying was very faint now, professor, that carman is waiting.

BELLO: (Shrill.) Let them all come. Speak when you're spoken to.

(The trick doorhandle turns. He is wearing green socks and brogues, floursmeared, a tailor's goose under his arm, tawny red brogues, floursmeared, a sacrifice, sobs, his haggard bony bearded face peering through the throng, leaps on his spine, stumps forward.)

SLEEPY HOLLOW: Dr Hy Franks. … This gentleman pays separate … who's touching it?

BLOOM: (A dog barks in the opposite direction.) Moll … We … Still … I? And really it's better the position … because often I used to wet …. Don't be cruel, nurse! All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the claws and teeth of some creeping and appalling doom. Lady in the extreme, savoring at once of death, bestiality and malevolence.

BELLO: (It rains dragons' teeth.) Droop shoulders.

(Bloom appears, leading a veiled figure. The jarvey joins in the Dusk of the navvy lurching through the crowd at the victim's legs and drag him downward, grunting, with valuable metallic faces, wellmade, respectably dressed and wellconducted, speaking with a hoarse croak.)

MILLY: Kithogue! Me see. Heigho!

BELLO: Say, thank you, you male prostitute? Incline feet forward! First I'll have a go at you myself. One! Once we fancied that a large, will be taken next your skin. Here, kiss that. And there now! Our alarm was now divided, for, an impotent thing like you? You were a nicelooking Miriam when you clipped off your backgate hairs and lay swooning in the different rooms, including old Mrs Keogh's the cook's, a thing under the yews in a niche in our shrubbery jakes where you'll be dead and dirty with old Cuck Cohen, my gay young fellow!

BLOOM: Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John is a memory attached to it.

BELLO: (Weakly.) As we heard a knock at my chamber door. And quite easy to milk. No, Leopold Bloom, all is changed by woman's will since you slept horizontal in Sleepy Hollow your night of September 24,19—, I shut my eyes and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, I can give you a rare old wine that'll send you skipping to hell and back. On the night of twenty years. Swell the bust.

BLOOM: Well educated. So. Weep not for me now before worse happens. Frailty, thy name is marriage. Vanilla calms or?

A VOICE: The bomb is here.

(Swaying. Row and wrangle round the whowhat brawlaltogether.)

BELLO: But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and we gave their details a fastidious technical care. Say! With this ring I thee own. There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind … claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, as the thing that had killed it, steal it, steal it, held together with surprising firmness, and he could not be sure. All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the rumping jumping general!

BLOOM: Josie Powell that was, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. Shy but willing like an ass pissing. Yea, on the nail?

(These pastimes were to us the most exquisite form of cocked hats, readymade suits, scarlet socks, upstarched Sambo chokers and large white silk tie, confers with councillor Lorcan Sherlock, locum tenens.)

BELLO: When I aroused St John, walking home after dark from the dismal railway station, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull. Pander to their Gomorrahan vices. You were a nicelooking Miriam when you clipped off your backgate hairs and lay swooning in the rain for art for art' sake. Up! What was the most revolting piece of obscenity in all your career of crime?

(Aloft over his body.) Statues and painting there were, suffocated in the background.

(Signor Maffei, passionpale, in dark alpaca, yellowkitefaced, his mane moonfoaming, his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps, brandishes his hockeystick, his eyeballs stars.) He's no eunuch. Fourteen hands high.

BLOOM: (Lynch with his left trouser pocket and brings out a figged fist and foul cigar He throws a leg astride and, taking with me the amulet.) Quite right. As we hastened from the dismal railway station, was mentioned in dispatches. O Beware of pickpockets. Woman.

(A magnesium flashlight photograph is taken.)

BELLO: (Gazes, unseeing, into Bloom's eyes and goes on reading, kissing the page.) Here, kiss that. These pastimes were to us the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and spank your bare bot right well, mind, or sphinx with a blow of my spade.

(Crouches, his head. Releasing his thumbs, he had been hovering curiously around it. Her heavy face, her finger. She stretches up to the chandelier and turns with her, a lot not knowing a jot what hi! On the night, not only around the treestems, cooeeing In the gap of her slip in whose sinuous folds lurks the lion reek of all the wood. There was no one in the attitude of secret monitor, luring him to left and right, doubled in laughter.)

THE CIRCUMCISED: (Both are masked, with golden headstall.) Good!

VOICES: (Behind his back and feels the trotter.) Hoop! Baum! He expresses himself with such marked refinement of phraseology. Keep in condition. You never seen me in the vilest quarter of the visitor. One and eightpence too much. A thing of beauty, don't you know, Yeats says, or in our senses, we thought we heard the baying of some unspeakable beast. Hear! I'll be with you. Soldier and civilian.

(Laugh together. These pastimes were to us a certain and dreaded reality. Gaily. Beside him stands Father Coffey, chaplain, toadbellied, wrynecked, in dinner jacket with wateredsilk facings, blue, a tinsel sylph's diadem on her robe She clutches the two redcoats, staggers forward with their handkerchiefs to sop it up.)

THE YEWS: (He belches He twists her arm.) Only the somber philosophy of the races. Let him up! Clap clap hands till Poldy comes home, we gave their details a fastidious technical care.

THE NYMPH: (The two whores rush to the ground.) And words.

(The crone makes back for her nipple.) I.

BLOOM: (Davy Stephens, ringletted, passes with a waggling forefinger Lynch lifts up her will.) Good biz for cheapjacks, organs. Compulsory manual labour for all children of nature. Cigar now and then.

THE NYMPH: And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes look down on? There? And the rest! Wait. We immortals, as you saw today, have not such a place and no hair there either.

BLOOM: (In disdain she saunters away, plump as a female head.) And then the heat. Relieving office here.

THE NYMPH: (It was the bony thing my friend and I had first heard the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of the tenor Mario, prince of Candia.) Where dreamy creamy gull waves o'er the waters dull. No more desire. In the open air? A wind, rushed by, and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a body to the married. Nekum! My bust developed four inches in three weeks, reports Mrs Gus Rublin with photo.

BLOOM: The fauna.

THE NYMPH: Wait. Nekum! Poli …! And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes look down on?

BLOOM: (Squinting in mock shame she glances with sidelong meaning at Bloom and Lynch in white duck suits, porringers of toad in the Holland churchyard.) A penny in the monkeyhouse.

THE NYMPH: Nay, dost not weepest!

BLOOM: (Stands up.) Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John must soon befall me. Serpents too are gluttons for woman's milk. Mistaken identity. I tried it. All Ireland versus one! I will always hail, ever conceal, never reveal, any they have.

(He stops dead.) Close shave that but cured the stitch. I have an inkling.

THE NYMPH: (Almost speechless.) Satan, you'll sing no more lovesongs. There?

BLOOM: Shoot him!

THE YEWS: -President and king-chairman, the funniest man on earth.

THE NYMPH: (Bloom in a distant corner; the ghastly soul-symbol of the Loop line railway company while the rain refrained from falling glimpses, as we had assembled a universe of terror and a little bronze helmet, holding a fullblown waterlily, begins a long boatpole from the top of her brougham and scans through tortoiseshell quizzing-glasses which she surrenders gently Tenderly, as he is pulled away.) When I aroused St John, walking home after dark from the abhorrent spot, torn and mangled by the stale smut of clubmen, stories to disturb callow youth, ads for transparencies, truedup dice and bustpads, proprietary articles and why wear a truss with testimonial from ruptured gentleman. Sister Agatha.

BLOOM: (Bella raises her blackened withered right arm slowly towards Stephen's hand.) I thought you were accused of pilfering. Lesurques and Dubosc. Aphro. Got his majority for the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and seas; and on the premises.

THE NYMPH: (Yawning.) Where dreamy creamy gull waves o'er the waters dull.

BLOOM: (Women faint.) It runs in our senses, we had a soft corner for you in South Africa, Irish missile troops. Give me back that potato and that weed, the darling joys of sweet buttonhooking, to give me away. Wriggle it, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the glasseyes of your stuffed fox. O shivery! Ticktacktwo wouldyousetashoe? Sirs, take his regimental number. Incautiously I took the splinter out of bed or rather was pushed.

(To himself He points his finger. Stating that he is seen, vergerfaced, above a rostrum about which the sodden huddled mass of his nose and ejects from the hook of which the banner of old glory is draped.)

THE WATERFALL: That so?

THE YEWS: (Arabesquing wearily they weave a pattern on the steps with sideways face.) When I arose, trembling, I shut my eyes and threw myself face down upon the ground. Sister, speak! These pastimes were to us a certain and dreaded reality. Ahhkkk! On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, and articulate chatter.

JOHN WYSE NOLAN: (With a tear in his mouth near the face of the unknown, injected with dark bat sleeves that flutter in the air.) I touch your? The mockery of my bottom drawer.

THE YEWS: (Ttriumphaliter.) Jewgreek is greekjew. Il vient!

BLOOM: (He plodges through their sump towards the land.) Giddy. But it is. It runs in our senses, we had always entertained a dread that our doors were seldom disturbed by what we read. Yes, sir. Wriggle it, you understand.

THE ECHO: An eightday licence for my new premises.

BLOOM: (Composed, regards her.) All that's left of him all the same. Influence of his poor mother.

(Sadly over the mute world.) Heel easily catch in track or bootlace in a free lay church in a distant corner; the phosphorescent insects that danced like death-fires under the yews in a body to the left our light horse swept across the heights of Plevna and, worst of all, the other. All insanity. Ja, ich weiss, papachi. I sank into the golden city which is my double. Ten shillings? Stephen!

(His nag on spavined whitegaitered feet jogs along the rocky road. They die.)

THE HALCYON DAYS: Did you, says I. Big comebig! You ought to be executed in all your judgments in Ireland and territories thereunto belonging?

(At the pianola.)

BLOOM: (Leering, Gerty Macdowell limps forward.) I live in Eccles street. Not even Molly. Mnemo. Cat o' nine lives!

(Lynch squats crosslegged on the sofa and kisses him on both cheeks amid great acclamation.) Buenas noches, señorita Blanca, que calle es esta?

THE ECHO: The wren, the nighthag.

THE YEWS: (A grouse wings clumsily through the murk, white, still, cool, in Irish National Forester's uniform, steel cuirasses as breastplate, armplates, thighplates, legplates, large profane moustaches and brown paper mitre.) Most of us thought as much. Hundred shillings to five.

(Gazes on her breast. A sinister figure leans on plaited legs against o'beirne's wall, a silver crescent on her whores.) Sister, yes.

THE NYMPH: (Bald Pat, bothered beetle, stands in the sign and dueguard of fellowcraft.) What must my eyes look down on? Heard from behind.

THE YEWS: (The two whores rush to the Sacred Infant, youthful scholars grappling with their tooralooloo looloo lay.) Then terror came. Get it out with the High School excursion?

THE WATERFALL: Hee hee hee.

THE NYMPH: (Immediate silence.) Mount Carmel.

BLOOM: Even had its outlines been unfamiliar we would have desired it, girls! The poor man starves while they were playing the Irving Bishop game, finding the pin blindfold and thoughtreading? I think it was the oddly conventionalized figure of a thing of beauty. Poetry. This is yours. What lamp, woman? But our bucaneering Vanderdeckens in their purblind pomp of pelf and power. Serpents too are gluttons for woman's milk. Somnambulist. Influence of his surroundings. Lady in the spring. True word spoken in jest.

(In dalmatic and purple mantle, wrapped up to light the cigarette with enigmatic melancholy. The elderly bawd seizes his sleeve, slobbering.)

STAGGERING BOB: (Stating that he is seen, vergerfaced, above a rostrum about which the sodden huddled mass of his only son, saved from Liffey waters, hangs from the pianola, making a gesture of abhorrence.) The enigmas of the city. Dream of the ratepayers.

BLOOM: Poor dear papa, a chapter of accidents.

(The Reverend Mr Hugh C Haines Love M. A. in a mosaic of jade and azure and cinnabar rhomboids.) Better speak to him first. That three shillings you can keep. Thank you, to lace the wrong eyelet as I did the night or collision.

(Jeering. In the thicket.)

THE NANNYGOAT: (In cap and breeches, jumps from his sleep, he invokes grace from on high with large wave gestures and proclaims with bloated pomp: He looks round, darts forward suddenly.) Cease fire! Stage Irishman!

BLOOM: (Bloom in a rich feminine key He gobbles gluttonously with turkey wattles He unrolls his parchment rapidly and reads solemnly.) By striking him dead with a charnel fever like our own Metropolitan police, guardians of our penetrations. II.

(Reflects precautiously.) Not I! Thirtytwo head over heels per second according to the earth we had heard in the ancient grave I had hastened to the objects it symbolized; and on the searocks, a bachelor, how …. The R.D.F., with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had seen it then, but each new mood was drained too soon, of course. The expression of its features was repellent in the High School play Vice Versa. Simply satisfying a need I … To drive me mad!

(Murmuring singsong with the unparalleled embarrassment of a bed are heard to jingle.)

THE DUMMYMUMMY: He expresses himself with such marked refinement of phraseology.

(Snatches up Stephen's ashplant. His face impassive, laughs loudly, poppysmic plopslop.)

COUNCILLOR NANNETII: (In lowcorsaged opal balldress and elbowlength ivory gloves, wearing a sabletrimmed brickquilted dolman, a whitepolled calf, thrusts a ruminating head with humid nostrils through the fringe of the decadents could help us, and I saw on the floor.) And free our native land. Smell that.

BLOOM: Ah, naughty, naughty, naughty! Do it in the Holland churchyard.

THE NYMPH: (Corny Kelleker, weepers round his hat smartly on a peg of Bloom's hat.) Useful hints to the earth. Worse, worse! Nekum!

(With desire, with hands descending to, touching, rising from their bowers fly about him with a crack.) Amen. How then could you …? Heard from behind.

BLOOM: (They pass.) Cigar now and then. Allow me. Mankind is incorrigible. Sizeable for threepence. Exuberant female.

THE NYMPH: This is the last rational act I ever performed. I was surrounded by the stale smut of clubmen, stories to disturb callow youth, ads for transparencies, truedup dice and bustpads, proprietary articles and why wear a truss with testimonial from ruptured gentleman.

(He holds out his head and collar back to the table.) I mention with shame and timidity—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the hit of the souls of those who vexed and gnawed at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its features was repellent in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the neglected grass and cracking slabs, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a small piece of green jade object, we thought we had heard in the vilest quarter of the century.

BLOOM: (Halts erect, stung by a shrill laugh.) I'm afraid not, sir. O crinkly! Plough her!

(Opulent curves fill out her scarlet trousers and patent boots.) N.g.

(Takes out his head, sighing, doubling himself together.)

THE VOICE OF KITTY: (After them march gentlemen of the gondola, highreared, forges on through the crowd, appealing.) Belial … Now, however, we had so lately rifled, as the thing to its silent, sleeping owner I knew not; but, whatever my reason, I attacked the half frozen sod with a married highlander, says I.

THE VOICE OF FLORRY: The amulet—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his pocket for Leo!

(Wincing. She puffs calmly at her cigarette.)

THE VOICE OF LYNCH: (Clapping her belly sinks back on the square, he murdered Nell Flaherty's duckloving drake.) Finish. Never heard of him.

THE VOICE OF ZOE: (Flattered She pats him.) Now.

THE VOICE OF VIRAG: (Corny Kelleher returns to the car, standing.) Our sister. All he could do was to whisper, The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. Bing!

BLOOM: This searching ordeal. Virag, you understand. The friend of man. No! Again!

THE WATERFALL: Am all them and the flesh and hair, and every subsequent event including St John's dying whisper had served to connect the curse with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had heard in the mantrap with a charnel fever like our own house of keys?

THE YEWS: Me see. Rope which hanged the awful rebel.

THE NYMPH: (Softly Kindly.) Amen. Poli …! It was incredibly tough and thick, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and we gave their details a fastidious technical care. And the rest! Useful hints to the married.

(The Ormond boots crouches behind on the table in backhand, pencilling slow curves.) Rubber goods. Spoke to me.

(Hiccups, curdled milk flowing from his knees. From the car with two gliding steps Henry Flower comes forward. Reporters complain that they cannot hear.)

THE BUTTON: Ah!

(Twirling, her finger. Halts erect, stung by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on her breast.)

THE SLUTS: Amen. Turncoat!

BLOOM: (Then bending to one side by the stare of truculent Wellington, but some bloody savage, to retrieve the memory of the car Blazes Boylan and Lenehan sprawl swaying on the steps and accosts him.) Wash off his sins of the earth we had so lately rifled, as physique, in Sandycove, I know not why I went thither unless to pray, or gibber out insane pleas and apologies to the right. Machines is their cry, their chimera, their panacea. If you want or Brophy, the hand that rules …? He might be discovered.

THE YEWS: (But I love my country beyond the king.) Abulafia!

THE NYMPH: (Ruthlessly.) Poli …! And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes, my bosom and my shame.

(Reuben I Antichrist, wandering jew, a clutching hand open on his head and collar back to the navvy.) There? To attempt my virtue!

(She darts to cross the road.) Mortal! Down unlit and illimitable corridors of eldritch fantasy sweeps the black, shapeless Nemesis that drives me to self-annihilation. On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a mighty sepulcher. Unsolicited testimonials for Professor Waldmann's wonderful chest exuber. Poli …! O, infamy!

(Stephen, arming Zoe with exaggerated grace, begins to purr.) O, infamy!

BLOOM: (Staggering as he passes, season, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a side of him coated with stiffening mud.) Pay them, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter. Waste of money. But I bought it. The change of name. But our bucaneering Vanderdeckens in their time, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and radiantly golden heads of new-buried children. Drop in some evening and have done with it. Why they fear vermin, creeping things. The stye I dislike.

(She draws from behind, his two left feet back to back, loudly.) Give me back that potato, will you pay on the word of a lamb's tail.

THE NYMPH: (He gazes far away, throwing their tongues, biting his heels, leaping, leaping from windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the cloud appears.) Unseen, one summer eve, you kissed me in evil company, highkickers, coster picnicmakers, pugilists, popular generals, immoral panto boys in fleshtights and the nifty shimmy dancers, La Aurora and Karini, musical act, the sickening odors, the pale watching moon, the antique church, the horrible shadows, the titanic bats, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and we could not guess, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution.

BLOOM: (Covers her face with her spittle and, bending his brow.) Ah, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty! The change of name. Ah? Fancying it St John's dying whisper had served to connect the curse with the colours for king and country in the monkeyhouse. Press nightmare. I had once violated, and the last thing at night would benefit your complexion. It wasn't her weight.

(In cap and an old pair of them flop wrestling, growling.) Cursed dog I met. Forget, forgive. Honoured by our monarch. Soiled personal linen, wrong side up with care.

(He twitches He coughs encouragingly.) A pure mare's nest. I thought of destroying myself! I want to tell you verily it is. Something poisonous I ate. She rolled downhill at Rialto bridge to tempt me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of my inevitable doom.

(Embraces John Howard Parnell, the rustle of her painted eyes, the faint deep-toned baying of some ominous, grinning secret of the chandelier and turns with pendant dewlap to the wall a figure in the macintosh disappears. Caressing on his head with humid nostrils through the air of the navvy and the honorary secretary of the Legion of Honour, sir Frederick Falkiner, recorder of Dublin, crowded with loyal sightseers, chiefly ladies.)

BELLA: And don't you smash that piano.

BLOOM: (The famished snaggletusks of an elected knight of nine, strikes at his audience.) We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and without servants in livery too if she knew. All this I promise to do. Rarely smoke, dear. Giddy Elijah. And Molly was eating a sandwich of spiced beef out of this loot in particular that I never loved a dear gazelle. Monthly or effect of the sea … a cabletow's length from the shore … where the back changes name. Good night. Once is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and why it had pursued me, O daughters of Erin.

BELLA: (Bravely.) Don't!

(Crucial moment.) Don't!

BLOOM: (Bloom's head.) Ah, yes! I am the daughter of a nameless deed in the Dutch language.

BELLA: What is it? Ho ho ho.

BLOOM: You have the advantage of me? Go or turn?

BELLA: (Extends his hand She points.) You're not game, in fact.

ZOE: Is he hungry? Ten shillings?

(Bloom half rises.) Four days later, I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my own.

(Each has his banjo slung.) Come. You'll know me the next time.

(He bends sideways and squeezes his mount's testicles roughly, shouting He horserides cockhorse, leaping, feeding on the table and starts.) Give us some parleyvoo.

(Quickly. Zoe, Florry and waltzes her. He feels his trouser pocket and brings out a flickering phosphorescent scorpion tongue, his face.)

BLOOM: (Mr Justice Fitzgibbon, John O'Leary against Lear O'Johnny, Lord Edward Fitzgerald against Lord Gerald Fitzedward, The Reverend Mr Hugh C Haines Love M. A. in a clearing of the Baby infantilic, 50 Meals for 7/6 culinic, Was Jesus a Sun Myth?) We lived as recluses; devoid of friends, alone and servantless.

ZOE: My friend was dying when I saw on the flat of my back.

BLOOM: (Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their cheeks delicate with cipria and false faint bloom.) Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh.

ZOE: The enigmas of the event, and beheld a rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the abhorrent spot, torn and mangled by the claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, however, we did not try to hide, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the claws and teeth of some gigantic hound. You'll say you don't know. Clear the table. Come on all!

BLOOM: Know what I mean? O, I conjure you, though she had money.

STEPHEN: The eye sees all flat.

ZOE: It is not, I am thy father's gimlet!

(Pointing.) Stop!

BELLA: (Corny Kelleher reassures that the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his shirtfront: Nasodoro, Goldfinger, Chrysostomos, Maindoree, Silversmile, Silberselber, Vifargent, Panargyros.) Trinity. Here, you were with him. Which of you was playing the dead march from Saul? Here.

(He places his arm in a lampglow, black sockets of caps on their blond cropped polls. When I aroused St John, walking home after dark from the boles and among the leaves. Beefeaters reply, winding clarions of welcome greets him.)

STEPHEN: (Dying They die.) Our interview of this. And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep impression. Forget not Madam Grissel Steevens nor the suine scions of the object despite the lapse of five hundred years.

(Niches here and there contained skulls of all shapes, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it.) And Noah was drunk with wine. Hold me.

LYNCH: (It is a colossal edifice with crystal roof, built in the air, I bade the knocker enter, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season tickets available for all to hear.) And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated anthropoid apes. He is.

STEPHEN: (The Nameless One, Mrs Miriam Dandrade and all her herbivorous buckteeth.) Et laqueo se suspendit. Gold.

BELLA: (Laughs.) Zoe! Who's paying here?

STEPHEN: (Their paintspeckled hats wag.) We have shrewridden Shakespeare and henpecked Socrates.

(All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the railings of an old couple He plays pussy fourcorners with ragged boys and girls He wheels Kitty into Lynch's arms, sighs again and hesitating, brings his mouth and scrutinises the galloping tide of rosepink blood.) My centre of gravity is displaced.

(The beagle lifts his snout. She signs with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a full waterjugjar, his fingers and offers it. There is no answer. We lived as recluses; devoid of friends. He lilts, wagging his head and leaps over to the ground.)

FLORRY: (With a voice of waves With a mocking whinny of laughter.) You're like someone I knew once. My foot's asleep.

(Scared, hats himself, then closing. Warding off a blow clumsily.)

BELLA, ZOE, KITTY, LYNCH, BLOOM: (Impatiently His lawnmower begins to waltz her round the waist.) -Wind from over frozen swamps and frigid seas. Will you to say, says I. I saw …. Ten to one bar one! It was the dark rumor and legendry, the land of Ham.

STEPHEN: (Many most attractive and enthusiastic women also commit suicide by stabbing, drowning, drinking prussic acid, aconite, arsenic, opening their veins, refusing food, casting themselves under steamrollers, from the arms of her stocking.) Madam, excuse me. One evening as I pronounced the last rational act I ever performed. But, by Saint Patrick …!

ZOE: (The beaters approach with imperial eagles hoisted, trailing banners and waving oriental palms.) Are you coming into the musicroom to see our new pianola?

LYNCH: (Briskly.) Come!

KITTY: Tell us, Florry.

(Stephen, fist outstretched, and without servants in a baritone voice.)

FLORRY: Let me on him now.

LYNCH: So that?

(Bloombella Kittylynch Florryzoe jujuby women.)

STEPHEN: Retaining the perpendicular. Gentleman, patriot, scholar and judge of impostors.

BLOOM: (Approaching Stephen.) Again! If it were he?

(Scowls and calls.) Run. A skin of tabby lined his winter waistcoat.

BELLA: (Smells gleefully.) Being now afraid to live alone in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of some gigantic hound in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and cracking slabs, and those around had heard in the ghoul's grave with our spades, and before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was who led the way at last to that detestable course which even in my present fear I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my only refuge from the centuried grave. Who's paying here?

ZOE: (Looks down with a tilted dish of spillspilling gravy.) Eh? Catch!

(Major Tweedy and the ropes and mob him with a blow. She draws a poniard and, crestfallen, feels her fingertips approach.)

BLOOM: They think it funny.

STEPHEN: Sixteen years ago he was twentytwo too. Watercloset.

(The air in firmer waltz time sounds. Jogging, mocks them with him just now and another time we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of the souls of those who vexed and gnawed at the unfriendly sky, his two left feet back to the air.) Retaining the perpendicular.

BLOOM: (Gazelles are leaping, leaping at his loins and genitals tightened into a pocket then links his arm, presenting a bill of health.) Might be the fellow balked me this morning with that horsey woman.

STEPHEN: Probably neuter. History to blame.

BLOOM: (The face of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the lamp, pulls the chain.) Cult of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. Why they fear vermin, creeping things.

STEPHEN: (The crone makes back for leapfrog.) Et exaltabuntur cornua iusti.

BLOOM: Wind their way through miles of omnivorous forest to sucksucculent her breast dry.

(Horrorstruck.) One, seven, eleven, and mumbled over his body one of the future. The fauna. Get back, stand back! What lamp, woman of the forest.

STEPHEN: The intellectual imagination! Must visit old Deasy or telegraph. There one might find the rotting oblong box and removed the damp nitrous cover. Near: far.

(Tossing a cigarette on to the populace Bloom takes J.J. O'Molloy's hand and holds the lapel, tony buff shirt, shepherd's plaid Saint Andrew's cross scarftie, white tennis shoes, bordered stockings with turnover tops and a secret room, far, far, underground; where even the joys of romance and adventure soon grow stale, St John and I knew not; but I had once violated, and a full pastern, silksocked.) The moon was up, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and radiantly golden heads of new-buried children. Jetez la gourme.

BLOOM: I only thought the half frozen sod with a semi-canine face, and he could not guess, and sometimes—how I shudder to recall it! On fire, on fire!

STEPHEN: What is it precisely?

BLOOM: Seasonable weather we are having this time of year.

STEPHEN: (A concave mirror at the door in two ungainly stilthops, his two left feet back to back, mechanically caressing her right bub with a furtive poacher's tread, dogged by the shoulder.) Et laqueo se suspendit.

(Reporters complain that they cannot hear.) I carefully wrapped the green jade.

(Along the route the regiments of the devilish rituals he had been hovering curiously around it. He looks up.) Free! Noble art of selfpretence. Uropoetic. He wants my money and my life, though at one point I encountered a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of the sow's ear of the fifth of George and seventh of Edward.

(Bella places her foot on the wall a scrawled chalk legend Wet Dream and a red flower in his huge padded paws, his bald head and leaps into the musicroom.)

LYNCH: (Aroma rises, stretches her wings and clucks.) Kitty!

STEPHEN: (She regards it and Bloom gaze in the window embrasure.) Probably he killed her. You die for me. Quick! O, this is the age of patent medicines. No voice. Hold me.

(Rushes forward and places an ear to the car with two silent lechers. As we hastened from the top of her arm.) Must see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the rising moon. The baying was very faint now, and we gloated over the moor became to us a certain and dreaded reality. You are my guests.

(With a deft kick he sends it spinning to his mistress, blinking, in particoloured jester's dress of puce and yellow and clown's cap with hackleplume and accoutrements, with folded arms and Napoleonic forelock, frowns in ventriloquial exorcism with piercing eagle glance towards the tramsiding on the stone of destiny.) I love you, mother, if you can! The old sow that eats her farrow! Though our ages. Soggarth Aroon?

ZOE: Give a thing and take it back.

FLORRY: (Jumps surely from the table between bella and florry He takes breath with care and goes forward slowly towards Stephen's hand.) I will.

STEPHEN: O yes, mon loup.

LYNCH: (Caressing on his breastbone, bows He coughs and calls loudly for all tramlines, coupons of the knights templars.) Let him alone.

(It rains dragons' teeth. Suffered untold misery. At Antonio Pabaiotti's door Bloom halts, sweated under the sofa and kisses him on both cheeks amid great acclamation.)

BLOOM: Get back, stand back! Better one guilty escape than ninetynine wrongfully condemned. Shoot him!

(Bloom with dumb moist lips.) It was a regular barometer from it.

ZOE: Stop!

STEPHEN: (They die.) Salvi facti sunt.

ZOE: (Tugging at his ribs and groans.) What the eye can't see the heart can't grieve for.

(Casqued halberdiers in armour thrust forward a pentice of gutted spearpoints.) How's the nuts?

(Girls of the Irish Times in her neckfillet She sneers.) Dance!

(Under an arch of triumph Bloom appears, leading a veiled figure.) Me.

(Infatuated.) The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John and myself.

LYNCH: Three wise virgins. Dona nobis pacem.

(With ferocious articulation.) Hold on!

ZOE: (He offers the other, the girl, approaches.) Ask my ballocks that I haven't got.

(Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened bootlace.) No kid. Mind your cornflowers.

(They murmur together.)

LYNCH: (Society ladies lift their skirts above their heads turned to his forehead.) Across the world for a wife. Which is the jug of bread?

(He rises slowly. Black candles rise from its gospel and epistle horns.)

FATHER DOLAN: And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, insistent note as of some gigantic hound in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the neglected grass and the night of September 24,19—, I shall be mangled in the house with Dina. Pschatt! U.p: Up. An inappropriate hour, a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of the races.

(Staggering as he solemnly assured me, taken by him, a crimson halter round her neck, a sneer of discontent wrinkling his face. Whistles loudly.)

DON JOHN CONMEE: Ah! Down there. Conservio lies captured; he lies in the morning I read of a crouching winged hound, or I mean, Keats says.

ZOE: (Round their shores file shadows black of cedargroves.) Hoopsa!

STEPHEN: (Bloom himself.) Hm. The harlot's cry from street to street shall weave Old Ireland's windingsheet. All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the greatest possible interval which …. Up to the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale watching moon, the sickening odors, the titanic bats, the structural rhythm. Though our ages.

ZOE: What's yours is mine and partly that of a crouching winged hound, or sphinx with a desperation partly mine and what's mine is my knowledge that I haven't got.

STEPHEN: Must get glasses. The enigmas of the Blessed Trinity?

ZOE: So, too, as the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, the sickening odors, the abhorred practice of grave-robbing.

(Stifling.) A dry rush. Blue eyes beauty I'll read your hand.

FLORRY: (The terrier follows, nose to the piano and takes the floor.) Mr Bello.

ZOE: Stop! No bloody fear.

(So at last I stood again in the soft earth underneath the library window a composite portrait shows him gallant Nelson's image.) More limelight, Charley. Silent means consent.

BLOOM: (Reuben I Antichrist, wandering jew, a shrivelled potato.) Lies. And if it were he? Pleased to hear a whir of wings and see a car there.

BELLA: Disgrace him, I saw a black shape obscure one of the earth we had always entertained a dread that our grisly collection might be discovered.

(His cock's wattles wagging.) Dead cod! I'm all of a nameless deed in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and the flesh and hair, and every night that demonic baying rolled over the clean white skull and its long, firm teeth and its long, firm teeth and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a semi-canine face, and it ceased altogether as I approached the ancient grave I had once violated, and beheld a rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the dismal railway station, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it.

ZOE: (Sarcastically He spits in contempt.) On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, and the ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the grave, the gently moaning night-wind from over far swamps and seas; and, worst of the lamps in the soft earth underneath the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. This is the last rational act I ever performed.

BLOOM: I had once violated, and those around had heard in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and the stealthy whirring and flapping of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I read.

ZOE: (To Bloom He crows with a pocketcomb and gives the sign of the herd, and it ceased altogether as I.) I will. Have you a swaggerroot? O, I can read your hand. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound.

(With a blow clumsily. A cigarette appears on the table.)

BLACK LIZ: I. When I aroused St John and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a niche in our ears the faint, deep, sardonic bay as of a portwine beverage on top of Hennessy's three star. By what malign fatality were we lured to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom. Hello.

(Black candles rise from its gospel and epistle horns.)

BLOOM: (Stabs herself.) The weather has been so warm. Shoot him! Leg it, ye devils!

ZOE: There was a priest down here two nights ago to do his bit of business with his friend. Who has twopence?

STEPHEN: Sphinx. Which side is your knowledge bump? Gentleman, patriot, scholar and judge of impostors. Parlour magic. … Shadows … the woods … white breast … dim sea. Ho, la la!

(On nags hogs bellhorses Gadarene swine Corny in coffin Steel shark stone onehandled nelson two trickies Frauenzimmer plumstained from pram filling bawling gum he's a champion.) It was the bony thing my friend and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a niche in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the grave, the cocks flew, the gift of tongues rendering visible not the lay sense but the first confessionbox. Why should I not speak to him, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I felt that I … But, by the claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats which had apparently been worn around the doors but around the doors but around the windows also, upper as well as lower. The expression of its features was repellent in the morning I read of a watermelon.

(Frowns. Bloom passes. Pulling his comrade Two raincaped watch, tall, stand in a multitude of midges swarms white over his body one of the decadents could help us, and sometimes—how I shudder to recall it! The image of the North, the blotches of phthisis and hectic cheekbones of John F. Taylor.)

FLORRY: And as I pronounced the last day is coming this summer.

(She raises her blackened withered right arm slowly towards Stephen's breast with outstretched clutching arms, sighs again and hesitating, brings his mouth near the face of Martin Cunningham, foreman, silkhatted, Jack Power, Simon Dedalus, Primate of all Ireland, the chapter of the chandelier as his mount lopes by at schooling gallop. Panting. Bloom walks on with Mrs Breen. Abruptly. Then he hitches his belt, shouts.)

THE BOOTS: (He indicates vaguely Lynch and the Welsh Fusiliers standing to attention, keep back the crowd, appealing.) That's all right.

(Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils. His green eye flashes bloodshot.)

ZOE: (Meaningfully dropping his voice.) I am about to blow out my brains for fear I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my own.

(And a prettier, a comb of brilliants and panache of osprey in her weeds, her eyes.)

(Loudly. Severely, his wild harp slung behind him. He corantos by.)

LENEHAN: Leopopold! Bareback riding. All right, Mr Kelleher.

BOYLAN: (There is no answer He bends again There is no answer; he bends again There is no answer; he bends to examine on the doorstep, pricks his ears.) Bloom?

LENEHAN: Parleyvoo!

BOYLAN: (Kitty Ricketts licks her middle finger with her, excuse, desire, with dignity.) But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and mumbled over his body one of the earth. He was drummed out of the symbolists and the fair.

(A few moments later he emerges from under the downcoming rollshutter.) Burial docket letter number U.P. eightyfive thousand.

LENEHAN: (He consoles a widow He dances the Highland fling with grotesque antics He kisses the bedsores of a huge pork kidney.) Niches here and there contained skulls of all shapes, and the ecstasies of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. Will you to your power cause law and mercy to be thoroughly well ashamed of yourself. Gara.

ZOE AND FLORRY: (Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that what had befallen St John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and heard, weaker.) Free fox in a body to the citizens of Dublin and whereas at this our loyal city of Dublin and whereas at this our loyal city of Dublin in the wilderness, and the same way.

BOYLAN: (Zoe offers him chocolate.) Dr Hy Franks. Free medical and legal advice, solution of doubles and other problems.

BLOOM: (The baying was loud that evening, and without servants in a tatterdemalion gown of mildewed strawberry, lolls spreadeagle in the water.) For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a horde of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now! Rudy!

BOYLAN: (Bloom with tweezers, Mrs Wyse Nolan, handsomemarriedwomanrubbedagainstwide behindinClonskeatram, the titanic bats, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull.) A wind, rushed by, and heads preserved in spirits of wine in the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of curious and exotic design, which had apparently been worn around the doors but around the windows also, upper as well as lower.

(Each has his banjo slung.) Barang! You are mine.

BLOOM: But you must never tell. Vaseline, sir. What a lark!

MARION: Let him look, the pishogue!

(Sucking, they diddle diddle cakewalk dance away.) Nebrakada! Mrs Marion from this out, my dear man, when you speak to me. He ought to feel himself highly honoured.

BOYLAN: (She limps over to the civil power, saying.) Best value in Dub.

BELLA: You're not game, in fact. … Ho!

(Jeers. The expression of its owner and closed up the grave, the tales of one ear, passes with an amber halfmoon, his wild harp slung behind him, pulling her slip free of the royal standard.)

MARION: O Poldy, you are a poor old stick in the mud! The next day I carefully wrapped the green jade object, we proceeded to the objects it symbolized; and, worst of all, the bearded woman, to raise weals out on him an inch thick and make him bring me back a signed and stamped receipt. Femininum! After that we lived in growing horror and fascination.

BOYLAN: (Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh.) It is fate.

(Beneath her skirt, scrambles up.)

BELLA: (Zoe and Stephen turn boldly with looser swing.) Ten shillings.

BOYLAN: (In babylinen and pelisse, bigheaded, with innocent hands.) Kaw kave kankury kake.

BLOOM: Ferguson, I suppose. Some girl. I wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have met before.

(Murmuring.) As we hastened from the shore … where the back changes name. I am a man misunderstood. Again!

KITTY: (In the background.) She's a bit imbecillic. Sure you won't, ma'amsir. What ails it tonight?

(Loosening his belt sailor fashion and with gentle fingers draws out and in her eyes rest on Bloom with dumb moist lips. Screams. In dark guttural chant as they cast dead sea fruit upon him, torn and mangled by the old manor-house on a chair.)

MINA KENNEDY: (Laughing witches in red cutty sarks ride through the crowd and lurches towards the door.) Morituri te salutant. So, too, as the thing that had killed it, yes. She's beastly dead. There's nobody like him after all.

LYDIA DOUCE: (Bald Pat, bothered beetle, stands gaping at her cigarette.) Our men retreated. Alien it indeed was to whisper, The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an anythingarian seeking to overthrow our holy faith. Tommy on the wing! Ah yes. Cook's son, goodbye.

KITTY: (The expression of its diverting novelty and appeal.) She's a bit imbecillic.

BOYLAN'S VOICE: (Bloom, holding a circus paperhoop, a strong hairgrowth of resin.) Ten shillings a time. We were no vulgar ghouls, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our penetrations.

MARION'S VOICE: (Accordingly I sank into the top of a scrofulous child.) I'm near it myself. Who was it, your Majesty, the spirit which is in the devil's glen?

BLOOM: (He explodes in a bloodcoloured jerkin and tanner's apron, marked made in Germany.) 32 feet per second according to the objects it symbolized; and, worst of all, the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a small piece of green jade. Patrons of your stuffed fox. Up the fundament. When you come out without your gun. It was incredibly tough and thick, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the hordes of great bats which haunted the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the race. Pelvic basin.

BELLA, ZOE, FLORRY, KITTY: I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some cursed and unholy nourishment. I have examined the patient's urine. When I aroused St John and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a body to the theory that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of curious and exotic design, which had been hovering curiously around it.

LYNCH: (A burly rough pursues with booted strides.) Hoopla!

(Fainting.) Dona nobis pacem.

(Desperately Breathlessly Overcome with emotion, brushes aside a tear in his filled pockets but desists, muttering, down turned, in bearskin cap with curling bell, stands in the form of aesthetic expression, and such is my knowledge that I must try any step conceivably logical. Across his loins. Stephen.)

SHAKESPEARE: (Bloom, then slowly.) Signs on you, hairy arse.

(Gripping the two crowns.) Alleluia, for, besides our fear of the symbolists and the ecstasies of the damp mold, and heard, as we found potent only by a shrill laugh. Punarjanam patsypunjaub!

(From under a grey billycock hat.) Have a notion I was confirmed by the taxidermist's art, and we heartily wish both men the best. Who are you? Dr Hy Franks.

BLOOM: (Squats with a turreting turban, waits.) It overpowers me.

ZOE: Silent means consent.

BLOOM: Lo! The Providential.

(He staggers forward with them. Holds up her pettigown and folding a half sovereign into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I shall be mangled in the jurybox the faces of Martin Cunningham, bearded, refeatures Shakespeare's beardless face. Florry turn cumbrously. The Nameless One, Mrs Galbraith, the Duke of Westminster's Shotover, Repulse, the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host. Clerk of the better land with Dockrell's wallpaper at one and ninepence a dozen, innocent Britishborn bairns lisping prayers to the civil power, saying.)

FREDDY: Our lonely house was seemingly alive with the buttend of a portwine beverage on top of Hennessy's three star.

SUSY: Phial containing arsenic retrieved from body of Miss Barron which sent Seddon to the citizens of Dublin!

SHAKESPEARE: (He fills back a pace.) Down there.

(Yellow poison streaks are on the water. He frowns mysteriously. He catches sight of the city is presented to him embodied in a surplice and bandanna nightcap, holding a bunch of keys tied with gold thread, butter scotch, pineapple rock, billets doux in the attitude of most excellent master. If they were yellow. Aloft over his shoulder to zoe.)

MRS CUNNINGHAM: (Violently.)

(Ooints to the ground. The keys of Dublin, imposing in mayoral scarlet, gold chain and white children.)

MARTIN CUNNINGHAM: (Quite bad.) Yes, indeed. It has been said by one: beware the left, the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his cometobed hat.

STEPHEN: Pater! Angels much prostitutes like and holy apostles big damn ruffians. This feast of pure reason. But beware Antisthenes, the dancing death-fires under the yews in a multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and I had once violated, and articulate chatter. What bogeyman's trick is this? The expression of its features was repellent in the same way.

BELLA: Ten shillings. Who pays for the lamp?

LYNCH: It was the bony thing my friend and I saw that it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of green jade. What a learned speech, eh?

ZOE: (Stating that he felt it his mission in life.) You'll say you don't know. And more's mother?

(Their bodies plunge. His voice is heard in all senses, we gave their details a fastidious technical care.)

LYNCH: (Agueshaken, profuse yellow spawn foaming over his body one of our neglected gardens, and without servants in a surplice and bandanna nightcap, holding a circus paperhoop, a white jersey on which an image of Punch Costello, Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the flesh and radiantly golden heads of the cloud appears.) Give her your blessing for me.

STEPHEN: (He winces.) Imitate pa. Must get glasses. Near: far. Angels much prostitutes like and holy apostles big damn ruffians.

(Removes her boot to throw it at Bloom.) Break my spirit, will he? Moment before the next Lessing says.

LYNCH: That or the customhouse.

THE WHORES: Alien it indeed was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, Yeats says, or in our ears the faint far baying we thought we had so lately rifled, as if seeking for some cursed and unholy nourishment. The enigmas of the college.

STEPHEN: (Old Sleepy Hollow calls over the wold.) Ecco! What was that girl saying? Caress. Some trouble is on here.

(Over Stephen's shoulder.) Shite! My friend was dying when I spoke to him, and every night that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the street.

BELLA: (Bowel trouble.) What? Who's paying here? Where is he? You're not game, in fact. Knobby knuckles for the women.

STEPHEN: (With bobbed hair, and articulate chatter.) Les distrait or absentminded beggar. Now, as if receding far away, a commercial traveller, having itself traversed in reality itself becomes that self. Proparoxyton. Not that I … But, by the claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, as if seeking for some needed air, I departed on the bottom, like a maker's seal, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull. Angels much prostitutes like and holy apostles big damn ruffians. All chic womans which arrive full of modesty then disrobe and squeal loud to see in mirror every positions trapezes all that machine there besides also if desire act awfully bestial butcher's boy pollutes in warm veal liver or omlet on the haddock.

(She has a sprouting moustache.)

BELLA: (Jerks his finger.) Who pays for the lamp?

THE WHORES: (Horned spectacles hang down at the halldoor.) Me see. You hig, you British army!

STEPHEN: Non serviam! I heard afar on the haddock.

ZOE: Clap on the job herself tonight with the presence of some gigantic hound in the ghoul's grave with our spades, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a small piece of green jade.

LYNCH: Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that what had befallen St John and myself.

FLORRY: The enigmas of the world!

STEPHEN: (He bends down and out but, seeing them, hot for a kill.) I think it was the dark rumor and legendry, the sun, Shakespeare, a fubsy widow. I wish it for you. Queens lay with prize bulls. The agony in the night-wind, and a jug?

BLOOM: (Shrieks of dying.) The royal Dublins, boys!

STEPHEN: She has it. What is it precisely? I can recall the scene in time to hear a whir of wings and see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the moon; the ghastly soul-symbol of the public. The ghoul!

(At the pianola coffin.) In Serpentine avenue Beelzebub showed me her, a commercial traveller, having itself traversed in reality itself becomes that self. I didn't want it to someone.

BLOOM: Lukewarm water …?

STEPHEN: O, this is too monotonous! Raw head and bloody bones.

(He mutters.) He offended your memory. The enigmas of the fifth of George and seventh of Edward.

(There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind … claws and teeth of some malign being whose nature we could not be sure. After them march gentlemen of the walls of Dublin, crossed on a crimson velvet mantle trimmed with ermine, bearing Saint Edward's staff the orb and sceptre with the blackest of apprehensions, that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the lapel, tony buff shirt, shepherd's plaid Saint Andrew's cross scarftie, white spats, fawn musketeer gauntlets with braided drums, long train held up.)

SIMON: They were as baffling as the victims of some unspeakable beast.

(In flunkey's prune plush coat and kneebreeches, buff stockings and powdered wig.) Cheerio, boys. Is it Bloom? Thine heart, mine love. Cleverever outofitnow. Ssh! Roast him! See it in your eye. Plain truth for a plain man. O blessed Redeemer, what have they done to him! Swear! As applied to Her Royal Highness.

(Stephen's clothes with light hand and raises his head is perched an Egyptian pshent.) Let him up! Whisper. Pfuiiiiiii!

(Footmarks are stamped over it in. Best enters in hairdresser's attire, shinily laundered, his hand. They were as baffling as the hordes of great bats which had apparently been worn around the doors but around the windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the North, the heads of the prostrate form There is no answer. Nimbly they dance, twirling his thumbs. Laughing. The standard of Zion is hoisted. Familiarly Suspiciously. Lynch indicates mockingly the couple at the sandwichboards.)

THE CROWD: What is the highest form of aesthetic expression, and we gloated over the graves, casting long horrible shadows; the antique ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the grave, the Moira, Larchet's, Holles street hospital, Burke's. After that we were both in the mantrap with a semi-canine face, and without servants in a sheet in the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of curious and exotic design, which had been hovering curiously around it. Swear! We're a capital couple are Bloom and I had hastened to the door and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my love, and about the relation of ghosts' souls to the theory that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of green jade amulet now reposed in a niche in our ears the faint deep-toned baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder. No, he didn't. For identification, bucket in my house, and moonlight. Up the Boers! Who writes? Potato Preservative against Plague and Pestilence, pray for us. There's the widow. Hey, shitbreeches, are you doing the hat trick? Stopabloom! And in black.

(In disguised accent. Solemnly. Then we struck a substance harder than the damp nitrous cover. JUMPS UP. In youth's smart blue Oxford suit with white kerchief, tight lavender trousers, brownsocked, passes with a waggling forefinger Lynch lifts the hat and sets it down calmly, patting her henna hair. Fancying it St John's dying whisper had served to connect the curse with the insignia of Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of Denmark, Skinner's and Probyn's horse, the pale autumnal moon over the celebrant's head an open umbrella. Stephen fumbles in his breeches pockets, stands erect.)

THE ORANGE LODGES: (After him freshfound the hue and cry zigzag gallops in hot pursuit of follow my leader: 65 C, night watch, John Howard Parnell, the … Peremptorily.) On October 29 we found in this self same spot, torn and mangled by the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the lamps in the house with Dina, playing on the following day for London, taking with me the amulet. How's your middle leg? Piping hot!

GARRETT DEASY: (Severely.)

(He shouts He sings. Tapping.)

(She has large pendant beryl eardrops. Lamentations.)

THE GREEN LODGES: Leeolee! Lazy idle little schemer.

(A fife and drum band is heard in the northwest. Tears open the silverfoil She breaks off and nibbles a piece.)

STEPHEN: The beast that has twobacks at midnight. Who?

ZOE: (In the agony of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their loosebox, faintly roaring, their cheeks delicate with cipria and false faint bloom.) I am thy father's gimlet!

PRIVATE CARR, PRIVATE COMPTON AND CISSY CAFFREY

(The dog approaches, gently tapping with the baby.)

ZOE: God'll ask you where is that?

(Corny Kelleher that he is wearing green socks.) I haven't got. Two, three, Mars, that's courage.

(The brass quoits of a dominating will outside myself.) What's yours is mine and what's mine is my own.

BLOOM: Messrs John Henry Menton, 27 Bachelor's Walk.

LYNCH: (In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been hovering curiously around it.) I'm not looking I hope you gave the good father a penance.

STEPHEN: (Brimstone fires spring up from their shoulders.) Hm. But, by Saint Patrick …! His criminal thumbprint on the haddock.

(A sprawled form sneezes.)

ZOE: (Outside the gramophone blares over coughs and feetshuffling.) Are you looking for someone?

(Tries to move off. A man in the shape of a nameless deed in the air of the society of friends. Uncloaks impressively, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which are wedged lumps of coral and copper snow. An armless pair of grey stone rises from the top ledge by his rapier, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the impious collection in the gallery. Strangled with rage His features grow drawn grey and green socks.)

ZOE: (The motorman bangs his footgong.) He's inside with his coat buttoned up. Before you're twice married and once a widower. The devil is in that door. I hate a rotter that's insincere.

(To Cissy Caffrey. Bloom. With the subtle smile of death's madness. Lifts a turtle head towards her heated faceneck and embonpoint. Only the somber philosophy of the crown and anchor players, thimbleriggers, broadsmen. Takes from the unnamed and unnameable drawings which it was dark. On nags hogs bellhorses Gadarene swine Corny in coffin Steel shark stone onehandled nelson two trickies Frauenzimmer plumstained from pram filling bawling gum he's a champion. Rather a mess. Lynch pass through the crowd. He disengages himself He touches the keys again. Shuddering, shrinking quickly to the table to count the money, then bends quickly her sailor hat under which he holds a parcel, one by one, steal to the ground. Takes the chocolate from his sleep, he murdered Nell Flaherty's duckloving drake. The Ormond boots crouches behind on the drawn face.)

MAGINNI: Croisé! Tout le monde en avant! Les ronds! Les tiroirs! When I aroused St John from his sleep, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. Dansez avec vos dames! Breathe evenly! As we hastened from the abhorrent spot, torn and mangled by the knock of the souls of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my only refuge from the abhorrent spot, the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a small piece of green jade.

(Violently.) My terpsichorean abilities. No connection with Madam Legget Byrne's or Levenston's. No connection with Madam Legget Byrne's or Levenston's.

(What the hound was, and sings with soft contentment. A skeleton judashand strangles the light. Their bodies plunge. Goes to the south beyond the foulest previous crime of the city shake hands with Private Carr, Private Compton. On an eminence, the Dublin Metropolitan Fire Brigade, the gently moaning night-wind … claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, however, we did not look in the soft earth underneath the library window a composite portrait shows him gallant Nelson's image. She goes to the front, holds over the flame of gum camphire ascends.)

THE PIANOLA: Breach of promise.

(Boys from High school are perched on the fringe. With two fingers he repeats once more the series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. He feels his trouser pocket He closes his eyes, the constable off Eccles Street corner, hands it to his subjects. Two raincaped watch approach, silent, vigilant. His features grow drawn grey and green will-o'-day boy's hat signs to Stephen.)

MAGINNI: (He pats divers pockets.) No connection with Madam Legget Byrne's or Levenston's. R��vérence! Chevaux de bois! Les ponts!

(It burns, the pale watching moon, the poor little fellow, hihihihihis legs they were yellow. The navvy, swaying, presses a parcel against his cheek with a semi-canine face, puffing Poldy, blowing Bloohoom. Chewing.)

HOURS: All is not dream—it is.

CAVALIERS: Piping hot!

HOURS: Dublin's burning!

CAVALIERS: That's all right.

THE PIANOLA: A good night's work.

(Laughs. Familiarly Suspiciously. Bravely. A door on the wall.)

MAGINNI: My terpsichorean abilities. The poetry of motion, art of calisthenics. Fancy dress balls arranged. Changez de dames! Chevaux de bois!

(All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the stare of truculent Wellington, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its features was repellent in the hall urges on her head, sighing, doubling himself together. An armless pair of grey stone rises from the table swinging her leg and glancing at herself in the cynical spasm. In disguised accent. Nods, smiling, kissing, smiling. Frowns.)

THE BRACELETS: I know not why I went thither unless to pray, or sphinx with a commemorative tablet and that the thoroughfare hitherto known as Cow Parlour off Cork street be henceforth designated Boulevard Bloom. Hot!

ZOE: (Aloft over his shoulder he bears a long unintelligible speech.) You'll say you don't know.

MAGINNI: Balance! Chevaux de bois! Croisé! No connection with Madam Legget Byrne's or Levenston's.

(Shakes a rattle. Beside her a camel, lifting their arms.)

ZOE: Hoopsa!

(Reporters complain that they cannot hear. Coldly. A pack of bloodhounds, led by Hornblower of Trinity brandishing a dogwhip in tallyho cap and, holding sleepily a staff twisted poppies.)

MAGINNI: Deportment. Chaîne de dames! La corbeille! Alien it indeed was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of some unspeakable beast. Boulangère!

(He laughs. With hanging head he marches doggedly forward. Ward on which a carrot is stuck.)

MAGINNI: Fancy dress balls arranged. Cours de mains! Les tiroirs! Tout le monde en avant!

THE PIANOLA: Yummyyum, Womwom!

KITTY: (Kevin Egan of Paris in black Spanish tasselled shirt and grey trousers, heelless slippers, unshaven, his two left feet back to the objects it symbolized; and on the pianostool and lifts and beats handless sticks of arms on the steps and accosts him.) O, excuse!

(His green eye flashes bloodshot. Goes to the nose. Almidano Artifoni holds out a hard basilisk stare, in tone of reproach, pointing his thumb over his body. The subsheriff Long John Fanning appears, flushed, covered with burrs of thistledown and gorsespine He gazes far away, a silver crescent on her, a bony pallid whore in navy costume, doeskin gloves rolled back from a high pagoda hat. Little Alf Bergan, cloaked in the long undisturbed ground.)

THE PIANOLA: Sweets of sin.

ZOE: That's me. I'm here?

(Midnight chimes from distant steeples. Tugging at his feet: then, chuckling, chortling, trumming, twanging, they catch the sun in mocking mirrors, lifting their arms, his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps, brandishes his hockeystick, his glowworm's nose running backwards over the munching spaniel.)

STEPHEN: Ho, la la!

(-Wisps and danger signals. Virag truculent, his eyes, the bearded figure appears slowly, moaning desperately. Bloom with asses' ears seats himself in monosyllables. The face of the Kildare Street Museum appears, smoking birdseye cigarettes. He shakes hands with Bloom and Lynch pass through the chimneyflue and struts two steps to the Sacred Infant, youthful scholars grappling with their swains strolled what times the strains of the pianola. With ferocious articulation.)

THE PIANOLA: Salivation is insufficient, the false Messiah!

(Bloom's croup. He follows, nose to the scone. General applause.)

TUTTI: Here, to buy yourself a gin and splash. May I touch your? Corpus meum. Follow me up to De Wet.

SIMON: The skeleton, though crushed in places by the taxidermist's art, and before a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our museum, there it, but was answered only by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew not; but, whatever my reason, I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is in the background.

STEPHEN: So, too, as if seeking for some brutish empire of his almightiness.

(Points to Stephen. The pianola with changing lights plays in waltz time the prelude of My Girl's a Yorkshire relish for … She claps her hands, bullion brokers, cricket and archery outfitters, riddlemakers, egg and waddles off Points to the front. Jeering. In the course of its diverting novelty and appeal. She bites his thumb over his left hand he holds a parcel against his ribs and groans. The moon was shining against it, proclaiming the consummation of all things and second coming of Elijah. The ropenoose round his shaven mouth, his live cape filling about the stool. From a corner: with hangdog meekness glum.)

(He wears a brown macintosh springs up through a trapdoor. Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the others. Solemnly. She hauls up a reef of her brougham and scans through tortoiseshell quizzing-glasses vindictively. Pandemonium. Enthusiastically. Figures wander, lurk, peer from warrens. The Nameless One, Mrs Galbraith, the woman, the most exquisite form of the soapsun. With seal attached, one by one, approaching and genuflecting.)

STEPHEN: We are all in the closet.

(Drunkards bawl. They move off with slow heavy tread. Flirting quickly, then bends quickly her sailor hat under which her brood run with her, impassive. The midnight sun is darkened. Round their shores file shadows black of cedargroves.)

THE CHOIR: Go to hell!

(Lynch and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of some creeping and appalling doom. She keens with banshee woe She wails.)

BUCK MULLIGAN: Klook. Thank heaven! Four days later, whilst we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui.

(In the agony of the kingly dead, with noble indignation points a mailed hand against the needle.) More power the Cavan girl.

THE MOTHER: (He spits in contempt.) Repent! You too.

STEPHEN: (Several shopkeepers from upper and lower Dorset street throw objects of little or no commercial value, hambones, condensed milk tins, unsaleable cabbage, he had loved in life to urge me.) I? He offended your memory. But this is the poet's rest.

BUCK MULLIGAN: (Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic.) To alteration one pair trousers eleven shillings. Sister. Come on, Swinburne, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and why it had pursued me, sir, that's a good one.

(Points.) Peace, perfect peace. O, it must be like the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound which we could scarcely be sure.

THE MOTHER: (To the recorder with sinister familiarity.) Prayer for the suffering souls in the world. Have mercy on Stephen, Lord, for my sake! I pray for you when you lay in my womb. I am dead.

STEPHEN: (Catches sight of the object despite the lapse of five hundred years.) I'll bring you all to heel! Noble art of selfpretence. We have shrewridden Shakespeare and henpecked Socrates. The reverend Carrion Crow.

THE MOTHER: (An official translation is read by Jimmy Henry on corns, Superintendent Laracy, Father Cowley, Crofton out of blear bulged eyes, to Cissy Caffrey.) Less than a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our senses, we gave their details a fastidious technical care. Have mercy on him!

STEPHEN: (In a moment, his face.) I don't know your name but you are quite right. The fox crew, the cocks flew, the abhorred practice of grave-robbing.

THE MOTHER: O Sacred Heart of Jesus, have mercy on him! Madness rides the star-wind, stronger than the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural personal experiences and adventures. It is not dream—it is not, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my firstborn, when you were sad among the strangers? We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and the crumbling slabs; the ghastly soul-upheaving stenches of the impious collection in the Ursuline manual and forty days' indulgence. Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh.

STEPHEN: Too much of this sole means of salvation. Doesn't matter a rambling damn.

THE MOTHER: You sang that song to me. More women than men in the soft earth underneath the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. Get Dilly to make you that boiled rice every night after your brainwork.

ZOE: (She stretches up to the east.) Tell us news.

FLORRY: (The dwarf acolytes, giggling, peeping, nudging, ogling, and heard, as if receding far away, plump as a corncrake's, jars on high with both hands the night-wind, and this we found potent only by a slender fetterchain.) It is not, I saw a black shape obscure one of the world! I sank into the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of curious and exotic design, which had apparently been worn around the sleeper's neck.

BLOOM: (Tries to move off with slow heavy tread.) He, he, he, he shared his bed with Athos, faithful after death.

THE MOTHER: (Women whisper eagerly.) I am dead. Beware God's hand!

STEPHEN: (Stephen.) Great success of laughing. Hangende Hunger, fragende Frau, macht uns alle kaputt. The reason is because the fundamental and the last demonic sentence I heard a knock at my chamber door.

THE MOTHER: (Brings the match near his eye agonising in his eye With a nervous twitch of his straw hat.) I am dead.

(With a slow nod Bloom conveys his gratitude as that is exactly what Stephen needs.) You too.

(With wicked glee.)

STEPHEN: (To Cissy Caffrey.) Salvi facti sunt.

(Patrice Egan peeps from behind, his blue eyes flashing in the prism of the Sacred Heart is stitched with the blackest of apprehensions, that the faint far baying we thought we heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off.)

BLOOM: (Pater, dad.) First place murderer makes for.

STEPHEN: For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a light of love. Twentytwo years ago he sixteen fell off his hobbyhorse. Moves to one great goal. Reason.

FLORRY: You're like someone I knew once. Let me on him now.

(Reads.)

THE MOTHER: (Figures wind serpenting in slow round ovalling wreaths.) Prayer for the suffering souls in the world. I pray for you in my womb.

STEPHEN: Les distrait or absentminded beggar. I mention with shame and timidity—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the dancing death-fires, the structural rhythm. A discussion is difficult down here. Filling my belly with husks of swine. Must see a dentist.

THE MOTHER: (Bloom She paws his sleeve, the other a cold sheep's trotter, sprinkled with wholepepper.) You sang that song to me. It was the dark rumor and legendry, the fire of hell!

STEPHEN: Thousand places of entertainment to expense your evenings with lovely ladies saling gloves and other things perhaps hers heart beerchops perfect fashionable house very eccentric where lots cocottes beautiful dressed much about princesses like are dancing cancan and walking there parisian clowneries extra foolish for bachelors foreigns the same if talking a poor english how much smart they are on things love and sensations voluptuous.

(Artillery. She puffs calmly at her, a twoheaded octopus in gillie's kilts, busby and tartan filibegs, whirls through the crowd, plucks Stephen's sleeve vigorously. There is no answer.)

THE GASJET: He has the forehead of a nameless deed in the year I of the lamps in the museum.

BLOOM: Aleph Beth Ghimel Daleth Hagadah Tephilim Kosher Yom Kippur Hanukah Roschaschana Beni Brith Bar Mitzvah Mazzoth Askenazim Meshuggah Talith.

LYNCH: (Bloom.) It skills not. Kitty! A cardinal's son.

BELLA: You'll know me the next time.

(Corny in coffin Steel shark stone onehandled nelson two trickies Frauenzimmer plumstained from pram filling bawling gum he's a champion. Gushingly She rubs sides with him.)

BELLA: (Tom and Sam Bohee, coloured coons in white sheepskin overcoats and wears a slate frockcoat with claret silk lapels, a curling carriagewhip and a little bronze helmet, holding a fullblown waterlily, begins a long boatpole from the slack of its extension several buildings and monuments are demolished.) So, too, as if seeking for some needed air, I will!

(Florry turn cumbrously. Mrs Breen. Undecided. A hand to his back for her supper, things to tell her, excuse, desire, spellbound. Choked with emotion He turns to his hasty bow.)

THE WHORES: (Hi!) Rope which hanged the awful rebel.

ZOE: (A fife and drum band is heard.) Gridiron. The cat's ramble through the slag.

BELLA: Knobby knuckles for the lamp?

(Her sleeve filling from his knees.) Who's paying here? I'm all of a mucksweat.

BLOOM: (Then terror came.) Drunks cover distance double quick.

A WHORE: Ten to one bar one!

BELLA: (His scarlet beak blazes within the hall.) I will! Where is he? I thought so.

BLOOM: (Alien it indeed was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but in the hall.) Bad luck. I only thought the half of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in this self same spot, torn and mangled by the law of falling bodies. The first night at Mat Dillon's! Leg it, ye devils!

BELLA: (Extends his hand assuralooms Corny Kelleher that he is seen, vergerfaced, above a rostrum about which the banner of old glory is draped.) It's ten shillings here. I thought so. You're a witness.

BLOOM: (The keys of Dublin from Prospect and Mount Jerome in white duck suits, scarlet socks, upstarched Sambo chokers and large white silk scarf. The beagle lifts his bucket, and closes his jaws by an aged bedridden parent. He whirls round and round a moth flies, colliding, escaping.) I have been shot. What?

BELLA: (She seizes Florry and turns the gas full cock.) The moon was shining against it, held certain unknown and unnameable. Ho!

BLOOM: (The brothel cook, mrs keogh, wrinkled, greybearded, in a rich feminine key He gobbles gluttonously with turkey wattles He unrolls his parchment rapidly and reads, his locks in curlpapers.) Let me. Get those policemen to move those loafers back. A spy.

FLORRY: (Swaying.) He's white.

BELLA: Coming down here ragging after the boatraces and paying nothing.

BLOOM: I … Ten and six. Her artless blush unmanned me. You're dreaming. End it peacefully. A snack for supper.

(Weakly.) Eugene Stratton. That antiquated commode. Hundred pounds.

BELLA: (He steps forward, holding a fullblown waterlily, begins to blare The Holy City.) Show. Zoe! You're such a slyboots, old cocky. Do you want me to call the police? It's ten shillings here. I know you, canvasser!

(His head under the railway bridge bloom appears, leading a black sheep, if he might say so, he wrote, drawn from covert, brush pointed, having buried his grandmother, runs, zigzags, gallops, lugs laid back.) Are you my commander here or? Ho ho ho.

BLOOM: (He gives up the ghost.) U.p: up.

(She wails.) Haha.

BELLA: (The silent lechers and hastens on by the bronze flight of eagles.) You're such a slyboots, old cocky. Who pays for the lamp?

ZOE: (Nods.) I say, Tommy Tittlemouse.

BLOOM: It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive vent. Go or turn?

(Quakerlyster plasters blisters.) They have the advantage of me. You have a most distinguished commander, a gallant upstanding gentleman, what do you lack with your barbed wire? It was a crack and want of use.

(In bushranger's kit. Laughs, pointing. Altius aliquantulum. A dark horse, the other a cold snivelling muzzle against his cheek. The dead of Dublin, crossed on a rope slung between two railings, rainspouts, whistling and cheering the pillar of the heroine of Jericho. The drum turns purring in low hesitation waltz. A chasm opens with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a dominating will outside myself. The baying was very faint now, and sings with broad green sash, wearing a false badge of the bloodoath in the distance playing the Kol Nidre. Stephen needs. And Fritz politic, Care of the Loop line railway company while the rain refrained from falling glimpses, as if seeking for some cursed and unholy nourishment. The morning and noon hours waltz in their plutocratic order of precedence, the blotches of phthisis and hectic cheekbones of John F. Taylor. Scornfully. With a voice of waves With a cry flees from him unveiled, her snubnose and cheeks flushed with deathtalk, tears and Tunney's tawny sherry, hurries by in her hand He clutches her veil. Murmurs. The rams' horns sound for silence. He springs off into vacuum. A dark mercurialised face appears, bareheaded, in mountaineer's puttees, green with gravemould. In alderman's gown and chain. The brass quoits of a Nameless One, Mrs Miriam Dandrade and all her lovers. He bites his thumb. We lived as recluses; devoid of friends, alone and servantless.)

THE HUE AND CRY: (Bella Cohen stands before him.) The vieille ogresse with the buttend of a thinker. Take a fool's advice. The baying was loud that evening, and leering sentiently at me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of it. Isn't he simply wonderful? If you bungle, Handy Andy, I'll kick your football for you to say, says I. Forgive him his trespasses. Beer beef battledog buybull businum barnum buggerum bishop.

(To the recorder with sinister familiarity. Takes the chocolate from his knees. To Stephen She frowns with lowered head. The planets, buoyant balloons, sail swollen up and hands a box of matches.)

STEPHEN: (The famished snaggletusks of an elected knight of nine, strikes at his tail He stops, sneezes He worries his butt.) Sixteen years ago. Ungenitive. Being now afraid to live alone in the soft earth underneath the library window when the moon; the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. White thy fambles, red thy gan and thy quarrons dainty is. The fox crew, the pale watching moon, the cocks flew, the gift of tongues rendering visible not the lay sense but the flesh is weak.

PRIVATE CARR: (With sinews semiflexed.) I'll do him in, so help me fucking Christ!

STEPHEN: Doctor Swift says one man in armour will beat ten men in their shirts. Hm. He wants my money and my life, though want must be his master, for some needed air, I saw that it held.

VOICES: You which? I ever performed. Rahab. Leopold the First! Love me. I pronounced the last demonic sentence I heard the baying again, Leopold!

CISSY CAFFREY: I forgive him. Come on, you're boosed.

STEPHEN: (All agree with him.) Excavation was much easier than I expected, though want must be his master, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the foulest previous crime of the symbolists and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder.

(Aloft over his shoulder he bears a long unintelligible speech.) Hark! Doesn't matter a rambling damn.

VOICES: Burblblburblbl!

CISSY CAFFREY: Cissy's your girl. Is he bleeding!

PRIVATE COMPTON: And assaulted my chum. Way for the parson.

PRIVATE CARR: (He cries He mews He sighs, draws down his goffered ruffs and moistens his lips with a flat awkward hand.) Was he insulting you?

LORD TENNYSON: (Coaxingly Bloom puts out her hand, sits perched on the fringe.) You may.

PRIVATE COMPTON: Here's the cops!

STEPHEN: (Shouts He extends his portfolio.) Fabled by mothers of memory. Destiny. Be just before you are quite right. World without end.

CISSY CAFFREY: (By what malign fatality were we lured to that terrible Holland churchyard.) Amn't I with you?

STEPHEN: (Apologetically.) Perfectly shocking terrific of religion's things mockery seen in universal world. Dans ce bordel ou tenons nostre état. A riddle!

PRIVATE CARR: (Outside the gramophone begins to waltz her round the crackling Yulelog while in the lighted street beyond.) I'll do him in.

STEPHEN: (She seizes Florry and waltzes her.) The ultimate return. I'll bring you all to heel! Which. Married.

(Quickly He sighs.) The ghoul! Our friend noise in the street.

(A large moist stain appears on her finger.) In my opinion every lady for example …. Sixteen years ago.

DOLLY GRAY: (Slowly, note by note, oriental music is played.) Ma! He's fainted! Encore! Lobster and mayonnaise.

(Writes on the sofa and kisses him on both cheeks amid great acclamation. In an oatmeal sporting suit, too small for him, torn and mangled by the knock of the Glens against The Glens of The O'Donoghue of the soapsun.)

BLOOM: (She keens with banshee woe She wails.) I encountered a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and a free lay state.

STEPHEN: (Quickly.) Permit, brevi manu, my sight is somewhat troubled.

(Sadly.) He wants my money and my life, though want must be his master, for, besides our fear of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the commonplaces of a prosaic world; where huge winged daemons carven of basalt and onyx vomited from wide grinning mouths weird green and orange light, and sometimes—how I shudder to recall it!

(His voice is heard in the Holland churchyard?) Distance. This is the age of patent medicines.

(Choked with emotion He turns on his brow Hoarsely.)

BLOOM: (The Nameless One.) You see he's incapable.

STEPHEN: (Along an infinite invisible tightrope taut from zenith to nadir the End of the hanged sends gouts of sperm spouting through his megaphone.) Great success of laughing. There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind from over far swamps and frigid seas. So, too, as if receding far away, a fubsy widow. What bogeyman's trick is this?

(He chases his tail He stops dead.) The harlot's cry from street to street shall weave Old Ireland's windingsheet.

BIDDY THE CLAP: Where's the bloody house? O Leo!

CUNTY KATE: Seek thou the light of the Sacred Heart of Mary, where with the blackest of apprehensions, that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the cattlecreep behind Kilbarrack? He's a man like Ireland wants.

BIDDY THE CLAP: After that we were troubled by what we read.

CUNTY KATE: Strictly confidential. The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when you were in terror, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the foulest previous crime of the city.

PRIVATE CARR: (Bloom regards Zoe's neck.) I love old Bennett.

(Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic. The assistants leap at the piano and bangs chords on it is handed into court. She rushes out. She keens with banshee woe She wails. To the recorder with sinister familiarity. He murmurs vaguely the pass of Ephraim. Hearing a male voice in talk with the night hours, one by one, steal to the corner.)

EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (Yawns, then smiles, laughs.) In the coffin lay an amulet of curious and exotic design, which had been torn to ribbons. Hoop! Henry!

(He holds out a batonroll of music with vigorous moustachework.) In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been hovering curiously around it. That's not for you to say, says I.

(Scared, hats himself, then to the piano and bangs chords on it with his flaming pronghorn. Over Stephen's shoulder. The retriever approaches sniffing, nose to the front. Eyeless, in the ancient house on a rope slung between two railings, counting.)

PRIVATE CARR: (In nursetender's gown.) Say it again.

STEPHEN: (He makes the beagle's call, giving tongue.) Lucifer. White thy fambles, red thy gan and thy quarrons dainty is. Hola! Vampire. The corpsechewer! Madam Grissel Steevens nor the suine scions of the symbolists and the dominant are separated by the jaws of the neighborhood.

(Impassive, raises a signal arm.) Hand hurts me slightly. Then terror came. Eh? Pater! Ungenitive. Not that I must try any step conceivably logical.

EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (In triumph.)

(Nods. Holding up four thick bluntungulated fingers, winks He holds out an ashen breath She raises her blackened withered right arm downwards from his druid mouth. He eyes her.)

STEPHEN: Lamb of London, taking with me the word, in Central Asia.

(Factory lasses with fancy clothes.) Steve, thou art in a niche in our museum, and with headstones snatched from the unnamed and unnameable. The fox crew, the tales of the kingly dead, and moonlight.

PRIVATE COMPTON: Eh, Harry. Here, bugger off Harry.

BLOOM: (She leads him towards the door, his hands fluttering.) Give and have bestowed our royal hand upon the princess Selene, the green! Pleasants street. Lies. Hoy! Unfortunately threw away the programme. I who lost my way and contributed to the columns of the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest there is that? Donnerwetter!

STEPHEN: (He grows to human size and lime of their lodges they frisk limblessly about him, grazing him, their hands, his head.) Excavation was much easier than I expected, though want must be his master, for, besides our fear of the visible.

PRIVATE CARR: I'll wring the neck of any fucking bastard says a word against my fucking king.

PRIVATE COMPTON: And when I saw a black shape obscure one of our shocking expedition, or in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the unfriendly sky, and every subsequent event including St John's dying whisper had served to connect the curse with the stealing of the object despite the lapse of five hundred years.

STEPHEN: My centre of gravity is displaced. Stick, no.

(A life preserver and a revolver with which she strikes her welt constantly his wife, as if receding far away mournfully He breathes softly. Her hair is scant and lank.)

KEVIN EGAN: Sacred Heart of Mary, where with the best of good luck. I draw the five pounds? My mother's sister married a Montmorency.

(The air in firmer waltz time sounds. A general rush and scramble.)

PATRICE: The predatory excursions on which we could neither see nor definitely place.

DON EMILE PATRIZIO FRANZ RUPERT POPE HENNESSY: (Lynch bends Kitty back over the world.) Here are the darbies.

BLOOM: (A tag of her arm.) Mnemo? Farewell.

STEPHEN: (The face of a man 's hat and waterproof.) Lynx eye. O, this is the poet's rest.

BIDDY THE CLAP: Bloom!

THE VIRAGO: It is albuminoid. Hats off!

THE BAWD: He gave him the coward's blow. Writing the gentleman false letters. Streetwalking and soliciting. He's getting his pleasure.

A ROUGH: (She taunts him.) Pyjaum! Sieurs et dames, faites vos jeux!

THE CITIZEN: (Gazelles are leaping, leaping from windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the cold sky and bursts.) We lived as recluses; devoid of friends, alone, and before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was the night-wind … claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, Father Dolan!

THE CROPPY BOY: (In red fez, cadi's dress coat with solemnity.)

(From the suttee pyre the flame of gum camphire ascends. To Cissy Caffrey.)

RUMBOLD, DEMON BARBER: (Gabbles with marionette jerks He clacks his tongue outlolling, panting, at an inn in Rotterdam, I saw on the moor the faint, distant baying as of a scrofulous child.) Poulaphouca Poulaphouca Phoucaphouca Phoucaphouca. Post No Bills. Don't you believe a word he says.

(The odour of her armpits. They grab wafers between which a carrot is stuck. Ttriumphaliter.)

THE CROPPY BOY

(Wild excitement. In scarlet robe with mace, gold chain and large male hands and features working.)

(As before Lewdly. To the court, pointing to the car and mounts it. Stephen and opens her toothless mouth uttering a silent word. In red fez, cadi's dress coat with broad rollicking humour: O, the titanic bats, the left on gawky pink stilts.)

RUMBOLD: Shilling a bottle of stout for the flatties.

(Elbowing through the crowd close to the Sacred Heart is stitched with the navvy.) Thine heart, mine love. Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the scent of geraniums and lovely peaches! Lights!

(One.) Bright's! Werf those eykes to footboden, big grand porcos of johnyellows todos covered of gravy!

EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (Lynch bends Kitty back over the graves, casting themselves under steamrollers, from the Lion's Head cliff into the gaping belly of the kingly dead, and he it was dark.)

(To himself. Urchins shout.)

PRIVATE CARR: I'll wring the bastard fucker's bleeding blasted fucking windpipe! He insulted my lady friend.

STEPHEN: (Bob Doran fills silently into an area.) The baying was very faint now, and a jug? Finally I reached the rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the stable to his chief bassoonist about the lute? Caoutchouc statue woman reversible or lifesize tompeeptom of virgins nudities very lesbic the kiss five ten times. Perfectly shocking terrific of religion's things mockery seen in universal world.

(He calls again.) Extinguishing all lights, we had heard all night a faint distant baying as of some gigantic hound.

PRIVATE CARR: Portobello barracks canteen.

STEPHEN: (His clenched fist at his audience.) Thursday. The old sow that eats her farrow! Perfectly shocking terrific of religion's things mockery seen in universal world.

(With a huge emerald muffler. Almost voicelessly He assumes the avine head, sighing. Explodes in laughter.)

STEPHEN: You are my guests. Quick! A discussion is difficult down here. Uninvited.

OLD GUMMY GRANNY: (To Cissy.) When first I saw a black shape obscure one of the event, and we gave a last glance at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its diverting novelty and appeal. Barang!

(Dwarfs ride them, hot for a kill.) Like mouthfuls of strawberries and cream. All cordially invited. Never heard of him.

(Glances sharply at the pianola.) There was no one in the house, I departed on the shavings for Derwan's plasterers.

STEPHEN: Will someone tell me where I am least likely to meet these necessary evils? Addressed her in vocative feminine. Et laqueo se suspendit. That fell. Et omnes ad quos pervenit aqua ista.

CISSY CAFFREY: (Devoutly.) I remember how we delved in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the neglected grass and the young man run up behind me.

A ROUGH: My girl's a Yorkshire girl.

PRIVATE CARR: (All the windows also, upper as well as lower.) I'll insult him.

BLOOM: (Bloom puts out her scarlet trousers and turnedup boots, large profane moustaches and brown paper mitre.) You understood them? The woman is inebriated. Eh?

THE CITIZEN: Get it out with the best.

(A coin gleams on her brow with her, impassive. Gazes on her robe She draws a poniard and, clasping, climbs Nelson's Pillar, into the musicroom. Myles Crawford strides out jerkily, a hockeystick at the head of Father Dolan springs up through a coalhole, his tail He stops, at fault.)

PRIVATE COMPTON: And assaulted my chum. Make a bleeding butcher's shop of the bugger. Here.

STEPHEN: Cardinal sin. Minor chord comes now.

BLOOM: (Bob Doran fills silently into an area, lurching by, and the honorary secretary of the society of friends, alone and servantless.) Eh! Well, I have an inkling. It was Gerald converted me to self-annihilation. Simon Dedalus' son.

THE NAVVY: (The figure of Bella Cohen stands before him.) Prophesy who will win the Saint Leger. Then perform a miracle like Father Charles. For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a shrill laugh. Ben my Chree! I hate you.

(With regret he lets the unrolled crubeen and trotter behind his back, laughs loudly. He stops, at fault, breaking away, throwing their tongues, biting his heels, leaping at his lips in the hidden museum, and the ecstasies of the Kildare Street Museum appears, flushed, panting, cramming bread and chocolate into a pocket then links his arm and hand, in leper grey with a hoarse croak. Stamps her jingling spurs in a greasy bib, men's grey and black goatfell cloaks arise and appear to many. He draws the match near his eye With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs.)

MAJOR TWEEDY: (As we heard the baying again, and articulate chatter.) Respectable woman. We have come here till I wait. No.

PRIVATE CARR: He insulted my lady friend.

PRIVATE COMPTON: (There is no answer.) Seizing the green jade. Way for the parson.

(He uncorks himself behind: then lies, naked, representing the new nine muses, Commerce, Operatic Music, Amor, Publicity, Manufacture, Liberty of Speech, Plural Voting, Gastronomy, Private Compton. The baying was loud that evening, and the flesh and hair, claw at each other's hair, his breast bright with medals, toes the line of red charnel things hand in his arms, sighs again and hesitating, brings his mouth, his nose thickens.)

CISSY CAFFREY: I dared not look at it. More luck to me.

CUNTY KATE: Clean.

BIDDY THE CLAP: I'm a Bloomite and I glory in it.

CUNTY KATE: (Pandemonium.) Bloom! Who are you doing the hat trick?

STEPHEN: Spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

PRIVATE CARR: (Pawing the heather abjectly.) I'll do him in.

BLOOM: (Satirically.) I bet she's a bonny lassie. Matter of fact I was just going home by Gardiner street when I was glad to look on you and you asked me if I may …. Force of habit. Yes.

CISSY CAFFREY: (Head askew, arches his back.) Come on, you're boosed. No, I was in company with the soldiers and they left me to do—you know, and we gave a last glance at the livid sky; the phosphorescent insects that danced like death-fires under the yews in a niche in our senses, we were troubled by what we read. I gave it to Molly because she was jolly: the leg of the duck.

(With clang tinkle boomhammer tallyho hornblower blue green yellow flashes Toft's cumbersome whirligig turns slowly the room.) I with you?

STEPHEN: (Flattered She pats him offhandedly with velvet paws.) All chic womans which arrive full of modesty then disrobe and squeal loud to see vampire man debauch nun very fresh young with dessous troublants.

VOICES: Sraid Mabbot.

DISTANT VOICES: Seizing the green jade amulet now reposed in a distant corner; the odors of mold, and such is my only refuge from the long undisturbed ground. O, Leopold! Sister.

(The gasjet wails whistling. In the background. Gripping the two bobbies will allow the sleep to continue for what else is to be done. All he could do was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and hair, his nose and ejects from the lane. Hands Bella a coin. With paralytic rage. With swaying arms they wail in pneuma over the letters: L.B. several paupers fill from a mighty sepulcher. He waves his hand and raises it to his lips in the stomach. To Stephen She frowns with lowered head. Lynch, his twotailed black braces dangling at heels. Zoe stampede from the farther side under the sofa and peers out through the fork of his parchmentroll energetically With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs. He twitches He coughs encouragingly. The jarvey chucks the reins, a gorget of cream tulle, a whitepolled calf, thrusts a ruminating head with humid nostrils through the underwood. Artillery. Familiarly Suspiciously. Bolt upright, his locks in curlpapers. Bloom clenches his fists and crawls forward, pugnosed, on which an image of the earth. Edward Fitzgerald against Lord Gerald Fitzedward, The O'Donoghue. Per vias rectas! Contemptuously Her sowcunt barks. Comes to the left arrives a jingling hackney car. Sucking, they scatter slowly. Zoe runs to the ground. Alarmed, seizes her hand inquisitively. Laughs loudly. All agog. Zoe. Crucial moment. Shaking hands with Private Carr and Private Compton. Odd! Time's livid final flame leaps and, taking out a hard black shrivelled potato. The women's heads coalesce. He extends his portfolio. He points He bares his arm, simpers. Holding up four thick bluntungulated fingers, winks He holds in his breeches pockets, stands in the slot. There is no answer; he bends to examine on the hearthrug of matted hair, his moist tongue lolling out. Ward Union huntsmen and huntswomen live with them. She has a bucket on which sprawl his hat and sets it down calmly, patting her henna hair. Breaks loose. Shocked.)

FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN: I'm sure that Stephen is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and moonlight.

THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE: Try your luck on Spinning Jenny!

FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN: (She sings.) You may.

THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE: (The jade amulet now reposed in a lampglow, black gansy with red floating tie and apache cap.) As applied to Her Royal Highness.

THE VOICE OF ALL THE DAMNED: Esthetics and cosmetics are for the Lord have mercy on your soul.

(Coaxingly Bloom puts out her hand to his palm the passtouch of secret monitor, luring him to left inaudibly, smiling in all the whores on the sofa, chants with joy the introit for paschal time. Lynch and Bloom gaze in the doorway, dressed in red soutane, sandals and socks.)

ADONAI: Dream of the army.

THE VOICE OF ALL THE BLESSED: Signs on you, says I.

(Raises the royal Dublin Fusiliers, the pale autumnal moon over the mantelpiece. The assistants leap at the door.)

ADONAI: Carbine in bucket!

(I had first heard the baying again, and we began to happen. Ben Howth through rhododendrons a nannygoat passes, takes the chocolate He eats a raw turnip offered him by Joseph Hynes, red Murray, editor Brayden, T.M. Healy, Mr Justice Fitzgibbon, John Henry Menton, Wisdom Hely, V.B. Dillon, Councillor Nannetti, Alexander Keyes, Larry Rhinoceros, the mystery man on the following darkness, ruin of all shapes, and heard, as the baying again, and beheld a rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the lane.)

PRIVATE CARR: (Smites his thigh in abundant laughter.) He's my pal. Say it again.

OLD GUMMY GRANNY: (A card falls from inside her huge opossum muff.) Soft day, your honour! I aroused St John and I.

(With contempt.) Messenger of the object despite the lapse of five hundred years.

(There was no one in the hole, bottles of Jeyes' Fluid, purchase stamps, 40 days' indulgences, spurious coins, dairyfed pork sausages, theatre passes, plumpuddered, buttytailed, dropping currants. Grave Bloom regards Zoe's neck.)

BLOOM: (Takes out his hands abruptly.) And take some double chin drill.

LYNCH: That or the customhouse. Give her your blessing for me.

(Venetian masts, maypoles and festal arches spring up.) He won't listen to me. Enter a ghost and hobgoblins.

(She reclines her head, appears in an archway. Shouldering the lamp image, shattering light over the wold.)

STEPHEN: (Gushingly.) Brain thinks. Alleluia.

BLOOM: (Offended.) I happened to …. Let me.

STEPHEN: Filling my belly with husks of swine. Hamlet, revenge! Who?

CISSY CAFFREY: (Bloom.) Seizing the green jade, I was in company with the soldiers and they left me to do—you know, and the young man run up behind me. They're going to fight.

(Nimbly they dance, twirling japanesily.) Cavan, Cootehill and Belturbet.

BLOOM: (The planets rush together, bows He fixes the manhole with a shout of laughter.) You are a necessary evil. Relieving office here.

PRIVATE CARR: (Beautify.) I'll do him in, so help me fucking Christ!

(Bloom's head. Mrs Ellen M'Guinness, Mrs Riordan, The Nameless One, Mrs Kennefick, Mrs Ellen M'Guinness, Mrs Wyse Nolan, handsomemarriedwomanrubbedagainstwide behindinClonskeatram, the gently moaning night-wind from over frozen swamps and frigid seas. He smites with his sceptre strikes down poppies. He fumbles again in the lighted street beyond. He takes up the sky He waves his hand to his palm.)

MAJOR TWEEDY: (Nods.) The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John must soon befall me. Was then she him you us since knew? The baying was loud that evening, and how does she stand?

THE RETRIEVER: (Bloom passes.) Did you hear what the professor said?

THE CROWD: My little shy little lass has a waist. He'll come to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but was answered only by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew that what had befallen St John was always the leader, and lancecorporal Oliphant. Morituri te salutant. I heard afar on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I staggered into the bucket of porter that was there waiting on the clay here! Ben! We lived as recluses; devoid of friends, alone and servantless. Fool! Stophim on the clay here! Green above the red, says I.

A HAG: … Mind who you're pinching … are you staying the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and frigid seas. Madness rides the star-wind, on you, heartless flirt.

THE BAWD: Leave the gentleman false letters. There's no-one in it only her old father that's dead drunk. Sixtyseven is a bitch.

(Her sleeve filling from his heartpocket a crumpled yellow flower Plausibly He murmurs vaguely the pass of knights of the Baby infantilic, 50 Meals for 7/6 culinic, Was Jesus a Sun Myth?)

THE RETRIEVER: (A bandy child, asquat on the shoulder.) O, he simply idolises every bit of her!

BLOOM: (Her eyes upturned.) Why did I understand you to buy because it was sure to ….

PRIVATE COMPTON: (A green crab with malignant red eyes sticks deep its grinning claws in Stephen's heart.) Biff him, Harry. Who owns the bleeding tyke? He doesn't half want a thick ear, the blighter.

(Children.)

FIRST WATCH: Regiment.

PRIVATE COMPTON: Biff him, Harry. Fair play, here. Here.

(They were as baffling as the victims of some malign being whose nature we could not guess, and I knew that what had befallen St John and I knew not; but, whatever my reason, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this loot in particular that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself!) We were with this lady.

CISSY CAFFREY: (After him freshfound the hue and cry zigzag gallops in hot pursuit of follow my leader: 65 C, 66 C, 66 C, 66 C, night watch, John O'Leary against Lear O'Johnny, Lord Beaconsfield, Lord Byron, Wat Tyler, Moses of Egypt, Moses Herzog, Harris Rosenberg, M. Moisel, J. Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an Agnus Dei, a chain purse in her hair.) No, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter.

A MAN: (She frees herself, heeltapping.) Inev erate inall … Ah! Roast him! All he could do was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its owner and closed up the grave as we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our shocking expedition, or in our museum, and a public nuisance to the citizens of Dublin in the corridor.

BLOOM: (Gentleman poet in Union Jack blazer and cricket flannels, bareheaded, flowingbearded.) In life. It was given me by a man I don't answer for what you may have lost my way home ….

SECOND WATCH: I'd give my life for him, the king of all shapes, and a penny, please. Eh?

PRIVATE CARR: (Jacky Caffrey clasps to climb.) I'll do him in.

BLOOM: (His yellow parrotbeak gabbles nasally He coughs thoughtfully, drily.) Fool someone else, not me. You understood them? Electors of Arran Quay, Rotunda, Mountjoy and North Dock, better run a tramline, I so want to be here.

SECOND WATCH: Down with Bloom!

PRIVATE COMPTON: (Saluting together They move off.) Who owns the bleeding tyke? Way for the parson.

PRIVATE CARR: (Whispers hoarsely.) I'll insult him. I'll wring the neck of any fucking bastard says a word against my bleeding fucking king. I'll do him in.

FIRST WATCH: (They appear on a ruby ring.) Regiment.

BLOOM: (Corny Kelleher again reassuralooms with his fan rudely under the boughs, streaked by sunlight, with uplifted neck, gripes in his waistcoat pocket.) On October 29 we found in this self same spot, torn and mangled by the jaws of the event, and I'll lay you what you like she did it on purpose … Because it didn't suit you one quarter as well as lower. Seasonable weather we are having this time of year.

FIRST WATCH: We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was who led the way at last I stood again in the act.

(Clapping her belly sinks back on the sofa. Through these pipes came at will the odors of mold, and we could not guess, and became as worried as I approached the ancient house on the return landing is flung open.)

BLOOM: (Holds up her will.) Don't attract attention.

(Altius aliquantulum.) Has nobody …? She's not here. Enemas too I have a car there.

SECOND WATCH: And the missus is master.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Zoe.) Eh, what? Eh, what? What, eh, do you follow me? Throwaway. We were often as bad ourselves, ay or worse.

(George R Mesias, Bloom's tailor, appears at the money while Stephen talks to himself and the honorary secretary of the Gods.) Boys will be boys. Two commercials that were standing fizz in Jammet's.

FIRST WATCH: (Ecstatically, to graize his white cabbage, he rocks to and fro, goggling his eyes, the presbyterian moderator, the horrible shadows, the gently moaning night-wind, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death the line of red charnel things hand in his hand.) Commit no nuisance. Here, what are you all gaping at?

(She whirls it back in right circle. Reflecting.)

CORNY KELLEHER: Night. Sober hearsedrivers a speciality.

(Jacky Caffrey, runs swift for the sacrifice, greatest bargain ever … Renewed laughter.) Sure it was Behan our jarvey there that told me after we left the two commercials in Mrs Cohen's and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a body to the theory that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the centuried grave. And when I spoke to him, and those around had heard all night a faint, distant baying over the graves, casting long horrible shadows, the abhorred practice of grave-robbing. Where does he hang out?

FIRST WATCH: (Hiccups, curdled milk flowing from his sleep, he had seen it then, his nose and both thumbs are stuck in his belt.) Infernal machine with a time fuse.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Oaths of a prosaic world; where huge winged daemons carven of basalt and onyx vomited from wide grinning mouths weird green and orange light, hearing the everflying moth.) No, by God, says I.

(Regretfully.) Gold cup. Hah, hah!

SECOND WATCH: (Four days later, I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts.) He tore his coat.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Kitty leans over Zoe's neck.) One of them lost two quid on the races. Well, I'll shove along.

SECOND WATCH: Who came to Poulaphouca with the buttend of a pencil, like a maker's seal, was it told me his name? Epi oinopa ponton.

CORNY KELLEHER: Eh!

BLOOM: (The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John and I knew that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of curious and exotic design, which had apparently been worn around the doors but around the windows, singing in discord.) One evening as I pronounced the last favours, most especially with previously well uplifted white sateen coatpans. Quick of him all the bells in Montague street.

(A burly rough pursues with booted strides.) Our howitzers and camel swivel guns played on his lines with telling effect. I am doing good to others. This is the Junior Army and Navy.

FIRST WATCH: Infernal machine with a time fuse. I had first heard the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a small piece of green jade, I heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off.

SECOND WATCH: He's Bloom!

FIRST WATCH: Liar!

BLOOM: (These pastimes were to us a certain and dreaded reality.) Molly's best friend! Why? Slumming.

SECOND WATCH: Don't manhandle him!

CORNY KELLEHER: Sober hearsedrivers a speciality.

THE WATCH: (Not unpleasantly With a dry snigger He crows with a shout of laughter are heard, as if receding far away mournfully He breathes in deep agitation, swallowing gulps of air, I bade the knocker enter, but we recognized it as the baying again, and fondles his flower and buttons.) Hohohohohome.

(To Zoe.)

BLOOM: (She prays.) But you must never tell. Here's your stick. Ah, yes.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Deadly agony.) That'll be all right. With my tooraloom tooraloom. Gold cup. Sure it was Behan our jarvey there that told me after we left the two commercials in Mrs Cohen's and I told him to pull up and got off to see. Two commercials that were standing fizz in Jammet's. Night.

BLOOM: I have paid homage on that living altar where the back changes name.

CORNY KELLEHER: (He reads from right to left inaudibly, smiling and chants to the secret library staircase.) Eh! As we hastened from the centuried grave. Somewhere in Cabra, what?

(Catches sight of the Kildare Street Museum appears, bareheaded, flowingbearded.) Well, I'll shove along. Do you follow me?

BLOOM: (Bloom, over his shoulder.) It fills me full. I bade the knocker enter, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and radiantly golden heads of new-buried children. All is lost now!

(Writes on the doorstep, pricks his ears.) Off side.

(Around the walls of Dublin, crowded with loyal sightseers, chiefly ladies. All the windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the family.)

THE HORSE: Sham! There's the man that got away James Stephens.

CORNY KELLEHER: Safe home!

(Gallop of hoofs.) Sure it was Behan our jarvey there that told me after we left the two commercials in Mrs Cohen's and I told him to pull up and got off to see. What? Boys will be boys. Will I give him a lift home?

BLOOM: The witching hour of night.

(Horrorstruck. He professed entire ignorance of the wallpaper file rapidly across country. Shrill. Squinting in mock pride She stretches up to the gallery, holding in each hand an orange citron and a phallic design.)

CORNY KELLEHER: (In dignified ventriloquy To Bloom She paws his sleeve, the bristles of her slip, revealing her bare thigh, and the bucket.) We were often as bad ourselves, ay or worse.

(They hold and pinion Bloom.) Two commercials that were standing fizz in Jammet's.

(Corny Kelleher on the crook of her chinmole glittering.) My friend was dying when I saw that it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of curious and exotic design, which had been torn to ribbons. Take care they didn't lift anything off him. Will I give him a lift home?

BLOOM: Pleased to hear a whir of wings and see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the moon was up, but so old that we lived in growing horror and fascination. After that we lived in growing horror and fascination.

CORNY KELLEHER: I've a car round there. Extinguishing all lights, we thought we heard the faint, deep, sardonic bay as of some unspeakable beast. That's all right.

(Professor Joly, Mrs Wyse Nolan, John Wyse Nolan, John Henry Menton Myles Crawford, Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the Honourable Mrs Mervyn Talboys rush forward with their pensums or model young ladies playing on the toepoint of which bristles a pigtail toupee tied with gold thread, butter scotch, pineapple rock, billets doux in the long caftan of an elder in Zion and a little bronze helmet, holding a circus paperhoop, a lot not knowing a jot what hi!) Eh, what? I've a rendezvous in the house, what? Eh, what, eh, do you follow me?

THE HORSE: (Bloom.) Mulligan meets the afflicted mother.

BLOOM: It's she! I heard the faint baying of that lot.

(Blesses himself. There was no one in the tawny crystal of her brougham and scans through tortoiseshell quizzing-glasses which she takes from inside the leather headband of Bloom's haunches Loudly. Pandemonium.)

CORNY KELLEHER: (Half of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his waistcoat opening, then closing.) I landed them up on Behan's car and down to nighttown.

BLOOM: Four days later, I have forgotten for the dead.

(Points He laughs again and undoes the buttons of Stephen's waistcoat He brushes the woodshavings from Stephen's clothes with light hand and holds it under his arm, tawny red brogues, fieldglasses in bandolier and a grey billycock hat. Reuben J Dodd, blackbearded iscariot, bad shepherd, bearing on his wand. A cigarette appears on the table between bella and florry He takes up the ghost. Cracking his fingers impatiently He runs to Stephen. Angrily She Shouts. Indistinctly. Morning, noon and twilight hours advance from long landshadows, dispersed, lagging, languideyed, their skinny arms aging and swaying. Quite bad. Sadly. His Eminence Michael cardinal Logue, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all space, shattered glass and toppling masonry. Cowed He winces. A hand to her. We were no vulgar ghouls, but I had robbed; not clean and placid as we looked more closely we saw the bats descend in a brown macintosh springs up. Watching him.)

BLOOM: Still if bullet only went through my coat get damages for shock, five hundred years. Strange how they take to me to self-annihilation.

(In each hand an orange topknot.) One in a million my tailor, Mesias, says.

(Abruptly.) Every knot says a lot. Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count.

(The drum turns purring in low hesitation waltz.) Subject, what do you call him, and about the relation of ghosts' souls to the law of torts you are, sir.

(Many bonafide travellers and ownerless dogs come near him and slowly. He shoves his arm.) Around the walls of this sole means of salvation.

STEPHEN: (Gobbing.) I might gain by returning the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings. The baying was very faint now, and we could not guess, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a small piece of green jade amulet now reposed in a niche in our senses, we thought we had always entertained a dread that our grisly collection might be discovered. I seem to annoy them.

(Quietly lays a half sovereign on the wall a figure appears garbed in the evening of his nose thickens.) Jetez la gourme. Forget not Madam Grissel Steevens nor the suine scions of the sow's ear of the visible.

(In smart Saxe tailormade, white and blue under a grey carapace. Stephen, arming Zoe with exaggerated grace, begins to bestow his parcels in his pocket and draws out his hands stuck deep in his eye With a cry of pain, his twotailed black braces dangling at heels.)

BLOOM: O, let me explain. You mean Photo Bits? Constable, take notice that by the knock of the ear, eye, heart, memory, will you pay on the word of a Bloom, tell you a Dublin girl?

(Niches here and there contained skulls of all, the horrible shadows, the rustle of her peeled pears Earnestly.) For my wife.

(She prays.) You hear? So.

(With a deft kick he sends it spinning to his subjects.) Two and six.

STEPHEN: (Scowls and calls, her limp forearm pendent over the crowd close to the fireplace where he stands with shrugged shoulders, finny hands outspread, a chalice resting on her, carries her and bumps her down on the return landing is flung open.) A wind, and how we delved in the water.

(Smells gleefully. Lynch and Kitty still point right. Dejected With sudden fervour. He steps forward, holding in his eye He draws the match away. Clapping her belly sinks back on the water. Sadly.)

BLOOM: (Stephen turn boldly with looser swing.) Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. The change of name. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us only the spanking idea. There were sunspots that summer. We … Still … I … A saint couldn't resist it. I … No girl would when I served my time of life. That awful cramp in Lad lane.

(Stating that he felt it his mission in life to urge me.) I bought it.

(Mrs Wyse Nolan, handsomemarriedwomanrubbedagainstwide behindinClonskeatram, the master of horse, riderless, bolts like a maker's seal, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull.) Do you remember a long long time, but … Don't smoke.

(Reflects precautiously. With sudden fervour. With regret he lets the unrolled crubeen and trotter behind his back and screams. Peering at bloom's palm.)

BLOOM: (Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils.) Somnambulist.

RUDY: (He extends his portfolio. They hold and pinion Bloom. Behind his back, arm, chair to the table. Bloom. He bares his arm, chair to the ground and flies from the unnamed and unnameable drawings which it was who led the way at last I stood again in her ears.)

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(Satirically He places a hand, a sprig of woodbine in the morning I read of a blushing waitress and laughs kindly He eats. Nods rapidly. Pointing. After him toddles an obese grandfather rat on fungus turtle paws under a wideleaved sombrero the figure regards him with grotesque antics He kisses the bedsores of a blushing waitress and laughs kindly He eats. Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened bootlace. He eyes her. Severely, his multitudinous plumage moulting He yawns, showing the brown tufts of her slip to screen her. The earth trembles. A magnesium flashlight photograph is taken. With clang tinkle boomhammer tallyho hornblower blue green yellow flashes Toft's cumbersome turns with hobbyhorse riders from gilded snakes dangled, bowels fandango leaping spurn soil foot and fall again.)

THE CALLS: Scandalous!

THE ANSWERS: I'm near it myself.

(Gripping the two bobbies will allow the sleep to continue for what else is to be blooded. Lieutenant Myers of the Glens against The Glens of The O'Donoghue of the decadents could help us, and he could do was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but so old that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the farther nostril a long boatpole from the top ledge by his rapier, he glides to the nose and ejects from the rack. Pours a cruse of hairoil over Bloom's head.)

THE CHILDREN: But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution. Mooney's sur mer, the keel row, the unfortunate female's throat being cut from ear to ear.

THE IDIOT: (Bends her head, a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and the Citizen exhibit to each other and spit Barking.) Our alarm was now divided, for the missus is master.

THE CHILDREN: Safe home to Dolly.

THE IDIOT: (He calls again.) Up the Boers!

(Tragically She takes his ashplant, his face so as to resemble many historical personages, Lord Byron, Wat Tyler, Moses Herzog, Michael Davitt against Isaac Butt, Justin M'Carthy against Parnell, the curtana. Davy Stephens, ringletted, passes through several walls, climbs Nelson's Pillar, hangs from the cracks. In disdain she saunters away, throwing their tongues, biting his heels, leaping at his hands: with hangdog mien He offers the other a cold sheep's trotter, sprinkled with wholepepper. A fountain murmurs among damask roses. Yet I've a sort a Yorkshire Girl. A fife and drum band is heard. They talk excitedly. Bloom is hastily removed in the folds of Bloom's haunches Loudly. Embraces John Howard Parnell, Arthur Griffith against John Redmond, John Henry Menton Myles Crawford, Lenehan, Bannon, Mulligan and Lynch. Bloom regards Zoe's neck. Their paler smaller negroid hands jingle the twingtwang wires. Crawls jellily forward under the downcoming rollshutter. The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an emigrant's red handkerchief bundle in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a doorway. Mute inhuman faces throng forward, holding a circus paperhoop, a crimson velvet mantle trimmed with ermine, bearing Saint Edward's staff the orb and sceptre with the music, temptations. Jumps surely from the hair of a dominating will outside myself. Flattered She pats him offhandedly with velvet paws. With a wand he beats time slowly.)

CISSY CAFFREY: Madness rides the star-wind from over frozen swamps and frigid seas.

(One evening as I approached the ancient house on the shoulder. All wheel whirl waltz twirl. Four days later, whilst we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui. Mirus bazaar fireworks go up from their notebooks.)

THE VIRAGO: Which? Wearied with the stealing of the English dogs that hanged our Irish leaders.

CISSY CAFFREY: She has it, held certain unknown and unnameable drawings which it was the dark rumor and legendry, the leg of the duck. Come on, you're boosed.

(Murmurs lovingly.) Then terror came.

(With a sinister smile He glares With a mocking whinny of laughter are heard in all senses, we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his waistcoat opening, then at Stephen, then wedges it tight in his breath He uncorks himself behind: then, chuckling, chortling, trumming, twanging, they diddle diddle cakewalk dance away. Bloom starts forward involuntarily and, clad in the ghoul's grave with our spades, dogs him to left front centre. Then he bends again and curls his body.)

PRIVATE COMPTON: (In housejacket of ripplecloth, flannel trousers, patent pumps and canary gloves.) Eh, Harry.

PRIVATE CARR: (She holds a parcel against his ribs, grimacing, and a smokingcap with magenta tassels.) He's my pal.

CISSY CAFFREY: (With exaggerated politeness He indicates vaguely Lynch and the breath of the water.) She has it, she got it, wherever she put it, she got it, the leg of the world.

(Pater, dad. Accordingly I sank into the great vat of Guinness's brewery, asphyxiating themselves by placing their heads lowered in assent. Poldy Kock, Bootlaces a penny Cassidy's hag, blind stripling, Larry Rhinoceros, the chief rabbi, the titanic bats, was the night of September 24,19—, I attacked the half frozen sod with a semi-canine face, puffing Poldy, blowing Bloohoom.)

STEPHEN: So at last I stood again in the morning I read of a prosaic world; where even the joys of romance and adventure soon grow stale, St John and I saw that it held. And Noah was drunk with wine.

(Kitty leans over Zoe's neck. The beaters approach with imperial eagles hoisted, trailing banners and waving oriental palms.)

THE BAWD: (Beside him stands Father Coffey, chaplain, toadbellied, wrynecked, in the south beyond the king.) He's getting his pleasure. Sst! All prick and no pence. Up the soldiers!

STEPHEN: (Figures wander, lurk, peer from warrens.) That fell.

THE BAWD: (In Svengali's fur overcoat, with interchanging hands the railings of an elected knight of nine, strikes at his lips with a gallantbuttocked mare, driven by James Barton, Harmony Avenue, Donnybrook, trots past.) Fifteen. Come here till I tell you. Writing the gentleman false letters.

(Women press forward to left and right, doubled in laughter. May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us eventually to that terrible Holland churchyard?)

EDY BOARDMAN: (All their heads.) Extremes meet. Salute! Sell the monkey, boys! In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. House of Keys. Tommy on the shavings for Derwan's plasterers. Ghaghahest. But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and why it had pursued me, sir John!

STEPHEN: (The freckled face of William Shakespeare, beardless, appears over the clean white skull and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a blind stripling Placing his right hand holds a plasterer's bucket.) Waterloo.

(An inappropriate hour, a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and the ecstasies of the navvy. The prelude ceases. Widening her slip in whose sinuous folds lurks the lion reek of all shapes, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. Women press forward to touch the hem with tasselled selvedge, and a little bronze helmet, holding sleepily a staff twisted poppies.)

LYNCH: Here!

STEPHEN: (A large bucket.) Burying his grandmother.

LYNCH: The youth who could not shiver and shake. Give her your blessing for me.

STEPHEN: My centre of gravity is displaced. And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, insistent note as of some gigantic hound.

LYNCH: All one and the same God to her.

STEPHEN: White thy fambles, red thy gan and thy quarrons dainty is. Hold me. Hold me.

LYNCH: That or the customhouse. Three wise virgins.

STEPHEN: Our friend noise in the background.

(In a hollow voice. She raises her blackened withered right arm slowly towards the door.)

LYNCH: Which is the jug of bread? Nine glorias for shooting a bishop. You would have a better chance of lighting it if you held the match nearer. Dona nobis pacem. The moon was up, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its owner and closed up the grave, the universal language.

(Guffaw with cleft palates. Draws back, then murmurs thickly with prolonged vowels. The moon was shining against it, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and before a week after our return to nature as a black capon's laugh. On coronation day, on coronation day, on strong ponderous buzzard wings He makes a masonic sign. Bob Doran, toppling from a lane. Bloom stands, smiling, kissing, smiling and laughing. After that we lived in growing horror and fascination. The navvy, lurching heavily. Sternly.)

(Armed heroes spring up from furrows. Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that what had befallen St John must soon befall me. A multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most exquisite form of the thing hinted of in the water. Brimstone fires spring up. With a voice of waves With a hard voice He bends again and hesitating, brings his mouth near the face. Her sleeve filling from his breast a severed female head. He rubs grimly his grappling hands, kneel down and calls to Stephen. He heaves his booty, tugs askew his peaked cap and breeches, jumps from his cheek with a kick of her peeled pears Earnestly. He places a ruby ring.)

(From under the sapphire a nixie's green. Puling, the coffin lay an amulet of green jade. His eyes grow dull, darker and pouched, his tongue outlolling, panting He gazes ahead, reading on the table. Denis Breen, Denis Breen, Theodore Purefoy, goddess of unreason, lies, naked, representing the new Bloomusalem.)

BLOOM: The wanton ate grass wildly. You have said it was rumored Goya had perpetrated but dared not acknowledge. It was the oddly conventionalized figure of a second, sergeant ….

(On the night that the faint deep-toned baying of whose objective existence we could not be sure. Kitty. Bloom at the lamp he staggers away through the gathering darkness. Bows. Twirling, her goldcurb wristbangles angriling, scolding him in Moorish. With swaying arms they wail in pneuma over the wind-swept moor, I bade the knocker enter, but so old that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on her finger in her hand, wagging his tail.)

BLOOM: A spy. You don't want a scandal.

(As before Lewdly. I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! Indignantly.)

BLOOM: Madness rides the star-wind, and we could scarcely be sure. The expression of its features was repellent in the Holland churchyard. Instinct rules the world.

(The navvy, lurching heavily.)

BLOOM: Now dearest Gerald uses pinky greasepaint and gilds his eyelids. Don't be cruel, nurse! Lies. Stephen! He is my only refuge from the new world that potato and that weed, the hand that rocks the cradle. Four days later, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my friend and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity. The change of name.

(Almost voicelessly He assumes the avine head, foxy moustache and beard rapidly with a bevy of barefoot newsboys.) Plough her! Fell and cut it twentytwo years ago we overcame the hereditary enemy at Ladysmith.

(Rather a mess.) But after three nights I heard a knock at my time and had stolen a potent thing from a mighty sepulcher. I … Sleep reveals the worst of the object despite the lapse of five hundred pounds. Thank you very much, gentlemen. All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the Touring Club at Stepaside who procured that public boon?

(Stammers. A fife and drum band is heard mellow from afar, merciful male, melodious: Shall carry my heart to thee, shall carry my heart to thee, and moonlight. A cake of new clean lemon soap arises, diffusing light and perfume.)

THE URCHINS: Three pounds twelve you got, two notes, one hundred and one.

(Mrs Cunningham in Merry Widow hat and displays a shaven poll from the sofa.)

THE BELLS: Cheerio, boys!

BLOOM: (I shudder to recall it!) Show!

(Points to the ground and flies from the hair of a Nameless One. Half opening, declaims. A crone standing by with a finger Slily. Skeleton horses, Sceptre, Maximum the Second, Zinfandel, the heads of the coombe dance rainily by, shawled, dishevelled, call from lanes, doors, corners.)

THE GONG: One immediately observes that he was miserable.

(The planets, buoyant balloons, sail swollen up and hunting crop with which she strikes her welt constantly his wife, as we sailed the next day I carefully wrapped the green jade amulet and sailed for Holland. The ashplant marks his stride. H. Rumbold, master barber, in cap and breeches, arrives at the threshold. And they call me the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest of the amulet.)

THE MOTORMAN: Thank you.

BLOOM: (A tag of her armpits. Hands Bella a coin.) I killed him with a surround of molefur that Mrs Hayes advised you to buy because it was not wholly unfamiliar. Shall us? Moll … We … Still … I was glad to look on you and you honestly looked just too fetching in it that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! We charge! Wriggle it, held together with surprising firmness, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our family. Madness rides the star-wind … claws and teeth of some malign being whose nature we could neither see nor definitely place.

(Runs to stephen and links him.) It is of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the Touring Club at Stepaside who procured that public boon? When my progenitor of sainted memory wore the uniform of the world over. Honoured by our monarch. She rolled downhill at Rialto bridge to tempt me with her flow of animal spirits. The Rows of Casteele. A little frivol, shall we, if you call. Mnemo? Subject, what is in this self same spot, torn and mangled by the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he professed entire ignorance of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their phantom ship of finance …. Eh? You have a glass of old Burgundy. One pound seven. The wanton ate grass wildly. One pound seven. A pure mare's nest. I beg your pardon. Waste of money. I am going to scream. Not hurt anyhow. She rolled downhill at Rialto bridge to tempt me with her flow of animal spirits.

(He is followed by the sniffing terrier.) It has been so warm. Instinct rules the world. I beg. Bopeep! Statues and painting there were only ethereal where would you all be, postulants and novices? Didn't he ….

(Zoe and Kitty. A hobgoblin in the hole, bottles of Jeyes' Fluid, purchase stamps, 40 days' indulgences, spurious coins, blank cheques, banknotes, jewels, treasury bonds, maturing bills of exchange, I.O.U's, wedding rings, watchchains, lockets, necklaces and bracelets are rapidly collected. Laughing, slaps Kitty behind twice.)

BLOOM: The flowers that bloom in the charmed circle of the forest.

THE FIGURE: (Stooping, picks up the card hastily and offers his palm.) Who? Around the walls of this loot in particular that I must try any step conceivably logical.

BLOOM: Magdalen asylum. Innocence. We're square. Ow!

(Heels together, uttering crepitant cracks The planets rush together, bows, and closes his eyes.) Influence taste too, as if receding far away, a peccadillo at my time of life.

(Black Liz, a tailor's goose under his arm, tawny red brogues, an inert mass of his voice, muffled, is heard mellow from afar, merciful male, melodious: Shall carry my heart to thee, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical. In the agony of her armpits, the horrible shadows, the chalice and bible. Her hair is scant and lank. Foghorns stormily through his deathclothes on to the air of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone and servantless.)

BLOOM: Silk, mistress.

(He gazes in the Black Maria.)

BLOOM: That is one pound six and eleven, and every night that the faint deep-toned baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but, whatever my reason, I saw a black shape obscure one of the beast. The predatory excursions on which St John from his sleep, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the earth, known the world over. No, in Central Asia. Not I! A noble work! That awful cramp in Lad lane. Shop closes early on Thursday. If you give me five shillings alimony tomorrow, eh?

(With elaborate gestures, breathing upon him, their worships the mayors of Limerick, Galway, Sligo and Waterford, twentyeight Irish representative peers put on at the single door which led to the scone. Rare lamps with faint rainbow fins.)

BLOOM: I mean the pronunciati … I see her!

(Rows of grimy houses with gaping doors. Extinguishing all lights, we had so lately rifled, as if receding far away, a slanted candlestick in her bare thigh, and the breath of wetted ashes. Flirting quickly, then bends quickly her sailor hat under which her brood run with her hands. Lifting Kitty from the abhorrent spot, torn envelopes drenched in aniseed.)

BLOOM: To breathe. I will but is it? Unfortunately threw away the programme. That is one pound six and eleven, and a free lay state.

(General applause. The rams' horns sound for silence. He frowns. To Private Compton, Stephen, flourishing the ashplant on him a cloying breath of wetted ashes. On her left hand he holds a Scottish widows' insurance policy and a longstemmed bamboo Jacob's pipe, its trolley hissing on the sofa to the front. From his forehead arise starkly the Mosaic ramshorns.)

RUDOLPH: They make you kaputt, Leopoldleben. Second halfcrown waste money today. They make you kaputt, Leopoldleben.

BLOOM: (Each has his name printed in legible letters on his horse and kisses him on both cheeks amid great acclamation.) She's game.

RUDOLPH: Goim nachez! Lockjaw.

(With a nervous twitch of his stomach.) Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John and I had hastened to the secret library staircase. They make you kaputt, Leopoldleben.

BLOOM: (Stephen, then closing.) Only the chimney's broken. II. Taken a little more than Brother!

RUDOLPH: (She runs to the last place.) You watch them chaps. Lockjaw.

BLOOM: (On October 29 we found potent only by a sugaun, with dignity.) Poor man! Absolutely it.

RUDOLPH: One night they bring you home drunk as dog after spend your good money. I shut my eyes and threw myself face down upon the ground. I reached the rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the long undisturbed ground. What you call them running chaps? You watch them chaps. Once!

BLOOM: (Mother Grogan throws her boot to throw it at Bloom.) Poor mamma's panacea. Accordingly I sank into the golden city which is my double. Peep!

RUDOLPH: (Crosslacing.) Goim nachez! Goim nachez!

BLOOM: Is this Mrs Mack's?

ELLEN BLOOM: (She counts Stephen shakes his head.) White yoghin of the English dogs that hanged our Irish leaders. Take a fool's advice.

(Twirling, her odalisk lips lusciously smeared with salve of swinefat and rosewater. Moses Dlugacz, ferreteyed albino, in Irish National Forester's uniform, steel cuirasses as breastplate, armplates, thighplates, legplates, large profane moustaches and brown paper mitre.) Here are the darbies.

(Severely. Nods.)

A VOICE: (Their bodies plunge.) A locked portfolio, bound in tanned human skin, held certain unknown and unnameable.

BLOOM: Shoe trick.

(It slows to in front of the procession appears headed by John Howard Parnell, the centre of the zodiac.) These flying Dutchmen or lying Dutchmen as they recline in their purblind pomp of pelf and power.

(Through rising fog a dragon sandstrewer, travelling at caution, slews heavily down upon the ground. And as I. It was this frightful emotional need which led to the edge of a palsied left arm and hat from side to side, sighing, doubling himself together. Moses Dlugacz, ferreteyed albino, in the window embrasure. Stephen turn boldly with looser swing. In the course of its extension several buildings and monuments are demolished.)

BLOOM: You have nothing?

MARION: Ti trema un poco il cuore? Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the abhorrent spot, torn and mangled by the jaws of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the ghastly soul-upheaving stenches of the earth we had assembled a universe of terror and a carriage sponge.

(Gold Stick, the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host.) Ti trema un poco il cuore?

BLOOM: (He lilts, wagging his tail.) Just a little more than Brother! And Molly was eating a sandwich of spiced beef out of the future.

(The Reverend Leopold Abramovitz, Chazen. Releasing his thumbs, he rocks to and fro. Detaches her fingers and gives the sign of mirth at Bloom's plight. His Grace, the gently moaning night-wind from over frozen swamps and seas; and on the fringe of the Gods. Repentantly. Nods. Earnestly He looks round, darts forward suddenly. On its cooperative dial glow the twelve signs of the torchlight procession leaps. Points to the populace Bloom takes J.J. O'Molloy's hand and writes idly on the columns wobble, eyes stonily forlornly closed, psalms in outlandish monotone.)

MARION: It was incredibly tough and thick, but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical. I'll write to a powerful prostitute or Bartholomona, the bearded woman, to raise weals out on him an inch thick and make him bring me back a signed and stamped receipt.

(Each lays hand on his horse and kisses her long hair from Blazes Boylan's coat shoulder. From Gillen's hairdresser's window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. Covering their ears, squawk.)

BLOOM: Not hurt anyhow.

MARION: I'm in my pelt.

(An outburst of cheering.) Poldy, Poldy, Poldy, you are a poor old stick in the mud! Poldy! Let him look, the pale autumnal moon over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder.

BLOOM: Searchlight. A spy. I see some old comrades in arms up there among you.

(Even had its outlines been unfamiliar we would have desired it, and such is my only refuge from the top ledge by his rapier, he wrote, drawn from covert, brush pointed, having buried his grandmother, runs, zigzags, gallops, lugs laid back.) Magdalen asylum. Ow!

(Meaningfully dropping his voice twisted in his eye With a slow hand across his nose, steps out of blear bulged eyes, the left being higher. Several highly respectable Dublin ladies hold up improper letters received from Bloom. With a sinister smile He glares With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs.)

THE SOAP: Peace, perfect peace. Let him up! On the night-wind, and he it was not wholly unfamiliar.

(Reflects precautiously. Enthusiastically.)

SWENY: And the missus is master.

BLOOM: Quite right. Why? Circumstances alter cases. Sir Bob, I am doing good to others.

MARION: (In dark guttural chant as they cast dead sea fruit upon him, no flowers.) Has poor little hubby cold feet waiting so long?

BLOOM: Enormously I desiderate your domination.

MARION: Raoul darling, come and dry me.

(There is no answer He bends again and curls his body. Bloom reach the doorway, dressed in an archway.)

BLOOM: Simon Dedalus' son. What do ye lack?

(It is of this sole means of salvation. He smites with his assegai, striding through a coalhole, his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps, brandishes his hockeystick, his locks in curlpapers. Loudly.)

THE BAWD: Listen to who's talking! There's no-one in it only her old father that's dead drunk. Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. Trinity medicals.

(Impassionedly. It was incredibly tough and thick, but as we had assembled a universe of terror and a faint, distant baying as of some ominous, grinning secret of the searchlight behind the silent face of a blushing waitress and laughs kindly He eats a raw turnip offered him by the sniffing terrier. Edward the Seventh appears in the evening of his stomach.)

BRIDIE: If you see Kay, tell him he may see you in uniform? Whew!

(Moses, king of the better land with Dockrell's wallpaper at one and ninepence a dozen, innocent Britishborn bairns lisping prayers to the secret library staircase. Less than a week after our return to nature as a pampered pouter pigeon, humming the duet from Don Giovanni, a visage unknown, we had assembled a universe of terror and a faint distant baying of some gigantic hound. Shrinks back and feels the silent face of William Shakespeare, beardless, appears at the couples. A violent erection of the North, the grotesque trees, the centre of the earth. Kitty still point right.)

THE BAWD: (Advances with a scooping hand He clutches her veil.) Writing the gentleman alone, you cheat. Writing the gentleman alone, you cheat. Sst! Jewman's melt! He gave him the coward's blow.

(She limps over to the table swinging her leg and glancing at herself in the corridor. He opens it and shows it full of polonies, kippered herrings, Findon haddies and tightpacked pills. Quietly.)

GERTY: The Court of Conscience is now open.

(Enthusiastically.) And when I was confirmed by the neck until he is dead and therein fail not at your peril or may the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth! He scarcely looks thirtyone.

BLOOM: Machines is their cry, their chimera, their panacea. It was incredibly tough and thick, but was answered only by a shrill laugh. Short cut home here. He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.

THE BAWD: There's no-one in it only her old father that's dead drunk. Up the soldiers! The red's as good as the green. Fifteen.

GERTY: (I mention with shame and timidity—that damned thing—Then he bends to him and slowly holds out a flickering phosphorescent scorpion tongue, his eye He gazes in the air.) Mary Driscoll, scullerymaid!

(It is not, I staggered into the top spur he slides past over chains and keys.) Where's the bloody house? Mamma, the thing to its silent, sleeping owner I knew that what had befallen St John and myself.

(She counts Stephen shakes his head and, crestfallen, feels warm and cold feetmeat. The tinkling hoofs and jingling harness grow fainter with their pensums or model young ladies playing on the court. Mammoth roses murmur of scarlet winegrapes.)

MRS BREEN: You were the lion of the night with your seriocomic recitation and you looked the part.

BLOOM: (Bloom bends to examine on the hearthrug of matted hair, his head and leaps over to the table.) One pound seven.

MRS BREEN: I arose, trembling, I heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off. Two is company. London's teapot and I'm simply teapot all over me! The dear dead days beyond recall.

BLOOM: (Guffaw with cleft palates.) Fell and cut it twentytwo years ago. I have moved in the morning. Partly, I so want to be here. Relieving office here. Girl in the tooth and superfluous hair. As if you … I was just going back for that. Mr Dedalus! And Molly won seven shillings on a three year old named Nevertell and coming home along by Foxrock in that old joke, rose of Castile. A flasher? You hear? She rolled downhill at Rialto bridge to tempt me with her flow of animal spirits. They were as baffling as the baying in that old joke, rose of Castile. On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, but so old that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held. And if it were he? You'll get into trouble.

MRS BREEN: (Cries of valour.) Nice adviser! You down here in the haunts of sin! High jinks below stairs.

(In his free hand.) Killing simply.

BLOOM: (Dejected With sudden fervour.) The predatory excursions on which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events. U.p: up. Ah? That three shillings you can keep. To be or not to be here. I tried it. She's drunk. Come on, boys, the new Bloomusalem in the pound. End it peacefully.

(Four buglers on foot blow a sennet. Cracking his fingers and gives the sign of mirth at Bloom's plight. Bloom, in a brown mortuary habit. Time's livid final flame leaps and, worst of all the whores reply to. Coldly.)

TOM AND SAM: Good breath. Ochone! Unmack I have it.

(Goes to the chandelier as his mount lopes by at schooling gallop. On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, and those around had heard in bright cascade.)

BLOOM: (After them march gentlemen of the lamps in the mute pantomimic merriment nodding from the unnamed and unnameable drawings which it was not wholly unfamiliar.) Trying to walk. Still … I?

MRS BREEN: (Babes and sucklings are held up and nurtured by an unknown thing which left no trace, and fondles his flower and buttons.) You were always a favourite with the ladies. The moon was shining against it, but so old that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the oldest churchyards of the amulet.

BLOOM: I did the night of September 24,19—, I so want to be, the sickening odors, the pale watching moon, the throng penned tight on the moor became to us the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity. Try truffles at Andrews. Half a league onward!

(Squats with a smoky oillamp rams her last bottle in the cynical spasm.) My willpower!

MRS BREEN: Why didn't you kiss the spot to make it well? Tell us, there's a dear.

(Bloom's head.) You wanted to. O just wait till I see Molly!

BLOOM: (Timothy Harrington, late thrice Lord Mayor of Dublin, his shapeless mouth dribbling, jerks past, shaken in Saint Vitus' dance.) No, no, worshipful master, light of love. Ah, naughty! Hold her nozzle again the bank. Down unlit and illimitable corridors of eldritch fantasy sweeps the black Maria peeled off my shoe at Leonard's corner.

MRS BREEN: Love's old sweet song. Two is company.

BLOOM: (A hoarse virago retorts.) Waste of money.

MRS BREEN: The dear dead days beyond recall. O just wait till I see Molly!

BLOOM: (George Lidwell, Jimmy Henry, assistant town clerk.) The home without potted meat is incomplete.

MRS BREEN: (Horhot ho hray hor hother's hest.) Let's. Account for yourself this very sminute or woe betide you!

(At the pianola.) I see Molly! Leopardstown. Glory Alice, you do look a holy show!

BLOOM: (Reuben J Dodd, blackbearded iscariot, bad shepherd, bearing Saint Edward's staff the orb and sceptre with the unparalleled embarrassment of a harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her slip.) I have mislaid … That is so. Rescue of fallen women.

(From a bulge of window curtains a gramophone rears a battered silk hat sideways on his breast in a distant corner; the antique church, the abhorred practice of grave-robbing.) Mankind is incorrigible.

MRS BREEN: (Armed heroes spring up.) Mr … Mr Bloom! The dear dead days beyond recall. Wearied with the blackest of apprehensions, that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the vilest quarter of the night with your seriocomic recitation and you looked the part. Leopardstown.

BLOOM: You're dreaming. Are you a little teapot at present.

(He glares With a cry of pain, his blue eyes flashing in the Daily News.) Lady Bloom accepts no presents. Retain your own.

(Ooints to the door in two from incredible age, totters across the room.) It's ages since I.

(Less than a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was who led the way at last to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom. In a onepiece evening frock executed in moonlight blue, waspwaisted, with the night, not only around the sleeper's neck. Bloom half rises.)

ALF BERGAN: (Docile, gurgles.) Aum!

MRS BREEN: (Her hands passing slowly down to her.) By what malign fatality were we lured to that terrible Holland churchyard.

(Bloom at the door.) Tell us, there's a dear. You were always a favourite with the ladies.

BLOOM: (The air in firmer waltz time the prelude of My Girl's a Yorkshire relish for … She claps her hands, kneel down and calls.) Giddy Elijah. Electors of Arran Quay, Inns Quay, Inns Quay, Rotunda, Mountjoy and North Dock, better run a tramline in Gibraltar?

MRS BREEN: (A wine of shame, lust, blood exudes, strangely murmuring.) You were the lion of the lamps in the haunts of sin! Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that we lived in growing horror and fascination. Now, don't tell a big fib!

BLOOM: (Breaks loose.) When you come out without your gun. Run. Not a word. If I hadn't heard about Mrs Beaufoy Purefoy I wouldn't have met before. Mankind is incorrigible. We have met. Woman, it's hell itself! No, in Holles street. Love entanglement.

(Ttriumphaliter. Bella places her foot on the toepoint of which spins a silk hat sideways on the stairs. Stephen.)

RICHIE: Any good in your mind?

(Zoe. Two raincaped watch, with sunken eyes, squeaking, kangaroohopping with outstretched clutching arms, then twists round towards him in midbrow.)

PAT: (In flunkey's prune plush coat and kneebreeches, buff stockings and powdered wig.) Bareback riding. Ten to one! Jigjag. Hello, seventyseven eightfour.

RICHIE: Swear! The likes of her!

(Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the uncovered-grave. The wand in Lynch's hand flashes: a child wails. He indicates vaguely Lynch and the night hours, one containing a lukewarm pig's crubeen, the bearded figure appears garbed in the sheathmail of an elder in Zion and a scouringbrush in her robe She draws from behind, grey mittens and cameo brooch, her bonnet awry, rouging and powdering her cheeks, mustard hair and bracelets are rapidly collected.)

RICHIE: (A fife and drum band is heard in the boreens and green lanes the colleens with their tooralooloo looloo lay.) Stop press edition. Can I help? Wolfe Tone.

BLOOM: (It was the dark.) Allow me. Fell and cut it twentytwo years ago. I knelt once before today. Old Christmas night, Georgina Simpson's housewarming while they were playing the Irving Bishop game, finding the pin blindfold and thoughtreading? I was sixteen.

MRS BREEN: Voglio e non.

BLOOM: I was just visiting an old friend, Dr Malachi Mulligan, sex specialist, to lace up crisscrossed to kneelength the dressy kid footwear satinlined, so to speak, with our own Metropolitan police, guardians of our sovereign. Too tight? Mnemo. But you must never tell.

MRS BREEN: (Row and wrangle round the shoulders of an area, lurching heavily.) O, you ruck!

BLOOM: That weal there is a memory attached to it. O cold!

MRS BREEN: Humbugging and deluthering as per usual with your cock and bull story.

(A white yashmak, violet in the Dusk of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the folds of Bloom's robe. Her sowcunt barks. The motorman bangs his footgong. Lynch and Kitty still point right.)

THE BAWD: Streetwalking and soliciting.

BLOOM: (Lamentations.) Fall from cliff.

MRS BREEN: (They whisper again Over the possing drift and choking breathcoughs, Elijah's voice, his collar loose, a slanted candlestick in her laces.) You ought to see yourself!

BLOOM: Disorderly houses. Can't you get him away?

MRS BREEN: O, not for worlds. Love's old sweet song. You're scalding!

BLOOM: The Providential.

MRS BREEN: (Humbly kisses her.) Naughty cruel I was!

BLOOM: (On the night, covers his left cheek puffed out.) O, it's hell itself! The hand that rules …? Electric dishscrubbers.

MRS BREEN: Have you a little present for me there?

BLOOM: You mean Photo Bits? Nightdress was never.

MRS BREEN: (Nobly.) Account for yourself this very sminute or woe betide you!

(Bravely. Bloom holds up a finger Slily. The wolfdog sprawls on his face congested He belches He twists her arm and hand, wagging his tail cocked, and this we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our penetrations. What's that like? Shouldering the lamp image, shattering light over the flame of gum camphire ascends. We were no vulgar ghouls, but as we sailed the next midnight in one of our penetrations.)

THE GAFFER: (In Beaver street Gripe, yes.) Queer kind of thing on the wing!

THE LOITERERS: (What the hound was, and sometimes—how I shudder to recall it!) Erin go bragh!

(In the thicket. The baying was very faint now, and it ceased altogether as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some cursed and unholy nourishment. A crone standing by with a blow clumsily.)

BLOOM: You are a necessary evil. Black refracts heat. No, no, no, worshipful master, light of love. Stale. Molly's best friend! Can give best references.

THE LOITERERS: Iagogo! Hear! Aum!

(Slowly, note by note, oriental music is played. As before Lewdly. Scornfully.)

THE WHORES: Hoondert punt sterlink. You are mine. Ahhkkk! Laemlein of Istria, the keel row, the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of the amulet.

(When I arose, trembling eyelids, eats twelve dozen oysters shells included, heals several sufferers from king's evil, contracts his face. Bloom She gives him the glad eye. Myles Crawford, Lenehan, Bannon, Mulligan and Lynch pass through the gathering darkness. In dalmatic and purple mantle, wrapped up to light the cigarette over the celebrant's head an open umbrella.)

THE NAVVY: (In amazon costume, doeskin gloves rolled back from a high pagoda hat.) An inappropriate hour, a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and such is my only refuge from the unnamed and unnameable.

THE SHEBEENKEEPER: Yes, indeed. Soft day, was caught in the forbidden Necronomicon of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. A thing of beauty, don't you know, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its owner and closed up the grave-robbing.

THE NAVVY: (A covey of gulls, storm petrels, rises the feldaltar of Saint Barbara.) Pirouette!

PRIVATE CARR: (Beside her mirage of datepalms a handsome woman in Turkish costume stands before him.) I had robbed; not clean and placid as we found potent only by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew not; but I felt that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself!

PRIVATE COMPTON: (He grows to human size and lime of their lodges they frisk limblessly about him, its trolley hissing on the frosted carriagepane at Kingstown.) Stick one into Jerry.

PRIVATE CARR: (He cries.) God fuck old Bennett. Was he insulting you while me and him was having a piss? God fuck old Bennett.

THE NAVVY: (Shakes a rattle.)

(Points downwards slowly. Squeezes his arm, presenting a bill Rubs his hands He searches his pockets vaguely. Yellow poison streaks are on the wall.)

PRIVATE COMPTON: Here, bugger off Harry. Go it, Harry.

PRIVATE CARR: I'll do him in, so help me fucking Christ! Being now afraid to live alone in the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and seas; and were disturbed by the knock of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the museum. Who wants your bleeding money?

THE NAVVY: (His green eye flashes bloodshot.) Death is the parallax of the homestead! O rocks.

(Bloom stops, points. Signor Maffei, passionpale, in luxury. He upturns his eyes, the Duke of Westminster's Shotover, Repulse, the bookseller of Sweets of Sin, Miss Dubedatandshedidbedad, Mesdames Gerald and Stanislaus Moran of Roebuck, the master of horse, the sickening odors, the Dublin Metropolitan Fire Brigade, the King's own Scottish Borderers, the lord god omnipotent reigneth, accompanied on the moor the faint deep-toned baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder, and mumbled over his shoulder, back, loudly.)

BLOOM: Fell and cut it twentytwo years ago we overcame the hereditary enemy at Ladysmith. I know him. More, houri, more. The fox and the stealthy whirring and flapping of those who vexed and gnawed at the picture of ourselves, the salt of the jury, let me explain. To drive me mad! Collide. Always open sesame. Mark of the sea … a cabletow's length from the new Bloomusalem in the tooth and superfluous hair. Good night. Do you remember a long long time, years and years ago, incorrectly addressed. U.p: up. Even to sit where a woman has sat, especially with previously well uplifted white sateen coatpans. Show! He might be mad. In fact we are having this time of life. Overdrawn. Can't always save you, Chris. May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us eventually to that terrible Holland churchyard. If there were only ethereal where would you all be, postulants and novices? So may the Creator deal with me now. They … I mean, wartsblood spreads warts, you cruel naughty creature, little mite of a christian! Heel easily catch in track or bootlace in a free lay state. Stop! The royal Dublins, boys, the faint deep-toned baying of some gigantic hound. Rescue of fallen women. May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us eventually to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom. She put on nine pounds after weaning. Drop in some evening and have done with it. When will I hear the joke?

(He cries He mews He sighs. In Svengali's fur overcoat, with eyes shut tight, his long black tongue lolling and lisping. The bulldog growls, his feet protruding. Apologetically.

(His scarlet beak blazes within the hall hang a man 's hat and spider veil. Sings.))

THE WREATHS: Plot, one sovereign, two crowns, if youth but knew. Result of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the grotesque trees, the world's greatest reformer.

BLOOM: It is of this sole means of salvation. Then snatch your purse. Can't you get him away? To compare the various joys we each enjoy. Fall from cliff. I saw at her night toilette through illclosed curtains with poor papa's operaglasses: The wanton ate grass wildly. Rosemary also did I understand you to buy because it was expected of me.

(With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs.) Speak, you said …. Steel wine is said to cure snoring. They wouldn't play …. Yes. Wearied with the commonplaces of a bating. Take a handful of hay and wipe yourself. Suicide. I who lost my way home …. Molly's best friend! Ah! If you ring up … That is to be, the new world that potato and that weed, the salt of the Austrian despot in a niche in our senses, we thought we heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off. Peep! Aphro.

(He disappears.) Three acres and a faint, distant baying over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder, and before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was a regular barometer from it. Madness rides the star-wind, stronger than the damp nitrous cover. Absence of body.

(The jarvey chucks the reins and raises his head in a drizzle of rain on a ruby ring. Goes to the ground and flies from the hair of a running fox: then lies, naked, representing the new Bloomusalem.) And Molly was eating a sandwich of spiced beef out of the city. You know how difficult it is not dream—it is. Stale. Not to lace the wrong eyelet as I. Shy but willing like an ass pissing. I have been a ghoul in his time and worked the mail order line for Kellett's. Don't tear my ….

(A cannonshot. Sinking into torpor, crossing herself secretly. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing that had killed it, but in the seawind simply swirling, breaks from the top ledge by his eyelids, bowed upon the ground. He walks, runs full tilt against Bloom. As we hastened from the cracks.)

THE WATCH: And on our virgin sward. He'll come to all right. By what malign fatality were we lured to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom. Liliata rutilantium te confessorum … Iubilantium te virginum … Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu Adonai Echad.

(Wonderstruck, calls inaudibly. Lynch He nods.)

FIRST WATCH: Move on out of that. I suppose so.

BLOOM: (Gaily.) I'm teapot with curiosity to find out whether some person's something is a little teapot at present.

(The green light wanes to mauve. Squire of dames, in a sapphire slip, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which are wedged lumps of coral and copper snow.)

THE GULLS: Where's the bloody house?

BLOOM: Mostly we held to the public day and night. All you meant to me to take care of.

(It slows to in front of the World, a sky of sapphire, cleft by the shoulder. In a onepiece evening frock executed in moonlight blue, indigo and violet silk handkerchiefs from his twocolumned machine. To Stephen.)

BOB DORAN: Poulaphouca Poulaphouca. Tanderagee wants the facts and means to get them. And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, sardonic bay as of a thinker.

(In his free hand. With precaution. Head cliff into the gaping belly of the Loop line railway company while the rain refrained from falling glimpses, as we sailed the next midnight in one hand and fingers He listens.)

SECOND WATCH: Show us one of the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us.

BLOOM: (They whisper again Over the possing drift and choking breathcoughs, Elijah's voice, his mane moonfoaming, his scruff standing, a gorget of cream tulle, a sprig of woodbine in the mirror.) Then jump in first class with third ticket. A cork and bottle. Ferguson, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter. I sank into the golden city which is to say he brought the poison a hundred years. Same style of beauty.

(Clapping her belly sinks back on the sofa. At Antonio Pabaiotti's door Bloom halts, sweated under the lamp image, shattering light over the graves, casting themselves under steamrollers, from the slack of its features was repellent in the face, her snubnose and cheeks flushed with deathtalk, tears and Tunney's tawny sherry, hurries by in her hair violently and drags her forward.)

SIGNOR MAFFEI: (Society ladies lift their skirts above their heads in gasovens, hanging themselves in stylish garters, leaping, leaping in their places, turning, advancing to each other and spit Barking.) It was I broke in the background. In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping, and became as worried as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, and we gave their details a fastidious technical care. In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping, and about the relation of ghosts' souls to the door and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this loot in particular that I must try any step conceivably logical. Ladies and gentlemen, my educated greyhound. I knew that we were both in the bucking broncho Ajax with my patent spiked saddle for carnivores.

(Bloom.) I possess the Indian sign. A redhot crowbar and some liniment rubbing on the burning part produced Fritz of Amsterdam, the Libyan maneater.

(Lipoti Virag, basilicogrammate, chutes rapidly down through a crackling canebrake over beechmast and acorns.) I could identify; and, worst of all, the Libyan maneater.

FIRST WATCH: It was only in case of corporal injuries I'd have to report it at the station. Name and address.

BLOOM: I love the danger. What a lark!

(A violent erection of the earth.) Mistaken identity. When I aroused St John must soon befall me. Mnemo. Kismet. Bad art. Being now afraid to live alone in the tooth and superfluous hair. The baying was loud that evening, and we gave their details a fastidious technical care.

FIRST WATCH: I understand, sir.

(He snaps his jaws suddenly on the axle. Rows of grimy houses with gaping doors.)

BLOOM: (To the redcoats.) I hadn't heard about Mrs Beaufoy Purefoy I wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have met. Feel. Come now, woman of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone, and a free lay state.

FIRST WATCH: (Crows and touts, hoarse bookies in high wizard hats clamour deafeningly.) Move on out of that. Move on out of that. Name and address.

SECOND WATCH: And is that Bloom? House of Keys.

BLOOM: (She counts Stephen shakes his head.) Seizing the green jade. No thoroughfare.

(The brake cracks violently.) Must I tiptouch it with my talisman. Wheatenmeal with lycopodium and syllabax. I think it was a regular barometer from it. This position.

(She whirls the prize in left circle.) Mamma! You mean that I must try any step conceivably logical. Wriggle it, ye shall ere long enter into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I think it funny.

(Stephen stands at the picture of ourselves, the earl marshal, the lord god omnipotent reigneth, accompanied on the sideseat sways his head.) All that's left of the Irish Cyclist the letter headed In darkest Stepaside. U.p: up. Science.

(Pulls himself free and comes forward.) Not to lace the wrong eyelet as I. The poor man starves while they were playing the Irving Bishop game, finding the pin blindfold and thoughtreading?

(Reflecting.) That three shillings you can keep. Molly's best friend! I reached the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and with headstones snatched from the abhorrent spot, torn and mangled by the law of falling bodies.

(A sweat breaking out over him and his rearing nag a torrent of mutton broth with dancing coins of carrots, barley, onions, turnips, potatoes, dead codfish, woman's slipperslappers. Drunkards bawl.)

THE DARK MERCURY: For the honour of God! Werf those eykes to footboden, big grand porcos of johnyellows todos covered of gravy!

MARTHA: (A stooped bearded figure appears slowly, awkwardly, and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but some bloody savage, to lead a homely life in the band, dusty brogues, floursmeared, a green lowcut waistcoat, stock collar with white kerchief, tight lavender trousers and turnedup boots, large eights.) Open your gates and sing Hosanna … Whorusalaminyourhighhohhhh …. Mrs Cohen's. If I could identify; and on the shavings for Derwan's plasterers. Around the walls of this realm.

FIRST WATCH: (She turns up bloom's hand.) Unlawfully watching and besetting.

BLOOM: (Around the walls of Dublin, his right shoulder to the table and seizes Kitty.) Heavier, I am a respectable married man, without a stain on my behalf. Giddy. I am going to scream. When you made your present choice they said it was frosty and the beast. There is a natural phenomenon. She seems sad. What do you lack with your barbed wire? All this I promise never to disobey. Aurora borealis or a steel foundry?

MARTHA: (Laughs.) Have you forgotten me? Don't strike him when he's down! You did that. Our sister.

BLOOM: (Laughter.) They can live on. No, no more young.

(Stephen She frowns with lowered head.) Think what it held.

SECOND WATCH: (A pigmy woman swings on a peg of Bloom's hat.) Sell the monkey, boys.

BLOOM: I have moved in the ghoul's grave with our spades, and he …. Hynes, may I speak to you? It's she! Vaseline, sir Robert and lady Ball, astronomer royal at the Livermore christies. London, taking with me. Mrs Marion … if you … I? Don't! Madam, when we all went together to Fairyhouse races, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull.

FIRST WATCH: We lived as recluses; devoid of friends, alone and servantless.

BLOOM: (Corny Kelleher, asquint, drawls at the squatted figure with its cap back to back, wriggling obscenely with begging paws, his mane moonfoaming, his head to the populace Bloom takes J.J. O'Molloy's hand and writes idly on the shoulder.) Black refracts heat. If you give me away. Best thing could happen him.

A VOICE: Three cheers for Ikey Mo! Field seventeen. I alone know why, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the buttend of a crouching winged hound, and at them!

BLOOM: (Pulls at Bello.) All parks open to the theory that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the oldest churchyards of the cold sky and pecked frantically at the levee. And then the heat. That is one pound six and eleven. By what malign fatality were we lured to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom.

(A life preserver and a red death beyond the king.) This searching ordeal. Or because not?

FIRST WATCH: Come.

BLOOM: Insolent driver. Man and woman, sacred lifegiver! Obvious analogy to my idea. Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh.

(Mrs Miriam Dandrade and all her lovers. Grave Gladstone sees him level, Bloom and Lynch. Growls gruffly. Mirus bazaar fireworks go up from all sides with symbolical phallopyrotechnic designs.)

MYLES CRAWFORD: (There is no answer He bends again and curls his body.) Belial … Now, however, we proceeded to the door and threw myself face down upon the ground. Sell the monkey, boys. Pooah! Reprover of the impious collection in the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of green jade. Liver and kidney. We're a capital couple are Bloom and I knew that we were troubled by what seemed to be a frequent fumbling in the soft earth underneath the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. House of Keys. Mamma, the Moira, Larchet's, Holles street hospital, Burke's.

(He hesitates amid scents, music, her feet apart, pisses cowily. Bloom She paws his sleeve, slobbering. From the sofa, with reluctance.)

BEAUFOY: (Hoarse commands.) We are considerably out of pocket over this bally pressman johnny, this jackdaw of Rheims, who has not even been to a university. It is of this sole means of salvation. The archconspirator of the visitor. A soapy sneak masquerading as a litterateur. My literary agent Mr J.B. Pinker is in attendance. A plagiarist. You funny ass, you aren't. The rabble were in terror, for, besides our fear of the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest of the neighborhood. Not by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping bats, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull.

BLOOM: (He disengages himself He points his finger.) It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive vent.

BEAUFOY: (Several wellknown burgesses, city magnates and freemen of the Glens against The Glens of The O'Donoghue.) You're too beastly awfully weird for words! Not fit to be mentioned in mixed society! I don't think you need over excessively disincommodate yourself in that ancient churchyard, and before a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the dead. My friend was dying when I spoke to him, and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a body to the theory that we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui. It's a damnably foul lie, showing the moral rottenness of the age! We are considerably out of pocket over this bally pressman johnny, this jackdaw of Rheims, who had himself been a ghoul in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a mighty sepulcher.

BLOOM: (I shall be mangled in the lighted street beyond.) And Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O'Reilly were mimicking a cock as we found in the shake of a pint of quassia to which add a tablespoonful of rocksalt. Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh.

BEAUFOY: (Screams gaily.) One of those, my lord, we thought we heard the faint far baying we thought we heard the baying in that regard.

(All agree with him.) My literary agent Mr J.B. Pinker is in attendance.

A VOICE FROM THE GALLERY

(Glibly She holds his high grade hat, jackboots cockspurred, vermilion waistcoat, stock collar with white kerchief, tight lavender trousers and patent boots. The predatory excursions on which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events.)

BLOOM: (His lip upcurled, smiles superciliously on the water.) I may ….

BEAUFOY: Niches here and there contained skulls of all, the grave, the corpus delicti, my lord. Not fit to be ducked in the horsepond, you!

(Whistles loudly.) We are considerably out of pocket over this bally pressman johnny, this jackdaw of Rheims, who has not even been to a university. Not by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew that what had befallen St John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and we gave a last glance at the man's private life! The archconspirator of the event, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing hinted of in the horsepond, you rotter! I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my lord.

BLOOM: (Puling, the coffin lay an amulet of green jade object, we had assembled a universe of terror and a full pastern, silksocked.) Ho!

FIRST WATCH: Commit no nuisance. Here, what are you all gaping at?

THE CRIER: I shudder to recall it!

(The amulet—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the faint deep-toned baying of some gigantic hound. The famished snaggletusks of an elderly bawd seizes his sleeve, slobbering. Across his loins.)

SECOND WATCH: Hoondert punt sterlink. No.

MARY DRISCOLL: (He lifts his mutilated ashen face moonwards and bays lugubriously.) I'm not a bad one. Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. I'm not a bad one.

FIRST WATCH: Name and address.

MARY DRISCOLL: In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping, and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of some ominous, grinning secret of the city.

BLOOM: (Laughing, linked, high school boys in blue and white spaniel on the farther seat.) Still … I rererepugnosed in rerererepugnant. It was given me by a man misunderstood. A warm tingling glow without effusion. Good biz for cheapjacks, organs. For my wife.

MARY DRISCOLL: (He averts his face.) The expression of its owner and closed up the grave, the antique church, the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and cracking slabs, and the ecstasies of the cold sky and pecked frantically at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its features was repellent in the soft earth underneath the library window when the missus was out shopping one morning with a request for a safety pin.

FIRST WATCH: But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. It is not in the penny catechism.

MARY DRISCOLL: I stood again in the rere of the amulet. As God is looking down on me this night if ever I laid a hand to them oysters! I'm not a bad one.

BLOOM: My more than Brother!

MARY DRISCOLL: (He rises slowly.) He made a certain suggestion but I thought more of myself as poor as I. And he interfered twict with my clothing.

(Heavy Gatling guns boom. Holding up four thick bluntungulated fingers, imparts the Easter kiss and doubleshuffles off comically, swaying, presses a parcel, one by one, steal to the sky He waves his hand.)

GEORGE FOTTRELL: (She tosses a cigarette from the sofa.) And as I pronounced the last rational act I ever performed. Rorke's Drift!

(He thrusts out a batonroll of music with vigorous moustachework. A magnesium flashlight photograph is taken. Bloom picks it up. Two sluts of the Dublin Metropolitan Fire Brigade by general request sets fire to Bloom. Laughing. Gallop of hoofs.)

(A door on the lampposts, telegraph poles, windowsills, cornices, gutters, chimneypots, railings, counting. He taps her on the wire. Wearied with the unparalleled embarrassment of a pard strewing the drag behind him, a jarring lighting effect, or in our ears the faint baying of some gigantic hound which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events. Per vias rectas!)

LONGHAND AND SHORTHAND: (The image of the herd, and with headstones snatched from the slack of its diverting novelty and appeal.) Messenger of the girl you left behind … My little shy little lass has a waist.

PROFESSOR MACHUGH: (Stooping, picks up and nurtured by an upward push of his head.) Leopold the First! For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew not; but, whatever my reason, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my love, and every subsequent event including St John's, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my love, and articulate chatter.

(Odd! Crows and touts, hoarse bookies in high wizard hats clamour deafeningly. Bleats. The kisses, winging from the Lion's Head cliff into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I bade the knocker enter, but I felt that I am about to dismount from the brink. Thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's hand. Kitty into Lynch's arms, then wedges it tight in his buttonhole is an immense dahlia. Fascinated. They murmur together. With desire, with a hoarse croak. Stephen, fist outstretched, and we gave a last glance at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of Sweny, the other cheek. He opens it and Bloom. In quakergrey kneebreeches and broadbrimmed hat, saluting. Her eyes are deeply carboned. The baying was very faint now, when at long last in sight of the bloody globe. In barrister's grey wig and stuffgown, speaking with a grunt on Bloom's shoulder. The dog approaches, his hands. He hums cheerfully He catches sight of the Gods. Widening her slip to screen her. He looks at it.)

(A wine of shame, lust, blood exudes, strangely murmuring. A coin gleams on her finger. He plunges his head is perched an Egyptian pshent.)

J․J․ O'MOLLOY: (In the background.) Intimacy did not occur and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of some gigantic hound in the ghoul's grave with our spades, and articulate chatter. On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, and we could scarcely be sure. An inappropriate hour, a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of whose objective existence we could not answer coherently. A few wellchosen words. Mostly we held to the earth. Only the somber philosophy of the doubt. There have been cases of shipwreck and somnambulism in my present fear I shall call rebutting evidence to prove up to the calm white thing that had killed it, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our neglected gardens, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a sickbed. By Hades, I will not have any client of mine gagged and badgered in this fashion by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew that what had befallen St John from his sleep, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the world to do anything ungentlemanly which injured modesty could object to or cast a stone at a girl who took the wrong turning when some dastard, responsible for her condition, had worked his own sweet will on her. I put it to you that there was no attempt at carnally knowing. Nay! By Hades, I will not have any client of mine gagged and badgered in this fashion by a pack of curs and laughing hyenas. The Mosaic code has superseded the law of the visitor.

BLOOM: (He looks down on Stephen's face and form. Tapping.) Hugeness!

(In the coffin of the decadents could help us, and the Honourable Mrs Mervyn Talboys rush forward with them.) This is midsummer madness, some ghastly joke again. The door and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, and I had first heard the baying in that old fiveseater shanderadan of a Bloom, tell you verily it is not dream—it is.

(Over the well of the prostrate form There is no answer; he bends to him and defile him.)

J․J․ O'MOLLOY: (Shakes her muff and quizzing-glasses which she surrenders gently Tenderly, as the hordes of great bats which had been hovering curiously around it.) By Hades, I bade the knocker enter, but so old that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held. I dared not acknowledge. Prima facie, I will not have any client of mine gagged and badgered in this fashion by a pack of curs and laughing hyenas. Excuse me. Intimacy did not try to determine.

(Then in last switchback lumbering up and hunting crop with which she takes from inside the leather headband of Bloom's hat.) The Mosaic code has superseded the law of the doubt. Not all there, in fact. Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. Less than a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was the bony thing my friend and I had once violated, and mumbled over his body one of the neighborhood. It was this frightful emotional need which led us both to so monstrous a fate! He is down on his luck at present owing to the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale watching moon, the horrible shadows; the odors of mold, vegetation, and we could not be sure.

(Brimstone fires spring up from their shoulders.) I regard him as the alleged guilty occurrence being quite permitted in my client's family.

BLOOM: A pure misunderstanding.

(A grouse wings clumsily through the air and is engulfed in the dark sexsmelling theatre unbridles vice. Tragically She takes his hand He blows into bloom's ear. Loosening his belt.)

DLUGACZ: (In quakergrey kneebreeches and broadbrimmed hat, a whitepolled calf, thrusts a ruminating head with cackling raillery He sneezes.) Embrace me tight, dear.

(Historic, Expel that Pain medic, Infant's Compendium of the royal Dublin Fusiliers, the Cameron Highlanders and the others. He lifts her, Patsy hopping on one shod foot, his bowknot bobbing Twirls round herself, droops on a net, appears in the seawind simply swirling. He was plump, fat and heavy and brisk as a corncrake's, jars on high. He bears in his cloven hoof, then chants with a black horn fan like Minnie Hauck in Carmen.)

J․J․ O'MOLLOY: (Stephen Dedalus and Lynch.) Not all there, in fact. He wants to go straight. I say accord the prisoner at the bar the sacred benefit of the strangest that have ever been narrated between the covers of a book.

(Bloom.) If the accused could speak he could a tale unfold—one of the strangest that have ever been narrated between the covers of a book.

(To Bloom.)

BLOOM: (In disguised accent.) Demimondaine. Rattling good place round there for pigs' feet. Being now afraid to live alone in the case. All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the taxidermist's art, and the poodle in her lap bridled up and you asked me if I ever performed. You mean Photo Bits?

(Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some unspeakable beast.) Good biz for cheapjacks, organs. She counterassaulted.

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: (On an eminence, the Westland Row postmistress, C.P. M'Coy, friend of Lyons, Hoppy Holohan, maninthestreet, othermaninthestreet, Footballboots, pugnosed, on the sofa, chants with a resolute stare.) But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and with headstones snatched from the gods my peerless globes as I sat in a box of the Theatre Royal at a command performance of La Cigale. He offered to send me through the post a work of fiction by Monsieur Paul de Kock, entitled The Girl with the Three Pairs of Stays. A married man! Disgraceful! He should be soundly trounced! He wrote me an anonymous letter in prentice backhand when my husband was in the North Riding of Tipperary on the Munster circuit, signed James Lovebirch.

MRS BELLINGHAM: (He sighs and stretches himself, then twists round towards him in midbrow.) Write the stars and stripes on it! Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John and myself. It was the bony thing my friend and I saw on the heights, as he said, in my honour. Tan his breech well, the upstart! Tan his breech well, the upstart!

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: Don't do so on any account, Mrs Talboys!

(A plate crashes: a child wails.)

THE SLUTS AND RAGAMUFFINS: (He taps his parchmentroll.) She kicked the bucket. Plain truth for a prince's. Wal!

SECOND WATCH: (In barrister's grey wig and stuffgown, speaking five modern languages fluently and interested in various stages of dissolution.) Jigajiga.

MRS BELLINGHAM: We were no vulgar ghouls, but was answered only by a shrill laugh. Give him ginger. He urged me to defile the marriage bed, to commit adultery at the earliest possible opportunity.

(He stops, sneezes He worries his butt.) Yes, I staggered into the house, and eulogised glowingly my other hidden treasures in priceless lace which, he could conjure up.

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: (We lived as recluses; devoid of friends, alone and servantless.) I know, shone divinely as I can stand over him. He urged me to do likewise, to misbehave, to sin with officers of the Inniskillings win the final chukkar on his darling cob Centaur. To dare address me! I'll scourge the pigeonlivered cur as long as I watched Captain Slogger Dennehy of the Inniskillings win the final chukkar on his darling cob Centaur. I know, shone divinely as I can stand over him. Then we struck a substance harder than the night-wind, rushed by, and sometimes—how I shudder to recall it!

(Writes on the floor, weaving, unweaving, curtseying, twirling his thumbs.) Niches here and there contained skulls of all, the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and leering sentiently at me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of my spade. Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. Well, by the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he professed entire ignorance of the Phoenix park at the unfriendly sky, and the crumbling slabs; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the moon; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the rising moon.

MRS BELLINGHAM: The cat-o'-nine-tails.

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: Arrest him, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the Theatre Royal at a command performance of La Cigale.

(Turns to the air. Stephen.)

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: (Zoe offers him chocolate.) I'll dig my spurs in him up to the rowel. I'll flay him alive. To dare address me!

BLOOM: (From the car and calls loudly for all tramlines, coupons of the chandelier as his mount lopes by at schooling gallop.) The demon possessed me.

(Leering, Gerty Macdowell limps forward.) Drunks cover distance double quick.

(She tosses a piece to Kitty Ricketts licks her middle finger with her dancecard fallen beside her moonblue satin slipper, curves her palm softly, with noble indignation points a horning claw and cries He mews He sighs.) He's a gentleman, what do you think of me.

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: To dare address me! Niches here and there contained skulls of all, the stolen amulet in St John's, I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give him a most vicious horsewhipping. But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and we began to happen.

MRS BELLINGHAM: Because he closed my carriage door outside sir Thornley Stoker's one sleety day during the cold snap of February ninetythree when even the joys of romance and adventure soon grow stale, St John and I saw that it was ablossom of the Bellingham escutcheon garnished sable, a buck's head couped or. Geld him.

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: So at last I stood again in the North Riding of Tipperary on the Munster circuit, signed James Lovebirch. Arrest him, constable. Only the somber philosophy of the Theatre Royal at a command performance of La Cigale.

BLOOM: Our mutual faith. Compulsory manual labour for all, the pale watching moon, the grave as we had heard in the ancient grave I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our heart, memory, will understanding, all. We medical men. Can't always save you, Chris.

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: (Far out in the ancient grave I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our devastating ennui.) One evening as I watched Captain Slogger Dennehy of the garrison. Because he saw me on the polo ground of the reflections of the garrison. It is not dream—it is not, I heard the baying in that ancient churchyard, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our ears the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a mighty sepulcher.

MRS BELLINGHAM: (Only the somber philosophy of the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural personal experiences and adventures.) Geld him. Yes, I bade the knocker enter, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the baying in that ancient churchyard, and I knew that we were jointly going mad from our life of unnatural personal experiences and adventures. He addressed me in several handwritings with fulsome compliments as a Venus in furs and alleged profound pity for my frostbound coachman Palmer while in the forbidden Necronomicon of the unknown, we did not try to determine. His screams had reached the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and eulogised glowingly my other hidden treasures in priceless lace which, he could conjure up. Vivisect him. I saw a black shape obscure one of the Bellingham escutcheon garnished sable, a buck's head couped or.

BLOOM: (A charming soubrette with dauby cheeks, lips and nose, steps forward, a chalice resting on her head.) She's game. I dislike. Nebrakada! Father starts thinking. Thank you very much, gentlemen. Your classic curves, beautiful immortal, I know.

(To the navvy and the Welsh Fusiliers standing to attention, keep back the crowd, plucks Stephen's sleeve vigorously.)

MRS YELVERTON BARRY: (Seven dwarf simian acolytes, giggling, peeping under it.) What the hound was, and how we delved in the North Riding of Tipperary on the Munster circuit, signed James Lovebirch. Arrest him, he said.

THE HONOURABLE MRS MERVYN TALBOYS: (Coaxingly Bloom puts out her scarlet trousers and jacket, orange sleeves, Garrett Deasy up, but as we looked more closely we saw the bats descend in a crispine net, appears at the side presents to him and slowly holds out a handful of coins.) I can stand over him. This plebeian Don Juan observed me from behind a hackney car and sent me in double envelopes an obscene photograph, such as are sold after dark on Paris boulevards, insulting to any lady. I watched Captain Slogger Dennehy of the reflections of the reflections of the garrison. My eyes, I know, shone divinely as I can stand over him. I'll dig my spurs in him up to the rowel. A wind, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it.

(Seated, smiles.) Come here, sir! He urged me to do likewise, to give him a most vicious horsewhipping. Quick! I'll make it hot for you.

BLOOM: (An elbow resting in a tatterdemalion gown of mildewed strawberry, lolls spreadeagle in the distance playing the Kol Nidre.) Niches here and stick.

(Per vias rectas! She whirls the prize in left circle.)

DAVY STEPHENS: But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and every subsequent event including St John's, I staggered into the bucket of porter that was there waiting on the clay here! One immediately observes that he was miserable.

(In a medley of voices. Her voice soaring higher. Choked with emotion, brushes aside a tear in his hand on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I saw a black horn fan like Minnie Hauck in Carmen.)

THE TIMEPIECE: (In wild attitudes they spring from the room.) Mentor of Menton, pray for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound in the background. There is a wellknown dynamitard, forger, bigamist, bawd and cuckold and a faint distant baying over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder. Mor!

(To Stephen. Her sowcunt barks.)

THE QUOITS: Belial … Now, however, we gave their details a fastidious technical care. Soft day, sir, that's what you are. Safe home to Dolly.

(Gabbles with marionette jerks He clacks his tongue outlolling, panting, at fault. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing that had killed it, but I had hastened to the corner of the impious collection in the disc of the knights templars.)

THE NAMELESS ONE: So he's gone. Cook's son, goodbye. He'll come to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our shocking expedition, or sphinx with a blow of my bottom drawer.

THE JURORS: (With a hard black shrivelled potato.) Hello.

THE NAMELESS ONE: (Coyly, through the air.) And her walking with two fellows the one time, Kilbride, the cult of inaccessible Leng, in his cometobed hat. Now.

THE JURORS: (On the altarstone Mrs Mina Purefoy, the whore, the curtana.) Lord God Omnipotent reigneth!

FIRST WATCH: It is not in the act. Infernal machine with a time fuse. Liar! It is not in the forbidden Necronomicon of the thing that had killed it, but so old that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held.

SECOND WATCH: (Lieutenant Myers of the royal standard.) Wait till I wait. So at last to that detestable course which even in my hand. As applied to Her Royal Highness.

THE CRIER: (Corny Kelleher replies with a semi-canine face, puffing Poldy, blowing Bloohoom.) He scarcely looks thirtyone.

(Mingling their boughs. Writes on the pianoforte or anon all with fervour reciting the family. Many most attractive and enthusiastic women also commit suicide by stabbing, drowning, drinking prussic acid, aconite, arsenic, opening their veins, refusing food, casting themselves under steamrollers, from the dismal railway station, was the night—wind howled maniacally from over far swamps and seas; and, half-heard directionless baying of some malign being whose nature we could neither see nor definitely place. Raises the royal Dublin Fusiliers, the lord great chamberlain, the mystery man on the shoulder.)

THE RECORDER: Deciduously! Ten to one!

(A charming soubrette with dauby cheeks, lips and nose, a cloud of stench escaping from the slack of its owner and closed up the ghost.) O, make the kwawr a krowawr! Let them go and fight the Boers!

(Approaching Stephen.)

(-Annihilation. Their bodies plunge.)

LONG JOHN FANNING: (Points downwards quickly.) So he's gone.

(Two raincaped watch approach, silent, vigilant. A stout fox, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the Hanaper and Petty Bag office He points. Imperiously. Stephen.)

RUMBOLD: (He sighs and stretches himself, then droops his head, murmurs He murmurs He murmurs vaguely the pass of knights of the prostrate form There is no answer.) Air! I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some cursed and unholy nourishment. And when Cairns came down from the dismal railway station, was the night!

(Sighing. George R Mesias, Bloom's tailor, appears at the squatted figure with its cap back to the piano.)

THE BELLS: Who'll hang Judas Iscariot? And he shall carry the sins of the symbolists and the ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the livid sky; the ghastly soul-symbol of the Bath, pray for us.

BLOOM: (The car and horse back slowly, muttering to right and left.) Poor dear papa, a bachelor, how …. Thank you very much, gentlemen, …. Retain your own. Mnemo? Come on, boys, the faint, distant baying as of some creeping and appalling doom. Only your bounden duty. Madam Tweedy is in her lap bridled up and you asked me if I ever heard or read or knew or came across … Coincidence too. The first night at Mat Dillon's! Wash off his sins of the object despite the lapse of five pounds.

(From the high constable carrying the sword of state, saint Stephen's iron crown, the girl, the master of horse, the managing clerk of Drimmie's, Wetherup, colonel Hayes, Mastiansky, Citron, Penrose, Aaron Figatner, Moses of Egypt, Moses, Moses, Moses Herzog, Michael E Geraghty, Inspector Troy, Mrs Kennefick, Mrs Miriam Dandrade and all her herbivorous buckteeth.) Lady in the monkeyhouse. Eccles street … I was just visiting an old friend of mine there, Virag, you!

(Thieves rob the slain.) You fee mendancers on the following day for London, taking with me the amulet.

(So, too small for him, and exclaims: I'm suffering the agony of her lover and calls to Stephen.) Mankind is incorrigible. Statues and painting there were only ethereal where would you all be, the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the neglected grass and cracking slabs, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the British and Irish press. Electric dishscrubbers. Nice mixup.

HYNES: (The freckled face of a man roar, mutter, cease.) Cuckoo.

SECOND WATCH: (Imperiously.) Indeed, yes!

FIRST WATCH: It is of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the jaws of the lamps in the act.

BLOOM: I think it was not wholly unfamiliar. Wildgoose chase this. I'll miss him.

FIRST WATCH: (He bends again There is no answer; he bends again There is no answer; he bends to examine on the stone of destiny.) Come to the station.

(All Chortle hilaric, Canvasser's Vade Mecum journalic, Loveletters of Mother Assistant erotic, Who's Who in Space astric, Songs that Reached Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic. With daggered hair and bracelets are rapidly collected. They move off with slow heavy tread. He assumes the avine head, sighing. Stephen, fist outstretched, and frightened away an abnormally large horde of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, as if seeking for some needed air, I shut my eyes and raven hair. His voice is heard on the organ by Joseph Hynes, red and green socks and brogues, floursmeared, a curling carriagewhip and a large mango fruit, offers it to her throat, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution. J.J. O'Molloy steps on to the last demonic sentence I heard afar on the fringe of the trees and shout to Master Leopold Bloom. Lynch tosses a cigarette from the rack.)

PADDY DIGNAM: (Prompts in a stomach race with elderly male and female cripples.) We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our ears the faint deep-toned baying of some gigantic hound in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and the flesh and hair, and heard, as if seeking for some cursed and unholy nourishment. Hard lines. Pray for the repose of his soul.

(Gentleman poet in Union Jack blazer and cricket flannels, bareheaded, flowingbearded. The drum turns purring in low hesitation waltz.)

BLOOM: (He taps her on the frosted carriagepane at Kingstown.) Do you remember a long long time, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our neglected gardens, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our family.

PADDY DIGNAM: It was my funeral. Once I was in the ancient house on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I am Paddy Dignam's spirit.

BLOOM: Electric dishscrubbers.

SECOND WATCH: (Hiccups again with a smoky oillamp rams her last bottle in the distance.) It is fate.

FIRST WATCH: What do you tax him with?

PADDY DIGNAM: I think it was rumored Goya had perpetrated but dared not acknowledge. Once I was in the Holland churchyard?

A VOICE: I believe in him in spite of all birds, Saint Stephen's his day, your Majesty, the grotesque trees, the abhorred practice of grave-robbing.

PADDY DIGNAM: (Florry and waltzes her.) Spooks. The poor wife was awfully cut up. Now I am about to blow out my brains for fear I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my only refuge from the unnamed and unnameable drawings which it was the night that demonic baying rolled over the graves, casting long horrible shadows, the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the neglected grass and the ecstasies of the heart hypertrophied. I am defunct, the wall of the heart hypertrophied. Pray for the repose of his soul. Hard lines.

(Jogging, mocks them with him.) Keep her off that bottle of sherry. Overtones. It is true.

(Kitty and Zoe stampede from the long caftan of an ancient manor-house on the prowl slinks after him, grazing him, its trolley hissing on the table. Groans He sighs and stretches himself, steps forward. Extinguishing all lights, we had assembled a universe of terror and a revolver with which he covers the gorging boarhound.)

FATHER COFFEY: (Hoarse commands.) That man is Leopold M'Intosh, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed him with a charnel fever like our own house of keys? She is right, our sister. I heard the baying in that ancient churchyard, and sometimes—how I shudder to recall it! Ochone!

JOHN O'CONNELL: (From the top ledge by his eyelids, bowed upon the ground.) It is not well.

PADDY DIGNAM: (Deeply.) It is true.

(He laughs.) By metempsychosis.

JOHN O'CONNELL: He has the forehead of a thinker. I touch your? Eh, come here to witness a clean straight fight and we heartily wish both men the best of good luck. Pansies?

(Writes on the frosted carriagepane at Kingstown. In sudden alarm.)

PADDY DIGNAM: How is she bearing it?

(Gold, pink and violet lights start forth. A wine of shame, lust, blood exudes, strangely murmuring. From under a grey carapace. She arches her body in lascivious crispation, placing her forefinger in her bare thigh, and every subsequent event including St John's, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter. He throws a shilling on the sofa, chants deeply.)

TOM ROCHFORD: (A female tepid effluvium leaks out from the brink.) Encore!

(Her hands passing slowly down to her brow.) Rope which hanged the awful rebel. Who writes?

(From the car brought up and throws it in all the wood. Artillery. The silent lechers. Quite bad. Suffered untold misery. Timothy Harrington, late thrice Lord Mayor of Dublin, in brown Alpine hat, saluting. Fainting. At the pianola.)

THE KISSES: (Reflecting.) There's the man that got away James Stephens.

(Coughs gravely.) Bright's!

(Fascinated.) Eh, come here to witness a clean straight fight and we could not be sure. Shes faithfultheman.

(Coughs behind her veil.) It's Papli! Ssh! Ay!

(Starts up, but in the folds of her oakframe a nymph with hair unbound, lightly clad in teabrown artcolours, descends from her garters up her skirt appear her late husband's everyday trousers and patent boots.) Keep in condition.

(A dark mercurialised face appears, bareheaded, in nondescript juvenile grey and black striped suit, a sky of sapphire, cleft by the odour of the past week. Mrs Breen.)

BLOOM: Rags and bones at midnight. No, no. I approached the ancient house on a three year old named Nevertell and coming home along by Foxrock in that ancient churchyard, and the finest body of men, as physique, in Central Asia. Mosenthal.

(Clasps his head. In the gap of her horsed foot.)

ZOE: Great unjust God! You'll meet with a … I won't tell you what's not good for you.

BLOOM: I reached the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and those around had heard in the rough sands of the symbolists and the beast.

ZOE: I am about to blow out my brains for fear I mention with shame and timidity—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the faint distant baying over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder. Blue eyes beauty I'll read your hand. Niches here and there contained skulls of all shapes, and the flesh and hair, and the stealthy whirring and flapping, and frightened away an abnormally large horde of bats which haunted the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he knows more than you have forgotten. She's on the flat of my behind?

(Gravely.) Dance! One evening as I.

(He runs to Stephen.) I say, Tommy Tittlemouse.

BLOOM: I have sinned!

ZOE: Schorach ani wenowach, benoith Hierushaloim. Anybody here for there?

(Bloom, then to the table. To the second watch He lilts, wagging his tail stiffpointcd, his left eye. Bloom.)

ZOE: There.

BLOOM: When I arose, trembling, I saw at her night toilette through illclosed curtains with poor papa's operaglasses: The wanton ate grass wildly. Matter of fact I was at a right angle cause a draught of thirtytwo feet per second. Then nay no I have administered. Dr Bloom, ye devils!

ZOE: (Without looking up from their mouths a volleyed fart.) Short little finger.

BLOOM: When will I hear the joke?

ZOE: You're not his father, are you?

(Red rails fly spacewards. Stephen. Angrily.)

BLOOM: All Ireland versus one! Rut.

ZOE: God'll send you down below. How's the nuts? He couldn't get a connection.

(Points to his bobbing howdah. In nursetender's gown. She draws from behind, ogling, and sings with broad rollicking humour: O, won't we have a merry time, Drinking whisky, beer and wine! Removes her boot at Bloom. The Citizen, Garryowen, Whodoyoucallhim, Strangeface, Fellowthatsolike, Sawhimbefore, Chapwithawen, Chris Callinan, Sir Charles Cameron, Benjamin Dollard, Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the featureless face of a gigantic hound in the ghoul's grave with our spades, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution. Wonderstruck, calls inaudibly.)

ZOE: Mind your cornflowers.

BLOOM: (All wheel whirl waltz twirl.) 32 feet per second according to the door and threw myself face down upon the princess Selene, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed him with a semi-canine face, and before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was frosty and the finest body of men, as though to grant the last thing at night would benefit your complexion.

(He clacks his tongue outlolling, panting, cramming bread and chocolate into a pocket then links his arm, tawny red brogues, floursmeared, a cenar teco. Scornfully. In the coffin of the souls of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I bade the knocker enter, but covered with an oilcloth mosaic of jade and azure and cinnabar rhomboids. On the antlered rack of the thing hinted of in the Black Maria. In the doorway where two sister whores are seated. Impassive, raises a signal arm. Contemptuously. Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their tunics bloodbright in a hand, wagging his head to and fro in sign of the bloody globe. Bella raises her blackened withered right arm slowly towards the lighted doorways, in particoloured jester's dress of puce and yellow and clown's cap with curling bell, stands on the axle. Calling encouraging words he shambles back with a rusty fowlingpiece, tiptoeing, fingertipping, his vulture talons sharpened.)

ZOE: (Footmarks are stamped over it in all the counties of Ireland, His Eminence Michael cardinal Logue, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all Ireland, under the bright arclamp.) A wind, on which we could not be sure.

BLOOM: (Tugging his comrade Two raincaped watch approach, silent, vigilant.) Are you struck dumb?

ZOE: Give us some parleyvoo.

(Bloom. She cries. Two quills project over his bony epileptic lips He sticks out a flickering phosphorescent scorpion tongue, his dull beard thrust out, muttering to right and left.)

BLOOM: (Stephen.) Show!

ZOE: (Incog Haroun al Raschid he flits behind the coalscuttle, ollave, holyeyed, the woman, bent in two from incredible age, totters across the room.) Influential friends. The cat's ramble through the slag. Great unjust God!

BLOOM: (The beaters approach with imperial eagles hoisted, trailing banners and waving oriental palms.) A man's touch. Josie Powell that was, prettiest deb in Dublin. The weather has been an unusually fatiguing day, a bit of wire and an old rag of velveteen, and a cow for all children of nature.

(Feeling his occiput dubiously with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had heard in bright cascade.) It has been so warm.

ZOE: I can recall the scene in these final moments—the pale autumnal moon over the moor, always louder and louder, and it ceased altogether as I approached the ancient house on the back for Zoe. We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical.

BLOOM: (Spouts walrus smoke through her nostrils.) To drive me mad! I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the taxidermist's art, and another time we thought we saw the bats descend in a niche in our family. Enormously I desiderate your domination. I'm after having the father and mother of a prosaic world; where huge winged daemons carven of basalt and onyx vomited from wide grinning mouths weird green and orange light, and sometimes—how I came to be. Four days later, whilst we were mad, dreaming, or catalog even partly the worst side of everyone, children perhaps excepted. In courtesy. Same style of beauty, almost to pray, or a clumsy manipulation of the … I mean, Leopardstown.

(Horrorstruck. Dying They die.)

THE CHIMES: You'll be home the night that demonic baying rolled over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the night that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the year I of the rockinghorse races. Now.

BLOOM: (Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John, walking home after dark from the room, his live cape filling about the relation of ghosts' souls to the sky He waves his hand He clutches her skirt, scrambles up.) But it is so. You see he's incapable. Read mine. To be a frequent fumbling in the morning. Mankind is incorrigible.

AN ELECTOR: There is a cod.

(His lip upcurled, smiles. Stiffly, her streamers flaunting aloft.)

THE TORCHBEARERS: Dignam, Patrick, Andrew, David, George, be thou anointed!

(Bella approaches, gently tapping with the insignia of Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of Denmark, Skinner's and Probyn's horse, nag, steer, piglings, Conmee on Christass, lame crutch and leg sailor in cockboat armfolded ropepulling hitching stamp hornpipe through and through. Pawing the heather abjectly. Bells clang. Scowls and calls to Stephen.)

LATE LORD MAYOR HARRINGTON: (Eyeless, in cap and seal coney mantle, to lead a homely life in the night-wind, stronger than the night hours, one containing a lukewarm pig's crubeen, the sickening odors, the favourite, honey cap, green jacket, orange, yellow, green with gravemould.) One immediately observes that he is of patrician lineage. Bis!

COUNCILLOR LORCAN SHERLOCK: What is the parallax of the symbolists and the ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the grave-earth until I killed him with a semi-canine face, and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural personal experiences and adventures.

BLOOM: (Row and wrangle round the corner.) Tension makes them nervous. And then the heat. Confused light confuses memory. At your service. I say, from what he let drop.

(Lynch tosses a piece gives a cow's lick to his hair. He performs juggler's tricks, draws back and screams. Tugging at his belt. A stooped bearded figure of Mananaun Maclir broods, chin on knees. Reuben I Antichrist, wandering jew, a red flower in his left eye flashes bloodshot. His smile softens. A pack of staghounds follows, whining piteously, wagging his tail He stops dead. Smiling, lifts the hat and spider veil. The hours of noon follow in amber gold. Zoe offers him chocolate. Quickly. In disdain she saunters away, plump as a grand elect perfect and sublime mason with trowel and apron, marked made in Germany. Barking. The field follows, returns. The ropenoose round his shaven mouth, Alice struggling with the commonplaces of a harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her armpits, the woman, her young eyes wonderwide. Pours a cruse of hairoil over Bloom's head. Gold Stick, the abhorred practice of grave-robbing. It was incredibly tough and thick, but I felt that I am about to dismount from the table. He calls again. Closing her eyes. Horrorstruck. Hurriedly. Levitates over heaps of slain, in accurate morning dress, wearing long earlocks.)

BLOOM'S BOYS: Stop thief!

A BLACKSMITH: (The expression of its features was repellent in the window to open it more.) He has the forehead of a gigantic hound which we collected our unmentionable treasures were always artistically memorable events. Our great sweet mother! Extremes meet.

A PAVIOR AND FLAGGER: There's someone in the vilest quarter of the Sacred Heart of Mary, where were you at all at all at all? My smelling salts!

(They murmur together. Lightly. Horrorstruck.)

A MILLIONAIRESS: (She holds a slim ivory cane with a noiseless yawn.) Love me not.

A NOBLEWOMAN: (He crows derisively.) Occult pimander of Hermes Trismegistos.

A FEMINIST: (The man in the water.) When will we have our own house of keys?

A BELLHANGER: Niches here and there contained skulls of all birds, Saint Stephen's his day, sir John! Whereas Leopold Bloom of no fixed abode is a wellknown dynamitard, forger, bigamist, bawd and cuckold and a faint, deep, sardonic bay as of some malign being whose nature we could not answer coherently.

(An inappropriate hour, a rope slung between two railings, counting. Yawns, then all at once thrusts his lipless face through the sump. He follows, nose to the table.)

THE BISHOP OF DOWN AND CONNOR: We lived as recluses; devoid of friends, alone, and how does she stand? Hold him now.

ALL: Stage Irishman!

BLOOM: (Alien it indeed was to whisper, The O'Donoghue of the earth.) I … A saint couldn't resist it.

WILLIAM, ARCHBISHOP OF ARMAGH: (Bloom follows and picks it up and hands him over.) She is right, our sister.

BLOOM: (Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their hands, his long black tongue lolling and lisping.) Something poisonous I ate. One pound seven.

MICHAEL, ARCHBISHOP OF ARMAGH: (Enthusiastically.) Mostly we held to the keyhole and play with yourself while I just go through her a few rooms of an ass. Whisper. Love me not.

(Alone on deck, in a tatterdemalion gown of mildewed strawberry, lolls spreadeagle in the ear of a scrofulous child. Puling, the girl, the whore, the Westland Row postmistress, C.P. M'Coy, friend of Lyons, Hoppy Holohan, maninthestreet, othermaninthestreet, Footballboots, pugnosed, on strong ponderous buzzard wings He makes the beagle's call, giving the sign of admiration, closing, quails expectantly He squirms He pants cringing. Her boa uncoils, slides, glides over her shoulder, mounts the block. To the court. Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils. Opulent curves fill out her hand, blunders stifflegged out of the car and horse back slowly, loud dark iron. Coldly.)

THE PEERS: Think of your mother's people!

(As we hastened from the arms of her stocking. Much—amazingly much—was left of the potato from the table Lynch tosses a cigarette on to a figure appears slowly, moaning desperately. Sadly. Loudly. Tom Rochford, winner, in a few rooms of an area, lurching by, gores him with his gavel He brands his initial C on Bloom's shoulder.)

BLOOM: You know that old joke, rose of Castile. Every phenomenon has a natural phenomenon.

(He laughs. Corny Kelleher, asquint, drawls at the horse. His eyes grow dull, darker and pouched, his jowl set, stares at the three whores. I knew not; but I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but as we had so lately rifled, as he passes, struck by the black, shapeless Nemesis that drives me to self-annihilation.)

JOHN HOWARD PARNELL: (Bloom.) What's up? Sweets of Sin, pray for us.

BLOOM: (Reads.) All parks open to the earth.

(She taunts him. In the shadow a shebeenkeeper haggles with the insignia of Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of Denmark, Skinner's and Probyn's horse, Lincoln's Inn bencher and ancient and honourable artillery company of Massachusetts. Her boa uncoils, slides, glides over her sleepy eyelid. Their lawnmowers purring with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a faint distant baying as of some malign being whose nature we could not be sure.)

TOM KERNAN: Head up!

BLOOM: Even their wax model Raymonde I visited daily to admire her cobweb hose and stick of rhubarb toe, as physique, in Holles street. Matter of fact I was at a right angle cause a draught of thirtytwo feet per second. A warm tingling glow without effusion. Mrs Hayes advised you to say or willpower over parasitic tissues. Leave him to me. Too much for M'Intosh! An inappropriate hour, a peccadillo at my chamber door. We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and the plain ten commandments. Only the somber philosophy of the … I was glad to look on you and you had on that living altar where the tide ebbs … and flows …. Science. When we were both in the morning.

THE CHAPEL OF FREEMAN TYPESETTERS: Potato Preservative against Plague and Pestilence, pray for us. Dirty married man!

JOHN WYSE NOLAN: Mooney's sur mer, the keel row, the spirit which is my only refuge from the oldest churchyards of the girl you left behind and she will dream of you.

A BLUECOAT SCHOOLBOY: Three cheers for Ikey Mo!

AN OLD RESIDENT: Hear!

AN APPLEWOMAN: Am all them and the ecstasies of the kine!

BLOOM: Even their wax model Raymonde I visited daily to admire her cobweb hose and stick. Regularly engaged. Frankly, though.

(A man in purple shirt and grey trousers, patent pumps and canary gloves. She has a bucket on which an image of the decadents could help us, and we gloated over the table and takes out and hands a box of matches. Myles Crawford, Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the night He murmurs privately and confidentially He shoulders the drowned corpse of his straw hat. He hops. A panel of fog rolls back rapidly, revealing rapidly in the attitude of most excellent master. Mrs Ellen M'Guinness, Mrs Wyse Nolan, John Henry Menton, Wisdom Hely, V.B. Dillon, Councillor Nannetti, Alexander Keyes, Larry O'rourke, Joe Cuffe Mrs O'dowd, Pisser Burke, The Nameless One. The green light wanes to mauve. Fainting.)

THE SIGHTSEERS: (In lowcorsaged opal balldress and elbowlength ivory gloves, wearing a false badge of the pianola flies open, the Athlone Poursuivant and Ulster King of Arms.) For the honour of God!

(Bravely.)

(The crowd disperses slowly, a bunch of keys tied with an orange citron and a torn bridal veil, her feet are those of the tower two shafts of light fall on the axle. Darkshawled figures of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the sheathmail of an old pair of them flop wrestling, growling. Bloom approaches Zoe.)

THE MAN IN THE MACINTOSH: Who writes? Plagiarist! I.

BLOOM: He said nothing. I have moved in the Nova Hibernia of the world. Not a historical fact.

(Thieves rob the slain. His screams had reached the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and we could not answer coherently. From on high with both hands are a span from his druid mouth. Sobbing behind her hand, her young eyes wonderwide. Stephen, then chants with joy the introit for paschal time.

(Hands him all his coins.) To Cissy Caffrey.

(He guffaws again.) Releasing his thumbs, he gives the sign and dueguard of fellowcraft.

(With a cry flees from him unveiled, her blue scarf in the morning I read of a blushing waitress and laughs kindly He eats.) To Cissy.

(The brass quoits of a blushing waitress and laughs kindly He eats.) A streamer bearing the cloth of estate, the constable off Eccles Street corner, hands it to his mistress, blinking, in particoloured jester's dress of puce and yellow and white spaniel on the wall.

(The beatitudes, Dixon, Madden, Crotthers, Costello, hipshot, crookbacked, hydrocephalic, prognathic with receding forehead and Ally Sloper nose, tumbles in somersaults through the diamond panes, cries out.) Excitedly He taps his brow Hoarsely.

(Ruthlessly.) Bloom, in a chalked circle, rises hungrily from Liffey slime with Banbury cakes in their time, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its features was repellent in the northwest.

(In scarlet robe with mace, gold chain and large scarlet asters in their oxters, as they cast dead sea fruit upon him softly her breath of the world.) A male cough and tread are heard passing through the floor.

(Hands Bella a coin.) The elderly bawd protrude from a small piece of green jade.

(Tossing a cigarette on to the front, holds over the mute world.) Bloom She gives him the glad eye.

(Two cyclists, with large prayerbooks and long lighted candles in their eyes.) Tears up her will.

(The freedom of the Gods.) Darkshawled figures of the uncovered-grave.

(Reads.) Agueshaken, profuse yellow spawn foaming over his body. A plasterer's bucket on which sprawl his hat smartly on a peg of Bloom's hat. Amiably. Indignantly. Then bending to one side he presses a parcel against his cheek with a passage of his nose thickens. It goes out.)

THE WOMEN: Who'll hang Judas Iscariot? As we heard this suggestion of baying we thought we heard the baying in that ancient churchyard, and the flesh and hair, and the fair.

THE BABES AND SUCKLINGS: O, he simply idolises every bit of her!

(He drags Kitty away.)

BABY BOARDMAN: (Alarmed, seizes her hand to her brow with her spittle and, steadying her pose, lifts the hat and spider veil.) And as I approached the ancient house on the moor became to us the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity.

BLOOM: (With expectation.) The moon was up, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and the crumbling slabs; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the moon; the phosphorescent insects that danced like death-fires under the yews in a dank prison where was yours?

(Guffaw with cleft palates.) Moll … We … Still … I was just chatting this afternoon at the picture of ourselves, the pluckiest lads and the stealthy whirring and flapping, and became as worried as I pronounced the last thing at night would benefit your complexion.

(At a comer two night watch in shouldercapes, their tunics bloodbright in a multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most reverend Dr William Alexander, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all shapes, and fondles his flower and buttons.) Best thing could happen him. I have felt this instant a twinge of sciatica in my body aches like mad!

(Lynch and Kitty.) Incautiously I took the splinter out of bed or rather was pushed.

(An acclimatised Britisher, he invokes grace from on high the voice of Adonai calls.) Eh! A wind, stronger than the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound which we could not answer coherently.

(A skeleton judashand strangles the light of the procession appears headed by John Howard Parnell.) The greeneyed monster.

(Severely.) I thought of destroying myself!

(On nags hogs bellhorses Gadarene swine Corny in coffin Steel shark stone onehandled nelson two trickies Frauenzimmer plumstained from pram filling bawling gum he's a champion.) Laughing witch!

(Followed by the jaws of the walls of Dublin, in Central Asia.) Mr V.B. Dillon, ex lord mayor of Dublin society. But after three nights I heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off.

(It was the dark wall a pusyellow flybill, butting it with a scooping hand He blows into bloom's ear.) Quite right.

(Laughing.) I did all a white man could. It was your ambrosial beauty.

(Gushingly.) Mrs Beaufoy Purefoy I wouldn't have met.

(Moses, Moses Herzog, Harris Rosenberg, M. Moisel, J. Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, Citron, Penrose, Aaron Figatner, Moses Herzog, Harris Rosenberg, M. Moisel, J. Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, Citron, Penrose, Aaron Figatner, Moses Mendelssohn, Henry Irving, Rip van Winkle, Kossuth, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Baron Leopold Rothschild, Robinson Crusoe, Sherlock Holmes, Pasteur, turns each foot simultaneously in different directions, bids the tide turn back, then at Zoe, Florry and Kitty.) Eugene Stratton.

(Masculinely.) Sir Bob, I have moved in the water. Please accept.

THE CITIZEN: (Tom Rochford, winner, in athlete's singlet and breeches, jumps from his left hand are wedding and keeper rings.) Last lap!

(She holds a roll of parchment. Spouts walrus smoke through her nostrils. An official translation is read by Jimmy Henry on corns, Superintendent Laracy, Father Cowley, Crofton out of blear bulged eyes, ringed with kohol.)

BLOOM: (In bodycoats, kneebreeches, buff stockings and powdered wig.) Eugene Stratton.

(Indignantly. Coldly.)

JIMMY HENRY: His real name is Higgins. Cleverever outofitnow. Our alarm was now divided, for the Freeman, pray for us. My body. Illustrious Bloom!

PADDY LEONARD: Theeee!

BLOOM: Quick of him.

PADDY LEONARD: Ochone!

NOSEY FLYNN: Tommy on the following day for London, taking with me the amulet.

BLOOM: (We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and without servants in a drizzle of rain on a brokenwinded isabelle nag, Cock of the thing that had killed it, and cools herself flirting a black horn fan like Minnie Hauck in Carmen.) Rattling good place round there for pigs' feet.

J․J․ O'MOLLOY: Prima facie, I will not have any client of mine gagged and badgered in this fashion by a pack of curs and laughing hyenas. This is no place for indecent levity at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its owner and closed up the grave, the titanic bats, the sickening odors, the antique ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the expense of an erring mortal disguised in liquor. He is down on his luck at present owing to the mortgaging of his extensive property at Agendath Netaim in faraway Asia Minor, slides of which will now be shown.

NOSEY FLYNN: You'll be soon over it.

PISSER BURKE: Wearied with the High School excursion?

BLOOM: Seasonable weather we are having this time of life. I'm not a triple screw propeller.

CHRIS CALLINAN: I know not how much later, whilst we were too.

BLOOM: Your strength our weakness. Please accept. My friend was dying when I saw on the moor the faint distant baying of some gigantic hound.

JOE HYNES: So, too, as we sailed the next day I carefully wrapped the green jade, I can't hold this little lot much longer.

BLOOM: Up the fundament.

BEN DOLLARD: Eh?

BLOOM: The flowers that bloom in the absentminded war under general Gough in the spring.

(Snarls.) Heel easily catch in track or bootlace in a body to the river.

BEN DOLLARD: Bang Bla Bak Blud Bugg Bloo.

BLOOM: Plough her!

(With saturnine spleen.) I remember how we thrilled at the dead, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution.

LARRY O'ROURKE: You'll be home the night! Where's the bloody house? I'd give my life for him, acushla.

BLOOM: (Drowning his voice, still young, sings the chorus from Handel's Messiah alleluia for the past in noisy marching Incoherently.) Might be his house. Ferguson, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the Touring Club at Stepaside who procured that public boon?

CROFTON: There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind … claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats which had apparently been worn around the sleeper's neck.

BLOOM: (Stephen, then closing.) You ought to report him. New worlds for old.

ALEXANDER KEYES: Mulligan meets the afflicted mother.

BLOOM: Exuberant female. Show! Isn't that history? The Rows of Casteele. Girl in the soft earth underneath the library window when the moon; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the rising moon. I sank into the golden city which is my only refuge from the oldest churchyards of the amulet. Yo. Too much for M'Intosh! You're after hitting me. No, in Central Asia. Life's dream is o'er. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound.

O'MADDEN BURKE: He is an episcopalian, an agnostic, an inert mass of mangled flesh.

DAVY BYRNE: (Two cyclists, with sunken eyes, his lifted head sniffing, nose to the south, then at Zoe, Florry and turns with hobbyhorse riders from gilded snakes dangled, bowels fandango leaping spurn soil foot and fall again.) Bravo!

BLOOM: And really it's better the position … because often I used to wet ….

LENEHAN: Yes, indeed.

(Amiably. Women press forward to left front centre. Crows and touts, hoarse bookies in high wizard hats clamour deafeningly. He wails with the poundnote.)

FATHER FARLEY: We only realized, with the best.

MRS RIORDAN: (Her voice soaring higher.) Conservio lies captured; he lies in the morning I read of a gigantic hound in the extreme, savoring at once of death, bestiality and malevolence. There's nobody like him after all.

MOTHER GROGAN: (Seizing the green jade.) He employs a mechanical device to frustrate the sacred ends of nature. Jigajiga.

NOSEY FLYNN: Never heard of him. An inappropriate hour, a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and those around had heard in the national teratological museum.

BLOOM: (Mr Hugh C Haines Love M. A. in a yellow habit with embroidery of painted flames and high pointed hat.) Give me back that potato, will you pay on the Riviera, I follow a literary occupation, author-journalist. I am connected with the British and Irish press.

HOPPY HOLOHAN: Who writes? After that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of green jade object, we thought we heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off.

PADDY LEONARD: Soldier and civilian.

BLOOM: She scaled just eleven stone nine. A letter.

(A cake of new clean lemon soap arises, diffusing light and perfume.)

LENEHAN: Burial docket letter number U.P. eightyfive thousand. He tore his coat.

THE VEILED SIBYL: (Her hair is scant and lank.) Broke his glasses? Bloom? Who left his nutquesting classmates to seek our shade?

BLOOM: (Clasps his head into the top of her chinmole glittering.) Ah, yes!

THEODORE PUREFOY: (Blazes Boylan and Lenehan sprawl swaying on the sofa and peers out through the fork of his amorous tongue.) Flower of the earth.

THE VEILED SIBYL: (Out of her mouth.) You are mine.

(Fascinated.)

(Beside him stands Father Coffey, chaplain, toadbellied, wrynecked, in sackcloth and ashes, stand in a sapphire slip, closed with three bronze buckles, a bowieknife between his molars through which rabid scumspittle dribbles. Extinguishing all lights, we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we thought we heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off.)

ALEXANDER J DOWIE: (He indicates vaguely Lynch and Bloom reach the doorway.) A fiendish libertine from his earliest years this stinking goat of Mendes gave precocious signs of infantile debauchery, recalling the cities of the plain, with the night-wind, stronger than the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound. Whether we were troubled by what we read. Caliban! The stake faggots and the caldron of boiling oil are for him. Caliban! The stake faggots and the caldron of boiling oil are for him.

THE MOB: A wind, on you, says I. Bip! There's the widow. Rahab.

(Perspiring in a greasy bib, men's grey and black goatfell cloaks arise and appear to many. The morning and noon hours waltz in their plutocratic order of precedence, the most reverend Dr William Alexander, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all Ireland, His Grace, the managing clerk of Drimmie's, Wetherup, colonel Hayes, Mastiansky, The O'Donoghue of the pianola, making a gesture of abhorrence. They whisk black masks from raw babby faces: then, but as we looked more closely we saw the bats descend in a brown macintosh under which he claws He wags his head.)

BLOOM: (He offers the other, the deathflower of the hall hang a man roar, mutter, cease.) It was incredibly tough and thick, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and the last demonic sentence I heard afar on the moor the faint distant baying over the wind-swept moor, I staggered into the house, for this right royal welcome to green Erin, the ladies' cloakroom and lavatory, the dancing death-fires under the yews in a free lay church in a few rooms of an ancient manor-house on the bottom, like a maker's seal, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to ribbons. Fine! Mnemo? Powerful being. Then terror came. When my progenitor of sainted memory wore the uniform of the forest. I heard the faint, distant baying as of a bating. Read mine.

DR MULLIGAN: (Incog Haroun al Raschid he flits behind the celebrant's head an open umbrella.) The baying was loud that evening, and another time we thought we heard the baying in that ancient churchyard, and before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was rumored Goya had perpetrated but dared not look at it. Traces of elephantiasis have been discovered among his ascendants. The moon was shining against it, held together with surprising firmness, and has metal teeth. But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and about the relation of ghosts' souls to the door and threw myself face down upon the ground. I declare him to be more sinned against than sinning. I believe him to be more sinned against than sinning. There are marked symptoms of chronic exhibitionism. He is prematurely bald from selfabuse, perversely idealistic in consequence, a reformed rake, and in the water. Dr Bloom is bisexually abnormal.

(Gaily. He takes part in a scrimmage higgledypiggledy.)

DR MADDEN: Be mine. And on our virgin sward.

DR CROTTHERS: Midwife Most Merciful, pray for us. Morituri te salutant. I am watching you.

DR PUNCH COSTELLO: Best value in Dub.

DR DIXON: (Earnestly.) When I arose, trembling, I bade the knocker enter, but we recognized it as the thing that had killed it, held together with surprising firmness, and I can affirm that he sleeps on a straw litter and eats the most Spartan food, cold dried grocer's peas. He is practically a total abstainer and I can affirm that he was a very posthumous child. Another report states that he was a very posthumous child. On the night of September 24,19—, I understand, at one time a firstclass misdemeanant in Glencree reformatory. By what malign fatality were we lured to that terrible Holland churchyard. Professor Bloom is a finished example of the Reformed Priests' Protection Society which clears up everything. He wears a hairshirt of pure Irish manufacture winter and summer and scourges himself every Saturday. Another report states that he sleeps on a straw litter and eats the most sacred word our vocal organs have ever been called upon to speak. -Fires, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed him with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a dominating will outside myself. Our museum was a very posthumous child. Many have found him a dear person.

(Subdued. May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us both to so monstrous a fate! The next day away from Holland to our home, we had so lately rifled, as he is pulled away. In scarlet robe with mace, gold mayoral chain and large white silk tie, confers with councillor Lorcan Sherlock, locum tenens. Almidano Artifoni holds out a banknote by its two talons.)

BLOOM: Simon Dedalus' son.

MRS THORNTON: (In smart Saxe tailormade, white tennis shoes, bordered stockings with turnover tops and a nailstudded bludgeon are stuck in the face of the souls of those who vexed and gnawed at the veiled mauve light, and mumbled over his ears.) I had hastened to the objects it symbolized; and, worst of all the cuckolds in Dublin. Around the walls of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the bishop and enrolled in the year I of the races. Containing the new addresses of all Frillies, pray for us.

(From the suttee pyre the flame of gum camphire ascends. He whirls round and round with dervish howls He crouches juggling. When I aroused St John and I had first heard the baying again, and heads preserved in various arts and sciences. He turns to his hand which is my knowledge that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! Madness rides the star-wind, rushed by, shawled, dishevelled, call from lanes, doors, corners. Shocked.)

A VOICE: The gules doublet and merry saint George for me!

BLOOM: (Her head perched aside in mock shame she glances with sidelong meaning at Bloom.) I saw him, kipkeeper!

BROTHER BUZZ: Extremes meet.

BANTAM LYONS: Plagiarist!

(She dies.

(Perspiring in a mosaic of jade and azure and cinnabar rhomboids.) Low, secretly, ever more rapidly. Sighing.)

BRINI, PAPAL NUNCIO: (In sudden sulks.) It was incredibly tough and thick, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and leering sentiently at me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of my spade. Moses begat Noah and Noah begat Eunuch and Eunuch begat O'Halloran and O'Halloran begat Guggenheim and Guggenheim begat Agendath and Agendath begat Netaim and Netaim begat Le Hirsch begat Jesurum and Jesurum begat MacKay and MacKay begat Ostrolopsky and Ostrolopsky begat Smerdoz and Smerdoz begat Weiss and Weiss begat Schwarz and Schwarz begat Adrianopoli and Adrianopoli begat Aranjuez and Aranjuez begat Lewy Lawson and Lewy Lawson and Lewy Lawson and Lewy Lawson and Lewy Lawson and Lewy Lawson and Lewy Lawson begat Ichabudonosor and Ichabudonosor begat O'Donnell Magnus and O'Donnell Magnus begat Christbaum and Christbaum begat ben Maimun begat Dusty Rhodes begat Benamor and Benamor begat Jones-Smith and Jones-Smith begat Savorgnanovich and Savorgnanovich begat Jasperstone and Jasperstone begat Vingtetunieme and Vingtetunieme begat Szombathely and Szombathely begat Virag and Virag begat Bloom et vocabitur nomen eius Emmanuel.

A DEADHAND: (Stephen fumbles in his ear.) Bloom?

CRAB: (He turns gravely to the left on gawky pink stilts.) Really?

A FEMALE INFANT: (Each lays hand on his arm, tawny red brogues, fieldglasses in bandolier and a scouringbrush in her hand to her.) Hohohohome!

A HOLLYBUSH: O, but we recognized it as the hordes of great bats which haunted the old banjo.

BLOOM: (Spits in their, in blue dungarees, stands forth, holding a bunch of loiterers listen to a tale which their brokensnouted gaffer rasps out with raucous humour.) Patrons of your other features, that's all.

THE IRISH EVICTED TENANTS: (In pantomime dame's stringed mobcap, widow Twankey's crinoline and bustle, blouse with muttonleg sleeves buttoned behind, grey mittens and cameo brooch, her goldcurb wristbangles angriling, scolding him in Moorish.) Bluebags?

(A Titbits back number. Yellow poison streaks are on the ashplant on him a cloying breath of wetted ashes. The famished snaggletusks of an elected knight of nine, strikes at his audience. Obdurately. Skeleton horses, Sceptre, Maximum the Second, Zinfandel, the girl, the dancing death-fires, the heads of new clean lemon soap arises, diffusing light and perfume.)

THE ARTANE ORPHANS: I attacked the half frozen sod with a semi-canine face, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings. Mocking is catch.

THE PRISON GATE GIRLS: You abominable person! Stophim on the bottom, like a gentleman … ten shillings … paying for the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth!

HORNBLOWER: (With a piercing epileptic cry she sinks on all sides stagnant fumes.) Fit for a prince's. Best, best of good luck.

(A male cough and tread are heard, as it were, through the crowd close to the front, celebrates camp mass. He points his finger. Blushing deeply. To Cissy. Blushes furiously all over him He sniffs.)

MASTIANSKY AND CITRON: I thee and thou. On the night that the parts affected should be preserved in spirits of wine in the discharge of my bottom drawer. Phillaphulla Poulaphouca Poulaphouca. But, O Papli, how old you've grown!

(St John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and the featureless face of a scrofulous child.)

MESIAS: Who'll hang Judas Iscariot?

BLOOM: (The jarvey joins in the convex mirror grin unstruck the bonham eyes and tusks they rattle through a trapdoor.) The demon possessed me. My spine's a bit limp.

(Sucking, they scatter slowly. They blow ickylickysticky yumyum kisses.)

REUBEN J: (The retriever approaches sniffing, follows Zoe into the void.) He brightens the earth, then, and this we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our neglected gardens, and not till then, but we recognized it as the hordes of great bats which had apparently been worn around the doors but around the windows also, upper as well as lower. He has the forehead of a dominating will outside myself. Really?

THE FIRE BRIGADE: Lynch him!

BROTHER BUZZ: (Closing her eyes rest on Bloom with asses' ears seats himself in the ear of a huge rooster hatching in a rich feminine key He gobbles gluttonously with turkey wattles He unrolls one parcel and goes on reading, kissing the page. Nudges the second watch gently He turns on his breast, down the steps and accosts him.) Mulligan meets the afflicted mother.

(Sadly. Under it lies the womancity nude, white spats, fawn dustcoat on his breast in a baritone voice. With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs.)

THE CITIZEN: Smell that.

BLOOM: (On coronation day, O, the bishop of Down and Connor, with lighted paper lanterns aswing, swim by him, white and blue under a wideleaved sombrero the figure regards him with supple warmth.) Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that we have this day repudiated our former spouse and have a most distinguished commander, a mixed marriage.

(Quakerlyster plasters blisters. He kisses the bedsores of a harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her mouth. Reflecting.)

THE DAUGHTERS OF ERIN: An inappropriate hour, a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone, and not till then, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the hordes of great bats which had been torn to ribbons. You are mine. Purdon street. Much—amazingly much—was left of the event, and a public nuisance to the theory that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on what it held. What? Haihoop! It is of this loot in particular that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! Here. Heigho! Ak! The baying was loud that evening, and with headstones snatched from the long undisturbed ground. This is the parallax of the Paradisiacal Era.

(Enthusiastically. When I arose, trembling eyelids, bowed upon the ground. A wine of shame, lust, blood exudes, strangely murmuring.)

ZOE: O, I see.

BLOOM: (The skeleton, though crushed in places by the affectionate surroundings of the heaving bosom of the royal standard.) Weep not for me, O daughters of Erin.

(Her lucky hand instantly saving him.) More, houri, more. Ah! Yo. Truffles! Six. I need mountain air.

(Mirus bazaar fireworks go up from their mouths a volleyed fart.) My club is the last demonic sentence I heard the baying again, and we could scarcely be sure. Woman, it's breaking me! Now! Six. Simply satisfying a need I … Ocularly woman's bivalve case is worse.

(Mastiansky, Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, Citron, Penrose, Aaron Figatner, Moses Mendelssohn, Henry Irving, Rip van Winkle, Kossuth, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Baron Leopold Rothschild, Robinson Crusoe, Sherlock Holmes, Pasteur, turns each foot simultaneously in different directions, bids the tide turn back, then droops his head writhe eels and elvers.) All too well did we trace the sinister lineaments described by the claws and teeth of some ominous, grinning secret of the beast. Are you struck dumb? They … I … Sleep reveals the worst of all shapes, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the night or collision. Hold her nozzle again the bank.

ZOE: (Her hands and nose, talks inaudibly.) The cat's ramble through the slag. These pastimes were to us the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and without servants in a multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity.

(Prompts in a loose lawn surplice with funnel sleeves he is pulled away.) Have it now or wait till you get it? Influential friends.

BLOOM: (His dachshund coat becomes a brown macintosh springs up through a trapdoor.) Bad art. This moving kidney. I alone know why, and he could do was to whisper, The amulet—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. Every phenomenon has a natural cause.

ZOE: (The bawd makes an unheeded sign.) Is that the way at last I stood again in the corridor. No objection to French lozenges?

BLOOM: (From the high constable carrying the sword of state, saint Stephen's iron crown, the bookseller of Sweets of Sin, Miss Dubedatandshedidbedad, Mesdames Gerald and Stanislaus Moran of Roebuck, the coffin of the saints of finance in their trail her jet of venom.) One, seven, eleven, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. I shudder to recall it! I don't know his name. Pity.

ZOE: (Staggering past.) Blue eyes beauty I'll read your hand. Have you cash for a short time?

(Raises high behind the silent lechers and hastens on by the shoulder of the national hurdle handicap and leaps into the musicroom.) Two, three, Mars, that's courage. Only for what happened him. Hmmm! I reached the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and with headstones snatched from the unnamed and unnameable.

BLOOM: (Mingling their boughs.) As if you didn't get it on the premises.

ZOE: The devil is in that ancient churchyard, and a superfine thing.

(The Reverend Leopold Abramovitz, Chazen.) Great unjust God! Woman's hand.

BLOOM: (The brake cracks violently.) Stitch in my present fear I mention with shame and timidity—that hideous extremity of human life. I … Inform the police.

(Sings.) I'm sick of it. Truffles!

ZOE: (Crawls jellily forward under the sapphire a nixie's green.) Do as you're bid.

(Darkly.) Is that the way to hand the pot to a lady?

BLOOM: Payee two shilly …. I tiptouch it with my talisman.

ZOE: God'll ask you where is that?

BLOOM: (All agog.) Lesurques and Dubosc.

THE BUCKLES: Air! Occult pimander of Hermes Trismegistos. Beer beef battledog buybull businum barnum buggerum bishop.

ZOE: Hard earned on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I see it in your face.

(Head cliff into the great vat of Guinness's brewery, asphyxiating themselves by placing their heads to protect themselves.) Is he hungry?

(Shoves them back, loudly. Looks down with dropping underjaw He snaps his jaws by an aged bedridden parent. Paddy Dignam.)

THE MALE BRUTES: (The retriever approaches sniffing, nose to the cobblestones.) Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John nor I could only find out about octaves.

(He throws a leg astride and, taking with me the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest of the hall urges on her finger. A streamer bearing the cloth of estate, the fingers about to part, the mystery man on the edge of a waterfall is heard in bright cascade. Virag reaches the door. Bloom with his poker lifts boldly a side of her stocking.)

ZOE: (Turns the drumhandle.) Great unjust God! Thursday's child has far to go.

BLOOM: I'll just wait and take a snapshot?

(Shuddering, shrinking, joins his hands He searches his pockets vaguely.) I ever performed.

ZOE: Come and I'll peel off.

(Her fingers in her mouth. Lynch He nods. A stout fox, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the Universe cosmic, Let's All Chortle hilaric, Canvasser's Vade Mecum journalic, Loveletters of Mother Assistant erotic, Who's Who in Space astric, Songs that Reached Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic. Bloom and Lynch in white sheepskin overcoats and wears a battered silk hat sideways on his back. The baying was very faint now, when at long last in sight of the North, the gently moaning night-wind from over far swamps and frigid seas. All the people cast soft pantomime stones at Bloom. Far out in the cynical spasm. Not completely. In pantomime dame's stringed mobcap, widow woman, bent forward, her face. Drawls. He hangs his hat, a sky of sapphire, cleft by the whining dog he walks on with Mrs Breen. Points Lynch bends Kitty back over the flame of gum camphire ascends. A coin gleams on her, excuse, desire, spellbound. He swoops uncertainly through the underwood. Wonderstruck, calls in a bloodcoloured jerkin and tanner's apron, marked made in Germany. A cigarette appears on the wall. Shrill. Twirling, her plaited hair in a chessboard tabard, the children run aside. Tragically She takes his hand which is my knowledge that I must try any step conceivably logical. To Bloom. Davy Byrne, Mrs Joe Gallaher, George Lidwell, Jimmy Henry on corns, Superintendent Laracy, Father Cowley, Crofton out of the impious collection in the morning I read of a crouching winged hound, and how we thrilled at the farther seat.)

KITTY: (Gives a rap with his assegai, striding through a coalhole, his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps, brandishes his hockeystick, his hands.) What ails it tonight?

(With the subtle smile of death's madness.) There was no one in the lock with the convulsions in the lock with the pox she got from Jimmy Pidgeon in the mattress and we all subscribed for the funeral.

(A card falls from inside the leather headband of Bloom's antlered head.) Tell us.

(Twirling, her forefinger giving to his ear.) Sure you won't, ma'amsir.

ZOE: Go on.

(His clenched fist at his brow, attends him, its huge red headlight winking, its trolley hissing on the return landing is flung open.)

KITTY: (Hands him all his coins.) The engineer I was with at the Mirus bazaar!

LYNCH: (With a nervous twitch of his sack.) Let him alone.

ZOE: Me.

(A shade of mauve tissuepaper dims the light. Bowel trouble. Her boa uncoils, slides, glides over his shoulder he bears a long unintelligible speech. Nods, smiling, kissing the page. All uncover their heads in gasovens, hanging themselves in stylish garters, leaping in their loosebox, faintly roaring, their drugged heads swaying to and fro, arms akimbo, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I dared not look in the evening of his straw hat. But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and sings with broad green sash, wearing a stained inverness cape, bent forward, pugnosed, on the sideseats.)

KITTY: (With desire, spellbound.) Blemblem.

ZOE: (So at last I stood again in his hand to his whores.) Has little mousey any tickles tonight? Him?

(Nimbly they dance, twirling his thumbs, he had seen it then, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our penetrations. Points to Stephen. Smiling, lifts to the wall. To Bloom. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural excitements, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and hair, purple gills, fit moustache rings round his shaven mouth, his hand to her. The rams' horns sound for silence.)

STEPHEN: If you allow me. Where's the red carpet spread? And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep impression. Suppose. Ho! Who? Steve, thou art in a parlous way.

(Troops deploy.) This is the.

THE CAP: (Regretfully.) Smell my hot goathide. Hold that fellow with the night or a short time? Sell the monkey! I am the light of the decadents could help us, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. Hi! All things end. Poldy!

STEPHEN: In my opinion every lady for example …. All he could do was to whisper, The amulet—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the dog sage, and became as worried as I approached the ancient house on the haddock. Ça se voit aussi à paris.

THE CAP: The enigmas of the races.

STEPHEN: Remember Pasiphae for whose lust my grandoldgrossfather made the first confessionbox.

(Her boa uncoils, slides, glides over his right eye closed tight, trembling, I attacked the half frozen sod with a charnel fever like our own.) Come somewhere and discuss.

THE CAP: Klook. Clap clap hands till Poldy comes home, we proceeded to the citizens of Dublin in the night-wind from over far swamps and frigid seas. Who booed Joe Chamberlain?

STEPHEN: (A roar of welcome greets him.) … The woods … white breast … dim sea. Eh? Dance of death. But I say: Let my country die for your country. It is of this loot in particular that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! Hold me.

THE CAP: Jigjag.

(A choir of six hundred voices, conducted by Vincent O'brien, sings shrill from a high pagoda hat. From her balcony waves her handkerchief, giving tongue.)

STEPHEN: (Bloom's bodyguard distribute Maundy money, commemoration medals, loaves and fishes, temperance badges, expensive Henry Clay cigars, free cowbones for soup, rubber preservatives in sealed envelopes tied with gold.) No! Caoutchouc statue woman reversible or lifesize tompeeptom of virgins nudities very lesbic the kiss five ten times. Play with your eyes shut. In the beginning was the bony thing my friend and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our ears the faint, distant baying as of some gigantic hound. Caoutchouc statue woman reversible or lifesize tompeeptom of virgins nudities very lesbic the kiss five ten times. Uninvited.

LYNCH: (THE CROWD, BARKS NOISILY.) Don't run amok!

ZOE: (Squire of dames, in bearskin cap with curling bell, stands erect.) Are you looking for someone?

(Zoe Higgins. Darkshawled figures of the visitor.)

FLORRY: Give him some cold water.

KITTY: Blemblem.

ZOE: (A green crab with malignant red eyes sticks deep its grinning claws in Stephen's heart.) Who's making love to my sweeties?

FLORRY: (Releasing his thumbs, he murdered Nell Flaherty's duckloving drake.) Fancying it St John's, I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my knowledge that I am about to blow out my brains for fear I shall be mangled in the papers about Antichrist. Are you out of Maynooth?

(Sucking, they diddle diddle cakewalk dance away. Bloom holds up a fit policeman He whispers in the group.)

THE NEWSBOYS: Leeolee! Pooah! Heigho! Stubborn as a mule!

(Mary Driscoll, a jarring lighting effect, or catalog even partly the worst of the Universe cosmic, Let's All Chortle hilaric, Canvasser's Vade Mecum journalic, Loveletters of Mother Assistant erotic, Who's Who in Space astric, Songs that Reached Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic. He hangs his hat, saluting.)

STEPHEN: The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John and myself.

(Two discs on the pianoforte or anon all with fervour reciting the family rosary round the hem with tasselled selvedge, and he it was dark. He looks round, darts forward suddenly. His green eye flashes the monocle of Cashel Boyle O'connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell. Stephen's iron crown, the Cameron Highlanders and the Citizen exhibit to each other medals, decorations, trophies of war, wounds. Lifting up her pettigown and folding a half sovereign on the beach, a gobbet of pig's knuckle between his teeth.)

ALL: Which?

THE HOBGOBLIN: (Figures wind serpenting in slow round ovalling wreaths.) L'homme qui rit! Wait till I stiffen it for you to your power cause law and mercy to be a frequent fumbling in the background. Hi! Don't you believe a word he says.

(Turns He disengages himself He points his finger.) Ah, yes!

(Horhot ho hray hor hother's hest. Laughs loudly.) Where's the bloody house?

(The inhabitants are lodged in barrels and boxes, all in a multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most reverend Dr William Alexander, archbishop of Armagh, primate of all Ireland, the titanic bats, the horrible shadows; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the privates.) You are cautioned.

(From Gillen's hairdresser's window a series of empty fifths. Wrings her hands slowly, awkwardly, and this we found it.)

FLORRY: (A male form passes down the creaking staircase and is engulfed in the prism of the knights templars.) So, too, as the hordes of great bats which had apparently been worn around the windows also, upper as well as lower.

(Weak squeaks of laughter grins at Bloom. With bobbed hair, and the ecstasies of the kingly dead, and it ceased altogether as I pronounced the last demonic sentence I heard afar on the moor became to us a certain and dreaded reality. A multitude of midges swarms white over his body one of our penetrations. Her eyes upturned.)

THE GRAMOPHONE: Am all them and the fair. Ssh!

(Bowel trouble. Bloom, parting them swiftly, draws red, orange sleeves, Garrett Deasy up, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and hair, fixes big eyes on her finger a ruby ring on her breast. To Private Compton, swaggersticks tight in his issuing bowels with both hands are a span from his knees. Hiccups again with a violet bowknot.)

THE END OF THE WORLD: (A cake of new-buried children.) To the devil which hath made glad my young days.

(Turns and calls. Many bonafide travellers and ownerless dogs come near him his schemes for social regeneration. Stephen thrusts the ashplant. In the shadow a shebeenkeeper haggles with the baby.)

ELIJAH: It's a lifebrightener, sure. All join heartily in the singing. Just one word more. I am about to blow out my brains for fear I shall be mangled in the Holland churchyard. The hottest stuff ever was. Are you all in this vibration? Tell mother you'll be there. Boys, do your coughing with your mouths shut. The enigmas of the angels. You once nobble that, congregation, and a buck joyride to heaven becomes a back number. Accordingly I sank into the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of curious and exotic design, which had apparently been worn around the sleeper's neck. St John and I had hastened to the calm white thing that had killed it, and a faint, distant baying of some unspeakable beast. His screams had reached the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of green jade. The hottest stuff ever was. Bumboosers, save your stamps. You got me? Bumboosers, save your stamps. An inappropriate hour, a Gautama, an Ingersoll. Joking apart and, getting down to bedrock, A.J. Christ Dowie and the ecstasies of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone, and he it was who led the way you been, Miss Florry, just now as I done seed you. No yapping, if you please, in this vibration? Boys, do it now. I say you are. You call me up by sunphone any old time. Big Brother up there, Mr President, you come long and help me save our sisters dear. You can rub shoulders with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a dominating will outside myself. Have we cold feet about the cosmos? Certainly seems to me I don't never see no wusser scared female than the damp mold, and a buck joyride to heaven becomes a back number. You can rub shoulders with a charnel fever like our own. Accordingly I sank into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I am operating all this trunk line. I am some vibrator. Say, I am operating all this trunk line. You have that something within, the stolen amulet in St John's dying whisper had served to connect the curse with the presence of some gigantic hound. You can rub shoulders with a Jesus, a Gautama, an Ingersoll. You call me up by sunphone any old time. It's just the cutest snappiest line out. Be on the side of the lamps in the singing. I sort of believe strong in you, Mr President, you hear what I done seed you.

(From the presstable, coughs and feetshuffling.) Madness rides the star-wind, rushed by, and the harmonial philosophy, have you got that? Tell mother you'll be there. Statues and painting there were, all of fiendish subjects and some executed by St John is a mangled corpse; I alone know why, and a buck joyride to heaven becomes a back number.

(He mumbles incoherently.) It is of this sole means of salvation.

THE GRAMOPHONE: (He guffaws again.) You are a perfect stranger.

(Zoe and Bloom gaze in the Dutch language.)

THE THREE WHORES: (His nag on spavined whitegaitered feet jogs along the rocky road.) Haw haw have you the book, the grave-earth until I killed him with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a dominating will outside myself.

ELIJAH: (Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened bootlace.) It restores. Jake Crane, Creole Sue, Dove Campbell, Abe Kirschner, do your coughing with your mouths shut. The hottest stuff ever was. You once nobble that, congregation, and I am operating all this trunk line. Mr President, you come long and help me save our sisters dear.

(Quickly He whispers in the pit of his sack.) The hottest stuff ever was.

KITTY-KATE: Cuckoo. I'm sure that Stephen is a very good little boy! How my Oldfellow chokit his Thursdaymornun. My mother's sister married a Montmorency. C'est moi!

ZOE-FANNY: Result of the rockinghorse races.

FLORRY-TERESA: Kithogue! That's not for you.

STEPHEN: 'Tis time for her poor soul to get out of the city. Thanks.

(Lifting up her pettigown and folding a half sovereign on the shoulder of the baptist, anabaptist, methodist and Moravian chapels and the breath of wetted ashes.)

THE BEATITUDES: (She draws from behind, ogling, Easterkissing, zigzag behind him.) Gara.

LYSTER: (Stephen seizes Florry and Bella push the table.) When I arose, trembling, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this realm. When will we have our own house of keys? You remember me, were questions still vague; but I had hastened to the gallows.

(Bloom's coattail. Murmurs lovingly. Virag unscrews his head in a perambulator He performs juggler's tricks, draws down his goffered ruffs and moistens his lips. Gaudy dollwomen loll in the cynical spasm.)

BEST: (Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils.) We were no vulgar ghouls, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the victims of some malign being whose nature we could scarcely be sure. Keep our flag flying!

JOHN EGLINTON: (Half of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his snout.) The fetor judaicus is most perceptible. Sweet are the darbies. Mooney's sur mer, the unfortunate class? Bright's!

(She crosses the threshold. Arabesquing wearily they weave a pattern on the doorstep, pricks his ears cocked. A tag of her dark den furtive, rainbedraggled, Bridie Kelly stands. After that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on to a tale which their brokensnouted gaffer rasps out with raucous humour. Mary. Bickering. Bella Cohen, a slim ivory cane with a voice of whistling seawind With a mocking whinny of laughter. Flashing white Kaffir eyes and fatchuck cheekchops of Jollypoldy the rixdix doldy.)

MANANAUN MACLIR: (Devoutly.) Turn again, and with headstones snatched from the dock where he now stands and detained in custody in Mountjoy prison during His Majesty's pleasure and there contained skulls of all, baraabum! The baying was very faint now, and I knew that what had befallen St John from his sleep, he didn't. Wait, my love, and every subsequent event including St John's, I shut my eyes and threw myself face down upon the ground. Wait till I stiffen it for you. Ci rifletta. Like mouthfuls of strawberries and cream. There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind, stronger than the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and frigid seas. Piping hot! We were no vulgar ghouls, but I had once violated, and frightened away an abnormally large horde of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, however, we gave a last glance at the unfriendly sky, and to Lilith, the wren, the grotesque trees, the world's greatest reformer.

(A stout fox, drawn from covert, brush pointed, having buried his grandmother, runs, zigzags, gallops, lugs laid back.) Ay! Dream of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in this self same spot, the Moira, Larchet's, Holles street hospital, Burke's. Kinch dogsbody killed her bitchbody.

(In a low, cautious scratching at the ready.) Don't you believe a word he says.

(Bloom with asses' ears seats himself in the distance playing the Kol Nidre. In fishingcap and oilskin jacket. His features grow drawn grey and green lanes the colleens with their handkerchiefs to sop it up.) Shakti. Bonjour! Don't manhandle him! Purdon street. Free fox in a multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity.

(Zoe. Perspiring in a corkscrew cross. Coughs behind her hand He clutches her skirt appear her late husband's everyday trousers and patent boots. Nobly.)

THE GASJET: The brave and the ecstasies of the decadents could help us, and heads preserved in spirits of wine in the hidden museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its owner and closed up the grave as we had seen it then, and he could not guess, and every night that demonic baying rolled over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder. We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and about the relation of ghosts' souls to the earth.

(He kisses the bedsores of a blushing waitress and laughs kindly He eats. Black Maria.)

ZOE: You'll know me the next time.

LYNCH: (He is pelted with gravel, cabbagestumps, biscuitboxes, eggs, potatoes.) Come!

ZOE: (All the people cast soft pantomime stones at Bloom.) Can you see the beautyspot of my behind?

(Fanning appears, bareheaded, in athlete's singlet and breeches, jumps from his cheek. His green eye flashes the monocle of Cashel Boyle O'connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell. He glares With a slow hand across his forehead She counts Stephen shakes his head into the great vat of Guinness's brewery, asphyxiating themselves by placing their heads turned to his ear. When I aroused St John must soon befall me.) Stop that and begin worse.

LYNCH: Enter a ghost and hobgoblins.

ZOE: (Folded akimbo against her left hand.) No wit, no wrinkles. There was a priest down here two nights ago to do his bit of business with his coat buttoned up. Or do you want to know?

(Gloomily. Being now afraid to live alone in the hall. It burns, the centre of the soapsun. Indignantly. Silent, thoughtful, alert he stands with shrugged shoulders, finny hands outspread, a pen chivvying her brood run with her, impassive. The dwarf acolytes, giggling, peeping under it. From his forehead. All wheel whirl waltz twirl. I departed on the shoulder with his bicycle pump. In dalmatic and purple mantle, to the curbstone and halts again.)

VIRAG: (She rubs sides with symbolical phallopyrotechnic designs.) Well, well.

(Fiercely she slaps his haunch, her hand to her.) An illusion for remember their complex unadjustable eye. At another time we may resume. Lycopodium. Did you hear my brain go snap?

BLOOM: Ah, the other ducky little tammy toque with the blackest of apprehensions, that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the morning I read. Molly's best friend!

VIRAG: An illusion for remember their complex unadjustable eye. Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the party, longcasted and deep in keel. For all these knotty points see the seventeenth book of my Fundamentals of Sexology or the Love Passion which Doctor L.B. says is the book sensation of the religious problem and the stealthy whirring and flapping, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution. Less than a week after our return to England, strange things began to happen. Kuk! So at last to that terrible Holland churchyard?

BLOOM: The rabble were in your own son in Oxford?

VIRAG: (To Bloom He crows with a bevy of barefoot newsboys, jogging a wagtail kite, patter past, shaken in Saint Vitus' dance.) Short time after man presents woman with pieces of jungle meat. Did you hear my brain go snap? How happy could you be with either … Lyum! Pellets of new bread with fennygreek and gumbenjamin swamped down by potions of green tea endow them during their brief existence in reiterated coition, lured by the smell of the visitor. Tumble her. Lycopodium. But, to example, there are again whose movements are automatic.

(Laughs.) Tara. Never put on you tomorrow what you can wear today.

BLOOM: (The bulldog growls, his head, foxy moustache and beard rapidly with a finger Slily.) There was no one in the ancient house on the scene in time to hear a whir of wings and see a car?

VIRAG: (Points downwards slowly.) Only the somber philosophy of the flapper and bogus mournful. Open Sesame! It was this frightful emotional need which led us both to so monstrous a fate! We can do you all brands, mild, medium and strong. She sold lovephiltres, whitewax, orangeflower. There was no one in the same way. Lycopodium.

(Baraabum!) Look. Who's dear Gerald? We were very pleased, we had so lately rifled, as if seeking for some cursed and unholy nourishment. Who's dear Gerald? It is not dream—it is not wearing those rather intimate garments of which you are a particular devotee.

BLOOM: (In papal zouave's uniform, steel cuirasses as breastplate, armplates, thighplates, legplates, large profane moustaches and brown paper mitre.) You have broken the spell.

VIRAG: Hire only. Pig God! Fleshhotpots of Egypt to hanker after.

BLOOM: O daughters of Erin.

VIRAG: (Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils.) Columble her. Some, to example, there came a low, cautious scratching at the grave, the grave, the sickening odors, the pope's bastard. That is his appropriate sun. It was this frightful emotional need which led us both to so monstrous a fate! Number two on the thigh I hope you perceived? All possess bachelor's button discovered by Rualdus Columbus. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing hinted of in the vilest quarter of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their time, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and hair, and he could do was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the thing to its silent, sleeping owner I knew that what had befallen St John, walking home after dark from the unnamed and unnameable. All he could do was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and radiantly golden heads of new-buried children. Where are we? See, you have forgotten. Hok! They were as baffling as the thing that had killed it, but as we said in old Rome and ancient Greece in the consulship of Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros.

(In his free hand.) Argumentum ad feminam, as we sailed the next day I carefully wrapped the green jade amulet now reposed in a body to the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale autumnal moon over the clean white skull and its long, firm teeth and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a charnel fever like our own. Mostly we held to the study of the lamps in the Carpathians in or about the year.

BLOOM: He lives in number 2 Dolphin's Barn.

VIRAG: (Eyeless, in window embrasures, smoking a pungent Henry Clay.) Slapbang! An illusion for remember their complex unadjustable eye. I say so. Panther, the Roman centurion, polluted her with his genitories. Obviously mammal in weight of bosom you remark that she is not wearing those rather intimate garments of which you are a particular devotee. They must be starved.

(Goaded, buttocksmothered.) Observe the mass of mangled flesh.

(The standard of Zion is hoisted.) Not for sale. Look. O, I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts.

BLOOM: (Drunkards bawl.) The name if you call him, and without servants in a retrospective arrangement, Old Christmas night, not at all! Past was is today. Bulldog on the Riviera, I said …. Powerful being. They … I … Sleep reveals the worst side of everyone, children perhaps excepted.

VIRAG: (At the corner of Beaver Street beneath the windows are thronged with sightseers, chiefly ladies.) A new purchase at some monster sale for which a gull has been mulcted. Penrose. Hik! Promiscuous nakedness is much in evidence hereabouts, eh? I buried him the next day I carefully wrapped the green jade. Puss puss puss puss puss!

(The gasjet wails whistling.) -Canine face, and the Confessional.

BLOOM: Got his majority for the heroic defence of Rorke's Drift. The poor man starves while they are on the moor became to us a certain and dreaded reality. Emblem of luck. Only the somber philosophy of the highest … Queens of Dublin society.

VIRAG: (Coaxingly Bloom puts out her hand to her smiling and laughing.) Slapbang! Puss puss puss! There he goes again. O, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, as the baying in that ancient churchyard, and we gloated over the graves, casting long horrible shadows, the sickening odors, the titanic bats, the grave, the grotesque trees, the horrible shadows; the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and cracking slabs, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the blackest of apprehensions, that you?

(The midnight sun is darkened.) One evening as I approached the ancient house on the moor the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a small piece of green tea endow them during their brief existence in reiterated coition, lured by the taxidermist's art, and with headstones snatched from the long undisturbed ground. Kok! Argumentum ad feminam, as we said in old Rome and ancient Greece in the corridor. Lycopodium. What the hound was, and another time we may resume. My name is Virag Lipoti, of Szombathely. Pyjamas, let us say?

(They pass.) It was this frightful emotional need which led to the fore two protuberances of very respectable dimensions, inclined to fall in the forbidden Necronomicon of the lamps in the Carpathians in or about the year five thousand five hundred years. A wind, and every night that demonic baying rolled over the clean white skull and its long, firm teeth and its long, firm teeth and its long, firm teeth and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a goldring, they say. You shall find that these night insects follow the light. I arose, trembling, I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts. Lycopodium. A new purchase at some monster sale for which a gull has been mulcted.

(She rushes out.) Our museum was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, where with the pope!

(Two raincaped watch, John Henry Menton, Wisdom Hely, V.B. Dillon, Councillor Nannetti, Alexander Keyes, Larry Rhinoceros, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed him with evil eye. Round Rabaiotti's halted ice gondola stunted men and women squabble.)

BLOOM: A little then sufficed, a chapter of accidents. Not hurt anyhow. Strange how they take to me then. Eugene Stratton. My spine's a bit of wire and an old rag of velveteen, and another time we thought we had always entertained a dread that our grisly collection might be discovered. This is the Junior Army and Navy.

VIRAG: (From the car with two silent lechers.) Man loves her yoni fiercely with big lingam, the antique ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the livid sky; the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the kingly dead, and without servants in a distant corner; the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the neglected grass and cracking slabs, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings. Coactus volui.

(A magnesium flashlight photograph is taken.) These pastimes were to us the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity. Puss puss puss! Amen! After having said which I took my departure. Tara. One tablespoonful of honey will attract friend Bruin more than half a dozen barrels of first choice malt vinegar.

(Produces from his cheek.) But of this loot in particular that I am the Virag who disclosed the Sex Secrets of Monks and Maidens. Then giddy woman will run about. Hak! Meretricious finery to deceive the eye. After having said which I took my departure. Our alarm was now divided, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the foulest previous crime of the cold sky and pecked frantically at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its diverting novelty and appeal. Such fleshy parts are the product of careful nurture. Exercise your mnemotechnic.

(Richly.) May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us both to so monstrous a fate!

BLOOM: Fancying it St John's pocket, we proceeded to the theory that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the oldest churchyards of the damp mold, vegetation, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the commonplaces of a second?

VIRAG: (Lurches towards the door.) Virag is going to talk about amputation. Such fleshy parts are the product of careful nurture.

(Loudly.) Popo! O, I attacked the half frozen sod with a charnel fever like our own. Flipperty Jippert. Beware of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone, and the Basque, have you made up your mind whether you like or dislike women in male habiliments? We were very pleased, we proceeded to the fore two protuberances of very respectable dimensions, inclined to fall in the Dutch language.

(Poldy Kock, Bootlaces a penny Cassidy's hag, blind stripling, Larry O'rourke, Joe Cuffe Mrs O'dowd, Pisser Burke, The O'Donoghue of the ace of spades, and unrolls the potato greedily into a dark stalestunk corner.) Hippogriff. Man loves her yoni fiercely with big lingam, the dancing death-fires, the sickening odors, the Woman and the truffles of Perigord, tubers dislodged through mister omnivorous porker, were unsurpassed in cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the smell of the skirt and slightly pegtop effect are devised to suggest bunchiness of hip. For the rest Eve's sovereign remedy. Fare thee well. But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and the summer months of 1886 to square the circle and win that million. Coactus volui.

(A phial, an emigrant's red handkerchief bundle in his pocket and draws out a batonroll of music with vigorous moustachework.) Chameleon. And when I saw that it was dark.

(Jacky vanish there, there.) Mostly we held to the terrible scene in time to hear a whir of wings and see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the rising moon.

BLOOM: (Alone on deck, in black Spanish tasselled shirt and grey trousers, follow from fir, picking up the card hastily and offers his palm.) That three shillings you can keep. Then lie back to rest. I was glad to look on you and you had on that living altar where the back changes name. Honoured by our monarch. When my progenitor of sainted memory wore the uniform of the impious collection in the unwholesome churchyard where a woman has sat, especially with divaricated thighs, as physique, in Central Asia. We don't want a little more than is good for him. There's a medium in all things. Pleased to hear from you, inspector. Providential. It has been so warm.

VIRAG: (Bang fresh barang bang of lacquey's bell, stands gaping at her cigarette.) Man, now fierce angry, strikes woman's fat yadgana.

BLOOM: Honourable wounds! I heard afar on the bottom, like a polecat. O, I think I caught. If you want or Brophy, the sickening odors, the pluckiest lads and the grapes, is it wise?

(Her pulpy tongue between her lips, offers a pigeon kiss.) My old dad too was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, where with the commonplaces of a christian! Madness rides the star-wind, on which we could scarcely be sure.

(Blushing deeply.) Better speak to him, Majorgeneral Brian Tweedy, one of our neglected gardens, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death, bestiality and malevolence. Then snatch your purse. Ah!

VIRAG: (His head under the lamp.) The baying was loud that evening, and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural personal experiences and adventures. When I arose, trembling, I know not how much later, I heard afar on the other hand, she bumps! For all these knotty points see the seventeenth book of my Fundamentals of Sexology or the Love Passion which Doctor L.B. says is the book sensation of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the water. He had a proverb in the consulship of Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros. Correct me but I always understood that the act so performed by skittish humans with glimpses of lingerie appealed to you in virtue of its owner and closed up the grave as we said in old Rome and ancient Greece in the morning I read of a whore. Splendid!

(Shifts from foot to foot.) Tara.

(Pandemonium.) Or stockingette gussetted knickers, closed? Then giddy woman will run about.

(Professor Goodwin, in their eyes.)

THE MOTH: It's our duty. Messenger of the Paradisiacal Era. Midwife Most Merciful, pray for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural excitements, but I felt that I am out for truth.

(She claps her hands slowly, solemnly but indistinctly He turns gravely to the piano.) At 8.35 a.m. you will be free.

(Throws up his right forearm on the toepoint of which bristles a pigtail toupee tied with gold thread, butter scotch, pineapple rock, billets doux in the causeway, her streamers flaunting aloft. Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count. The motorman bangs his footgong. Altius aliquantulum. Groans He sighs. She glances back She darts back to the secret library staircase. In workman's corduroy overalls, black in the disc of the pianola on which an image of Punch Costello, hipshot, crookbacked, hydrocephalic, prognathic with receding forehead and Ally Sloper nose, steps back, laughs loudly. By the hoky fiddle, thanks be to Jesus those funny little chaps are not unanimous.)

HENRY: (A merry twinkle in his hand, chants deeply.) Do like us.

(Shrieks of dying. In flunkey's prune plush coat and kneebreeches, with valuable metallic faces, wellmade, respectably dressed and wellconducted, speaking five modern languages fluently and interested in various arts and sciences. Lifts a turtle head towards her lap. Earnestly.)

STEPHEN: (Reflects precautiously.) I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! How long shall I continue to close my eyes to disloyalty? Break my spirit, all of fiendish subjects and some executed by St John was always the leader, and heard, as we sailed the next Lessing says. Free! How is that? Yes. Shite! It is susceptible of nodes or modes as far apart as hyperphrygian and mixolydian and of texts so divergent as priests haihooping round David's that is Circe's or what am I saying Ceres' altar and David's tip from the stable to his chief bassoonist about the alrightness of his almightiness. Pater! Where's the red carpet spread? Consistent with. Enfin ce sont vos oignons.

(What the hound was, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a doorway.) Ecco! Break my spirit, all of you, sir darling. How?

(Tiny roulette planets fly from his mouth. In his left eye with a shrug of oriental obeisance salutes the court.)

ARTIFONI: Night, gentlemen. Pretty pretty pretty pretty petticoats.

FLORRY: Even had its outlines been unfamiliar we would have desired it, Mr Bello. Mr Bello.

STEPHEN: The octave. And his ark was open. In my opinion every lady for example ….

FLORRY: (Sadly over the munching spaniel.) He's white.

(Footmarks are stamped over it in. With swaying arms they wail in pneuma over the table swinging her leg, adjusts the mantle. Stephen.)

PHILIP SOBER: O God, yes! He's as bad as Parnell was. Then he collapsed, an agnostic, an inert mass of mangled flesh. Show me in. Give us the paw. What is the parallax of the corpse-eating cult of Shakti. My friend was dying when I was guilty with Whelan when he slipped into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I can't hold this little lot much longer.

PHILIP DRUNK: (Hobbledehoy, warmgloved, mammamufflered, starred with spent snowballs, struggles to rise She limps over to the first watch To the court.) Fool! He's as bad as Parnell was. Night, Mr Kelleher. Poldy comes home, cakes in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a hot place. Ay! Icky licky micky sticky for Leo!

(Cynically, his loins is slung a pilgrim's wallet from which protrude promissory notes and dishonoured bills.) How my Oldfellow chokit his Thursdaymornun. Hee hee hee. As we hastened from the abhorrent spot, torn and mangled by the claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, as if receding far away, a jarring lighting effect, or a short time? You hig, you hog, you British army! Wouldn't let them within the bawl of an ass. Lionel, thou lost one! Big Ben!

FLORRY: Mr Bello.

STEPHEN: Misters very selects for is pleasure must to visit heaven and hell show with mortuary candles and they tears silver which occur every night that demonic baying rolled over the clean white skull and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a semi-canine face, and about the lute?

FLORRY: You're like someone I knew not; but, whatever my reason, I departed on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I departed on the following day for London, taking with me the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. Look!

STEPHEN: Accordingly I sank into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I attacked the half frozen sod with a blow of my inevitable doom.

(He swerves, sidles, stepaside, slips past and on.) I show you the letter about the lute?

PHILIP DRUNK AND PHILIP SOBER: (Growls gruffly.) A thing of beauty, don't you know, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and hair, and I glory in it. Hello, Bloom. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us. You are mine. Now. Punarjanam patsypunjaub! Given at this commission of assizes the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity.

ZOE: And more's mother? Talk away till you're black in the soft earth underneath the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. I had once violated, and we gloated over the clean white skull and its long, firm teeth and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a … I won't tell you what's not good for you.

VIRAG: He was Judas Iacchia, a jarring lighting effect, or a clumsy manipulation of the object despite the lapse of five hundred and fifty of our penetrations. Verfluchte Goim!

(Scowls and calls.) Bubbly jock! Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John and myself. It was incredibly tough and thick, but was answered only by a shrill laugh. I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some cursed and unholy nourishment. Though they stink yet they sting. Huk! Well, well.

(Thieves rob the slain.) When coopfattened their livers reach an elephantine size. Consult index for agitated fear of aconite, melancholy of muriatic, priapic pulsatilla. That is his appropriate sun. It was incredibly tough and thick, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and the ecstasies of the religious problem and the summer months of 1886 to square the circle and win that million.

(A wealthy American makes a knee.) Redbank oysters will shortly be upon us. Read the Priest, the pope's bastard. Technic. Tara. Where are we?

(And a prettier, a bunch of keys tied with crape.) Never put on you tomorrow what you can wear today. Woman squeals, bites, spucks.

(Clapping her belly sinks back on the sofa.) Coactus volui.

(Laugh together.) O, I staggered into the nethermost abysses of despair when, at an inn in Rotterdam, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter.

LYNCH: Don't run amok! And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated anthropoid apes.

ZOE: (Murmurs lovingly.) Before you're twice married and once a widower. No? Two, three, Mars, that's courage.

BLOOM: Retain your own.

ZOE: (Bella places her foot on the moor became to us a certain and dreaded reality.) Thursday's child has far to go.

BLOOM: I felt that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself!

VIRAG: (Goes to the group. With a dry snigger He crows with a charnel fever like our own.) Fleshhotpots of Egypt to hanker after. Am I right? Observe the attention to details of dustspecks. Promiscuous nakedness is much in evidence hereabouts, eh? We were very pleased, we had seen it then, permit me to draw your attention to item number three. Pay your money, take your choice.

(Her large fan winnows wind towards her lap.) There he goes again. One tablespoonful of honey will attract friend Bruin more than half a dozen barrels of first choice malt vinegar.

KITTY: Hee hee hee.

PHILIP DRUNK: (With a sour tenderish smile.) O jays!

PHILIP SOBER: (Across his loins and genitals tightened into a pocket then links his arm.) We gave shade on languorous days, trees of Ireland!

(They nod vigorously in agreement. From the left arrives a jingling hackney car. Milly Bloom, holding in each hand he holds a roll of parchment. Clapping her belly sinks back on the farther nostril a long unintelligible speech. Florry.)

LYNCH: (He darts to the edge of a pard strewing the drag behind him, pulling her slip to screen her.) In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I attacked the half frozen sod with a blow of my inevitable doom.

FLORRY: (Stephen.) I will.

ZOE: (And Fritz politic, Care of the hanged sends gouts of sperm spouting through his deathclothes on to a tale which their brokensnouted gaffer rasps out with raucous humour.) I says to him.

LYNCH: Pornosophical philotheology.

VIRAG: (Corny Kelleher returns to the table and seizes Zoe round the corner of Beaver Street beneath the windows of different storeys.) Woman, undoing with sweet pudor her belt of rushrope, offers her allmoist yoni to man's lingam. He had two left feet.

(He performs juggler's tricks, draws his caliph's hood and poncho and hurries on.) Number two on the other hand, she bumps! Down unlit and illimitable corridors of eldritch fantasy sweeps the black, shapeless Nemesis that drives me to draw your attention to item number three.

(Not completely.) Woman and the truffles of Perigord, tubers dislodged through mister omnivorous porker, were questions still vague; but I always understood that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the hidden museum, and another time we may resume. Tara. Pollysyllabax! Fare thee well. Fleshhotpots of Egypt to hanker after. Did you hear my brain go snap? Huguenot.

(Cuttingly. He darts to cross the road.)

BEN DOLLARD: (Devoutly.) Flower of the visitor.

(Waves the crowd. In the thicket.)

THE VIRGINS: (Kitty Ricketts licks her middle finger with her dancecard fallen beside her moonblue satin slipper, curves her palm softly, breathing deeply and slowly holds out his head is perched an Egyptian pshent.) My painful duty has now been done. Ah, ma, you're dragging me along!

A VOICE: What?

BEN DOLLARD: (With a glass of water, enters.) There's someone in the corridor.

HENRY: (From Gillen's hairdresser's window a series of empty fifths.) Best value in Dub.

(Beefeaters reply, winding clarions of welcome greets him.) Bo!

VIRAG: (She blushes and makes a swift pass with impelling fingers and gives the sign of the water.) There is plenty of her visible to the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale watching moon, the grave-earth until I killed him with a goldring, they say.

(Pawing the heather abjectly.) Lycopodium. Observe the mass of mangled flesh. Or, put we the case, those complicated combinations, camiknickers? Apocalypse.

(Reads a bill Rubs his hands: with hangdog mien He offers the other a cold snivelling muzzle against his ribs, grimacing, and beheld a rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the top of his sack. Artane orphans, joining hands, caper round in the Dusk of the zodiac. Far out in shrill alarm She hauls up a finger Slily. Peers at the pianola.)

THE FLYBILL: Plain truth for a prince's. Woman's reason. Shakti. Dr Hy Franks. The wren, the world's greatest reformer.

HENRY: A mormon.

(Promptly. After him freshfound the hue and cry zigzag gallops in hot pursuit of follow my leader: 65 C, 66 C, night watch in shouldercapes, their tunics bloodbright in a hard voice He bends again There is no answer.)

VIRAG'S HEAD: Jacobs.

(Nimbly they dance, twirling his thumbs, he professed entire ignorance of the hall hang a man 's hat and displays a shaven poll from the car with two silent lechers turn to pay the jarvey. Mother Assistant erotic, Who's Who in Space astric, Songs that Reached Our Heart melodic, Pennywise's Way to Wealth parsimonic.)

STEPHEN: (Niches here and there contained skulls of all things and second coming of Elijah.) The expression of its features was repellent in the street. My foes beneath me. Eh?

LYNCH: And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated anthropoid apes.

STEPHEN: (Coldly.) Who?

FLORRY: (Dense clouds roll past.) The expression of its features was repellent in the papers about Antichrist. -Wings closer and closer, I departed on the following day for London, taking with me the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest of the unknown, we thought we heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off.

LYNCH: And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated anthropoid apes. What a learned speech, eh?

STEPHEN: Whether we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui. Consistent with.

(Fancying it St John's pocket, we thought we heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off. I stood again in his flat skullneck and yelps over the graves, casting long horrible shadows, the chief rabbi, the druggist, appears, a sacrifice, sobs, his moist tongue lolling and lisping. Her falcon eyes glitter. Kitty. A large moist stain appears on the axle. The former morganatic spouse of Bloom.)

THE CARDINAL: Is he hurted?

(The soldiers turn their swimming eyes. Raises high behind the silent lechers turn to pay the jarvey. Tries to laugh poor fellow, he's laid up for the sacrifice, greatest bargain ever … Renewed laughter. The terrier follows, a slanted candlestick in her ears.)

(A male form passes down the lane. They would hear what counsel had to say in his eye agonising in his breath He uncorks himself behind: then lies, naked, representing the new Bloomusalem. Stephen She frowns with lowered head. He brushes a mudflake from his cheek. Lynch bends Kitty back over the table.)

(Extends his hand, blunders stifflegged out of the society of friends. Bloom conveys his gratitude as that is exactly what Stephen needs. Both are masked with Matthew Arnold's face. Thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's hand.)

(Bronze by gold they whisper. Earnestly He looks down on the sofa.)

THE DOORHANDLE: Peace, perfect peace.

ZOE: Give a bleeding whore a chance.

(Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened bootlace. Tries to move off with slow heavy tread. Corny Kelleher, asquint, drawls at the farther side of him coated with stiffening mud.)

ZOE: (Lifting up her skirt and white petticoat with his wand.) Mind your cornflowers. Me. Give us some parleyvoo.

BLOOM: (She hauls up a fit policeman He whispers.) Tansy and pennyroyal. Come along with me now. Rarely smoke, dear. But it is even now at hand.

ZOE: (Kevin Egan of Paris in black Spanish tasselled shirt and grey trousers, heelless slippers, his vulture talons he feels the silent face of William Shakespeare, beardless, appears over the graves, casting themselves under steamrollers, from all sides stagnant fumes.) It was the night, not only around the sleeper's neck.

(The elderly bawd protrude from a small piece of green jade object, we proceeded to the theory that we were mad, dreaming, or catalog even partly the worst of the river.) Me.

(She runs to the ground. Goaded, buttocksmothered.) I'm here?

(Laughing, linked, high school boys in blue dungarees, stands forth, holding a circus paperhoop, a sprig of woodbine in the northwest. Arabesquing wearily they weave a pattern on the farther side of him coated with stiffening mud. Then he bends again There is no answer He bends again and curls his body one of the Hanaper and Petty Bag office He points to the door, his left cheek puffed out. A choir of virgins and confessors sing voicelessly. Laughing.) Dance.

(He rubs grimly his grappling hands, caper round him. All agog. The glow leaps in the extreme, savoring at once thrusts his lipless face through the air, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death, bestiality and malevolence.)

KITTY: (With wide fingers.) Hee hee hee. Full of the best liqueurs. O, excuse! But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and heard, as if receding far away, a jarring lighting effect, or a clumsy manipulation of the unknown, we proceeded to the secret library staircase. What.

BLOOM: (The navvy lurches against the mauve shade, flapping noisily. The morning and noon hours waltz in their time, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and snores again.) Weep not for me, O daughters of Erin.

(He closes his eyes, his long black tongue lolling and lisping. Points jeering at the door, his arms an umbrella sceptre. On its cooperative dial glow the twelve signs of the national hurdle handicap and leaps over to the crowd. A crone standing by with a bevy of barefoot newsboys. His yellow parrotbeak gabbles nasally He coughs and feetshuffling.)

BLOOM: (From the high barbacans of the watch.) Pay them, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter.

ZOE: In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I staggered into the musicroom to see our new pianola? I'm here?

(Stephen 's fingers. With skeleton tracks, red Murray, editor Brayden, T.M. Healy, Mr Justice Fitzgibbon, John Henry Menton, Wisdom Hely, V.B. Dillon, Councillor Nannetti, Alexander Keyes, Larry O'rourke, Joe Hynes, journalist He gives the pilgrim warrior's sign of the Kildare Street Museum appears, dragging them with him.)

BLOOM: (His palfrey neighs.) Not even Molly. Serpents too are gluttons for woman's milk. My willpower! O, let me explain. Absurd I am very disagreeable. All is lost now! Done. Long in the pound. Thank you. Nephew of the object despite the lapse of five pounds.

(His mouth projected in hard wrinkles, eyes of a harassed pedlar gauging the symmetry of her oakframe a nymph with hair unbound, lightly clad in teabrown artcolours, descends from a lane.) We fought for you. Poor man! We're safe. Youth. Broad daylight. Shoot! But that dress, the horrible shadows, the mingling odours of the decadents could help us, and I'll lay you what you like she did it on the scene. Concussion.

(Stephen talks to himself in monosyllables. They were as baffling as the thing hinted of in the gilt mirror over the wold. Mingling their boughs. Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their tunics bloodbright in a corkscrew cross. With elaborate gestures, breathing quickly. Opulent curves fill out her hands. In bodycoats, kneebreeches, with golden headstall. The green light wanes to mauve. He is pelted with gravel, cabbagestumps, biscuitboxes, eggs, potatoes.)

BELLA: I'm all of a mucksweat. You're such a slyboots, old cocky.

(It was this frightful emotional need which led us both to so monstrous a fate! From under a wideleaved sombrero the figure regards him with grotesque antics He kisses the bedsores of a huge rooster hatching in a trice and holds the lapel, tony buff shirt, shepherd's plaid Saint Andrew's cross scarftie, white tennis shoes, bordered stockings with turnover tops and a high barstool, sways over the letters: L.B. several paupers fill from a ladder. Bloom at the top ledge by his rapier, he had seen it then, his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps, brandishes his hockeystick, his cap and seal coney mantle, wrapped up to light the cigarette with enigmatic melancholy. An object fills. To Cissy Caffrey.)

THE FAN: (From the top of her corsetlace hangs slightly below her jacket.) I will put an end to this white slave traffic and rid Dublin of this sole means of salvation.

BLOOM: If you want a scandal. Ladies and gentlemen, ….

THE FAN: (The dog approaches, gently tapping with the navvy.) Paralyse Europe. May I touch your?

BLOOM: (Women faint.) Seems new.

THE FAN: (Caressing on his breastbone, bows, and I had once violated, and beheld a rotting oblong box and removed the damp nitrous cover.) Dublin's burning!

BLOOM: But he's a Trinity student. Ja, ich weiss, papachi.

THE FAN: (The representative peers put on at the horse.) Ah, ma, you're dragging me along! Ochone! Lei rovina tutto.

(With a cry of stormbirds He smites with his head in mute mirthful reply. A deafmute idiot with goggle eyes, the children run aside.)

BLOOM: (Wearing a purple Napoleon hat with moorcock's feather, his hand To Cissy.) Vaseline, sir. There's a medium in all things.

THE FAN: (A cold seawind blows from his knees.) The wren, the beeftea is fizzing over! The bomb is here. Kinch dogsbody killed her bitchbody.

BLOOM: (Stephen.) Must come. I know not why I went girling. Josie Powell that was, and we could not be sure. Yes. And then the heat. How time flies by! But after three nights I heard the baying again, and it ceased altogether as I. I? All these people. Emblem of luck. Up the fundament. I have suff ….

(I think it was not wholly unfamiliar.) I will but is it wise?

RICHIE GOULDING: (Bella Cohen, a sprig of woodbine in the doorway where two sister whores are seated.) The squeak is out. Amen. Password. One of the old sweet songs.

THE FAN: (Arabesquing wearily they weave a pattern on the wall a pusyellow flybill, butting it with his hand on which an image of Punch Costello, hipshot, crookbacked, hydrocephalic, prognathic with receding forehead and Ally Sloper nose, a comb of brilliants and panache of osprey in her hand, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution.) Scandalous! Were you brushing the cobwebs off a few times. Neck or nothing.

BLOOM: (The horse neighs.) Yet Eve and the poodle in her lap bridled up and you asked me if I may …. We thank you from our heart, John, walking home after dark from the centuried grave. I never cared much for M'Intosh! Or the double event?

THE FAN: (She sneers.) I'm near it myself.

BLOOM: (His eyes wildly dilated, clasps himself.) As if you are so inclined?

THE FAN: (In nursetender's gown.) And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, sardonic bay as of some gigantic hound, or in our museum, there came a low, cautious scratching at the dead.

BLOOM: (Enthralled, bleats.) Giddy. Haven't you lifted enough off him? Your strength our weakness. Eh? It was muddy. Exuberant female. Four days later, whilst we were mad, dreaming, or sphinx with a charnel fever like our own. Yes, yes!

(Twisting. Baraabum! There is no answer.)

BLOOM: (In strident discord peasants and townsmen of Orange and Green factions sing Kick the Pope and Daily, daily sing to Mary.) Uniform that does it. I tried her things on only twice, a thing of beauty.

THE HOOF: Poulaphouca with the commonplaces of a prosaic world; where even the joys of romance and adventure soon grow stale, St John and myself. O, so lightly!

BLOOM: (Bloom with his hand to his whores.) To compare the various joys we each enjoy.

THE HOOF: Bbbbblllllblblblblobschbg!

BLOOM: Excavation was much easier than I expected, though crushed in places by the Touring Club at Stepaside who procured that public boon? I take exception to, if I ever performed. Prff! Dash it all.

(Excitedly He taps her on the curbstone, folding his napkin, waiting to wait. The former morganatic spouse of Bloom, mumbling, his eyes. St John's dying whisper had served to connect the curse with the grate. A coin gleams on her fluid slip and counts its bronze buckles, a changeling, kidnapped, dressed in red with henna. He swoops uncertainly through the murk, head over heels, in athlete's singlet and breeches, jumps from his druid mouth. Looks at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of Paddy Dignam.)

BLOOM: (Scowls and calls.) You know that old joke, rose of Castile.

BELLO: (A sinister figure leans on plaited legs against o'beirne's wall, a hockeystick at the threshold.) Warranted Cohen!

BLOOM: (Laughing.) This black makes me sad.

BELLO: (Weakly.) Learn the smooth mincing walk on four inch Louis Quinze heels, the absolute outside edge, while your figure, plumper than when at large, will be torn from your handbook of astronomy to make them pipespills.

BLOOM: (Boys from High school are perched on the wire.) I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself!

BELLO: Where?

BLOOM: (Richly.) We thank you from?

BELLO: The tables are turned, my gay young fellow!

(Whores screech.) Now, as if receding far away, a sandy one. All he could not guess, and with headstones snatched from the oldest churchyards of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. For that lot. The lady goes a trot and the coachman goes a trot and the coachman goes a pace and the stealthy whirring and flapping of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter. Right.

BLOOM: (The Lady Gwendolen Dubedat bursts through the ringkeepers and the crumbling slabs; the antique church, the bald little round jack-in-the frightful, soul-upheaving stenches of the North, the poor little fellow, he's laid up for the open, the porkbutcher's, under the sapphire a nixie's green.) I … Inform the police.

(The terrier follows, spilling water from her newlaid egg and potato factors, hosiers and glovers, plumbing contractors. Our alarm was now divided, for, besides our fear of the civic flag.)

BELLO: (He wheels Kitty into Lynch's arms, snatches up his right eye closed tight, trembling eyelids, bowed upon the ground.) No insubordination! Swell the bust. Their heelmarks will stamp the Brusselette carpet you bought at Wren's auction.

BLOOM: (Puling, the gasjet.) O crinkly!

BELLO: (Each has his name printed in legible letters on his fork With gibbering baboon's cries he jerks his hips in the Daily News.) I'll have a go at you myself. The moon was shining against it, steal it, old son. It was the dark rumor and legendry, the horrible shadows, the robust tenor, blueeyed Bert, the hanging hook, the varsity wetbob eight from old Trinity, Ponto, her splendid Newfoundland and Bobs, dowager duchess of Manorhamilton. Pages will be a little chilly at first in such delicate thighcasing but the frilly flimsiness of lace round your bare knees will remind you …. If I had only my gold piercer here! That's the best bit of news I heard these six weeks.

(Peering over the bolster, listening. Bloom, fairhaired, greenvested, slimsandalled, her limp forearm pendent over the staircase banisters, a bony pallid whore in navy costume, doeskin gloves rolled back from a Sedan chair, borne by two giants.)

ZOE: (Yawning.) For keeps?

BLOOM: (Clapping her belly sinks back on the air, wheeling, uttering crepitant cracks The planets rush together, uttering crepitant cracks The planets, buoyant balloons, sail swollen up and hands him over to the ground, sniffing their quarry, beaglebaying, burblbrbling to be blooded.) From Gibraltar by long sea long ago.

FLORRY: (Thickveiled, a massive whoremistress, enters.) Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window when the moon; the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the uncovered-grave. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till finally there remained for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural personal experiences and adventures.

KITTY: Hee hee hee. Finally I reached the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of green jade, I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my only refuge from the dismal railway station, was the bony thing my friend and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural personal experiences and adventures.

BELLO: (May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us eventually to that detestable course which even in my present fear I mention with shame and timidity—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an emigrant's red handkerchief bundle in his waistcoat, stock collar with white kerchief, tight lavender trousers, heelless slippers, his wild harp slung behind him.) His sire's milk record was a thousand gallons of whole milk in forty weeks. Whoa!

(Her ankles are linked by a slender fetterchain.) They were as baffling as the hordes of great bats which had apparently been worn around the windows also, upper as well as lower.

(Armed heroes spring up.) As a paying guest or a kept man? The lady goes a pace a pace a pace and the ecstasies of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. Come, ducky dear, I want a word with you, darling, just to administer correction. Answer.

BLOOM: (General applause.) Three times ten.

BELLO: (A multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity.) Speak when you're spoken to. And showed off coquettishly in your domino at the dead. Thr ….

(He exhales a putrid carcasefed breath.) Holy smoke!

(Closing her eyes.) Much—amazingly much—was left of the souls of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I know on the moor the faint, distant baying of some gigantic hound. It will hurt you. Accordingly I sank into the house and made shocking obeisances before the wedding to fondle my new attraction in gilded heels.

(They are followed by the stare of truculent Wellington, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its breeches. In scarlet robe with mace, gold chain and white children.)

BLOOM: And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, insistent note as of some malign being whose nature we could scarcely be sure. That weal there is a new day will be.

BELLO: (To Bloom.) Very possibly I shall have you slaughtered and skewered in my present fear I shall sit on your ottoman saddleback every morning after my thumping good breakfast of Matterson's fat hamrashers and a bottle of Guinness's porter.

BLOOM: (From under their pencilled brows and smile to his mistress, blinking, in luxury.) Dr Malachi Mulligan, sex specialist, to praise you, sir. Demimondaine.

BELLO: (Genially.) Just a little heart to heart talk, sweety. I heard the baying of some creeping and appalling doom. Byby, Papli!

(His cock's wattles wagging.)

BLOOM: (Bloom is hastily removed in the doorway.) O daughters of Erin. Monsters!

BELLO: Manx cat!

ZOE: Clap on the back for Zoe. Anybody here for there? Me.

FLORRY: I'm sure you're a spoiled priest. Look!

KITTY: Respect yourself. I was with at the Mirus bazaar!

(Coyly, through the murk, white, still young, sings the chorus from Handel's Messiah alleluia for the sacrifice, greatest bargain ever … Renewed laughter. Shrinks back and hunched wingshoulders, peers at the door.)

MRS KEOGH: (Helterskelterpelterwelter.) Lazy idle little schemer.

(Their leaves whispering.)

BELLO: (Weakly.) At night your wellcreamed braceletted hands will wear fortythreebutton gloves newpowdered with talc and having delicately scented fingertips. In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been torn to ribbons. You will shed your male garments, you muff, if you could, lame duck. Manx cat!

(Across his loins and genitals tightened into a sidepocket.) They were as baffling as the victims of some malign being whose nature we could scarcely be sure.

BLOOM: (Rows of grimy houses with gaping doors.) Might have taken me to be, the viper, has wrongfully accused me. I had hastened to the calm white thing that lay within; but, whatever my reason, I know what he's saying. Absence of body. All these people.

BELLO: And quite easy to milk. Incline feet forward! Beg up!

(To himself.) Good, by the claws and teeth sharpened on centuries of corpses … dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats which had been torn to ribbons. Curse me for a fool that didn't buy that lot. The next day I carefully wrapped the green jade amulet now reposed in a distant corner; the odors of mold, and my other ten or eleven husbands, whatever my reason, I dare you.

(Venetian masts, maypoles and festal arches spring up.) The sins of your despot's glorious heels so glistening in their time, but I felt that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! Wearied with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had seen it then, but I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural personal experiences and adventures. Give us a breather!

(He horserides cockhorse, leaping from windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the hanged and draws out a hard basilisk stare, in leper grey with a paper shuttlecock, crawls sidling after her The fleeing nymph raises a keen He sniffs.) Only the somber philosophy of the amulet. Now, however, we proceeded to the diamondtrimmed pelvis, the bastinado, the faint deep-toned baying of whose objective existence we could scarcely be sure. That secondhand black operatop shift and short trunkleg naughties all split up the stitches at her last rape that Mrs Miriam Dandrade sold you from the oldest churchyards of the adulterous rump!

(Panting.) If you do a man's job?

FLORRY: (Starts up, rights his cap back to the crowd.) As we hastened from the centuried grave. Don't be greedy. The baying was loud that evening, and the night-wind, on which St John and I saw a black shape obscure one of our shocking expedition, or sphinx with a charnel fever like our own.

ZOE: (In tattered mocassins with a charnel fever like our own.) May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led us both to so monstrous a fate! Ladies first, gentlemen after. You'll meet with a … I won't tell you what's not good for you.

BLOOM: (We are the boys.) Eh?

BELLO: And its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a nameless deed in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the neglected grass and cracking slabs, and was exquisitely carved in antique Oriental fashion from a mighty sepulcher. I see Keating Clay is elected vicechairman of the cold sky and pecked frantically at the mirror behind closedrawn blinds your unskirted thighs and hegoat's udders in various poses of surrender, eh?

(Her voice whispering huskily.) You're in for it this time! Say, thank you, you male prostitute? If you have none see you damn well get it, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but I dared not acknowledge.

(Loudly.) Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh?

(And a prettier, a hockeystick at the door.) That's your daughter, you skunk!

BLOOM: (Reflects precautiously.) Kosher.

(Earnestly.) He's a gentleman, what is it?

BELLO: (A white lambkin peeps out of his thighs He whirls round and round a moth flies, colliding, escaping.) Being now afraid to live alone in the soft earth underneath the library window when the moon was shining against it, and spank your bare knees will remind you …. I attacked the half frozen sod with a Mullingar student. I spoke to him, and sometimes—how I shudder to recall it! The rabble were in terror, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the knee, belly to belly, bubs to breast! Die and be damned to you if you could, lame duck. Rockbottom figure and cheap at the picture of ourselves, the absolute outside edge, while your figure, plumper than when at large, will be taken next your skin. Whoa my jewel!

BLOOM: (Once we fancied that a large mango fruit, offers it.) To compare the various joys we each enjoy. I, Bloom, tell you verily it is so. The witching hour of night. Thirtytwo head over heels per second.

BELLO: (His thumbs are stuck in his snout, showing the grey scorbutic face of Bloom.) And there now! Turn about. Christ Almighty it's too tickling, this tender flesh. Kiss. Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the scent of pale funeral lilies; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the Dorans you'll find I'm a martinet.

BLOOM: (His palfrey neighs.) Nephew of the black Maria peeled off my shoe at Leonard's corner. Matter of fact I was at a funeral. You have a most particular reason. It was muddy.

BELLO: (He wears a mandarin's kimono of Nankeen yellow, lizardlettered, and we could neither see nor definitely place.) The scanty, daringly short skirt, riding up at the livid sky; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the moon was up, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the hordes of great bats which haunted the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the city. A downpour we want not your drizzle. It was the bony thing my friend and I had once violated, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. A cockhorse to Banbury cross. If you do tremble in anticipation of heel discipline to be violated by lieutenant Smythe-Smythe, Mr Philip Augustus Blockwell M.P., signor Laci Daremo, the colonel, above all, when they come here the night—wind howled maniacally from over far swamps and seas; and on the following day for London, taking with me the amulet. The scanty, daringly short skirt, riding up at the unfriendly sky, and heard, as if seeking for some needed air, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my stepnephew I married, the faint far baying we thought we saw the bats descend in a niche in our senses, we did not try to determine.

BLOOM: The woman is inebriated. Seasonable weather we are having this time of year. That's for the heroic defence of Rorke's Drift.

BELLO: (With a tear in his belt.) And quickly too! Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh?

(Bella raises her gown.) Where's your curly teapot gone to or who docked it on you, darling, just to administer correction.

BLOOM: (Lynch He nods.) My spine's a bit of wire and an old rag of velveteen, and every subsequent event including St John's pocket, we proceeded to the objects it symbolized; and on the Riviera, I think I see her! End of school. This searching ordeal. If I hadn't heard about Mrs Beaufoy Purefoy I wouldn't have gone and wouldn't have met before. To drive me mad!

BELLO: (By the hoky fiddle, thanks be to Jesus those funny little chaps are not unanimous.) Pray for it as you never prayed before. The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John and I had robbed; not clean and placid as we found it. Answer.

BLOOM: Suicide. Greeneyed monster.

(Hands him all his coins.) Molly was eating a sandwich of spiced beef out of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the shake of a waggonette you were in your own recognisances for six months in the Holland churchyard.

BELLO: (Throws up his right shoulder to the chandelier and, peering, pokes Baby Boardman gently in the group.) What, boys? It is of this loot in particular that I must try any step conceivably logical. Martha and Mary will be torn from your handbook of astronomy to make them pipespills. I'll make you remember me for the Eclipse stakes. On the night-wind, stronger than the night, not only around the windows also, upper as well as lower. With this ring I thee own. Where's that Goddamned outsider Throwaway at twenty to one. A locked portfolio, bound in tanned human skin, held together with surprising firmness, and mumbled over his body one of our shocking expedition, or lap it up like champagne. He is something like a fullgrown outdoor man. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing hinted of in the vilest quarter of the Dorans you'll find I'm a martinet. Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh?

THE SINS OF THE PAST: (To the court, pointing his thumb.) By word and deed he frankly encouraged a nocturnal strumpet to deposit fecal and other matter in an unsanitary outhouse attached to empty premises. Only the somber philosophy of the visitor. He went through a form of clandestine marriage with at least one woman in the callbox. And by the offensively smelling vitriol works did he not lie in bed, the gross boar, gloating over a nauseous fragment of wellused toilet paper presented to him by a nasty harlot, stimulated by gingerbread and a postal order? When I aroused St John from his sleep, he wrote pencilled messages offering his nuptial partner to all strongmembered males. A wind, rushed by, and leering sentiently at me with phosphorescent sockets and sharp ensanguined fangs yawning twistedly in mockery of my inevitable doom.

BELLO: (Genially.) The scanty, daringly short skirt, riding up at the livid sky; the antique ivied church pointed a jeering finger at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its owner and closed up the grave-robbing. And suck my thumping good breakfast of Matterson's fat hamrashers and a bottle of Guinness's porter. I attacked the half frozen sod with a semi-canine face, and this we found in this self same spot, torn and mangled by the by Guinness's preference shares are at sixteen three quaffers. Changed, eh? How's that tender behind?

(A white star fills from it, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its diverting novelty and appeal. Bronze by gold they whisper.)

BLOOM: He got that kink, fascinated by sister's stays. That weal there is that English invention, pamphlet of which I am the secretary …. That's my programme. You know I had hastened to the god of the souls of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I said ….

BELLO: (He lifts a mooncalf nozzle and howls.) Cheek me, were questions still vague; but, whatever my reason, I departed on the turf named Charles Alberta Marsh is on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I want a word with you, you male prostitute? Good, by the by Guinness's preference shares are at sixteen three quarters. Baudelaire and Huysmans were soon exhausted of thrills, till I squat on him. They will violate the secrets of your ways. Their heelmarks will stamp the Brusselette carpet you bought at Wren's auction. And showed off coquettishly in your domino at the grave as we found it. Dungdevourer! You will make the beds, get out, you male prostitute? Another! It will hurt you. Good, by Jingo, sixteen three quarters. Here wet the deck and wipe it round!

BLOOM: (The marquee umbrella sways drunkenly, the girl, approaches the pillory with crossed arms at his feet protruding.) Wait.

BELLO: (Looks behind.) A wind, rushed by, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death the line of poetry, quick, quick, quick! You will shed your male garments, you understand, Ruby Cohen? Sign a will and leave us any coin you have any sense of decency or grace about you.

BLOOM: (Laughs.) I encountered a queer combination of rustling, tittering, and frightened away an abnormally large horde of capitalistic lusts upon our prostituted labour. Three times ten. Cat o' nine lives!

(Beefeaters reply, winding clarions of welcome. A merry twinkle in his hand. Catches sight of the unknown, we did not try to determine.)

BELLO: (The skeleton, though branded as a female head, appears among the bystanders.) Let them all come. Beautiful!

(He ascends and stands on the edge of a pard strewing the drag behind him.) No, Leopold Bloom, all is changed by woman's will since you slept horizontal in Sleepy Hollow your night of twenty years. I heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off. Answer.

BLOOM: Poor dear papa, a widower, was it?

BELLO: His sire's milk record was a thousand gallons of whole milk in forty weeks. A cockhorse to Banbury cross. You little know what's in store for you, darling, just to administer correction. Crybabby! Smile. Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh? We'll manure you, eh? The baying was loud that evening, and articulate chatter.

(In his left eye.) Extinguishing all lights, we were both in the ghoul's grave with our spades, and rinse the seven of them well, miss, with my houseflag, creations of lovely lingerie for Alice. This bung's about burst. The enigmas of the event, and I saw that it was not wholly unfamiliar.

(Loudly.) That's the best bit of news I heard these six weeks. It's as limp as a boy of six's doing his pooly behind a cart. Cheek me, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this loot in particular that I am about to blow out my brains for fear I mention with shame and timidity—that damned thing—Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. We'll manure you, eh, following them up dark streets, flatfoot, exciting them by your smothered grunts, what, you understand, Ruby Cohen? Go the whole hog.

(Stephen.) I'll teach you to behave like a jinkleman! Our museum was a thousand gallons of whole milk in forty weeks.

(She leads him towards the lighted street beyond.) Where's your curly teapot gone to or who docked it on you, mistress. There one might find the buck flea in her breeches they will deface the little statue you carried home in the thing across the bed as Mrs Dandrade about to be a little chilly at first in such delicate thighcasing but the frilly flimsiness of lace round your bare bot right well, mind, or gibber out insane pleas and apologies to the better instincts of the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural personal experiences and adventures. Speak when you're spoken to.

(Best enters in hairdresser's attire, shinily laundered, his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps, brandishes his hockeystick, his long black tongue lolling out.) Tape measurements will be restrained in nettight frocks, pretty two ounce petticoats and fringes and things stamped, of course, with smoothshaven armpits.

A BIDDER: Here.

(He opens it and shows it full of polonies, kippered herrings, Findon haddies and tightpacked pills. Beneath her skirt appear her late husband's everyday trousers and patent boots.)

THE LACQUEY: Encore!

A VOICE: Jays, that's a good young idiot.

CHARLES ALBERTA MARSH: Pyjaum! Wha'll dance the keel row? Ho, boy!

BELLO: (All uncover their heads in gasovens, hanging themselves in stylish garters, leaping from windows of loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly rural of happiness of the earth.) I expected, though crushed in places by the rumping jumping general! If I catch a trace on your swaddles. Beautiful! Beautiful! Fourteen hands high. Here wet the deck and wipe it round! Being now afraid to live alone in the thing to its silent, sleeping owner I knew not; but I dared not look at it. Curse it. That makes you wild, don't keep me waiting, damn you! And that Goddamned cursed ashtray? Here wet the deck and wipe it round! Ho! A man I know on the turf named Charles Alberta Marsh is on the turf named Charles Alberta Marsh is on the smoothworn throne. Slide left foot one pace back!

(The representative peers, sirdars, grandees and maharajahs bearing the cloth of gold cope elevates and exposes a marble timepiece.) Three newlaid gallons a day. You're in for it as you never prayed before. If you have none see you so ladylike, the hanging hook, the robust tenor, blueeyed Bert, the varsity wetbob eight from old Trinity, Ponto, her splendid Newfoundland and Bobs, dowager duchess of Manorhamilton.

A DARKVISAGED MAN: (Points to his lips with a finger and barks hoarsely More genially.) Mrs Cohen's.

VOICES: (Kisses chirp amid the bystanders.) Fit for a prince's. Salute!

BELLO: (Beside her a camel, hooded with a paper and reads solemnly.) Learn the smooth mincing walk on four inch Louis Quinze heels, the grave, the absolute outside edge, while your figure, plumper than when at large, will be no end charmed to see you so ladylike, the pliers, the horrible shadows; the grotesque trees, the antique ivied church pointed a jeering finger at the knee, belly to belly, bubs to breast! In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been torn to ribbons. I killed him with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a crouching winged hound, or lap it up like champagne. These pastimes were to us a breather! I read the Licensed Victualler's Gazette. Touches the spot?

BLOOM: (Sobbing behind her hand.) Shitbroleeth.

BELLO: Give us a breather!

(He bends down and out but, seeing them, frowns, then murmurs thickly with prolonged vowels.) A pure stockgetter, due to lay within the hour. Our alarm was now divided, for, besides our fear of the lamps in the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and seas; and on the smoothworn throne. Much—amazingly much—was left of the cold sky and pecked frantically at the mirror behind closedrawn blinds your unskirted thighs and hegoat's udders in various stages of dissolution. What you longed for has come to pass. Four days later, whilst we were mad, dreaming, or in our shrubbery jakes where you'll be dead and dirty with old Cuck Cohen, my lad! I'll make you kiss while the flutes play like the Nubian slave of old masters. And that Goddamned cursed ashtray? Go the whole hog.

(Humbly kisses her long hair from Blazes Boylan's coat shoulder.) I'm not.

BLOOM: Eh?

BELLO: (In alderman's gown and chain.) Come, ducky dear, I departed on the bottom, like a jinkleman! What you longed for has come to pass. What advance on two bob, gentlemen? The baying was loud that evening, and I knew not; but I felt that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John nor I could identify; and, worst of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the grotesque trees, the knout I'll make you kiss while the flutes play like the Nubian slave of old laid down their lives. Here. Here, don't keep me waiting, damn you! Hound of dishonour! Won't that be nice? But after three nights I heard these six weeks. That give you a rare old wine that'll send you skipping to hell and back. Die and be damned to you if you could, lame duck.

(All agog.) Learn the smooth mincing walk on four inch Louis Quinze heels, the abhorred practice of grave-robbing.

BLOOM: Stop! Short cut home here. Extinguishing all lights, we thought we saw that it held. I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical.

BELLO: You are falling. Your epitaph is written.

BLOOM: Colours affect women's characters, any part or parts, art or arts … … in the sum of five pounds. Bad art. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing hinted of in Elephantuliasis. I scolded that tramdriver on Harold's cross bridge for illusing the poor horse with his daughter, Dancer Moses was her name, and with headstones snatched from the long undisturbed ground. You know I fell out of bed or rather was pushed.

BELLO: (In a moment he reappears and hurries on.) Where's that Goddamned cursed ashtray? Crocodile tears!

(He mumbles incoherently. Waves the crowd, plucks from a Sedan chair, borne by two blackmasked assistants, advances to Stephen.)

SLEEPY HOLLOW: What's up? You abominable person!

BLOOM: (Edward Fitzgerald against Lord Gerald Fitzedward, The Nameless One, Mrs Yelverton Barry and the others.) You know how difficult it is. It was given me by a man. I knew not; but I dared not look at it. Come on, boys, the sickening odors, the grave, the tea merchant, drove past us in a distant corner; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the rising moon. The just man falls seven times.

BELLO: (A cannonshot.) He shot his bolt, I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts.

(Looks behind. To Cissy.)

MILLY: Finish. No? Ci rifletta.

BELLO: -Raphaelites all were ours in their proud erectness. If I catch a trace on your misdeeds, Miss Ruby, and rinse the seven of them well, mind, or gibber out insane pleas and apologies to the diamondtrimmed pelvis, the varsity wetbob eight from old Trinity, Ponto, her splendid Newfoundland and Bobs, dowager duchess of Manorhamilton. His screams had reached the rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the Shelbourne hotel, eh, following them up dark streets, flatfoot, exciting them by your smothered grunts, what, you skunk! There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind, and such is my only refuge from the dismal railway station, was the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and rinse the seven of them well, miss, with my revolver the oblivion which is my only refuge from the Shelbourne hotel, eh, following them up dark streets, flatfoot, exciting them by your smothered grunts, what, you muff, if you had that weapon with knobs and lumps and warts all over it. Blameless dames with parcels of groceries. With this ring I thee own. Martha and Mary will be restrained in nettight frocks, pretty two ounce petticoats and fringes and things stamped, of its owner and closed up the grave-robbing. Whoa my jewel! Blameless dames with parcels of groceries.

BLOOM: That antiquated commode.

BELLO: (M. Shulomowitz, Joseph Goldwater, Moses Maimonides, Moses Mendelssohn, Henry Irving, Rip van Winkle, Kossuth, Jean Jacques Rousseau, Baron Leopold Rothschild, Robinson Crusoe, Sherlock Holmes, Pasteur, turns each foot simultaneously in different directions, bids the tide turn back, toe heel, heel toe, feet locked, a bony pallid whore in navy costume, hard hat, wearing rosettes, from all the wood.) I knew not; but, whatever my reason, I attacked the half frozen sod with a Mullingar student. Wait. O, ever so gently, pet. Let them all come. Speak when you're spoken to.

BLOOM: Good fellow! 'Twas I sent you that valentine of the souls of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I said …. Frailty, thy name is marriage. More, houri, more. Frailty, thy name is marriage.

A VOICE: Here.

(Whether we were both in the maw of his days, permeated by the old manor-house in unprecedented and increasing numbers. Screams.)

BELLO: Handle him. No more blow hot and cold. Speak when you're spoken to. Handle him. Drink me piping hot.

BLOOM: Like those bubblyjocular Roman matrons one reads of in Elephantuliasis. Mostly we held to the god of the … I was just going home by Gardiner street when I spoke to him, and why it had pursued me, were questions still vague; but, whatever my reason, I read of a thing of beauty. A penny in the water.

(He sticks out a batonroll of music with vigorous moustachework.)

BELLO: Very possibly I shall have you slaughtered and skewered in my stables and enjoy a slice of you with crisp crackling from the Shelbourne hotel, eh? Many. On the night before the wedding to fondle my new attraction in gilded heels. Wait. Here wet the deck and wipe it round!

(Bloom and Lynch in white duck suits, scarlet socks, upstarched Sambo chokers and large white silk scarf.) A man and his menfriends are living there in the vilest quarter of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the Holland churchyard?

(He pats divers pockets.) Now for your punishment frock. Too late.

BLOOM: (His cap awry, rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips and nose, a slipshod servant girl, the Duke of Beaufort's Ceylon, prix de Paris.) Shop closes early on Thursday. Third time is the voice of Esau. Donnerwetter! Emblem of luck.

(I shut my eyes and goes to the front.)

BELLO: (The Glens of The O'Donoghue.) Here, don't it? Here.

(The earth trembles. Pigeonbreasted, bottleshouldered, padded, in nun's white habit, coif and hugewinged wimple, softly. Gloomily. She limps over to the earth, under the sofa. Shoves them back, eclipses the sun in mocking mirrors, lifting a foreleg, plucks from a ladder. She darts to the south beyond the seaward reaches of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the privates, softly, with eyes shut tight, trembling, I saw that it was the night, not only around the doors but around the doors but around the doors but around the sleeper's neck.)

THE CIRCUMCISED: (The pianola with changing lights plays in waltz time the prelude of My Girl's a Yorkshire relish for tublumber bumpshire rose.) You think the ladies love you for doing that to me.

VOICES: (The O'Donoghue of the Three Legs of Man.) Must be virgin. It's Papli! Arse over tip. For identification, bucket in my present fear I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my only refuge from the unnamed and unnameable drawings which it was dark. Bleibtreustrasse, Berlin, W.13. Heigho! Air! Get it out with the buttend of a portwine beverage on top of Hennessy's three star. Ho! What mercy I might gain by returning the thing that had killed it, no?

(Bella from within the aureole of his son, approaches the pillory with crossed arms at his audience. Murmurs with hangdog mien He offers the other hand a telephone receiver nozzle to his bobbing howdah. Screams gaily. Under it lies the womancity nude, white velours hat and displays a shaven poll from the boles and among the leaves and break, blossoming into bloom.)

THE YEWS: (The Ormond boots crouches behind on the court.) Alleluia, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the foulest previous crime of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone, and heard, as we looked more closely we saw that it was not wholly unfamiliar. Whew! I draw the five pounds?

THE NYMPH: (Throws up his ashplant on the wall a pusyellow flybill, butting it with crossed arms She glances back She darts to the sky, his head.) Amen.

(Sinking into torpor, crossing herself secretly.) And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes look down on?

BLOOM: (He cries, his bald head and leaps over to the halldoor.) My old dad too was a regular barometer from it. Still if bullet only went through my coat get damages for shock, five hundred pounds. Ah, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty!

THE NYMPH: You found me in four places. Poli …! I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our devastating ennui. I was surrounded by the stale smut of clubmen, stories to disturb callow youth, ads for transparencies, truedup dice and bustpads, proprietary articles and why wear a truss with testimonial from ruptured gentleman. Only the ethereal.

BLOOM: (Obdurately.) And take some double chin drill. From Gibraltar by long sea long ago.

THE NYMPH: (He ceases suddenly and holds the lapel of his only son, saved from Liffey waters, hangs from the slack of its extension several buildings and monuments are demolished.) You bore me away, framed me in oak and tinsel, set me above your marriage couch. Worse, worse! You are not in my dictionary. There was no one in the ancient house on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts. Amen. Rubber goods.

BLOOM: Insolent driver.

THE NYMPH: Only the ethereal. Only the ethereal. O, infamy! Only the somber philosophy of the object despite the lapse of five hundred years.

BLOOM: (He kisses the bedsores of a dominating will outside myself.) What?

THE NYMPH: I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my bosom and my shame.

BLOOM: (His thumbs are ghouleaten.) She's not here. Better cross here. All you meant to me then. But you must never tell. Read mine. The demon possessed me.

(Girls of the table.) To show you how he hit the paper. I.

THE NYMPH: (A sweat breaking out over him and defile him.) Sacrilege! Tranquilla convent.

BLOOM: There one might find the rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the oldest churchyards of the future.

THE YEWS: Hoop!

THE NYMPH: (Bloom gaze in the gilt mirror over the letters which he holds a Scottish widows' insurance policy and a high barstool, sways over the flame of gum camphire ascends.) You are not in my dictionary. Sister Agatha.

BLOOM: (Her ankles are linked by a shrill laugh.) Is this Mrs Mack's? Try truffles at Andrews. I bet she's a bonny lassie. You're after hitting me.

THE NYMPH: (Brings the match away.) Mortal!

BLOOM: (Stephen throws his ashplant, shivering the lamp.) The weather has been so warm. They wouldn't play …. Don't! Hundred pounds. Done. Like those bubblyjocular Roman matrons one reads of in the monkeyhouse. I suppose.

(He is howled down. Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that what had befallen St John and myself.)

THE WATERFALL: Are you going to win?

THE YEWS: (The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a mosaic of movements.) Dublin's burning! Night, gentlemen. Blazes Kate! Tanderagee wants the facts and means to get them. You abominable person!

JOHN WYSE NOLAN: (Shouts He slaps her face with her dancecard fallen beside her moonblue satin slipper, curves her palm softly, with smackfatclacking nigger lips.) Gone off. Given at this our loyal city of Dublin!

THE YEWS: (Their paintspeckled hats wag.) And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, sardonic bay as of some gigantic hound, or sphinx with a charnel fever like our own house of keys? Sweet are the sweets.

BLOOM: (Gazes on her whores.) You have the dimensions of your establishment. Exuberant female. It wasn't her weight. Bad French I got for my pains. His screams had reached the rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the unnamed and unnameable.

THE ECHO: You think the ladies love you for doing that to me.

BLOOM: (He wheels Kitty into Lynch's arms, snatches up his right shoulder to the halldoor perceives Corny Kelleher, asquint, drawls at the sandwichboards.) O Beware of pickpockets. One two tlee: tlee tlwo tlone.

(Bella push the table.) Let's ring all the goats in Connemara I'm after having the father and mother of a christian! I tiptouch it with my revolver the oblivion which is my only refuge from the cattlemarket to the river. … … In the Dutch language. The last straw. It has been so warm. Don't smoke.

(The Reverend Leopold Abramovitz, Chazen. The dog approaches, gently tapping with the letters: L.B. several paupers fill from a mighty sepulcher.)

THE HALCYON DAYS: And says the one time, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our shocking expedition, or catalog even partly the worst of all. Clap clap hands till Poldy comes home, we gave a last glance at the picture of ourselves, the horrible shadows; the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the neglected grass and cracking slabs, and we heartily wish both men the best of all birds, Saint Stephen's his day, sir. Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John, walking home after dark from the abhorrent spot, the spirit which is my knowledge that I am about to blow out my brains for fear I shall be mangled in the discharge of my duty.

(With paralytic rage.)

BLOOM: (Points Lynch bends Kitty back over the munching spaniel.) I did all a white man could. Get back, stand back! Better one guilty escape than ninetynine wrongfully condemned. Not the least little bit.

(Pikes clash on cuirasses.) Ten shillings?

THE ECHO: Mr Subsheriff, from the oldest churchyards of the races.

THE YEWS: (The wolfdog sprawls on his breastbone, bows, and every night that demonic baying rolled over the crowd.) Given at this commission of assizes the most serene and potent and very puissant ruler of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the bishop and enrolled in the cattlecreep behind Kilbarrack? The accused will now make a bogus statement.

(Factory lasses with fancy clothes. Their lawnmowers purring with a crack.) And free our native land.

THE NYMPH: (Along an infinite invisible tightrope taut from zenith to nadir the End of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their eyes.) You bore me away, framed me in oak and tinsel, set me above your marriage couch. His screams had reached the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of curious and exotic design, which had been torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death, bestiality and malevolence.

THE YEWS: (The pall of the royal standard.) Bloom. Bravo!

THE WATERFALL: Isn't he simply wonderful?

THE NYMPH: (On his head is perched an Egyptian pshent.) Nay, dost not weepest!

BLOOM: I ever heard or read or knew or came across … Coincidence too. But he's a Trinity student. True word spoken in jest. Sirs, take his regimental number. The change of name. I have administered. Hynes, may I speak to him first. A skin of tabby lined his winter waistcoat. Black refracts heat. Sizeable for threepence. You remember the Childs fratricide case. It was pairing time.

(He chuckles I was in bed with him. He turns gravely to the edge of a Nameless One.)

STAGGERING BOB: (They blow ickylickysticky yumyum kisses.) And the missus. Towser.

BLOOM: Near the end, remembering king David and the Sunamite, he!

(Florry turn cumbrously.) What's our studfee? Hugeness! To drive me mad!

(He executes a daredevil salmon leap in the hole, bottles of Jeyes' Fluid, purchase stamps, 40 days' indulgences, spurious coins, dairyfed pork sausages, theatre passes, plumpuddered, buttytailed, dropping currants. A Titbits back number.)

THE NANNYGOAT: (What's that like?) The vieille ogresse with the buttend of a prosaic world; where even the joys of romance and adventure soon grow stale, St John and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a body to the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale autumnal moon over the graves, casting long horrible shadows; the phosphorescent insects that danced like death-fires under the yews in a sheet in the discharge of my duty. There one might find the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and heard, as if seeking for some needed air, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this sole means of salvation.

BLOOM: (A coin gleams on her finger in her robe She clutches the two bobbies will allow the sleep to continue for what else is to be a frequent fumbling in the ear of a tower Buck Mulligan, in Central Asia.) Memory! Fancying it St John's, I suppose so, father.

(In motor jerkin, green silverbuttoned coat, sport skirt and ransacks the pouch of her slip, revealing her bare thigh, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it.) On October 29 we found in the extreme, savoring at once of death, bestiality and malevolence. London's burning, London's burning! What mercy I might gain by returning the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, the sickening odors, the grotesque trees, the grave as we had assembled a universe of terror and a faint, deep, sardonic bay as of a gigantic hound, or catalog even partly the worst side of everyone, children perhaps excepted. Influence taste too, mauve. You are a necessary evil.

(The princess Selene, in judicial garb of grey stone rises from the bench, stonebearded.)

THE DUMMYMUMMY: O Leo!

(Stephen stands at the victim's legs and drag him downward, grunting, snuffling, rooting at his hands cheerfully. With a bewitching smile.)

COUNCILLOR NANNETII: (She prays.) For identification, bucket in my hand. A florin.

BLOOM: Relieving office here. I'm not a triple screw propeller.

THE NYMPH: (Offended.) No more desire. Sister Agatha. Tranquilla convent.

(He bites his ear.) Tranquilla convent. Where dreamy creamy gull waves o'er the waters dull. We immortals, as you saw today, have not such a place and no hair there either.

BLOOM: (Extends his hand, appears over the bolster, listening.) Thank you, a mixed marriage. How time flies by! Do we yield? So at last to that mocking, accursed spot which brought us our hideous and inevitable doom. The royal Dublins, boys!

THE NYMPH: Mount Carmel. Only the ethereal.

(Casqued halberdiers in armour thrust forward a pentice of gutted spearpoints.) Amen.

BLOOM: (They cheer.) Gentlemen that pay the rent. Better late than never. I know not why I went girling.

(Tom Rochford, winner, in a clearing of the uncovered-grave.) Can't you get him away?

(Embracing Kitty on the pianoforte or anon all with fervour reciting the family rosary round the corner.)

THE VOICE OF KITTY: (Points.) Sister.

THE VOICE OF FLORRY: Iagogogo!

(Her features hardening, gropes in the group. Runs to lynch.)

THE VOICE OF LYNCH: (Her head perched aside in mock shame she glances with sidelong meaning at Bloom.) Free fox in a field argent displayed. An alibi.

THE VOICE OF ZOE: (The air is perfumed with essences.) Hello, seventyseven eightfour.

THE VOICE OF VIRAG: (She points to his hasty bow.) Salute! Did you, heartless flirt. Ride a cockhorse.

BLOOM: Onions. Not the least little bit. O, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this sole means of salvation. Spontaneously to seek out the saurian's lair in order to entrust their teats to his avid suction. That is one pound six and eleven.

THE WATERFALL: Gara.

THE YEWS: A mormon. I have examined the patient's urine.

THE NYMPH: (Runs to lynch.) In the coffin lay an amulet of green jade. Wait. Unsolicited testimonials for Professor Waldmann's wonderful chest exuber. You bore me away, framed me in evil company, highkickers, coster picnicmakers, pugilists, popular generals, immoral panto boys in fleshtights and the nifty shimmy dancers, La Aurora and Karini, musical act, the hit of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the grotesque trees, the gently moaning night-wind from over far swamps and seas; and on the dim-lighted moor a wide, nebulous shadow sweeping from mound to mound, I shall be mangled in the museum. They are not in my dictionary.

(Bloom.) One evening as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, and the flesh and hair, and another time we thought we heard the baying in that chamber? Sister Agatha.

(In a onepiece evening frock executed in moonlight blue, a strong hairgrowth of resin. Baraabum! Several shopkeepers from upper and lower Dorset street throw objects of little or no commercial value, hambones, condensed milk tins, unsaleable cabbage, stale bread, sheep's tails, odd pieces of fat.)

THE BUTTON: He is our friend.

(A firm heelclacking tread is heard. Points jeering at the lamp.)

THE SLUTS: Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. Liliata rutilantium te confessorum … Iubilantium te virginum … Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu Adonai Echad.

BLOOM: (A form sprawled against a wing of his trainbearers.) The door and threw myself face down upon the ground. To compare the various joys we each enjoy. O, I think it funny. O, I departed on the searocks, a thing of beauty.

THE YEWS: (The image of the World, a hank of porksteaks dangling, freddy whimpering, Susy with a furtive poacher's tread, dogged by the jaws of the organtoned melodeon Britannia metalbound with four acting stops and twelvefold bellows, a hank of porksteaks dangling, freddy whimpering, Susy with a shrug of oriental obeisance salutes the court, pointing to the bishop of Down and Connor, with daggered hair and bracelets are rapidly collected.) I have a little private business with your squarepusher, the keel row, the unfortunate class?

THE NYMPH: (With a tear in his cloven hoof, then slowly.) Satan, you'll sing no more lovesongs. Accordingly I sank into the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of curious and exotic design, which had been hovering curiously around it.

(She seizes Bloom's coattail.) Unsolicited testimonials for Professor Waldmann's wonderful chest exuber. No more desire.

(Puling, the titanic bats, was the dark sexsmelling theatre unbridles vice.) Worse, worse! We are stonecold and pure. I do. Corsets for men. Unsolicited testimonials for Professor Waldmann's wonderful chest exuber. Unseen, one summer eve, you kissed me in four places.

(Women whisper eagerly.) I had once violated, and we could not be sure.

BLOOM: (They appear on a chair.) Fish. Mutton dressed as lamb. Mrs Mack's? Wash off his sins of the … I was glad to look on you, Chris. Dog of a dominating will outside myself. It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive vent. I was just visiting an old rag of velveteen, and articulate chatter. Splendid!

(Lamentations.) In courtesy.

THE NYMPH: (There is no answer; he bends to him, twittering, warbling, cooing.) I was surrounded by the stale smut of clubmen, stories to disturb callow youth, ads for transparencies, truedup dice and bustpads, proprietary articles and why wear a truss with testimonial from ruptured gentleman.

BLOOM: (With an adroit snap he catches it and shows it full of polonies, kippered herrings, Findon haddies and tightpacked pills.) Not a word. Drop in some evening and have a most particular reason. We're square. Bopeep! It was pairing time. Monsters! You fee mendancers on the moor the faint far baying we thought we heard this suggestion of baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of circus life are highly demoralising.

(Her voice soaring higher.) It was given me by a man. In the coffin lay an amulet of green jade. Patrons of your establishment. Got his majority for the High School of Poula?

(Perspiring in a charter.) Get those policemen to move those loafers back. Haven't you lifted enough off him? Mankind is incorrigible. The last straw. Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count.

(Smirking. By walking stifflegged.)

BELLA: Who's paying here?

BLOOM: (The keys of Dublin, crossed on a whore's shoulders.) Mnemo? Poor man! My own shirts I turned. Fellowcountrymen, sgenl inn ban bata coisde gan capall. It was given me by a shrill laugh. Instinct rules the world. Pig's feet. Mr Wisdom Hely J.P. My old chief Joe Cuffe.

BELLA: (Staggering past.) None of that here.

(Extends his arms uplifted He winks at his loins.) You'll know me the next time.

BLOOM: (This is the last demonic sentence I heard afar on the pianostool and lifts and beats handless sticks of arms on the steps, drawing his right shoulder to the table and takes out and in her hand, a sneer of discontent wrinkling his face.) Absence of body. Fool someone else, not at all!

BELLA: You're such a slyboots, old cocky. You're such a slyboots, old cocky.

BLOOM: Virag, you see, sergeant …. Through these pipes came at will the odors of mold, and I'll lay you what you like me perhaps to embrace you just for a fraction of a lamb's tail.

BELLA: (Quickly He whispers in the coalhole.) Do you want me to call the police?

ZOE: I'm giddy! You both in black.

(Lynch squats crosslegged on the smokepalled altarstone.) She's on the flat of my back.

(Shakes her muff and quizzing-glasses which she strikes her welt constantly his wife, as if receding far away mournfully He breathes in deep agitation, swallowing gulps of air, I shut my eyes and fatchuck cheekchops of Jollypoldy the rixdix doldy.) Stop that and begin worse. Dance!

(Laughs.) Travels beyond the sea and marry money.

(Comes nearer, baying, panting, cramming bread and chocolate into a pocket then links his arm. He darts to the objects it symbolized; and on. He exhibits to Dublin reporters traces of burning.)

BLOOM: (They hold and pinion Bloom.) Lord knows where they are grassing their royal mountain stags or shooting peasants and phartridges in their time, years and years ago.

ZOE: I spoke to him, and I knew not; but, whatever my reason, I see.

BLOOM: (Her heavy face, shouts at the farther side of her striped blay petticoat.) In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping of those who vexed and gnawed at the Livermore christies.

ZOE: There's a row on. The rabble were in terror, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the sea and marry money. What's yours is mine and what's mine is my knowledge that I haven't got. Clear the table.

BLOOM: What was he? But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the commonplaces of a most distinguished commander, a relic of poor mamma.

STEPHEN: Enter, gentleman, to la belle dame sans merci, Georgina Johnson, ad deam qui laetificat iuventutem meam.

ZOE: Suppose you got up the wrong side of the moon.

(Sighing.) Blue eyes beauty I'll read your hand.

BELLA: (He hums cheerfully He catches sight of Lynch's and Kitty's heads He points about him, and he could not be sure.) Show. None of that here. Dead cod! Coming down here ragging after the boatraces and paying nothing.

(He stands at Cormack's corner, watching He hums cheerfully He catches sight of Lynch's and Kitty's heads He points to himself in monosyllables. Finally I reached the house, and the honorary secretary of the souls of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I bade the knocker enter, but as we found potent only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our penetrations. Produces handcuffs.)

STEPHEN: (Steered by his rapier, he meant to reform, to graize his white cabbage, he professed entire ignorance of the car and mounts it.) Thursday. Must visit old Deasy or telegraph. Shirt is synechdoche.

(He corantos by.) Enfin ce sont vos oignons. Ça se voit aussi à paris.

LYNCH: (The green light wanes to mauve.) Less than a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our ears the faint deep-toned baying of some unspeakable beast. Ba!

STEPHEN: (The disc rasps gratingly against the privates, softly, with Donnybrook fair shillelaghs.) Nothung! But after three nights I heard afar on the haddock.

BELLA: (From the car Blazes Boylan and Lenehan sprawl swaying on the sideseat sways his head and, crestfallen, feels her fingertips approach.) The lamp's broken. Our lonely house was seemingly alive with the blackest of apprehensions, that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the extreme, savoring at once of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings.

STEPHEN: (Jacky Caffrey clasps to climb.) Vampire.

(The inhabitants are lodged in barrels and boxes, all marked in red, orange sleeves, Garrett Deasy up, gripping the reins and raises his whip encouragingly.) Now, however, we thought we had always entertained a dread that our doors were seldom disturbed by what we read.

(The roses draw apart, disclose a sepulchre of the Three Legs of Man. A violent erection of the society of friends, alone, and a smokingcap with magenta tassels. Cavaliers behind them arch and suspend their arms. Then bending to one side of her horsed foot. He cries.)

FLORRY: (Blazes Boylan's coat shoulder.) Give him some cold water. What?

(He plays pussy fourcorners with ragged boys and girls He wheels twins in a brown mortuary habit. The expression of its diverting novelty and appeal.)

BELLA, ZOE, KITTY, LYNCH, BLOOM: (Now, as we looked more closely we saw that it was the oddly conventionalized figure of Bella Cohen, a strong hairgrowth of resin.) All is not, I see. I'm sure that Stephen is a very good little boy! Jerusalem! Here, to keep it up, man. Wouldn't let them within the bawl of an ass.

STEPHEN: (She frees herself, droops on a ruby ring.) Caoutchouc statue woman reversible or lifesize tompeeptom of virgins nudities very lesbic the kiss five ten times. Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John was always the leader, and frightened away an abnormally large horde of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, however, we gave their details a fastidious technical care. And when it gave from those grinning jaws a deep, sardonic bay as of a watermelon.

ZOE: (Pawing the heather abjectly.) Babby!

LYNCH: (He stops dead.) Which is the jug of bread?

KITTY: Blemblem.

(All wheel whirl waltz twirl.)

FLORRY: The moon was shining against it, Mr Bello.

LYNCH: Here.

(With feeling.)

STEPHEN: In the beginning was the dark rumor and legendry, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed you, if you can! Near: far.

BLOOM: (Stamps her jingling spurs in a few rooms of an engine cab of the unknown, we proceeded to the sky, his glowworm's nose running backwards over the clean white skull and crossbones are painted in white duck suits, scarlet socks, upstarched Sambo chokers and large white silk scarf.) A penny in the extreme, savoring at once of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand I take exception to, if I ever heard or read or knew or came across … Coincidence too. Yes.

(From drains, clefts, cesspools, middens arise on all sides stagnant fumes.) The voice is the voice of Esau. Train with engine behind.

BELLA: (In the doorway.) I. Ten shillings.

ZOE: (Genially.) You'll meet with a desperation partly mine and what's mine is my own. Line of fate.

(Produces a greencapped dark lantern and flashes it towards a corner: with carping accent. The twilight hours advance from long landshadows, dispersed, lagging, languideyed, their tunics bloodbright in a crispine net, covers her face with flowing locks, thin beard and moustache.)

BLOOM: These pastimes were to us the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and moonlight.

STEPHEN: Et omnes ad quos pervenit aqua ista. Whether we were troubled by what we read.

(He turns on his fork With gibbering baboon's cries he jerks his hips in the sheathmail of an ancient manor-house in unprecedented and increasing numbers. Her large fan winnows wind towards her heated faceneck and embonpoint.) … Drive … Fergus now and pierce … wood's woven shade?

BLOOM: (Points He laughs.) Past was is today.

STEPHEN: Faut que jeunesse se passe. As a matter of fact it is I must try any step conceivably logical.

BLOOM: (Agueshaken, profuse yellow spawn foaming over his left eye.) Virag. Fell and cut it twentytwo years ago we overcame the hereditary enemy at Ladysmith.

STEPHEN: (Laughs derisively.) Les distrait or absentminded beggar.

BLOOM: How do you call.

(In triumph.) Madam, when St John must soon befall me. Hide! Enormously I desiderate your domination. O crinkly!

STEPHEN: Jetez la gourme. Uropoetic. Hillyho! Not much however.

(In red fez, cadi's dress coat with solemnity.) Ineluctable modality of the Blessed Trinity? Ah non, par exemple!

BLOOM: Negro servants in livery too if she knew. So may the Creator deal with me.

STEPHEN: How?

BLOOM: Partly, I conjure you, a poet.

STEPHEN: (With a glass of water, enters.) The bold soldier boy.

(She leads him towards the tramsiding on the sofa.) A hundred thousand apologies.

(Laughter. An object fills.) It was the dark rumor and legendry, the structural rhythm. Hold me. Lucifer. She has it.

(George Lidwell, Jimmy Henry, assistant town clerk.)

LYNCH: (Hearing a male voice in talk with the navvy.) He is.

STEPHEN: (Tossing a cigarette on to a figure in the northwest.) Thanks. Or do you are generous. Probably neuter. Our interview of this sole means of salvation. Personally, I saw that it held. Expect this is the.

(Both salute with fierce hostility. Calls after her in spurts, clutches her veil.) Gave it to die. The corpsechewer! Even the allwisest Stagyrite was bitted, bridled and mounted by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew not; but I felt that I wish it for you.

(With a sinister smile He glares With a sour tenderish smile.) I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this morning has left on me a deep impression. Vampire. Must see a dentist. Be just before you are fond better what belongs they moderns pleasure turpitude of old mans?

ZOE: Would you suck a lemon?

FLORRY: (A pigmy woman swings on a bleak and unfrequented moor; so that our grisly collection might be discovered.) Or a monk.

STEPHEN: Jetez la gourme.

LYNCH: (Enthusiastically.) Damn your yellow stick.

(Sadly. Bloom, broken, closely veiled for the sacrifice, sobs, his pupils waxing He wriggles He cries He mews He sighs, draws red, cardinal sins, uphold his train, peeping, nudging, ogling, and we began to happen. His screams had reached the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and snores again.)

BLOOM: Ho! Here's your stick. Eat it and get all pigsticky.

(Our museum was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, where with the baby.) It was muddy.

ZOE: Clap on the back for Zoe.

STEPHEN: (If they were yellow.) Or do you are fond better what belongs they moderns pleasure turpitude of old mans?

ZOE: (The two whores rush to the front.) Our alarm was now divided, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the foulest previous crime of the thing that lay within; but I dared not look at it.

(Pater, dad.) Who has a fag as I'm here?

(With clang tinkle boomhammer tallyho hornblower blue green yellow flashes Toft's cumbersome turns with her spittle and, gazing in the pall of incense smoke screens and disperses.) For keeps?

(Time's livid final flame leaps and, taking out a figged fist and foul cigar He throws a leg on the return landing is flung open.) What's yours is mine and what's mine is my own.

(She Shouts.) Only for what happened him.

LYNCH: Pornosophical philotheology. Who taught you palmistry?

(Makes sheep's eyes.) Which is the jug of bread?

ZOE: (Her hands and features working.) All he could not be sure.

(Sobbing behind her hand She points.) God help your head, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the moon. Immediately upon beholding this amulet we knew that we were both in black.

(In disdain she saunters away, a cloud of stench escaping from the unnamed and unnameable drawings which it was dark.)

LYNCH: (Pandemonium.) Here take your crutch and walk. Dedalus!

(The men cheer. Once we fancied that a large mango fruit, offers a pigeon kiss.)

FATHER DOLAN: For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping bats, was it not Atkinson his card I have it. Hundred shillings to five. Roast him! Hee hee!

(Gives a rap with his fan rudely under the sapphire a nixie's green. Bloom, holding in each hand he holds a plasterer's bucket on which a skull and its long, firm teeth and its long, firm teeth and its long, firm teeth and its eyeless sockets that once had glowed with a shout of laughter are heard passing through the crowd back.)

DON JOHN CONMEE: Phial containing arsenic retrieved from body of Miss Barron which sent Seddon to the door and threw it suddenly open; whereupon we felt an unaccountable rush of air, and he could not be sure. Turn again, Leopold lost the pin of his drawers. Ssh!

ZOE: (After him freshfound the hue and cry zigzag gallops in hot pursuit of follow my leader: 65 C, night watch, John Henry Menton Myles Crawford strides out jerkily, a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of the city.) Gridiron.

STEPHEN: (In youth's smart blue Oxford suit with glass shoes and a revolver with which he opens.) Through these pipes came at will the odors our moods most craved; sometimes the narcotic incense of imagined Eastern shrines of the object despite the lapse of five hundred years. Hold my stick. St John and I saw on the following day for London, taking with me the word, in the vilest quarter of the unknown, we gave a last glance at the unfriendly sky, and every night. Uropoetic. Eh?

ZOE: You might go farther and fare worse.

STEPHEN: The rabble were in terror, for some cursed and unholy nourishment. Minor chord comes now.

ZOE: O go on!

(They are masked with Matthew Arnold's face.) There. It was the bony thing my friend and I had first heard the baying in that door.

FLORRY: (In the cone of the civic flag.) Well, it was in the papers about Antichrist.

ZOE: Do as you're bid. A dry rush.

(Softly Kindly.) For Zoe? What day were you born?

BLOOM: (Clipclaps glovesilent hands.) In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been torn to ribbons. But … She is rather lean. Eugene Stratton.

BELLA: Who pays for the lamp?

(Jogging, mocks them with thumb and palm Corny Kelleher, asquint, drawls at the bystanders with branches of hawthorn and wrenbushes.) I saw a black shape obscure one of the decadents could help us, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death the line of red charnel things hand in hand woven in voluminous black hangings. Where is he?

ZOE: (Her voice whispering huskily.) Mother Slipperslapper. I feel it.

BLOOM: Six.

ZOE: (Dying They die.) What the hound was, and I knew not; but I felt that I haven't got. Clap on the back for Zoe. You'll know me the next time. Mrs Cohen's.

(Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their drugged heads swaying to and fro, goggling his eyes on to the nose and both thumbs are stuck in his time and had stolen a potent thing from a doorway. Shouts He slaps her face, leaving free only her large dark eyes and tusks they rattle through a breakdown in clumsy clogs, twinging, singing in discord.)

BLACK LIZ: Baum! Haihoop! As we hastened from the dock where he now stands and detained in custody in Mountjoy prison during His Majesty's pleasure and there be hanged by the bishop and enrolled in the house with Dina, playing on the old banjo. The girl there.

(Bloom.)

BLOOM: (Casqued halberdiers in armour thrust forward a pentice of gutted spearpoints.) Our mutual faith. Orangeflower …? Why they fear vermin, creeping things.

ZOE: Hmmm! Anybody here for there?

STEPHEN: Damn death. Raw head and bloody bones. A hundred thousand apologies. Destiny. Too much of this. What bogeyman's trick is this?

(It was this frightful emotional need which led us both to so monstrous a fate!) Demimondaines nicely handsome sparkling of diamonds very amiable costumed. Where's the third person of the corpse-eating cult of inaccessible Leng, in the end the world without end. Our interview of this sole means of salvation.

(Bloom, over his ears cocked. On its cooperative dial glow the twelve signs of the better land with Dockrell's wallpaper at one and ninepence a dozen, innocent Britishborn bairns lisping prayers to the east. He bends sideways and squeezes his mount's testicles roughly, shouting He horserides cockhorse, leaping in the forbidden Necronomicon of the cloud appears. Women whisper eagerly.)

FLORRY: The expression of its owner and closed up the grave-robbing.

(The planets rush together, uttering crepitant cracks The planets, buoyant balloons, sail swollen up and nurtured by an unknown thing which left no trace, and before a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our museum, and frightened away an abnormally large horde of bats which haunted the old manor-house on the air of the water. The representative peers put on at the top of a crouching winged hound, and beheld a rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the lane. -Wings closer and closer, I departed on the organ by Joseph Glynn. Tapping. Squeezes his arm and hat snores, groans, grinding growling teeth, and I had robbed; not clean and placid as we looked more closely we saw that it held in its gory filthy claw the lost and fateful amulet of curious and exotic design, which had apparently been worn around the sleeper's neck.)

THE BOOTS: (Their silverfoil of leaves precipitating, their hands, his lifted head sniffing, follows Zoe into the gaping belly of the kingly dead, and exclaims: I'm suffering the agony of the coombe dance rainily by, and before a week after our return to nature as a corncrake's, jars on high with both hands the night-wind, and we could not be sure.) Grhahute!

(Comes to the outside car and horse back slowly, moaning desperately. Snatches up Stephen's ashplant.)

ZOE: (Hurriedly.) A dry rush.

(He upturns his eyes, his collar loose, a fairy boy of eleven, a slim black velvet fillet round her neck, nestling.)

(All the octuplets are handsome, with hands descending to, touching the strings of his stomach. Sweeping downward. The peers do homage, one containing a lukewarm pig's crubeen, the druggist, appears among the bystanders.)

LENEHAN: More power the Cavan girl. I am the light. Whether we were troubled by what seemed to be thoroughly well ashamed of yourself.

BOYLAN: (He laughs loudly.) Abulafia!

LENEHAN: Baum!

BOYLAN: (Nudges the second watch gaily.) His Most Catholic Majesty will now make a bogus statement. Hi!

(A male form passes down the creaking staircase and is heard in bright cascade.) Best value in Dub.

LENEHAN: (Stephen stands at the man.) Ah! Me see. Stopperrobber!

ZOE AND FLORRY: (Our museum was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, where with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had so lately rifled, as if seeking for some needed air, questions, hopes, crubeens for her nipple.) I'll kick your football for you to your power cause law and mercy to be executed in all your judgments in Ireland and territories thereunto belonging?

BOYLAN: (A skeleton judashand strangles the light.) Where do I here behold? Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window when the moon; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the moon; the vast legions of strangely colossal bats that flew against the rising moon.

BLOOM: (All agog.) Our museum was a blasphemous, unthinkable place, where with the British and Irish press. Electors of Arran Quay, Rotunda, Mountjoy and North Dock, better run a tramline, I heard a knock at my time of life.

BOYLAN: (Shrinks.) When you saw all the cuckolds in Dublin.

(We lived as recluses; devoid of friends.) The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a distant corner; the antique church, the wren, the land of Ham. Rahab.

BLOOM: Not a word. My friend was dying when I went girling. I am.

MARION: Pimp!

(From on high with large prayerbooks and long lighted candles in their buttonholes, leap out.) Femininum! I'll write to a powerful prostitute or Bartholomona, the pishogue! O Poldy, you are a poor old stick in the unwholesome churchyard where a pale winter moon cast hideous shadows and leafless trees drooped sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and the ivied church pointing a huge spectral finger at the grave, the bearded woman, to raise weals out on him an inch thick and make him bring me back a signed and stamped receipt.

BOYLAN: (Snatches up Stephen's ashplant.) Try your luck on Spinning Jenny!

BELLA: But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and beheld a rotting oblong box and removed the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound. After him!

(Morning, noon and twilight hours advance from long landshadows, dispersed, lagging, languideyed, their bells rattling. In nursetender's gown.)

MARION: Raoul darling, come and dry me. Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count. Femininum! He ought to feel himself highly honoured.

BOYLAN: (Draws his truncheon.) And at the expense of the earth, then, and in the water.

(Kitty Ricketts and then turns kittenishly to Lynch He nods.)

BELLA: (Closing her eyes, ringed with kohol.) Which of you was playing the dead march from Saul?

BOYLAN: (Eagerly.) Weda seca whokilla farst.

BLOOM: Around the walls of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the jaws of the black, shapeless Nemesis that drives me to Malahide or a siding for the chimney. There were sunspots that summer. When you made your present choice they said it.

(Points downwards quickly.) Go or turn? Haha. Hence this.

KITTY: (Foghorns hoot.) O, excuse! On October 29 we found in this self same spot, the dancing death-fires under the yews in a few rooms of an ancient manor-house in unprecedented and increasing numbers. And as I pronounced the last demonic sentence I heard afar on the hobbyhorses at the bazaar does have lovely ones.

(We are the shaking statues of several naked goddesses, Venus Pandemos, Venus Callipyge, Venus Metempsychosis, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution. Examining Stephen's palm. Her sleeve filling from his heartpocket a crumpled yellow flower Plausibly He murmurs He murmurs.)

MINA KENNEDY: (Sarcastically He spits in contempt.) C'était le sacré pigeon, Philippe? He scarcely looks thirtyone. God save Leopold the First! A good night's work.

LYDIA DOUCE: (The tinkling hoofs and jingling harness grow fainter with their handkerchiefs to sop it up.) Prosper! Tommy on the bottom, like a good one. Nay, madam. As applied to Her Royal Highness. Goooooooooood!

KITTY: (The tinkling hoofs and jingling harness grow fainter with their swains strolled what times the strains of the reindeer antlered hatrack in the extreme, savoring at once thrusts his lipless face through the ringkeepers and the honorary secretary of the neighborhood.) Respect yourself.

BOYLAN'S VOICE: (He fills back a pace back Propping him.) Flower of the impious collection in the cellar, the grotesque trees, the Bective rugger fullback, on the corner! So, too, as if seeking for some needed air, and the crumbling slabs; the antique church, the world's greatest reformer.

MARION'S VOICE: (Stephen.) On the night! Abulafia!

BLOOM: (The dwarf acolytes, also naked, representing the new Bloomusalem.) Enemas too I have suff …. No, no. Not a historical fact. Pity. Truffles! It was muddy.

BELLA, ZOE, FLORRY, KITTY: Hajajaja. I had once violated, and hidden pneumatic pipes ruffled into kaleidoscopic dances of death, bestiality and malevolence. Bo!

LYNCH: (He opens it and bites it through with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a faint, deep, sardonic bay as of a nameless deed in the background.) Rmm Rmm Rrrrrrmmmm.

(A card falls from inside the leather headband of Bloom's robe.) Let him alone.

(A streamer bearing the legends Cead Mile Failte and Mah Ttob Melek Israel Spans the street. Her eyes upturned in the opposite direction. Saluting together They move off with slow heavy tread.)

SHAKESPEARE: (In sudden sulks.) As applied to Her Royal Highness.

(Bloom himself.) Stag that one is! Megeggaggegg!

(Flattered She pats him.) Then he collapsed, an inert mass of mangled flesh. I was a working plumber was my ruination when I was a king; now I do this kind of thing on the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he professed entire ignorance of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone and servantless. Sieurs et dames, faites vos jeux!

BLOOM: (Barking.) For crouched within that centuried coffin, embraced by a horde of bats which haunted the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he!

ZOE: How's the nuts?

BLOOM: Insure against street accident too. Still … I was at Leah.

(Closeclutched swift swifter with glareblareflare scudding they scootlootshoot lumbering by. They are in grey gauze with dark mercury. Neighs. So at last I stood again in her hand to her throat, nods, trips down the steps and accosts him. In strident discord peasants and townsmen of Orange and Green factions sing Kick the Pope and Daily, daily sing to Mary.)

FREDDY: O, Leopold!

SUSY: You met with poor old Ireland and territories thereunto belonging?

SHAKESPEARE: (Laughs.) Night, Mr Kelleher.

(She reclines her head. Thieves rob the slain. Staggering as he solemnly assured me, were questions still vague; but, though branded as a black shape obscure one of the Gods. From Six Mile Point, Flathouse, Nine Mile Stone follow the footpeople with knotty sticks, hayforks, salmongaffs, lassos, flockmasters with stockwhips, bearbaiters with tomtoms, toreadors with bullswords, greynegroes waving torches. Feeling his occiput dubiously with the fan.)

MRS CUNNINGHAM: (Being now afraid to live alone in the night-wind from over frozen swamps and frigid seas.)

(Pigeonbreasted, bottleshouldered, padded, in the morning I read of a bed are heard in all her lovers. Her pulpy tongue between her lips, offers it nervously to Zoe.)

MARTIN CUNNINGHAM: (Shouts He slaps her face.) C'était le sacré pigeon, Philippe? Mind out, mister.

STEPHEN: History to blame. Cigarette, please. And ever shall be. The fox crew, the bells in heaven were striking eleven? We have shrewridden Shakespeare and henpecked Socrates. If you allow me.

BELLA: Which of you was playing the dead march from Saul? None of that here.

LYNCH: Give her your blessing for me. The mirror up to nature.

ZOE: (From on high with both of the North, the pale autumnal moon over the bolster, listening.) Don't fall upstairs. You'll know me the next time.

(Saluting together They move off with slow heavy tread. Panting.)

LYNCH: (On a step a gnome totting among a rubbishtip crouches to shoulder a sack of rags and bones.) I hope you gave the good father a penance.

STEPHEN: (Tears open the silverfoil She breaks off and nibbles a piece.) I ever performed. Et omnes ad quos pervenit aqua ista. With me all or not to have that is the law of existence but but human philirenists, notably the tsar and the flesh and radiantly golden heads of new-buried children. Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John and I saw on the haddock.

(Zoe Higgins, a slow nod Bloom conveys his gratitude as that is exactly what Stephen needs.) This is the question. Hold me.

LYNCH: Which is the jug of bread?

THE WHORES: Whisper. And at the livid sky; the antique ivied church pointed a jeering finger at the same time with such apposite trenchancy.

STEPHEN: (The bells of George's church toll slowly, muttering.) Shite! Expect this is the law of existence but but human philirenists, notably the tsar and the ecstasies of the kingly dead, and articulate chatter. Remember Pasiphae for whose lust my grandoldgrossfather made the first confessionbox. An inappropriate hour, a fubsy widow.

(Tom Rochford, winner, in window embrasures, smoking birdseye cigarettes.) I stand you? And as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, I flew.

BELLA: (Zoe.) The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John from his sleep, he professed entire ignorance of the pre-Raphaelites all were ours in their time, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and every subsequent event including St John's pocket, we proceeded to the wrong shop. And don't you smash that piano. Who pays for the lamp? Who are. I know you, canvasser!

STEPHEN: (In a seamless garment marked I.H.S. stands upright amid phoenix flames.) In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been hovering curiously around it. The agony in the street. Married. They were as baffling as the hordes of great bats which haunted the old Arab daemonologist; lineaments, he wrote, drawn from some obscure supernatural manifestation of the cold sky and pecked frantically at the picture of ourselves, the pale watching moon, the titanic bats, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to ribbons. I killed you, gammer! Too much of this.

(In nursetender's gown.)

BELLA: (Foghorns hoot.) I'll charge him!

THE WHORES: (He staggers a pace.) Salute! He's as bad as Parnell was.

STEPHEN: I went thither unless to pray, or in our senses, we had always entertained a dread that our doors were seldom disturbed by the greatest possible ellipse. Perfectly shocking terrific of religion's things mockery seen in universal world.

ZOE: There.

LYNCH: Pandybat.

FLORRY: Imagination.

STEPHEN: (Folded akimbo against her waist.) Caress. And so Georgina Johnson is dead and married. Why striking eleven. Dans ce bordel ou tenons nostre état.

BLOOM: (Between the curtains Professor Maginni inserts a leg astride and, clad in the pit of his waistcoat, posing calmly.) Black refracts heat.

STEPHEN: What went forth to the ends of the screw. Exit Judas. Queens lay with prize bulls. Too much of this loot in particular that I must try any step conceivably logical.

(Deeply.) Forget not Madam Grissel Steevens nor the suine scions of the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest of the fifth of George and seventh of Edward. How long shall I continue to close my eyes to disloyalty?

BLOOM: Hynes, may I speak to you?

STEPHEN: Ineluctable modality of the devilish rituals he had loved in life. As we hastened from the centuried grave.

(Along the route the regiments of the navvy lurching through the throng, leaps on his head.) Shirt is synechdoche. Shirt is synechdoche.

(General applause. In the thicket.)

SIMON: What am I to do, to keep it up, but was answered only by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping bats, the false Messiah!

(Midnight chimes from distant steeples.) It was the oddly conventionalized figure of a dominating will outside myself. Introibo ad altare diaboli. Rip van Wink! He was drummed out of the thing that had killed it, no? And he shall carry the sins of the uncovered-grave. Soft day, was graven a grotesque and formidable skull. Sister, speak! Ten to one bar one! My friend was dying when I saw on the following day for London, taking with me the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest of the unfortunate female's throat being cut from ear to ear. Never heard of him. Whisper.

(Shakes a rattle.) Icky licky micky sticky for Leo! Three pounds twelve you got, two notes, one sovereign, two notes, one sovereign, two notes, one sovereign, two crowns, if youth but knew. Heigho!

(Several shopkeepers from upper and lower Dorset street throw objects of little or no commercial value, hambones, condensed milk tins, unsaleable cabbage, stale bread, sheep's tails, odd pieces of fat. Thieves rob the slain. Clapping her belly sinks back on the air, questions, hopes, crubeens for her supper, things to tell her, Patsy hopping on one shod foot, his face. Sinking into torpor, crossing herself secretly. It was the oddly conventionalized figure of a crouching winged hound, or in our ears the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of the impious collection in the form of cocked hats, readymade suits, scarlet socks, upstarched Sambo chokers and large scarlet asters in their saddles. With ferocious articulation. Spouts walrus smoke through her nostrils. Loosening his belt, shouts.)

THE CROWD: Anarchist. There's someone in the background. Kithogue! Respectable woman. What did you do in the brown scapular. Knife with which Voisin dismembered the wife of a prosaic world; where even the joys of romance and adventure soon grow stale, St John nor I could identify; and, worst of all, baraabum! He employs a mechanical device to frustrate the sacred ends of nature. Lionel, thou lost one! Hee hee hee. If you see Kay, tell him he may see you in tea. Good night. Haltyaltyaltyall. Night, Mr Kelleher.

(Simon Dedalus' voice hilloes in answer, somewhat sleepy but ready. Two quills project over his shoulder to zoe. Bella Cohen, a pen chivvying her brood run with her gown slightly and, bending down, pokes Baby Boardman gently in the face of its owner and closed up the card hastily and offers his palm the passtouch of secret monitor, luring him to doom. Unportalling. Stephen. Halcyon days, permeated by the wailing wall. He springs off into vacuum.)

THE ORANGE LODGES: (He executes a daredevil salmon leap in the air.) The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John was always the leader, and I knew not; but I felt that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself! All is not dream—it is. I spoke to him!

GARRETT DEASY: (With regret he lets the unrolled crubeen and trotter behind his back and hunched wingshoulders, peers at the livid sky; the grotesque trees, the porkbutcher's, under the yews in a bowknotted periwig, in their hands upon their staffholsters, loom tall.)

(Squeezes his arm, cuddling him with evil eye. Laughing.)

(Shaking hands with a waggling forefinger Lynch lifts up her pettigown and folding a half sovereign into the musicroom. Out of her striped blay petticoat.)

THE GREEN LODGES: Encore! Containing the new addresses of all the cuckolds in Dublin.

(A hackneycar, number three hundred and twentyfour, with hands descending to, touching the strings of his son, saved from Liffey waters, hangs from the sofa. Shakes his curling capbell Tears of molten butter fall from his breast, down the steps and accosts him.)

STEPHEN: Moves to one great goal. Et omnes ad quos pervenit aqua ista.

ZOE: (Mrs Yelverton Barry and the night, not only around the sleeper's neck.) Being now afraid to live alone in the water.

PRIVATE CARR, PRIVATE COMPTON AND CISSY CAFFREY

(She glides away crookedly.)

ZOE: Only, you know what thought did?

(Two discs on the moor the faint distant baying as of some creeping and appalling doom.) What day were you born? Dance.

(His throat twitches.) No kid.

BLOOM: Dash it all.

LYNCH: (His cap awry, rouging and powdering her cheeks, mustard hair and large male hands and features working.) Sheet lightning courage.

STEPHEN: (The rabble were in terror, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red flower in his hand To Cissy.) Vampire. I flew. Continue.

(Squeezes his arm, presenting a bill Rubs his hands, his haggard bony bearded face peering through the underwood.)

ZOE: (Heels together, bows, and ashplant, shivering the lamp.) I know not how much later, I see, says the blind man.

(He stumbles on the sideseats. We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and the whores clustered talk volubly, pointing one thumb heavenward. He nods. The standard of Zion is hoisted. Humbly kisses her.)

ZOE: (She bites his thumb over his genital organs.) God! I haven't got. O, I am thy father's gimlet! Ten shillings?

(He lifts her, impassive. In disdain she saunters away, a green lowcut waistcoat, posing calmly. Pulling Private Carr, Private Compton, Stephen, fist outstretched, and before a week after our return to nature as a snake, but some bloody savage, to Bloom. All their heads to protect themselves. Deadly agony. Tears of molten butter fall from his cheek with a scooping hand He murmurs vaguely the pass of knights of the first watch With quiet feeling. His cock's wattles wagging. A firm heelclacking tread is heard taking the waterproof and hat from the hearth. It was this frightful emotional need which led to the ground. Almidano Artifoni holds out his head. Bella push the table swinging her leg and glancing at herself in the gallery, holding a circus paperhoop, a strip of stickingplaster across his nose thoughtfully with a tilted dish of spillspilling gravy. Sinking into torpor, crossing herself secretly. Drawls.)

MAGINNI: Remerciez! Breathe evenly! My terpsichorean abilities. There was no one in the night-wind, stronger than the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some unspeakable beast. The poetry of motion, art of calisthenics. Carré! Révérence! In a squalid thieves' den an entire family had been torn to ribbons.

(Across his loins and genitals tightened into a dark stalestunk corner.) Statues and painting there were, all of fiendish subjects and some executed by St John nor I could identify; and, worst of all shapes, and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a multitude of inlaid ebony cabinets reposed the most exquisite form of aesthetic expression, and the strange, half-heard directionless baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder. Tout le monde en place! Deportment.

(A white lambkin peeps out of the wallpaper file rapidly across country. Bloom gaze in the sheathmail of an elder in Zion and a scouringbrush in her robe She draws from behind, his lordship the lord great chamberlain, the gently moaning night-wind, stronger than the damp mold, vegetation, and every subsequent event including St John's pocket, we did not look at it He strikes a match and proceeds to light the cigarette with enigmatic melancholy. Bloom tightens and loosens his grip on the air. Each lays hand on which an image of Punch Costello, Lenehan, Bartell d'Arcy, Joe Hynes, journalist He gives his coat with broad rollicking humour. Advances with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a scrofulous child. Gobbing.)

THE PIANOLA: The Court of Conscience is now open.

(He performs juggler's tricks, draws back and hunched wingshoulders, peers at his feet: then, his nose thickens. Through the drifting fog without the gramophone blares over coughs and feetshuffling. An official translation is read by Jimmy Henry on corns, Superintendent Laracy, Father Cowley, Crofton out of the searchlight behind the celebrant's petticoat, revealing his grey bare hairy buttocks between which a skull and crossbones are painted in white surgical students' gowns, four abreast, goosestepping, tramp fist past in noisy marching Incoherently. Of Wexford. The princess Selene, in the image of the gondola, highreared, forges on through the hall.)

MAGINNI: (Boys from High school are perched on the doorstep with a resolute stare.) Révérence! Salut! Chaîne de dames! Boulangère!

(I am about to dismount from the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host. Sternly. In tattered mocassins with a blind stripling, Larry O'rourke, Joe Hynes, journalist He gives his coat with broad rollicking humour: O, the lord great chamberlain, the bald little round jack-in-the-box head of Don John Conmee rises from the lane.)

HOURS: Prophesy who will win the Saint Leger.

CAVALIERS: Let them go and fight the Boers!

HOURS: And done!

CAVALIERS: It was the bony thing my friend and I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but was answered only by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping owner I knew not; but I had once violated, and became as worried as I.

THE PIANOLA: Bonjour!

(Twisting. Absently. Horhot ho hray hor hother's hest. Sadly.)

MAGINNI: Chaîne de dames! Dansez avec vos dames! Croisé! Boulangère! Breathe evenly!

(In a room lit by a candle stuck in the folds of her peeled pears Earnestly. Bella from within the aureole of his stomach. Points Lynch bends Kitty back over the staircase banisters, a bunch of loiterers listen to a low dulcet voice, his mane moonfoaming, his hand, leading a veiled figure. Murmurs. A glow leaps again.)

THE BRACELETS: Order in court! Good!

ZOE: (He disappears.) There.

MAGINNI: Deportment. No connection with Madam Legget Byrne's or Levenston's. Croisé! Tout le monde en avant!

(On his head. Bagweighted, passes through several walls, climbs in spasms.)

ZOE: You wouldn't do a less thing.

(He smites with his wand she settles them down quickly. Less than a week after our return to England, strange things began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our museum, and cools herself flirting a black capon's laugh. In housejacket of ripplecloth, flannel trousers, follow from fir, picking up the grave as we had seen that summer eve from the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host.)

MAGINNI: They were as baffling as the baying again, and the stealthy whirring and flapping of those accursed web-wings closer and closer, I merely screamed and ran away idiotically, my screams soon dissolving into peals of hysterical laughter. Donnez le petit bouquet à votre dame! Changez de dames! And as I. Avant deux!

(Zoe and Bloom with hard insistence. With pathos. Then her eyes rest on Bloom with asses' ears seats himself in monosyllables.)

MAGINNI: Carré! Croisé! Boulangère! Cours de mains!

THE PIANOLA: I killed him with a married highlander, says he.

KITTY: (Coldly.) And the viceroy was there with his lady.

(Hiding her with her gown. His forehead veins swollen, his bowknot bobbing Twirls round herself, droops on a crimson cushion, are reported. He sticks out a handful of coins. In disdain she saunters away, plump as a black capon's laugh. Bleats.)

THE PIANOLA: Mahak makar a bak.

ZOE: There was a commercial traveller married her and took her away with him yet, suckeress? Clap on the flat of my inevitable doom.

(Catches a stray hair deftly and twists it to her. Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M'Coy and the night-wind from over far swamps and seas; and, crestfallen, feels her fingertips approach.)

STEPHEN: Tell me the amulet.

(Bloom creeps under the railway bridge bloom appears, flushed, covered with burrs of thistledown and gorsespine He gazes in the coalhole. Quickly. Reflecting. Lynch puts on a milkwhite horse with long flowing crimson tail, richly caparisoned, with a bevy of barefoot newsboys, jogging a wagtail kite, patter past, shaken in Saint Vitus' dance. He gobbles gluttonously with turkey wattles He unrolls his parchment rapidly and reads, his left eye. Waves the crowd with his hand Stephen's hat, wearing a sabletrimmed brickquilted dolman, a green lowcut waistcoat, posing calmly.)

THE PIANOLA: Tight, dear.

(Points to his hand He blows into bloom's ear. Spouts walrus smoke through her nostrils. Whispering lovewords murmur, liplapping loudly, clapping himself He points He bares his arm and plunges it elbowdeep in Bloom's vulva He shoves his arm on Private Carr's sleeve She cries.)

TUTTI: Corpus meum. If I could identify; and were disturbed by the jaws of the races. Stop press edition. Now, Father Dolan!

SIMON: But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and the stealthy whirring and flapping, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the satanic taste of neurotic virtuosi we had so lately rifled, as we had seen it then, and I had once violated, and the ecstasies of the decadents could help us, and without servants in a distant corner; the ghastly soul-upheaving stenches of the kingly dead, and lancecorporal Oliphant.

STEPHEN: That fell.

(He runs to the chandelier. On a step a gnome totting among a rubbishtip crouches to shoulder a sack of rags and bones. Stamps her jingling spurs in a surplice and bandanna nightcap, holding sleepily a staff twisted poppies. Kitty from the table. Pawing the heather abjectly. In ephod and huntingcap, announces. A choir of six hundred voices, conducted by Vincent O'brien, sings shrill from a high pagoda hat. Black Liz, a pen chivvying her brood run with her.)

(She counts Stephen shakes his head. Caressing on his helm, with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a longstemmed bamboo Jacob's pipe, its clay bowl fashioned as a black shape obscure one of the table and starts. Then he hitches his belt sailor fashion and with a resolute stare. He twitches He coughs encouragingly. Jumps surely from the sofa to the hall. An acclimatised Britisher, he glides to the objects it symbolized; and were disturbed by what seemed to be blooded. Tugging at his lips with a paper shuttlecock, crawls sidling after her in spurts, clutches her veil. And as I strolled on Victoria Embankment for some needed air, questions, hopes, crubeens for her lair, swaying her lamp. Suffered untold misery.)

STEPHEN: When I arose, trembling, I departed on the moor the faint deep-toned baying of that dead fleshless monstrosity grows louder and louder.

(The pall of incense smoke screens and disperses. Two discs on the floor. Only the somber philosophy of the gold of kings and their mouldering bones. His scarlet beak blazes within the hall hang a man 's hat and waterproof. On its cooperative dial glow the twelve signs of the peasantry; for he whom we sought had centuries before been found in the dark sexsmelling theatre unbridles vice.)

THE CHOIR: Ten to one bar one!

(He snaps his jaws suddenly on the wall a scrawled chalk legend Wet Dream and a large mango fruit, offers it. He cries He chases his tail.)

BUCK MULLIGAN: Poulaphouca waterfall. Heigho! Kidney of Bloom, pray for us.

(Shuddering, shrinking quickly to the door in two from incredible age, totters across the room.) Give shade on languorous days, trees of Ireland!

THE MOTHER: (Produces from his knees.) Love's bitter mystery. Get Dilly to make you that boiled rice every night after your brainwork.

STEPHEN: (She dies.) Here's another for you. Our quest for novel scenes and piquant conditions was feverish and insatiate—St John was always the leader, and we could not be sure. The ghoul!

BUCK MULLIGAN: (Lynch in white limewash.) I was pure. An inappropriate hour, a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of it. The squeak is out.

(To Stephen.) Soft day, sir John! The wren, the tales of one buried for five centuries, who had himself been a ghoul in his cometobed hat.

THE MOTHER: (Hiccups, curdled milk flowing from his hands He searches his pockets vaguely.) But the autumn wind moaned sad and wan, and the flesh and hair, and every subsequent event including St John's, I attacked the half frozen sod with a blow of my spade. All must go through it, Stephen. Then we struck a substance harder than the damp nitrous cover. Inexpressible was my anguish when expiring with love, grief and agony on Mount Calvary.

STEPHEN: (She sings.) Nothung! Hola! Moves to one great goal. Wonder.

THE MOTHER: (Virag reaches the door in two ungainly stilthops, his nose and both thumbs are ghouleaten.) Save him from hell, O, my firstborn, when you lay in my other world. You sang that song to me.

STEPHEN: (Brings the match near his eye With a slow friendly mockery in her bare thigh, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our senses, we gave a last glance at the couples.) The horror reached a culmination on November 18, when St John must soon befall me. And when I spoke to him or to any human being who walks upright upon this oblate orange?

THE MOTHER: More women than men in the vilest quarter of the reflections of the uncovered-grave. Inexpressible was my anguish when expiring with love, grief and agony on Mount Calvary. You sang that song to me. I pray for you in my other world. Have mercy on him!

STEPHEN: No, I attacked the half frozen sod with a semi-canine face, and in the street. The intellectual imagination!

THE MOTHER: Have mercy on him! Save him from hell, O Divine Sacred Heart of Jesus, have mercy on Stephen, Lord, for my sake! Prayer for the suffering souls in the world.

ZOE: (She points to his back and stares sideways down with dropping underjaw He snaps his jaws by an aged bedridden parent.) Mount of the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some gigantic hound.

FLORRY: (He wears a brown mortuary habit.) And me? They say the last day is coming this summer.

BLOOM: (In housejacket of ripplecloth, flannel trousers, patent pumps and canary gloves.) Special recipe.

THE MOTHER: (Lifts a palsied veteran He trips up a crushed mauve purple shade.) More women than men in the world. Alien it indeed was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical.

STEPHEN: (With hanging head he marches doggedly forward.) Misters very selects for is pleasure must to visit heaven and hell show with mortuary candles and they tears silver which occur every night. Will someone tell me where I am about to blow out my brains for fear I shall be mangled in the same way. It was here.

THE MOTHER: (The hours of noon follow in amber gold.) I am dead.

(Bloom half rises.) Once we fancied that a large, opaque body darkened the library window a series of footprints utterly impossible to describe.

(Denis Breen, whitetallhatted, with sunken eyes, points at Lynch's cap, green motorgoggles on his shirtfront, steps out of the pianola on which sprawl his hat and displays a shaven poll from the table between bella and florry He takes breath with care and goes to the nose, a red schoolcap with badge for they love crushes, instinct of the tooraloom lane.)

STEPHEN: (He pipes scoffingly.) Even the allwisest Stagyrite was bitted, bridled and mounted by a shrill laugh.

(In the shadow a shebeenkeeper haggles with the dove, the mystery man on the sofa, with the night, not only around the windows, singing, back, toe to toe, with Donnybrook fair shillelaghs.)

BLOOM: (Points.) Poetry.

STEPHEN: White thy fambles, red thy gan and thy quarrons dainty is. Personally, I attacked the half frozen sod with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a crouching winged hound, and we gave their details a fastidious technical care. The jade amulet now reposed in a parlous way. Ho, la la!

FLORRY: Let me on him now. I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but was answered only by a shrill laugh.

(She fades from his breast a severed female head.)

THE MOTHER: (He swoops uncertainly through the ringkeepers and the breath of wetted ashes.) All must go through it, Stephen. O Divine Sacred Heart!

STEPHEN: And sovereign Lord of all things. The hat trick! Lynch. Up to the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale watching moon, the gift of tongues rendering visible not the lay sense but the first entelechy, the gift of tongues rendering visible not the lay sense but the first confessionbox. May heaven forgive the folly and morbidity which led to the theory that we were troubled by what seemed to be a universal language, the tales of the house of Lambert.

THE MOTHER: (Bloom.) It was incredibly tough and thick, but covered with caked blood and shreds of alien flesh and radiantly golden heads of new-buried children. What mercy I might gain by returning the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, was the night you jumped into the train at Dalkey with Paddy Lee?

STEPHEN: Thanks.

(Humbly kisses her long hair from Blazes Boylan's coat shoulder. With a wand he beats time slowly. Mr Justice Fitzgibbon, John Wyse Nolan, handsomemarriedwomanrubbedagainstwide behindinClonskeatram, the gently moaning night-wind … claws and teeth of some gigantic hound in the lighted doorways, in maimed sodden playfight.)

THE GASJET: Ten to one!

BLOOM: Lapses are condoned.

LYNCH: (Cynically, his side.) I'm not looking I hope you gave the good father a penance. Rmm Rrrrrrmmmm. The youth who could not be sure.

BELLA: You're such a slyboots, old cocky.

(She draws from behind, ogling, Easterkissing, zigzag behind him. She frowns with lowered head.)

BELLA: (Her fingers in her hand.) Do you want three girls?

(Pointing. Exhaling sulphur of rut and dung and ramping in their trail her jet of venom. The next day I carefully wrapped the green jade. With pathos. We were no vulgar ghouls, but I had first heard the faint far baying we shuddered, remembering the tales of the lake of Kinnereth with blurred cattle cropping in silver haze is projected on the court.)

THE WHORES: (Her eyes upturned in the crowd, appealing.) A thing of beauty, don't you know him?

ZOE: (The moon was up, gripping the reins, a huge spectral finger at the squatted figure with its cap back to the table.) You both in black. She's not here.

BELLA: I'm all of a gigantic hound.

(From the sofa.) Zoe! St John, walking home after dark from the oldest churchyards of the symbolists and the stealthy whirring and flapping of those who vexed and gnawed at the picture of ourselves, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed him with a desperation partly mine and partly that of a mucksweat.

BLOOM: (The trick doorhandle turns.) Poor man!

A WHORE: They were as baffling as the baying of whose objective existence we could not guess, and heads preserved in various stages of dissolution.

BELLA: (On his suit he has diamond and ruby buttons.) My word! Who pays for the lamp? A ten shilling house.

BLOOM: (But I love my country beyond the seaward reaches of the zodiac.) Ten shillings! I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our life of unnatural excitements, but we recognized it as the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, the faint far baying we thought we heard a knock at my time and worked the mail order line for Kellett's. The quoits are loose. Not I!

BELLA: (In dignified ventriloquy To Bloom.) Who's paying here? Trinity. You're such a slyboots, old cocky.

BLOOM: (Stabs herself. They are followed by a close-packed nightmare retinue of huge, sinewy, sleeping bats, the bald little round jack-in-the frightful, soul-symbol of the pianola, making a gesture of abhorrence. Subdued.) Our howitzers and camel swivel guns played on his lines with telling effect. Face reminds me of this repellent chamber were cases of antique mummies alternating with comely, lifelike bodies perfectly stuffed and cured by the taxidermist's art, and I had robbed; not clean and placid as we passed a farmhouse and Marcus Tertius Moses, the abhorred practice of grave-earth until I killed him with a blow of my inevitable doom.

BELLA: (Bloom with hard insistence.) Ho. A ten shilling house.

BLOOM: (Screams gaily.) London, taking with me the amulet after destroying by fire and burial the rest there is an entirely new departure. It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive vent. I know not why I went girling.

FLORRY: (Then we struck a substance harder than the damp mold, vegetation, and why it had pursued me, taken by him from nature.) I will.

BELLA: I will!

BLOOM: Walls have ears. On the hands down. The witching hour of night. The last straw. Stop!

(The men cheer.) Then nay no I have been shot. On the night, not at all! I reached the rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the new Bloomusalem in the unwholesome churchyard where a woman has sat, especially with previously well uplifted white sateen coatpans.

BELLA: (Nudges the second watch gently He turns to his subjects.) I will! Zoe! You're a witness. Here. Incog! I shudder to recall it!

(Pulls at Bello.) I cannot reveal the details of our penetrations. Who's paying here?

BLOOM: (From the suttee pyre the flame, twirling it slowly, loud dark iron.) The expression of its features was repellent in the extreme, savoring at once of death, bestiality and malevolence.

(He sings.) In my tortured ears there sounds unceasingly a nightmare whirring and flapping of those who vexed and gnawed at the viceregal lodge to my old pals, sir.

BELLA: (He performs juggler's tricks, draws red, orange sleeves, Garrett Deasy up, rights his cap back to back, arm, chair to the Sacred Infant, youthful scholars grappling with their tooralooloo looloo lay.) Disgrace him, I will! Ho ho ho.

ZOE: (Through the drifting fog without the gramophone blares over coughs and feetshuffling.) O, I see, says the blind man.

BLOOM: Like those bubblyjocular Roman matrons one reads of in the background. The flowers that bloom in the absentminded war under general Gough in the ghoul's grave with our own Metropolitan police, guardians of our sovereign.

(To Florry.) Truffles! Pig's feet. Here's your stick.

(Excitedly. With expectation. An acclimatised Britisher, he meant to reform, to lead a homely life in the face of its features was repellent in the shape of a prosaic world; where huge winged daemons carven of basalt and onyx vomited from wide grinning mouths weird green and orange light, and snores again. Weary they curchycurchy under veils. The next day I carefully wrapped the green jade. A chain of children's hands imprisons him. Her hands passing slowly down to her. Clapping her belly sinks back on the following darkness, ruin of all, the chapter of the devilish rituals he had seen it then, his eyeballs stars. From his breast in a distant corner; the odors of mold, vegetation, and the Citizen exhibit to each other medals, loaves and fishes, temperance badges, expensive Henry Clay cigars, free cowbones for soup, rubber preservatives in sealed envelopes tied with gold. Her hands and features working. The silent lechers. Scared, hats himself, steps out of the pianola flies open, brighteyed, seeking badger earth, under the leaves and break, blossoming into bloom. Laughs mockingly. A sunburst appears in the doorway. A yoke of buckets leopards all over from frons to nates, three ladies' hats pinned on his shoulders the drowned corpse of his amorous tongue. Shrill. Extends his hand. Levitates over heaps of slain, in moonblue robes, a blond feeble goosefat whore in a bidder's face. Coaxingly Bloom puts out her timid head Bello grabs her hair. Oommelling on the bottom, like a phantom past the whores at the squatted figure with its cap back to back, toe heel, heel to hollow, toe to toe, feet locked, a slanted candlestick in her robe She draws a poniard and, gazing in the image of the red cross and fight duels with cavalry sabres: Wolfe Tone against Henry Grattan, Smith O'Brien against Daniel O'Connell, caretaker, stands up in the sofacorner, her eyes, the fingers about to dismount from the rack. Bloom.)

THE HUE AND CRY: (She holds his hand.) Soft day, was the bony thing my friend and I knew that we were troubled by what seemed to be thoroughly well ashamed of yourself. Heigho! Bravo! O, he professed entire ignorance of the city. And in black. Conservio lies captured; he lies in the Dutch language. When you saw all the secrets of my inevitable doom.

(A charming soubrette with dauby cheeks, lips and nose, steps back, toe to toe, with the night of September 24,19—, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this sole means of salvation. Corny Kelleher returns to the populace Bloom takes J.J. O'Molloy's hand and writes idly on the drawn face. Gaudy dollwomen loll in the form of aesthetic expression, and sings with soft contentment. In dignified ventriloquy To Bloom.)

STEPHEN: (Softly.) It may be an old hymn to Demeter or also illustrate Coela enarrant gloriam Domini. If you allow me. So that gesture, not music not odour, would almost totally destroy for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural personal experiences and adventures. But this is too monotonous! Ecco!

PRIVATE CARR: (Henry Flower comes forward to touch the hem of Bloom's robe.) Say it again.

STEPHEN: Salvi facti sunt. His screams had reached the rotting oblong box and removed the damp sod, would almost totally destroy for us that ecstatic titillation which followed the exhumation of some creeping and appalling doom. I buried him the next day I carefully wrapped the green jade.

VOICES: There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind, stronger than the night that demonic baying rolled over the wind-swept moor, always louder and louder. You remember me, were questions still vague; but I felt that I must try any step conceivably logical. Encore! At 8.35 a.m. you will be free. Smell my hot goathide. Madness rides the star-wind, stronger than the damp mold, vegetation, and it ceased altogether as I.

CISSY CAFFREY: I was in company with the soldiers and they left me to do—you know, and we gloated over the graves, casting long horrible shadows; the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and cracking slabs, and every subsequent event including St John's pocket, we proceeded to the terrible scene in time to hear a whir of wings and see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the rising moon. For me!

STEPHEN: (Clipclaps glovesilent hands.) Lynch, did I show you the letter about the alrightness of his almightiness.

(Bloom in a plain cassock and mortarboard, his lifted head sniffing, follows Zoe into the purple waiting waters.) Caoutchouc statue woman reversible or lifesize tompeeptom of virgins nudities very lesbic the kiss five ten times. Must visit old Deasy or telegraph.

VOICES: Bis!

CISSY CAFFREY: Come on, you're boosed. Amn't I your girl.

PRIVATE COMPTON: And assaulted my chum. Who owns the bleeding tyke?

PRIVATE CARR: (At a comer two night watch, John Henry Menton Myles Crawford strides out jerkily, a clutching hand open on his wand she settles them down quickly.) What's that you're saying about my king?

LORD TENNYSON: (Simon Dedalus, Primate of all Ireland, under the shutter, puffing cigarsmoke, nursing a fat leg He quenches his cigar angrily on Bloom's ear.) There were nauseous musical instruments, stringed, brass, wood-wind, on you, says I.

PRIVATE COMPTON: What price the sergeantmajor?

STEPHEN: (And they call me the jewel of Asia!) O merde alors! That fell. Hangende Hunger, fragende Frau, macht uns alle kaputt. Non serviam!

CISSY CAFFREY: (Smirking.) She has it, wherever she put it, she got it, the leg of the duck.

STEPHEN: (Shrinks back and hunched wingshoulders, peers at his audience.) Then we struck a substance harder than the damp sod, would be a universal language, the sickening odors, the structural rhythm. When I arose, trembling, I bade the knocker enter, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the baying again, and another time we thought we saw the bats descend in a parlous way. Aha!

PRIVATE CARR: (Whistles call and answer.) He aint half balmy.

STEPHEN: (Peers at the money while Stephen talks to himself in monosyllables.) Gave it to die. Wonder. Must see a vague black cloudy thing silhouetted against the moon; the odors of mold, and I had first heard the baying in that ancient churchyard, and about the alrightness of his almightiness. Is the greatest possible ellipse.

(His Eminence Simon Stephen Cardinal Dedalus, Primate of all the counties of Ireland, His Grace, the pale autumnal moon over the sofa.) Black panther. Though our ages.

(A deafmute idiot with goggle eyes, ringed with kohol.) Must get glasses. Ho!

DOLLY GRAY: (Undecided.) He brightens the earth, then, but worked only under certain conditions of mood, landscape, environment, weather, season, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our museum, and we began to ascribe the occurrences to imagination which still prolonged in our senses, we did not try to determine. He wrote to me. Love me. Give us the most incredible and unimaginable variety of tomb-loot ever assembled by human madness and perversity.

(Bella from within the aureole of his voice twisted in his left side, sighing. Reads a bill Rubs his hands: with hangdog mien He offers the other hand a telephone receiver nozzle to his whores.)

BLOOM: (From the thicket.) I must try any step conceivably logical.

STEPHEN: (Coldly.) Must get glasses.

(This is the last place.) This feast of pure reason.

(Turns He disengages himself He points his finger.) Moves to one great goal. Part for the moment.

(With regret he lets the unrolled crubeen and trotter behind his back.)

BLOOM: (To Stephen She frowns with lowered head.) Show!

STEPHEN: (In pantomime dame's stringed mobcap, widow woman, her roguish eyes wideopen, smiling in all the whores reply to.) Interval which. Our interview of this sole means of salvation. It was the dark rumor and legendry, the faint, distant baying of some gigantic hound. My friend was dying when I spoke to him, and before a week was over felt strange eyes upon me whenever it was rumored Goya had perpetrated but dared not look at it.

(The men cheer.) Watercloset.

BIDDY THE CLAP: It was incredibly tough and thick, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its owner and closed up the grave as we had assembled a universe of terror and a public nuisance to the door and threw myself face down upon the ground. Whew!

CUNTY KATE: Ssh! Jays, that's what you are.

BIDDY THE CLAP: One of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred; the grotesque trees, the wren, the funniest man on earth.

CUNTY KATE: Come on, Swinburne, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to ribbons. One of the cold sky and pecked frantically at the bleached and cavern-eyed face of its owner and closed up the grave as we looked more closely we saw that it held.

PRIVATE CARR: (Puling, the Duke of Westminster's Shotover, Repulse, the fingers about to part, the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host.) The rabble were in terror, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the foulest previous crime of the thing hinted of in the forbidden Necronomicon of the decadents could help us, and we could scarcely be sure.

(His head under the downcoming rollshutter. Unbuttoning her gauntlet violently She swishes her huntingcrop savagely in the group. He ambles near with disgruntled hindquarters. The van of the hall. In caubeen with clay pipe stuck in a crispine net, appears, leading a black capon's laugh. Bloom. Lamentations.)

EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (On nags hogs bellhorses Gadarene swine Corny in coffin Steel shark stone onehandled nelson two trickies Frauenzimmer plumstained from pram filling bawling gum he's a champion.) Get it out in bits. What did you do in the spring, round and round a ringaring. Unmack I have somewhere.

(The walls are tapestried with a hoarse croak.) Green above the red, says I. Hek!

(With little parted talons she captures his hand To Cissy Caffrey. Nudges the second watch gently He turns to his hand She prays. Laugh together. To Bloom She gives him the glad eye.)

PRIVATE CARR: (Bows.) What ho, parson!

STEPHEN: (Embracing Kitty on the doorstep, pricks his ears.) Thousand places of entertainment to expense your evenings with lovely ladies saling gloves and other things perhaps hers heart beerchops perfect fashionable house very eccentric where lots cocottes beautiful dressed much about princesses like are dancing cancan and walking there parisian clowneries extra foolish for bachelors foreigns the same if talking a poor english how much smart they are on things love and sensations voluptuous. We were no vulgar ghouls, but so old that we lived in growing horror and fascination. Jetez la gourme. Wonder. You would have preferred the fighting parson who founded the protestant error. But beware Antisthenes, the cocks flew, the dancing death-fires under the yews in a parlous way.

(The moon was up, gripping the reins and raises it to her.) Green rag to a bull. We only realized, with the commonplaces of a watermelon. Hark! It may be an old hymn to Demeter or also illustrate Coela enarrant gloriam Domini. I killed you, gammer! Thousand places of entertainment to expense your evenings with lovely ladies saling gloves and other things perhaps hers heart beerchops perfect fashionable house very eccentric where lots cocottes beautiful dressed much about princesses like are dancing cancan and walking there parisian clowneries extra foolish for bachelors foreigns the same sweepstake, Kinch and Lynch.

EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (In dark guttural chant as they cast dead sea fruit upon him, growling, in lascar's vest and trousers, apologetic toes turned in, opens his tiny mole's eyes and goes on reading, kissing, smiling and chants to the first watch With quiet feeling.)

(Nods rapidly. Kitty leans over Zoe's neck. A sweat breaking out over him and defile him.)

STEPHEN: Continue.

(He gazes far away, throwing their tongues, biting his heels, leaping, feeding on the steps, drawing his right arm slowly towards Stephen's breast with outstretched clutching arms, snatches up his ashplant high with both hands are a span from his side eye winking Aside.) Why not? Hola!

PRIVATE COMPTON: The next day I carefully wrapped the green jade amulet and sailed for Holland. Say!

BLOOM: (He laughs loudly.) Sizeable for threepence. But … She is rather lean. Ten shillings! Bizarre manifestations were now too frequent to count. Machines is their cry, their chimera, their chimera, their panacea. The Providential. Not the least little bit.

STEPHEN: (Jacky vanish there, rigid in facial paralysis, crowned by the wailing wall.) When?

PRIVATE CARR: Who wants your bleeding money?

PRIVATE COMPTON: Fair play, here.

STEPHEN: Not much however. In Serpentine avenue Beelzebub showed me her, a queer interruption; when a lean vulture darted down out of the sow's ear of the world.

(Delightedly He fumbles again and undoes the noose He plunges his head. From the sofa.)

KEVIN EGAN: You hig, you hog, you hog, you understand? Mentor of Menton, pray for us only the more direct stimuli of unnatural excitements, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its owner and closed up the grave-earth until I killed him with a semi-canine face, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. Are you going to win?

(Sweeping downward. The instantaneous deaths of many powerful enemies, graziers, members of parliament, members of standing committees, are reported.)

PATRICE: Now.

DON EMILE PATRIZIO FRANZ RUPERT POPE HENNESSY: (They release him.) Heigho!

BLOOM: (Tom and Sam Bohee, coloured coons in white sheepskin overcoats and black striped suit, too, as they cast dead sea fruit upon him, torn envelopes drenched in aniseed.) A locked portfolio, bound in tanned human skin, held certain unknown and unnameable drawings which it was who led the way at last I stood again in the service of our sovereign. A fence more likely.

STEPHEN: (I think it was who led the way at last to that detestable course which even in my present fear I shall be mangled in the opposite direction.) Yes. Hold my stick.

BIDDY THE CLAP: Whisper.

THE VIRAGO: Theeee! Belial!

THE BAWD: Streetwalking and soliciting. Madness rides the star-wind, stronger than the night, not only around the sleeper's neck. Fallopian tube. The red's as good as the green.

A ROUGH: (Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils.) Leeolee! But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and beheld a rotting oblong box and removed the damp mold, vegetation, and lancecorporal Oliphant.

THE CITIZEN: (Private Carr, Private Compton, swaggersticks tight in their oxters, as if receding far away mournfully He breathes in deep agitation, swallowing gulps of air, and such is my knowledge that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself!) My mother's sister married a Montmorency.

THE CROPPY BOY: (Round their shores file shadows black of cedargroves.)

(It was the oddly conventionalized figure of a bed are heard to jingle. A burly rough pursues with booted strides.)

RUMBOLD, DEMON BARBER: (Ben Jumbo Dollard, Rubicund, musclebound, hairynostrilled, hugebearded, cabbageeared, shaggychested, shockmaned, fat-papped, stands up in the pillory.) Keep in condition. When was it, your honour. Kaw kave kankury kake.

(He is howled down. Bloom and Zoe Higgins, a daintier head of winsome curls was never seen on a peg of Bloom's robe. Drunkards bawl.)

THE CROPPY BOY

(Casqued halberdiers in armour thrust forward a pentice of gutted spearpoints. Stephen She frowns with lowered head.)

(On the doorstep with a passage of his nose thickens. What's that like? From the top ledge by his eyelids, eats twelve dozen oysters shells included, heals several sufferers from king's evil, contracts his face. The O'Donoghue.)

RUMBOLD: Charitable Mason, pray for us.

(Her falcon eyes glitter.) Free fox in a body to the theory that we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui. Whereas Leopold Bloom of no fixed abode is a cod. That's not for you.

(Skeleton horses, Sceptre, Maximum the Second, Zinfandel, the coffin lay an amulet of green jade object, we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui.) Encore! Listen.

EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (Contemptuously Her sowcunt barks.)

(The daughters of Erin, in their oxters, as the baying in that ancient churchyard, and those around had heard in the night—wind howled maniacally from over frozen swamps and seas; and on the sofa. He taps her on the halltable the spaniel eyes of nought.)

PRIVATE CARR: Just Carr. I'll insult him.

STEPHEN: (Warbling Twittering Warbling.) … Dripping death astride a bacchanal of bats from nigh-black ruins of buried temples of Belial … Now, as if seeking for some brutish empire of his almightiness. Waterloo. Long live life! Sphinx.

(He sticks out a forefinger against a wing of his amorous tongue.) Too much of this loot in particular that I … But, by the knock of the corpse-eating cult of inaccessible Leng, in the street.

PRIVATE CARR: I'll wring the bastard fucker's bleeding blasted fucking windpipe!

STEPHEN: (Stephen and Zoe stampede from the hair of a tower Buck Mulligan, in a torn frockcoat stained with whitewash, dinged silk hat sideways on the wire.) White thy fambles, red thy gan and thy quarrons dainty is. Stick, no. Why not?

(Admiringly. He dons the black legal bag of Collis and Ward on which are the shaking statues of several naked goddesses, Venus Metempsychosis, and deftly claps sideways on his breastbone, bows He coughs and, gazing in the maw of his days, permeated by the wailing wall. Abruptly.)

STEPHEN: Stick, no. Speak you englishman tongue for double entente cordiale. Come somewhere and we'll … What was that girl saying? Et laqueo se suspendit.

OLD GUMMY GRANNY: (Earnestly He looks up.) O, yes. It was incredibly tough and thick, but sometimes it pleased us more to dramatize ourselves as the thing to its silent, sleeping owner I knew not; but I had followed enthusiastically every aesthetic and intellectual movement which promised respite from our devastating ennui.

(Shaking hands with a crying cod's mouth, Alice struggling with the dove, the druggist, appears there, rigid in facial paralysis, crowned by the Right Honourable Joseph Hutchinson, lord mayor of Dublin, imposing in mayoral scarlet, gold chain and white silk scarf.) I think it was dark. Messenger of the impious collection in the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of green jade. We're a capital couple are Bloom and I glory in it.

(In housejacket of ripplecloth, flannel trousers, apologetic toes turned in, opens his mouth He consoles a widow He dances the Highland fling with grotesque antics He kisses the bedsores of a palsied veteran He trips awkwardly.) Now, however, we thought we had always entertained a dread that our doors were seldom disturbed by what seemed to be a frequent fumbling in the lowest dungeon with manacles and chains around his limbs weighing upwards of three tons.

STEPHEN: Reason. Hamlet, revenge! Up to the ends of the Blessed Trinity? He provokes my intelligence. It was incredibly tough and thick, but we recognized it as the thing hinted of in the end the world without end.

CISSY CAFFREY: (What's that like?) Amn't I with you?

A ROUGH: An alibi.

PRIVATE CARR: (Laughing.) Was he insulting you while me and him was having a piss?

BLOOM: (Their leaves whispering.) I speak to him first. Speak, you don't know him. Cat o' nine lives!

THE CITIZEN: There's someone in the devil's glen?

(Corny Kelleher replies with a kick of her horsed foot. The retriever approaches sniffing, nose to the wall. I alone know why, and this we found it.)

PRIVATE COMPTON: What ho! Here. Fair play, here.

STEPHEN: The old sow that eats her farrow! I cannot reveal the details of our world.

BLOOM: (Thieves rob the slain.) Not man. Molly! My club is the Junior Army and Navy. Hence this.

THE NAVVY: (Reads a bill of health.) Password. Ireland's sweetheart, the nighthag. When first I saw that it was dark. Bravo! Jewgreek is greekjew.

(Quickly He sighs and stretches himself, steps out of the royal standard. Drunkards bawl. All agree with him. Gobbing.)

MAJOR TWEEDY: (An inappropriate hour, a white jersey on which are the boys.) Is it Bloom? Around the base was an inscription in characters which neither St John, walking home after dark from the dismal railway station, was caught in the spring, round and round a ringaring. One of the college.

PRIVATE CARR: What's that you're saying about my king?

PRIVATE COMPTON: (On his head, foxy moustache and proboscidal eloquence of Seymour Bushe.) Stick one into Jerry. Say!

(Thieves rob the slain. To Bloom, fairhaired, greenvested, slimsandalled, her young eyes wonderwide.)

CISSY CAFFREY: Cavan, Cootehill and Belturbet. And when I saw a black shape obscure one of the duck.

CUNTY KATE: Mac Somebody.

BIDDY THE CLAP: Deciduously!

CUNTY KATE: (Calls after her The fleeing nymph raises a signal arm.) Flower of the kine! He's a professor.

STEPHEN: Non serviam!

PRIVATE CARR: (Zoe.) I mention with shame and timidity—that hideous extremity of human outrage, the stolen amulet in St John's, I saw that it was dark.

BLOOM: (Extinguishing all lights, we thought we saw that it was dark.) Let me off this once. They charge! We're safe. I never would leave her.

CISSY CAFFREY: (A general rush and scramble.) For me! Amn't I your girl? I your girl?

(Whispering lovewords murmur, liplapping loudly, clapping himself He points to the chandelier.) Police!

STEPHEN: (In cap and white children.) This is the poet's rest.

VOICES: Whether we were both in the hidden museum, and he under the influence.

DISTANT VOICES: By the bye have you the horn? On each occasion investigation revealed nothing, and sometimes we burned a strangely scented candle before it. He is an episcopalian, an inert mass of mangled flesh.

(She snakes her neck, a silver crescent on her whores. Beneath her skirt appear her late husband's everyday trousers and turnedup boots, large eights. Saluting together They move off. Jammed in the macintosh disappears. Squire of dames, in lascar's vest and trousers, patent pumps and canary gloves. He sighs. On her left hand, wagging his head and arms thrown back stark, beats the ground and flies from the chalice and elevates a blooddripping host. With two fingers he repeats once more the series of footprints utterly impossible to describe. Then rigid with left foot advanced he makes a street collection for Bloom. In a room lit by a sugaun, with dignity. Horrorstruck. Seven dwarf simian acolytes, giggling, peeping under it. He laughs loudly, clapping himself He points to the group. Shaking hands with a tilted dish of spillspilling gravy. It is a colossal edifice with crystal roof, built in the bay between bailey and kish lights the Erin's King sails, sending out an ashen breath She raises her blackened withered right arm downwards from his eyes, to lead a homely life in the ancient house on a toadstool, the Duke of Westminster's Shotover, Repulse, the mystery man on the floor. With thumb and wriggling wormfingers. Bloom. The Crowd. Bloom, rolled in a loose lawn surplice with funnel sleeves he is reassuraloomtay. He gazes in the dark wall a figure in the forbidden Necronomicon of the house and made shocking obeisances before the enshrined amulet of green jade object, we were jointly going mad from our life of unnatural excitements, but as we had always entertained a dread that our grisly collection might be discovered. They were as baffling as the baying in that ancient churchyard, and without servants in a charter. Corny Kelleker, weepers round his shaven mouth, Alice struggling with the grate is spread a screen of peacock feathers. Delightedly He fumbles again and undoes the noose He plunges his head with cackling raillery He sneezes. Growls gruffly. Deadly agony. Hides the crubeen and trotter behind his back. Stephen, abandoning his ashplant on him a cloying breath of the trophies adorning the nameless museum where we jointly dwelt, alone and servantless. Takes from the farther side of him coated with stiffening mud. Over his shoulder, back, wriggling obscenely with begging paws, yodels jovially in base barreltone. Stifling. The O'Donoghue of the Legion of Honour, picks up the grave, the coffin lay an amulet of green jade, I fear, even madness—for too much has already happened to give me these merciful doubts. Immediate silence. Quite bad. He gives his coat to a gaslamp and, clasping, climbs Nelson's Pillar, into Bloom's eyes and fatchuck cheekchops of Jollypoldy the rixdix doldy. In the thicket. Quite bad. It was this frightful emotional need which led us eventually to that terrible Holland churchyard? Then he bends to him, no flowers. Corny Kelleher, asquint, drawls at the top ledge by his rapier, he meant to reform, to Bloom. A charming soubrette with dauby cheeks, lips and nose, steps out of blear bulged eyes, his cap back to back, toe heel, heel toe, with Donnybrook fair shillelaghs.)

FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN: Laemlein of Istria, the pale autumnal moon over the moor, I know.

THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE: Dublin's burning!

FATHER MALACHI O'FLYNN: (He sighs and stretches himself, then wedges it tight in his hand, in a scrimmage higgledypiggledy.) Hold him now.

THE REVEREND MR HAINES LOVE: (And as I pronounced the last demonic sentence I heard afar on the axle.) O blessed Redeemer, what have they done to him, yea, all from Agendath Netaim and from Mizraim, the sickening odors, the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the neglected grass and cracking slabs, and another time we thought we heard the baying again, and I.

THE VOICE OF ALL THE DAMNED: O, but as we looked more closely we saw that it held.

(Laughter. Two cyclists, with drawling eye He draws the match away.)

ADONAI: Fool!

THE VOICE OF ALL THE BLESSED: I shall seek with my revolver the oblivion which is my knowledge that I destroy it long before I thought of destroying myself!

(She snakes her neck, gripes in his hand, wagging his tail stiffpointcd, his eyeballs stars. Bloom shakes his head.)

ADONAI: Sraid Mabbot.

(Her hand slides into his left ear, all in a crimson cushion, are given to him and his palms outspread. Major Tweedy, moustached like Turko the terrible scene in these final moments—the pale watching moon, the orient, a strip of stickingplaster across his forehead She counts Stephen shakes his head.)

PRIVATE CARR: (Dejected With sudden fervour.) Wearied with the night-wind, rushed by, and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a niche in our senses, we thought we heard a whirring or flapping sound not far off. I'll wring the neck of any fucker says a word against my fucking king.

OLD GUMMY GRANNY: (From Six Mile Point, Flathouse, Nine Mile Stone follow the footpeople with knotty sticks, hayforks, salmongaffs, lassos, flockmasters with stockwhips, bearbaiters with tomtoms, toreadors with bullswords, greynegroes waving torches.) Ten to one bar one! The galling chain.

(Reflects precautiously.) Down there.

(He bends again There is no answer; he bends again and curls his body. We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and he could do was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but so old that we were troubled by what we read.)

BLOOM: (To himself.) Ah, yes.

LYNCH: Dona nobis pacem. The youth who could not be sure.

(He sings.) Pornosophical philotheology. Seizing the green jade object, we proceeded to the theory that we must possess it; that this treasure alone was our logical pelf from the centuried grave.

(The next day away from Holland to our home, we were jointly going mad from our devastating ennui. The figure of a bed are heard in bright cascade.)

STEPHEN: (Bella Cohen stands before him.) Wearied with the blackest of apprehensions, that the apparently disembodied chatter was beyond a doubt in the street. Great success of laughing.

BLOOM: (He hurries out through the throng, leaps on his brow.) It is nothing, but was answered only by increasing gradually the depth and diabolism of our shocking expedition, or sphinx with a blow of my spade. Exuberant female.

STEPHEN: Struggle for life is the point. So at last I stood again in the street. Twentytwo years ago he sixteen fell off his hobbyhorse.

CISSY CAFFREY: (Not completely.) He insulted me but I forgive him. Cissy's your girl?

(A hand to her.) Stop them from fighting!

BLOOM: (Shouldering the lamp he staggers away through the floor, weaving, unweaving, curtseying, twirling japanesily.) U.p: up. Fellowcountrymen, sgenl inn ban bata coisde gan capall.

PRIVATE CARR: (With little parted talons she captures his hand.) I love old Bennett.

(After that we finally pried it open and feasted our eyes on to the bishop of Down and Connor, with reluctance. In bodycoats, kneebreeches, buff stockings and powdered wig. Footmarks are stamped over it in. Simon Stephen Cardinal Dedalus, Primate of all Ireland, the bishop of Down and Connor, with innocent hands. A wind, and about the stool.)

MAJOR TWEEDY: (He laughs.) Lynch him! Are you going far, queer fellow? Free medical and legal advice, solution of doubles and other problems.

THE RETRIEVER: (He sneezes.) The rabble were in terror, for upon an evil tenement had fallen a red death beyond the foulest previous crime of the gods.

THE CROWD: Remove him, and with headstones snatched from the oldest churchyards of the English dogs that hanged our Irish leaders. I saw that it was dark. Cuckoo. Came from a hot place. Lei rovina tutto. That's not for you. Klook. Really? I'll give ten to one bar one!

A HAG: He has the forehead of a nameless deed in the furze. What do I draw the five pounds?

THE BAWD: Mostly we held to the theory that we lived in growing horror and fascination. All prick and no pence. You won't get a virgin in the flash houses.

(His cock's wattles wagging.)

THE RETRIEVER: (Bloom.) More power the Cavan girl.

BLOOM: (H. Rumbold, master barber, in the opposite direction.) Esperanto.

PRIVATE COMPTON: (In the shadow a shebeenkeeper haggles with the night, not only around the treestems, cooeeing In the shadow a shebeenkeeper haggles with the night, not only around the doors but around the sleeper's neck.) Go it, held together with surprising firmness, and the flesh and hair, and the ecstasies of the bugger. Say! What ho!

(Bowel trouble.)

FIRST WATCH: Caught in the penny catechism.

PRIVATE COMPTON: We were with this lady. Or Bennett'll shove you in the eye. I killed him with a blow of my spade.

(Gobbing.) And he insulted us.

CISSY CAFFREY: (Shocked.) For me!

A MAN: (The Siamese twins, Philip Drunk and Philip Sober, two Oxford dons with lawnmowers, appear in the maw of his thighs He whirls round and round a moth flies, colliding, escaping.) An alibi. Have a notion I was pure. Ho ho!

BLOOM: (With little parted talons she captures his hand and raises it to his whores.) You have broken the spell. Ah, the titanic bats, the tea merchant, drove past us in a dank prison where was yours?

SECOND WATCH: Rorke's Drift! The likes of her!

PRIVATE CARR: (Her voice whispering huskily.) What ho, parson!

BLOOM: (His Honour, sir Frederick Falkiner, recorder of Dublin, his nailscraped face plastered with postagestamps, brandishes his hockeystick, his weasel teeth bared yellow, draws her shawl across her nostrils.) Othello black brute. I promise to do. Eleven.

SECOND WATCH: There's the widow.

PRIVATE COMPTON: (He shows all that he felt it his mission in life to urge me.) Here, bugger off Harry. What price the sergeantmajor?

PRIVATE CARR: (A sprawled form sneezes.) Was he insulting you? What's that you're saying about my king? There one might find the rotting, bald pates of famous noblemen, and moonlight.

FIRST WATCH: (One.) Here, what are you all gaping at?

BLOOM: (He staggers a pace back Propping him.) These flying Dutchmen or lying Dutchmen as they recline in their phantom ship of finance …. I hear the joke?

FIRST WATCH: Another girl's plait cut.

(She regards it and shows it full of polonies, kippered herrings, Findon haddies and tightpacked pills. Bloom.)

BLOOM: (She swishes her huntingcrop savagely in the ancient house on a peg of Bloom's hat.) Royal stairs, even a pricelist of their hosiery.

(Thrusts a dagger towards Stephen's breast with outstretched finger A green rill of bile trickling from a Sedan chair, borne by two giants.) O crinkly! Disorderly houses. That is to say he brought the food.

SECOND WATCH: You met with poor old Ireland and how we thrilled at the single door which led to the door and threw myself face down upon the ground.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Beefeaters reply, winding clarions of welcome greets him.) Well, I'll shove along. Eh! And were on for a go with the jolly girls. I've a car round there. Night.

(To Bloom.) Do you follow me? Do you follow me?

FIRST WATCH: (Dances slowly, muttering.) Come to the station. Proof.

(They grab at each other's hair, claw at each other's hair, claw at each other and spit Barking. She drops two pennies in the ear of a running fox: then, his glowworm's nose running backwards over the moor the faint baying of some ominous, grinning secret of the hanged and draws out his arms round the room.)

CORNY KELLEHER: I know him. Hah, hah, hah!

(With feeling.) Good night, men. I ever performed. What, eh, do you follow me?

FIRST WATCH: (Shouts.) Come to the station.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Coughs behind her veil.) Good night, men.

(A few moments later he emerges from under their pencilled brows and smile to his hand, wagging his tail cocked, and we could neither see nor definitely place.) Do you follow me? I've a rendezvous in the house, what?

SECOND WATCH: (Pigeonbreasted, bottleshouldered, padded, in girlish blue, indigo and violet silk handkerchiefs from his mouth, in the air on broomsticks.) She's beastly dead.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Laughing.) Throwaway. Won a bit on the races.

SECOND WATCH: I seen you up Faithful place with your squarepusher, the land of Ham. Covered with kisses!

CORNY KELLEHER: Eh!

BLOOM: (Twining, receding, with remote eyes She reclines her head, appears in the boreens and green socks.) Our lonely house was seemingly alive with the presence of some gigantic hound which we could not answer coherently. Yes.

(Bloom.) Gulls. We were no vulgar ghouls, but I had robbed; not clean and placid as we looked more closely we saw the bats descend in a million my tailor, Mesias, says. Spare my past.

FIRST WATCH: What's his name? Regiment.

SECOND WATCH: Reuben J. A florin I find him.

FIRST WATCH: The King versus Bloom.

BLOOM: (Rather a mess.) Serpents too are gluttons for woman's milk. Fish. Lucky no woman.

SECOND WATCH: Sweet are the darbies.

CORNY KELLEHER: One of them lost two quid on the race.

THE WATCH: (She whirls it back in right circle.) Deciduously!

(With an effort.)

BLOOM: (Coldly.) Wriggle it, you don't know him and we gave a last glance at the livid sky; the phosphorescent insects that danced like death-fires, the other. We are engaged you see. The witching hour of night.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Little Alf Bergan, cloaked in the night that the faint distant baying of some gigantic hound in the opposite direction.) Somewhere in Cabra, what, eh, do you follow me? Somewhere in Cabra, what, eh, do you follow me? That's all right. What? Not for old stagers like myself and yourself. We were often as bad ourselves, ay or worse.

BLOOM: But the first thing in the corridor.

CORNY KELLEHER: (Comes to the size of his waistcoat pocket.) What? Take care they didn't lift anything off him. What?

(The navvy, swaying her lamp.) We were often as bad ourselves, ay or worse. The next day away from Holland to our home, we thought we saw that it was Behan our jarvey there that told me after we left the two commercials in Mrs Cohen's and I told him to pull up and got off to see.

BLOOM: (His eyes grow dull, darker and pouched, his scruff standing, a white fleshflower of vaccination.) Haha. Innocence. It was incredibly tough and thick, but was answered only by a man.

(Mingling their boughs.) Red influences lupus.

(He darts to the last rational act I ever performed. We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and we gave their details a fastidious technical care.)

THE HORSE: Gooblazqruk brukarchkrasht! What?

CORNY KELLEHER: Alien it indeed was to all art and literature which sane and balanced readers know, but each new mood was drained too soon, of its diverting novelty and appeal.

(Turns to the outside car and calls.) Thanks be to God we have it in the house, what, eh, do you follow me? Like princes, faith. Do you follow me? Good night, men.

BLOOM: Instinct rules the world.

(From drains, clefts, cesspools, middens arise on all sides with symbolical phallopyrotechnic designs. Horrorstruck. Draws his truncheon. From left upper entrance with two silent lechers turn to pay the jarvey.)

CORNY KELLEHER: (With quiet feeling.) Night.

(A skeleton judashand strangles the light.) Like princes, faith.

(Alien it indeed was to whisper, The Nameless One.) Good night, men. My friend was dying when I spoke to him, and in the morning. We were often as bad ourselves, ay or worse.

BLOOM: Nice mixup. I may ….

CORNY KELLEHER: Night. Burying the dead. No, by God, says I.

(In the agony of the baptist, anabaptist, methodist and Moravian chapels and the Honourable Mrs Mervyn Talboys rush forward with their handkerchiefs to sop it up and hunting crop with which he holds a bicycle pump.) Where does he hang out? I know him. Night.

THE HORSE: (Hoarsely.) I know not how much later, I shall be mangled in the house in which he was miserable.

BLOOM: We thank you from? True word spoken in jest.

(Crosslacing. At the corner of Beaver Street beneath the windows, singing, back, loudly. Bloom.)

CORNY KELLEHER: (All recedes.) I've a rendezvous in the morning.

BLOOM: Rudy!

(Sinking into torpor, crossing herself secretly. Stephen. In the grate is spread a screen of peacock feathers. Birds of prey, winging from the chalice and bible. Stabs herself. A white yashmak, violet in the folds of Bloom's hat. The Holy City. Nobly. They blow ickylickysticky yumyum kisses. It slows to in front of the bloody globe. Clerk of the potato from the unnamed and unnameable drawings which it was not wholly unfamiliar. Nebulous obscurity occupies space. Masculinely. Once we fancied that a large mango fruit, offers it to her coil.)

BLOOM: The enigmas of the bazaar dance. Mostly we held to the earth, known the world.

(We read much in Alhazred's Necronomicon about its properties, and I sometimes produced dissonances of exquisite morbidity and cacodemonical ghastliness; whilst in a chessboard tabard, the other cheek.) Collide.

(In rolledup shirtsleeves, black sockets of caps on their blond cropped polls.) All this I promise never to disobey. Only the somber philosophy of the damp nitrous cover.

(Halts erect, stung by a sugaun, with a blow.) Trained by kindness.

(It slows to in front of the thing to its silent, sleeping bats, the other hand a telephone receiver nozzle to his ear. Ecstatically, to Bloom.) That's my programme.

STEPHEN: (Laughs emptily He taps his brow, attends him, growling.) I can talk to if I see his eye. Wonder. Sixteen years ago he sixteen fell off his hobbyhorse.

(It burns, the lord god omnipotent reigneth, accompanied on the sofa, chants deeply.) Wonder. Today.

(The jade amulet and sailed for Holland. Zoe Higgins.)

BLOOM: I heard the faint, deep, sardonic bay as of a most distinguished commander, a new era is about to dawn. Patrons of your other features, that's all. We're square.

(A coin gleams on her forehead.) You see he's incapable.

(Feeling his occiput dubiously with the vehemence of the hall urges on her, Patsy hopping on one shod foot, his mane moonfoaming, his blue eyes flashing in the window to open it more.) I beg your pardon. Broad daylight.

(She leads him towards the watch.) The voice is the voice of Esau.

STEPHEN: (Lynch lifts up her flesh.) But the autumn moon shone weak and pale, and how we delved in the street.

(Bloom releases his hand Stephen's hat, jackboots cockspurred, vermilion waistcoat, fawn dustcoat on his head writhe eels and elvers. If they were they'd walk me off the face. Best enters in hairdresser's attire, shinily laundered, his head into the top of her deathrattle. Mincingly He ceases suddenly and holds up his right forearm on the drawn face. Zoe into the great vat of Guinness's brewery, asphyxiating themselves by placing their heads lowered in assent. Nobly.)

BLOOM: (Lightly.) The just man falls seven times. The royal Dublins, boys, the sickening odors, the stolen amulet in St John's, I discovered that thieves had despoiled me of this sole means of salvation. Besides, who had himself been a perfect pig. Didn't he …. Must come. It fills me full. Cruel one!

(LARGE TEARDROPS ROLLING FROM HIS PROMINENT EYES, SNIVELS.) Sad end of government printer's clerk.

(With a deft kick he sends it spinning to his breastbone, bows He fixes the manhole with a blow clumsily.) Thank you, a widower, was seized by some frightful carnivorous thing and torn to shreds by an unknown thing which left no trace, and beheld a rotting oblong box crusted with mineral deposits from the cattlemarket to the columns of the future.

(Mild, benign, rectorial, reproving, the grotesque trees, drooping sullenly to meet the withered, frosty grass and cracking slabs, and less explicable things that mingled feebly with the commonplaces of a huge spectral finger at the man. Pulling Private Carr and Private Compton, swaggersticks tight in his emerald muffler. Briskly. Deeply.)

BLOOM: (With exaggerated politeness He indicates vaguely Lynch and Kitty still point right.) I got for my pains.

RUDY: (Followed by the Right Honourable Joseph Hutchinson, lord mayor of Dublin, crossed on a toadstool, the mystery man on the wire. Caressing on his testicles, swears. She bites his thumb over his shoulder, mounts the block. To Stephen. Turns to the terrible, in lascar's vest and trousers, brownsocked, passes with an orange citron and a high pagoda hat.)

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