#OM Blephie

[fan-goose-vilvopa]

Goose is a very socially bad person. Not awkward but just kinda bad. This us how the first few (decent) conversations they've had with the bros.

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Mammon: Heya duck

Goose: No duck

Mammon: Whatever, ya got any money I could borrow? I'll give it back-

Goose: Yeah, I've got a leg and an arm to lend.

Mammon: Hah?

Goose: *pulls out a mannequin arm and leg out of nowhere*

Goose: You can take these and run, Syrien's Sews is still looking for them.

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Goose: Hey Levi-

Levi: Listen, you are far from everything being a normie but what do you want, you're not normie enough to be considered air headed but at the same time you're not cool enough either so make it quick.

Goose: Ouchies :c

Goose: Anyways, I just wanted to give you a gift I got inside the Pentagonal Mall on the other side of the Devildom.

Levi: Is that Toru-Chan's Phyria brand legendary limited edition cosplayer wiz-guiard wand?

Levi: You're my new best friend.

Goose: HOLD UP, YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHICH ANIME THIS WAS FROM I JUST THOUGHT IT LOOKED KINDA NEAT-

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Satan:

Goose:

Satan:

Goose:

Satan: *is trying not to be rude but cannot help the fact that he just wants to know what Goose is*

Goose: *knows*

Satan: (thinks to self) I want to so badly ask because these books aren't helping my research.

Goose: I once met a minotaur.

Satan: ??? Tell me all about it, I'd like a first hand experience of how minotaurs behave.

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Goose: *is approaching*

Asmo: (thinks to self) Oh no, it's Goose-

Goose: So one of these days you wanna help me paint myself black and brown to look like those Canadian geese for fun?

Goose: Also I think it'd look cooler-

Asmo: .... Makeover? 0w0

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Beel: *tries not to think of Goose as a meal*

Beel: *fails*

Beel: I'm hungry....

Goose: AH BRO DON'T GRAB ME BY THE NECK AND BITE ME NA NA NA I HAVE A PARTY-PACK SIZED GREENHOLI FLAVORED CAN OF CHIPS-

Later

Beel: I'm sorry Goose / - \

Goose: If I said it was okay I'd be lying, but I do forgive you. I know you can't help yourself sometimes.

Goose: Now go get some food, we can chill later.

Beel: Uh

Beel: Okay :D

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Goose: *causes trouble a lot*

Belphie: *is always so amused by their such good ideas with bad outcomes*

Belphie: You're gonna need a partner in crime. To not get caught. 😏

Goose: ?

Belphie: And with more ideas that would be funnier for me.

Goose: I'm in

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Lucifer: Please leave my doorway.

Goose, singing: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lucifer: I can't just ignore you for 2 hours straight-

Goose, singing: I'M RIGHT OVER HERE, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE ME, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Lucifer: Please..

Goose, still singing: AND I'M GIVING IT MY ALL, BUT I'M NOT THE GOOOOOOOOSE YOU'RE TAKING HOME. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Lucifer: *is this close || to actually killing them*

Goose, singing: I KEEP DANCING ON MY OWN.

Lucifer: For the last time

Lucifer: It's GUY you're taking home, GUY.

Lucifer: NOT GOOSE

Goose: I know but I'm not some guy.

Goose: And see, you do know about human world songs.

Lucifer: Is this why you've been scream singing this same nonsensical song for the last 2 hours?

Goose: Honk! It's a good song!

Lucifer: Yes, it's good, but you keep messing it up.

Goose: I'm not messing it up, haven't you heard of joy wording songs where you throw in some fun versions of the same song unofficially with folks you know?

Lucifer: No! Who does that?!

Goose: Unfortunately for you, you and all your friends.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: *is pissed*

Goose: I'm going to tell Diavolo this is a fun thing to do with friends often-

Lucifer: Don't

[rs-camroll]

OM°°BELPHIE```

"your face is red as the candy apple"

-blephie~

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