#Okay in all honesty I hc 2012!Leo to be bigender but hey it's for the bit

[urplepurplegurgleturgle]

(FYI: ALL OF THIS IS OOC THIS IS MY OWN IRL EXPERIENCE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS AS MM!DONNIE TALKING CAUSE HE'S NOT AND THAT WOULD JUST BE. EW.)

(Also TW: slurs used jokingly, please don't take it seriously. Homophobia is gross and disgusting and it makes me wanna [REDACTED] all homophobes.)

So I've been watching the 2012 version of TMNT lately (it my first time watching btw) and.

Um.

I swear I'm not gay but. Um.

L. LEO. HE. THE GOOBER. UM. WELL- HE'S. UH.

He'skindacuteidkhe'ssillyandagoofyandsofuckingpathetichegivesmesomuchcutenessaggressionohmygod

OKOKOK SO. BEFORE YOU REBLOG THIS AND CALL ME A FAG HERE ME OUT-

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT LIKE. I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR DORKS. YES I'M INTO TALL HOT SEXY GIRLBOSS WOMEN WHO CAN AND WILL STEP ON ME WITH THEIR LONG AND THICK LEGS BUT LIKE. SILLY PEOPLE. THE ONES WHO TRY AND ACT ALL RESPONSIBLE AND KEEP THE GANG TOGETHER AND SHIT BUT ALSO HAVE THE SQUISHIEST FACE AND A GEEKY-ASS SMILE. THOSE ONES GET ME.

I have a SERIOUS case of cuteness aggression. Like, my best friend once showed me a picture of the two new kittens they fostered and I promptly stated "they're so fucking cute I wanna violently throw them at the wall". It's a disease. So imagine how I feel whenever the gooberiest (is that a word??) characters appear on screen. I wanna grab them by the cheeks and squish them so hard their eyes pop out like those dumb plastic toys you squeeze and they make that silly noise.

And 2012 Leo Is The Goober Ever™. He tries so hard to act all cool and assertive, but when it comes down to the things he likes (*cough cough* Space Heroes *cough cough*) he becomes the most adorable thing on the planet like seriousLY WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO BE THAT FUCKING CUTE-

AND IT'S NOT ONLY WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT SPACE HEROES. THAT SCENE WHEN HE'S WITH THE LITTLE GIRL AND IS HAVING A TEA PARTY WITH. AND IN DIMENSION X WHERE HE SAW THAT LITTLE SPOTTED GLOB OF A CREATURE AND WENT "MOP MOP HEHE :DDD". HE'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE I CAN'T I WANNA REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND GRAB HIM BY THE NECK AND SHAKE HIM AROUND LIKE A BABY RATTLE AND-

Ahem. As I was saying. I swear I'm not gay but... Leo. He's something else. I physically CANNOT stop myself from smiling whenever he's on screen I am THAT obsessed with him.

(This is even funnier because Rise!Leo is actually my LEAST favorite, not because I hate him or anything I love Rise!Leo he just doesn't rank as high as the others sorry Leo fam)

I'M NOT GAY THOUGH I SWEAR I'M NOT DOWN BAD FOR 2012 LEO I JUST FIND HIM CUTE AND NICE AND SILLY AND SQUISHY AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM HE'S A LITERAL FICTIONAL MAN TURTLE-

WAITWAITWAIT You know how some people headcanon that 2012 Leo is transfemme?? You know what, I'm adopting that idea. Leo is now a girl now you can suck my dick about it but he's she's female now shut up.

Huzzah now I can simp for the boy girl teenage mutant ninja turtle. HAH I'M NOT GAY YOU CAN GO LICK MY BALLLS YOU CAN'T CALL ME NO FAG WOOOOOOOOOOOO

I mean I guess I still wouldn't mind if boy Leo asked me out but I doubt he has the guts to do that

I MEAN WHAT??? HAHAHA WHO SAID THAT WASN'T ME WHAT.