#Guys I think I have A Type.

[urplepurplegurgleturgle]

(FYI: ALL OF THIS IS OOC THIS IS MY OWN IRL EXPERIENCE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS AS MM!DONNIE TALKING CAUSE HE'S NOT AND THAT WOULD JUST BE. EW.)

(Also TW: slurs used jokingly, please don't take it seriously. Homophobia is gross and disgusting and it makes me wanna [REDACTED] all homophobes.)

So I've been watching the 2012 version of TMNT lately (it my first time watching btw) and.

Um.

I swear I'm not gay but. Um.

L. LEO. HE. THE GOOBER. UM. WELL- HE'S. UH.

He'skindacuteidkhe'ssillyandagoofyandsofuckingpathetichegivesmesomuchcutenessaggressionohmygod

OKOKOK SO. BEFORE YOU REBLOG THIS AND CALL ME A FAG HERE ME OUT-

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT LIKE. I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR DORKS. YES I'M INTO TALL HOT SEXY GIRLBOSS WOMEN WHO CAN AND WILL STEP ON ME WITH THEIR LONG AND THICK LEGS BUT LIKE. SILLY PEOPLE. THE ONES WHO TRY AND ACT ALL RESPONSIBLE AND KEEP THE GANG TOGETHER AND SHIT BUT ALSO HAVE THE SQUISHIEST FACE AND A GEEKY-ASS SMILE. THOSE ONES GET ME.

I have a SERIOUS case of cuteness aggression. Like, my best friend once showed me a picture of the two new kittens they fostered and I promptly stated "they're so fucking cute I wanna violently throw them at the wall". It's a disease. So imagine how I feel whenever the gooberiest (is that a word??) characters appear on screen. I wanna grab them by the cheeks and squish them so hard their eyes pop out like those dumb plastic toys you squeeze and they make that silly noise.

And 2012 Leo Is The Goober Ever™. He tries so hard to act all cool and assertive, but when it comes down to the things he likes (*cough cough* Space Heroes *cough cough*) he becomes the most adorable thing on the planet like seriousLY WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO BE THAT FUCKING CUTE-

AND IT'S NOT ONLY WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT SPACE HEROES. THAT SCENE WHEN HE'S WITH THE LITTLE GIRL AND IS HAVING A TEA PARTY WITH. AND IN DIMENSION X WHERE HE SAW THAT LITTLE SPOTTED GLOB OF A CREATURE AND WENT "MOP MOP HEHE :DDD". HE'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE I CAN'T I WANNA REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND GRAB HIM BY THE NECK AND SHAKE HIM AROUND LIKE A BABY RATTLE AND-

Ahem. As I was saying. I swear I'm not gay but... Leo. He's something else. I physically CANNOT stop myself from smiling whenever he's on screen I am THAT obsessed with him.

(This is even funnier because Rise!Leo is actually my LEAST favorite, not because I hate him or anything I love Rise!Leo he just doesn't rank as high as the others sorry Leo fam)

I'M NOT GAY THOUGH I SWEAR I'M NOT DOWN BAD FOR 2012 LEO I JUST FIND HIM CUTE AND NICE AND SILLY AND SQUISHY AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM HE'S A LITERAL FICTIONAL MAN TURTLE-

WAITWAITWAIT You know how some people headcanon that 2012 Leo is transfemme?? You know what, I'm adopting that idea. Leo is now a girl now you can suck my dick about it but he's she's female now shut up.

Huzzah now I can simp for the boy girl teenage mutant ninja turtle. HAH I'M NOT GAY YOU CAN GO LICK MY BALLLS YOU CAN'T CALL ME NO FAG WOOOOOOOOOOOO

I mean I guess I still wouldn't mind if boy Leo asked me out but I doubt he has the guts to do that

I MEAN WHAT??? HAHAHA WHO SAID THAT WASN'T ME WHAT.

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[cutiepatootiekatie]

i realized the guy i just called cute looks exactly like my ex talking stage

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[amphibianaday]

day 1421

[elodieunderglass]

I haven’t watched Dungeon Meshi, but I always enjoy the dashboard osmosis experience and have a peculiar visual memory. Here is what I believe Dungeon Meshi to be mostly about. No complicating experiences with the text, or indeed character references, fed into this extremely clear vision, which I believe I torrented directly from the astral plane at the same time as the creator was logged on

[bluastro-yellow]

Kurvitz stresses that Kim doesn't actually have a character sheet hidden in Disco Elysium's code. Imagining that Lieutenant Kitsuragi has only one natural attribute point in Motorics helps the ZA/UM team to understand the depth of his character beyond what's referenced in the game's dialogue. "We just came up with this stuff for coherency," says Kurvitz. "And because we're nerds."

"I like to think Kim has a Thought Cabinet project called Revolutionary Aerostatic Brigades that he's worked on since he was a teenager," Kurvitz says. "This raises the learning caps for his Reaction Speed and Interfacing."

Kim's high Volition skill makes him impervious to prying, Kurvitz says, as the detective can find out on occasions being met with Kim's brick-wall resolve. Kim often chastises these whims of the detective's, but will occasionally play along. The Lieutenant finds his new partner funny, says Kurvitz.

Kim is naturally shit at Motorics and thinks Harry is funny source

[aroaceleovaldez]

forever disappointed in Rick for, when presented with the decision of "what band t-shirt do i give Nico to signify his character and style," having Nico wear a Ramones shirt when the opportunity for Nico in a Welcome To The Black Parade shirt was RIGHT THERE. PEAK EMO AND IT HAS A SKELETON ON IT-

[franzias-cave]

Portrait miniature of Abigail Pent, lady of Koniortos Court

Reference from @katakaluptastrophy's cosplay

[il-predestinato]

↳for @cupidskissx and her keen observation 🥰

(The craziest part? Max WASN'T. AT. THE. PRESS. CONFERENCE. where Charles gave his infamous "I don't think anymore" interview. He's just obsessed 🤭, and Charles recognized the reference immediately.)

Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc and their zero thoughts 😅 (2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix). 🎥: SkySports F1

[cherrirui-official]

Awe yeah Hitman JD art (+ semi-unrelated doodle bc I wanted to put something over the cut)

!! Blood warning for the art under the cut !!

@lemony-and-zesty HI I stumbled upon your Hitman John Dory au while looking at trolls fanart and I'm SO NORMAL abt him!!!! I just had to draw him I hope that's okay

[haunted-xander]

I feel like he knows Eveything. And if he doesn't he deserves to

[uncanny-tranny]

Important tip for trans men/transmascs/whoever needs the reminder: Even if you pass as a man to cis people, you still need to have either some form of self-protection on you (e.g., mace, knives (if you can use them effectively), ect.) or know some form of self-defense. Please take it from me, you don't know what will happen out there at any given time.

You might assume that if you pass as a cis man to cis people, you will be safe from any harm. While I wish that were true, it simply isn't the world most of us live in. Please do whatever you can to protect yourself out there.

[freaky-flawless]

Headless Headmistress Bloodgood redesign!

I've been wanting to redesign her for a while, in a way that would marry the aspects from each of her designs that I like. I'm pretty happy with how she turned out!

At some point I would like to design some more Monster High teachers and staff, because no matter what gen, that school is struggling.

[kikker-oma]

warning: blood and stitches

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