#PLEASSSEE THE COMMUNITY PROGRAM SHE SO WOULD

[ssciurus]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD LORDDDDDDDDDDDD CAN I JUST TAKE A MINUTE

omg do you like spencelle

yes so much so that in my mind (cm: evolution doesn't exist to me sorry, MATTER OF FACT cm after hotch leaves barely exists) spencer and elle are happily married with three kids — two girls and one boy.

they live in like a weird, cozy house filled with cluttered bookshelves, unsanctioned pets (yes, mhm, plural), half-finished science projects, and black and white photos of every single vacation on their brick fireplace mantel.

spencer accidentally built them a greenhouse (ha, get it? greenaway? greenhou — *gunshots* ) bc he wanted a small herb garden but now it's basically an entire jungle growing through their back porch. elle runs a local community program on the weekends to keep from getting bored (she has not been bored since 2007, but whatever, let her have it).

elle teaches the kids how to throw a punch before spencer teaches them long division. priorities !!!!! they have movie nights every friday and it usually involves an overly complicated snack chart that spencer makes and elle ignores.

one of the girls for sureeee is already trying to become a lawyer at 10 yrs old purely to win every argument (guess who she got this from !!!).

also also ??? every once in a while when the kids aren't around, spencer will bring up the fact that elle definitely maybe totally murdered william lee (elle defender til i die) before she left the bau and elle will just shrug and be like, guess we'll never know, huh? and then distract him with sex.

the end.