#PLIABLE LIKE DOUGH NEWMAN IS PLIABLE LIKE PLAYDOUGH

[theeultimatelifeform]

who is... newman <3 whatever his blordbo name i s<3

HEHEHE

I don't have art of him (YET) but he has tboy swag to the fullest (source: Trust me)

SO: In Hylics (silly game of moon men) The moon was taken over (then it exploded). After Hylics 2, Elise made a new moon (then it burnt up) Newman (💖💖💖) was like "Gibby and his dumbass couldn't keep in control of a moon, and Elise is a stupid bitch who couldn't handle 4 brats. If the world needs a moon, and that moon a king, then I shall take the throne." Newman made a NEW moon (moon ...3!) He was a very strong ruler, but Wayne and his crew literally can't stand tyrants so they fought it and won (after like attempt 30) In the moon afterlife (or whatever) Newman was like "Damn, Wayne and his crew are strong, who let them exist?" and Elise is like "See? I said they were strong!" then they fight forever and fall in love but they hate each other 😁