#POOR BABY JET WOLF TOO STRAIGHT TOO DUMB

[keyofjetwolf]

This whole scene is hyper-charged with sexual tension, which it simultaneously is suggesting is building between Borias and Lao Ma, and makes absolutely no effort to hide is REALLY building between Xena and Lao Ma. The whole thing concludes with the flirtations escalating, and Lao Ma reaching for more to eat. Xena can’t take it any more, and she flings a dagger that embeds in the table just in front of Lao Ma’s hand. “That’s my piece of meat you’re reaching for,” she says, the double entendre flowing.

Then Lao Ma’s pitch perfect “You’re wrong. I don’t eat meat.”, raising the double entendre to at least fourth or fifth level as she takes the bread she was actually reaching for.

I REMEMBERED NOTHING OF THIS SCENE AND I AM A FOOL FOR HAVING ALLOWED IT TO SLIP FROM ME