#PolyOmens

[kingdom0fcards]

Have you considered power bottom Ruffilo showing Folio the ropes? Folio is curious as to what the rest of his band get up to behind closed doors, so they decide to show him. Jolly and Noah watch, while Ruffilo teaches Folio how to please him

Oh my this is great

Folio prob walked in on the other three or something one day, got embarrassed and quickly dipped.

Nicholas noticed and like giggled as he "confronted" Folio. Bro was probably like, "do you want me to show you what we do?" But gayer probably

Jolly and Noah came in a bit after bc Nicholas told them about talkin to Folio. Nicholas pushes him on the bed and then, hear me out, ties Jolly and Noah to chairs so they can only watch. (Noah breaks easier (begs n shit) and Jolly can restrain himself more but bros struggling)

Nicholas would sit on Folio's lap and hold his hands as he drags them across his own body, "touch here and here, here too. Good boy"

Folio would be DYING, that man would be putting in work to make Nicholas feel the best so he can join them next time (he would be allowed anyways but the man wanted to impress them)

But anyways Nick would probably ride him or something and tell him to touch him in specific places and do certain things

Do you think Nicholas likes his hair pulled? Bc I do

He would be like, "pull my hair,"

Folio would be so unsure until Nicholas grabs his hand and shoves it in his hair and PULLS. Bro pulls so hard that some strands came out but Nicholas LIKES IT !!!!

ANYWAY !! Power bottom Nicholas and poly Omens my beloveds 🙏

(ty for this sorry if it seems unfinished idk what else to add)

[darksideoftheshipps]

!!! Real people ship!!! Okay? okay

So Joakim/Noah are my soft spot. I love this pairing from the bottom of my heart. Well I can't say that I love them more than Noah/Nicholas cuz I love them too and the whole PolyOmens stuff. I'm really into this. And I'm not sorry. 🔥

(my work my friends.... :') why I'm like this)

In my chaotic mind I have so many ideas from headcanons through crossover ships to alternative universes. And I'm gonna share them with you in the future.

Now. In my eyes these two morons are switches. But Noah enjoys to be a bottom more, because he's a big attention whore. And Jolly is aware of it.

I'm a big fan of Noah's long hair era or his hairstyle in 2022. Cuz it's longer, and Jolly could pull his hair very tight.

Okay in this photo Noah looks like a baby girl. I can imagine that Jolly, right after the shooting came to Noah and kissed him hard. Just to show him a little bit attention which Noah needed so bad.

And....well I have this really dirty idea of Noah getting fisted by Jolly. And Jolly wouldn't like it at first. But after a long conversation between them, he says yes to this. Jolly is scared about hurting Noah so he is super slow and gently. Noah is very loud during this. But in a good way of course.

My english is not that good, but I'm trying my best.

[kingdom0fcards]

Listen, I love polyomens, but I also love Chris/Noah. So I’m thinking Noah starts a thing with Chris and the boys get a little jelly, particularly Ruffilo. So he decides to invite Chris over to show him just how well they treat their babygirl, and how he expects Chris to treat him. I’m imagining him being like “look there’s no competition here, but if there were, you’d lose”. And Noah is totally out of his mind with desperation the whole time, not wanting them to fight over him or compete for him, but also finding it overwhelmingly hot that they are. He just needs them all to get their priorities right, and focus on fucking him instead of fighting eachother.

Yes yes this is some good shit I love it

Noah doesn't want competition about him so he's just like, "what if y'all just come together and fuck me" and they do or smthn

Idk they're gay and I agree with this

[darksideoftheshipps]

Why are you such a bitch to me?! 😂✨

And also who do you ship the most from Bad Omens?

Because, my dear Karel. WE FUCKIN LIVE UNDER ONE ROOF! And you aren't able to ask me face to face what's my fav ship from Bad Omens??? Hmm? HMMM? :'))))

But I tell it to you anyway 🔥

I like to talk about my fav ships.

So...

I ship them all. PolyOmens 💜

But my matter of the heart is Noah/Jolly💜

They are sweethearts