#PrettyPrivilegeWho

[lrithill]

This is a hard day for all of us…

It’s a dark day…

Honestly, I don’t know if we’re going to make it—it’s not that I don’t believe in the power of the clown-fuckers, but Ghostface… Ghostface is clearly the fan favorite among all the slashers.

It’s the popular guy in class versus the weird, quiet one who sits in the back corner.

But you know what???

We didn’t beat the clown with pretty privilege (Pennywise) and one of the all-time horror legends (Freddy)… just to lose to this guy, this no-name loser with zero charisma that all the girls are obsessed with.

Like, Art doesn’t even speak, and he still blows him out of the water in personality, humor, creativity… and of course, in sex appeal.

I remember a conversation I had with a Ghostface fangirl.

"This film is horrible,” she announced after walking out of Terrifier 3. “Horrible as in amazing, right? And besides, Art is hear me out, uh?🤩” I replied, eyes sparkling, grinning ear to ear. “I don’t understand how people can enjoy these movies. Psychopaths, the lot of them,” she snapped. “Well yeah…” I just shut up after that.😬

So you’re telling me that Art kills a few kids OFF-SCREEN and suddenly it’s “oooh nooo, how scandalous, what a monsteeerrr”—but then Ghostface kidnaps some teen girl’s boyfriend, ties him to a chair, slits his throat in front of her, chases her through the yard while she runs for her life, catches her, slashes her guts open and leaves her hanging from a tree in a fake suicide scene (mockery and all) so her parents can find her… AND THAT’S TOTALLY FINE???

Peak hypocrisy.

I’m telling you, if Ghostface had starred in Terrifier 3 instead of Art, all those girls would be like “Omg yesss, he's the best, I love him!!!”

Anyway, I’ll stop hating on Ghostface now or I’ll be here all afternoon…

This fight is tough, people, but we can do it.

I want to see that bar rise like hellfire, I want to see that vote count double in the next five days.

This is personal now—we have to knock Ghostface down a peg, or at the very least give him a fight so brutal he won’t even know what hit him.

So once again…

There’s no one left to call—just a honk on the other end. And the only mask this guy will be wearing by the end of the day is a Santa Claus one, drenched in blood.

I want you all eating Art Crispies with a good ol’ clown coffee, because we’re gonna need all the energy we can get.

So get in my tiny car!

Bring the tricycles.

Bring the fluoroantimonic acid.

Your favorite cutlery set.

The scalpels.

And your finest clown or Christmas outfits.

This is WAR.

I believe in all of you—let’s turn this around. Nothing is lost when it comes to Art.

AVENGERS… ASSEMBLE

Horror villain sexyman contest round 3!

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