#Pyro/Medic Week

[quixoticprince]

And of course, Administration:

Remember the naked version I drew as a body ref? Well I decided to dress them up for a uniform ref lol Headshots below

[trypo-p]

The gang's all here!

[sunskaiis]

lil’ pootis :]

[multiheadcanons]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS SPRING. THE MERCS IN A STORM

scout: scout doesn’t mind the rain. he just can’t move as quickly. and it’s not that he’s bogged down, like some of his teammates, or that the rain harms his damage output, like others; he just… falls. a lot. the mud makes him slip, and his feet hardly hit the ground for him to have a solid footing to ensure he’s not about to eat dirt. but he does like the rain! he just isn’t very good at fighting in it. has a cotton hoodie. it does effectively nothing.

soldier: soldier is not the smartest man in the world. but what soldier knows is that the moment he’s hearing the rumbling of thunder outside, there is a very large and very real possibility that if he strips ass naked and stands outside in the rain, he could be the lucky opponent to a drunk mud wrestle. and he does not need the alcohol to make it a good time. this single thing, this piece of knowledge, has skyrocketed rain and storms as one of soldier’s favorite weather patterns.

pyro: pyro does not like the rain. they will stay indoors until the sun decides to show itself again. it’s hard to maintain damage in the rain, and they rely on the afterburn for a more than fair portion on their damage output. and even outside of battle, the rain is normally cold, and makes getting out of the suit difficult. they do love the rainbows that come from the aftermath! if the sun’s even out at that point…

demo: demo loves the rain! he might join engie in a drink and storm watching. demo is still lively enough to want to go chase storms, but he will rarely actually take the opportunity unless others are going with him. demo is always in some stage of intoxication, so demo is usually happy to give soldier a few rounds of a fight in the rain. they end up grappling on the ground. demo does keep his clothes on unless he is goaded to take them off.

heavy: please get under the umbrella. or he will get you a raincoat. heavy doesn’t mind the rain! but the team stresses him out with their unwillingness to try to prevent a cold, running around in a storm with no jacket, no boots, dell gets naked sometimes. they’re stressing him out. he enjoys the rain until he sees his team in the rain. then he is immediately over the rain. he prefers the snow.

engineer: if he’s not on the battlefield, you bet your ass he’s got a chair set up and a beer in hand, watching the lightning strike. whooping with the thunder. he loves a good storm. he has a raincoat for when it’s really hard out there, but otherwise he’s standing in it. ass naked, if he’s drunk enough. this is an invite to soldier to wrestle. and the texan will step to the plate. it does something to him to fight in the rain. the hits hurt less, almost.

medic: the doctor does have an umbrella, but it has never seen a drop of rain. he will normally just stand in the downpour, or find a nearby awning. he enjoys it. but he does not like to fight in the rain. it bogs him down, and when it seeps into wounds it stings. and it’s not the stinging that’s the issue. it’s the brainpower it takes to register that it’s a continual burn. it almost makes him feel like he’s been shot again when he hasn’t. but he enjoys the rain outside of battle!

sniper: he loves sitting in the van and listening to the storm shake everything in it. the sounds of the rain against the roof put him at ease, almost. if he can, he’s willing to laze those days away. the sound of the rain is just too nice to not close his eyes and drift in and out of sleep. also a little lazy on the field. a little distracted with dozing off in the nest. just a peaceful, soothing time, as long as the drops of the rain continue to lull him into states of relaxation.

spy: get away from his umbrella. this is his umbrella. he will watch a storm from his smoking room. listen to the windows rattle around him. he may crack one of them and smoke his cigarette. listen to the team beneath him. and he hates fighting in the rain. he doesn’t have a raincoat to put on, and he ends up looking like a wet cat. can’t smoke cigarettes either. the enemy pyro is normally nice enough to set the man ablaze, and at least he can die with a couple hits of nicotine.

[jevilowo]

Updated the timeline lads

Behold

[biggunsblazing]

Ta celebrate my 200f on twt (and 50+ blokes on 'ere), im openin' drawin' requests. Drop em' right now. I git everyday . Lol.

[hacksawboy]

sorry for the lack of posts i live in america so you can kind of imagine how the past few days have been for me

heres some old stuff from a few months ago (+ one thing i drew today goodbye scream fortress)

[redkehlchen]

I can‘t believe I made this to motivate myself to actually work on an animatic… and now it‘s been over a year… 🫠

[spklurpt]

figuring out how to draw them all. many many mercs

[deadsadmilk]

hhhhhh

[endergirlplayz]

Tf2 doodle stats!

Ammount of times I've draw each character

Ms. Pauling : 4

Sniper : 6

Demo : 9

Heavy : 10

Spy: 11

Scout : 12

Medic: 18

Soldier : 18

Engineer : 20

Pyro : 30

Total : 135

Fun Facts : you could make an argument fthat the heavy tf2 tummy annon skewed my data because if they haddent sent that ask heavy would have only been drawn 6 times (so tying w/sniper)

(I edited this because I found a drawing of medic I made the forgo about, so +1 for medic, meaning hes now tied with soldier)

[brotherinsin]

Anyway I just think if the mercs got their hands on wii sports, scout would have inadvertently put a wii-mote through the tv playing baseball, sniper wouldve gotten scarily obsessed w beating every single tennis npc, engie would be teaching soldier how to golf and demo - red blooded Scotsman he is - would eventually have to step in and show them both up bc it would be causing him actual physical pain to sit off to the side and watch the absolute shambles.

Heavy's the one trying to get everyone to wear the wrist strap. Pyro's waiting for everyone to be done so they can just casually beat everyone's personal bests. Medic is doing that bowling challenge w the 100 pins but he's spending the entire time trying to do that cheat-y thing where u ride the guard rail to the end to make it explode.

[ppmuncher42069]

Cartoon club!

[multiheadcanons]

AS OF WRITING THIS POST; I’M GOING ON HOLIDAY!! THE MERCS GOING ON A ROAD TRIP IN ONE COMPANY BUS

scout: driver number one. responsible, gets them out of the tiny towns with the overly aggressive cops quickly. everyone takes turns on the aux. he does like to munch on something come hour four, but he tries not to go through drive thrus, and only stops for bathroom breaks if a majority of the team needs a break from the road. likes to get small trinkets on his travels. takes heavy’s seat when it’s his turn to drive, then takes sniper’s seat when heavy returns for his spot. thanks for keeping his seat warm, scout.

soldier: he’s the human energy drink that forcibly keeps everyone awake on the bus until he himself falls asleep. this isn’t until 9PM, generally. everyone has had to learn to bring something to drown him out. one time they tried to duct tape his mouth shut and he ate the tape. so they just let him yap until he’s satisfied. he also found that if he can shut the fuck up for like ten minutes, the drive will put him to sleep. needs semi-frequent breaks to stretch his legs or he starts popping like bubble wrap. likes to go through drive thrus. sits directly behind the driver.

pyro: permanently asleep unless the bus stops. the second the bus stops they are up and asking what’s going on, stretching their legs, shaking out what jitters they have from being cooped up in their seat for so long. they like to pull over and look at the sights sometimes, but they’re never the one driving to get to make that choice, but if they happen to be awake and speak up in time, the drivers will normally oblige for them. trinket and gift shop knick knack hoarder. situates themselves in one of the back rows, but not the very back.

demo: generally by the emergency window. if he prods soldier enough, he can get the man to sit next to him and he puts himself on the soldier distraction squad. he is more than happy to not be a designated driver, because now he just brings a flask, and as long as they don’t get pulled over he is not worried at all about whether they’re getting ticketed for that. immensely humorous, and equally loud as the american, he likes to play a lot of road games to keep his mind busy. falls asleep about halfway through the trip, but is awake for the final stretch.

heavy: driver number two, and inclement weather driver. heavy is seated in the very back, and is reading until he falls asleep along the back row. he is not to be bothered until it is his turn to drive, or if a random severe storm just blew in and it’s time for him to take the helm and get them out of there unscathed. very quiet the entire time, unless asking for directions or answering questions. most likely to stop through a drive through, and in general a very courteous driver as long as you ask nicely. the most time is added to the trip when heavy is the driver.

engineer: usually located behind demo to sneak sips off whatever demo brought. engineer is designated emergency driver. engie only touches the wheel if scout, heavy, or sniper died under sudden and mysterious circumstances. this has never happened, and by god it fuckin’ better not. he is also the only merc who is awake the entire trip. he doesn’t sleep well on any mode of transportation. it gives him weird and disturbing dreams. so he’s just up the whole time.

medic: seated across from demo unless heavy is driving. then he gets to partake in his ultimate privilege of being the Designated Passenger Princess. that is his favorite part. he moves to the very front, and gives heavy directions and slowly manipulates him into adding an entire two hours to the drive from the sheer amount of stops. he doesn’t even want anything, he’s just wanting to add more time to the clock. though, when he’s not being a vehicular and navigational menace, he’s just reading a book he brought with him, annotating shakily with a pencil. he also doesn’t sleep, but he will never be allowed to drive unless everyone else is dead.

sniper: driver number three, and night driver, normally. snipes sleeps until about halfway through heavy’s shift at the wheel. he just stands on the bus and stretches and walks back and forth in the aisle. nobody really cares, and this has only backfired on him once. and him busting his ass after heavy came to a hard brake wasn’t enough for him to think twice about doing that in the future. because he’s taking the night shift on the wheel, most of the team is asleep, and he is speeding like a bat out of hell to get them back on time. but his handling is so smooth nobody actually realizes what’s happening.

spy: emergency driver for when they commit a crime. if the bus gets pulled over, spy takes the driver’s seat and gets them the fuck out of dodge. spy has what can only be called a supernatural ability to outrun the police. you could drop him in a location completely unknown to him and tell him “the police are ten meters away from your location and rapidly approaching” and he’s immediately found the airport and booked his ticket. it is insane how quickly this man can avoid the steel grip of the law. otherwise, he is also reading a book, annotating, and occasionally dozing off in his seat. located near the back, across from pyro if the seat is available.

[healpimp]

Remade because I forgot to extend the poll to 1 week lol

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