#Pyromaniac Belarus.?1!

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Fanmade "Carrot and Stick" translation

This is pretty much just an "updated" version of the most popular translation. I did this for fun and because part of Ukraine's dialogue was left out and got mistranslated as a result (yup, this aged pretty bad).

I really don't think that the lyric was "love is sweet to the point of pain". I think it was saying that love is sweet and painful simultaneously, which would make sense for the next line "but if either is missing, it's just not enough".

日本語

「おらおらぁ！今日も始まったぜぇ！

俺様による俺様のための歌謡ショー！！

踊るプロイセン！！

今日のゲストはお待ちかね！

ご存知、極寒のトラブルメーカーァ

（おっと、ドタキャンはなしだぜぇ？）

ウクライナとベラルーシで、歌は『アメとムチ』！」

[♪♪♪]

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

好きよ、好き好き、大好き

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

結婚、結婚、結婚するの！

愛は　甘くて　痛いのよ　どっちがかけても　ものた・り・ない

Вибачте.

大丈夫　何も心配しないでね

きっとうまくいくわ　私達また助け合える

Віншую.

うれしいわ　今日は２人の記念日ね

きっとうまくいくわ　邪魔するヤツは呪～うもーの

呪～うもーの　呪～うもーの

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

それもくれるの？ありがとう～

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

決めて！決めて！私に決めて！

愛に依存は　媚薬だわ　ほらもう離れられないさ・だ・め

「一人ぼっちで凍えそうな夜　吹雪にたたずむその姿　いつも思ってた

いくらまわりに反対されても　きっと迎えに来てくれるって信じてた」

「もうすぐ雨が雪に変わる　

美しい結晶が　まるでライスシャワーのように　祝福するの

一生ついていくって　誓います」

ねぇロシアちゃん　覚えてる？

一緒にいられたあのやさしい日々

胸が熱くなるの　頼りになる自慢の弟

ねぇ兄さん　分かってる？

よそ見なんか許さないわ絶対

胸が熱くなるの　誰を燃やす炎〜かしーら？

炎～かしーら　炎～かしーら

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

早く抱きしめあいたい

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

抱いて抱いて抱きしめてよ

愛が微熱じゃ死んじゃうの　もっと強く愛してほ・し・い

「兄さん・・・なぜすぐに調印してくれないの？

誰と調印しようとしているの？

お前か・・・！お前か！！

ぉぉぉおおおぉお前のせいかぁぁああ！！！

許さない、許さない、許さない！！！」

「魅力的なお姉ちゃんで　ごめんね～」

そのпечкаで　煮えたぎるがいい

なんてイチコロで　暖かくて　正しい制裁

そのпечкаで　パンを焼きましょう

なんて幸せで　暖かくて　容易い胃袋

さあ　１つになりましょう

（なりましょう・・・なりましょう・・・）

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

好きよ、好き好き、大好き

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

結婚、結婚、それしかないわ！

愛は　甘くて　痛いのよ

その体に教えてあ・げ・る　 その体に刻んであ・げ・る…

ほらもう離れられないさ・だ・め

Romaji

“ORAORA! Kyō mo hajimatta ze!”

“Ore-sama ni yoru ore-sama no tame no kayō shō! ‘Odoru PUROISEN’!”

“Kyō no GESUTO wa omachi ka ne! Gozonji, gokkan no TORABURU MEEKAA!"

(…Otto, dotakyan wa nashida, ze?) 

“UKURAINA to BERARŪSHI de, uta wa ‘Ame to Muchi’!”

[♪♪♪]

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

Suki yo, suki suki, dai~suki!

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

Kekkon, kekkon, kekkon suru no!

Ai wa amakute itai no yo

Dotchi ga kakete mo monota-ri-nai

VU~ĪPACHUTE

Daijōbu, nani mō shinpai-shinaide ne

Kitto umaku iku wa 

Watashi-tachi matta tasukeaeru!

VU~INSHŪYU

Ureshī wa, kyō wa futari no kinen-bi ne

Kitto umaku iku wa, jama suru yatsu wa noro~u mono! 

Noro~u mono! Noro~u mono!

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

Sore mo kureru no? Arigatō~!

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

Kimete, kimete, watashi ni kimete!

Ai ni izon wa biyakuda wa

Hora mō hanare rarenai sa-da-me

”Hitoribotchi de kogoe-sōna yoru, fubuki ni tatazumu sono sugata, itsumo omotteta.”

“Ikura mawari ni hantai sarete mo, kitto mukae ni kite kureru tte, shinjiteta.”

”Mōsugu ame ga yuki ni kawaru.”

“Utsukushī kesshō ga marude, RAISUSHĀWA no yō ni, shukufuku suru no.”

“Isshō tsuite iku tte, chikaimasu.”

Ne~e ROSHIA-chan, oboeteru? 

Issho ni irareta ano yasashī hibi 

Mune ga atsuku naru no, tayori ni naru jiman no otōto!

Ne~e Nīsan, wakatteru? 

Yosomi nanka yurusanai wa zettai

Mune ga atsuku naru no, dare o moyasu honō~ kashira? 

Honō~ kashira! Honō~ kashira!

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

Hayaku dakishime aitai!

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

Daite, daite, dakishimete yo!

Ai ga binetsu ja shinjau no

Motto tsuyoku aishite ho-shi-i

”Nīsan…naze sugu ni chōin shite kurenai no?”

“Dare to chōin shiyou to shite iru no?"

“…Omae ka. O m a e  k a…”

“oOoOoOOMAE NO SEI KAAAAA!!!”

“YuRuSaNai! YUrUsAnAI! YURUSANAI!!!”

”Miryoku-tekina Onēchan de, gomen ne~”

Sono PECHIKA de nietagiru ga ī

Nante ichikoro de atatakakute tadashī seisai!

Sono PECHIKA de PAN o yakimashou

Nante shiawase de atatakakute tayasui ibukuro!

Sā, hitotsu ni narimashou 

(narimashou…narimashou…)

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

YĀ CHEBĀ RYUBURYŪ

Suki yo, suki suki, dai~suki!

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

NYĒ MARŌSU MINYĀ

Kekkon, kekkon, sore shika nai wa!

Ai wa amakute itai no yo

Sono karada ni oshiete a-ge-ru 　Sono karada ni kizande a-ge-ru…

Hora, mō hanare rarenai sa-da-me

English

“Hey, hey, hey! Today’s a new day!”

“Welcome to the music show made by me, for me, ‘Dancing Prussia’!”

“Today, we have two special guests you’ve all been waiting for! You know them as ‘the Troublemakers of Winter’!”

(...Oh, and no last-minute cancellations, okay?)

“It’s Ukraine and Belarus! Singing ‘Carrot and Stick’!”

[♪♪♪]

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

I love you, love you, love you, I love you so much!

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Marry me, marry me, let us marry!

Love is so sweet and so painful

But if either [feeling] is missing, it’s just not-e-nough

Вибачте

It’s okay, don't worry about a thing

Everything will be fine, 

You and I will help each other again soon!

Віншую

I’m so happy, today is our anniversary

Everything will go well, 

Whoever gets in our way will be cursed and hated!

Cursed and hated! Cursed and hated!

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

You’re giving that to me too? Thank you~!

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Choose me, choose me, choose only me!

(T/N: I think what's happening here is Russia is handing out gifts for whatever reason. And while Ukraine is happy and grateful that Russia gave her something, Belarus is demanding that Russia only gives gifts to her and no one else)

Dependency is an aphrodisiac of love

Don’t you see, it’s a fate you can’t escape an-y-more

"I always thought of you standing there in the snowstorm on those lonely, freezing nights.”

“I believed that no matter how much people opposed, you would always come back to me.”

”Soon the rain will turn into snow.”

“Beautiful snowflakes will fall, like a rice shower, blessing the two of us.”

“I vow to stay by your side; till death do us part.”

Hey Russia-chan, do you remember?

Those warm, gentle days we spent together

When you’re near, my chest starts to flutter

My dependable, proud little brother!

Hey brother, do you understand?

I’ll never allow you to look away from me, ever

When you’re near, my chest starts to ignite

Who do you think these flames [of love] will burn alive?

Burn alive! Burn alive!

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

I can’t wait to hold you in my arms again!

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

Hold me, hold me, hold me in your embrace!

If love were a fever, we would surely die

All I want is for you to love me more-and-more

”Brother…why won’t you sign [the marriage certificate]?”

“Who else would you [be trying to] sign with?”

“…It’s you. I t ‘ s   y o u…”

“YoOOouUU THIS IS ALL YOUR FAAAUUULLTTT!!!”

“IRReDeeMaBLe! InExcUsAblE! UNFORGIVABLE!!!”

”Sorry I’m such a charming big sister~!”

You should boil in that печка

Such a befitting, blazing sanction to fit your actions!

Let’s bake bread in that печка

Such a simple, happy thing to warm your stomach!

Now, let us become one

(Become one...Become one...)

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

Я тебя люблю

I love you, love you, love you, I love you so much!

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

Не морозь меня

Marry me, marry me, it’s the only way!

Love is so sweet and so painful

I’ll be sure to teach that 　   　I’ll be sure to engrave that

  to your-bo-dy                           into your-bo-dy…

Now you see, it’s a fate you can’t escape an-y-more