#REAL DAMN GOID

[jinx-6972]

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[batteredwarriorstillstanding]

I love you....but, I don't think you are going to talk to me....and, that makes me angry, frustrated, indignant, desirous of starting an explanation from the beginning, adding every piece of fact that I have learned independent of you...every single artifact, large and small (yes, there,are some undeniable groundbreakers....but, they don't necessarily apply today, do they....they may have only been important during a time when I could have been classified as yet another man who loved you....did you not know? REALLY? I am not calling you a liar, but this seems positively bizarre to me. I always assumed that it was even more obvious to you as it was to everyone else....it doesn't take a gypsy and her crystal ball to deduct that a guy who stares at a woman. Nonfucking stop. For an hour, uninterrupted, whose face turns a noticeable Rouge at the mention of your name....who pitely asks the tenants of 1c, where our chess games temporarily migrated, to please end their 45 minute long detailing of every single noise and sentence they heard during the previous night from the adjacent apartment. When they did not take this request seriously, my next reaction caused your future boss (I actually miss that dude a lot....but, I let him know that both his handling of that situation, and, especially, the manner in which he explained everything to countless inquiring minds "after the fact"was not acceptable by any standards, particularly if those standards are derived from a "way of life that demands rigorous honesty", sidenote: I happened to know the entire story, because he whined about it constantly lingbefore you left.So, to hear...why am I talking g about this?Anyway, until years afterward when he was my apologies he thought I had "serious anger issues" cuz of my eventual reaction the aforementioned aituation....I guess that subject is even worse.lol Anyway, I do 't know what the fuck is going on, bit I don't have a good feeling. I would love to be wrong. I care about you, either way....you don't even have my number, or I would say so.e fizzly bullshit like,"whenever, wherever,after whatever,with whomever (actually...I don't know about that one)but it doesn't matter....I wish really 2 things 1) That you could know the true nature and essence of my feelings. I am dogshit at explaining them in any profound way, almost certainly, this is due to the fact that I do not understand the how and why of their existence myself. They are separate from me...operate independently of my will. I used to think of them as unwelcome foreign invaders. I don't anymore...but, I do wish you would hu.or me at least a little bit on this one. 2) It ducks that you don't know me. At all. Worse than not knowing someone is assigning attributes to them that are the opposite of true....and, it seems, the harder I try to improve this situation, the worse it gets...

That's not odd....it is to be expected with the aid of ABSOLUTELY NO REAL communication, and a slew of people most, uhhhhh....LESS THAN compelling from where I sit, who you wilfully allow to constantly alter your views. All in all, I must say things are goid....better, at least. Much better. But, God damn,I want this to change and know that ot really should. I SHOULD SAY "THE SERENITY PRAYER. DONE...WOW!! FUCKING PROBLEM SOLVED.

[warrioreowynofrohan]

Thoughts on Mistborn Era 2 (Wax & Wayne):

My main take on these was “ah, looks like Brandon’s taking some time off from his magnum opus to write pulp Western/detective/crime novels”, and I was very amused to look up Brandon’s comments and see a ton of interviews with him saying, “so, this is absolutely me having some fun writing pulp Western/crime novels”. It’s nice to have a writer who’s not too proud to - accurately - describe his own stuff as pulp yet still do a good job of it. They remind me a little of the Dresden Files in terms of the mystery aspects, the urban fantasy tone, the wit, the lack of diplomatic/political subtlety of the protagonists and, of course, the rampant property destruction. But Brandon’s a much more thoughtful author than Jim Butcher, and treats his female characters better.

On the topic of gratuitous property destruction: Wax, for goodness’ sakes, stop shooting the ground! That’s infrastructure, Wax! Fixing the streets takes work, Wax! You’re not a dusty dirt road in the middle of nowhere any more, Wax! Just drop a coin like they dud in the old days! Or a shell casing or bullet if you desperately need to be hardcore. But rampantly firing off weapons in urban areas just to get a base for your Allomancy is a terrible idea.

This was a wonderful follow-up to Mistborn because it was a lot lighter and the stakes were a lot lower, which is nice for a change. I was reading the intro to Elantris where it was talking about people in Brandon’s early writing group telling him he needed to raise the stakes, and personally, I like low stakes. Well of Ascension/Hero of Ages were a grind, much as I liked the ending, and I would be up for more stories like Dawnshard, with low stakes and the heroes resolving the plot by non-violent means.

Marasi and Steris are both very well-done characters - I was definitely shipping Wax/Marasi in the first book and had no expectations of the Wax/Steris engagement lasting, so I was quite surprised, but the switch was well done and I liked it. Marasi and Wax’s feelings were a crush/hero worship and a rebound, respectively. And it’s nice to see a relationship grow gradually like Wax and Steris’ did. What Brandon did with Steris, starting out with a portrayal readers are unlikely to lije and letting her grow on them, is risky (especially with female characters) because readers may hold to first impressions, but I thought it worked very well.

Wayne’s backstory and reaction to it hit hard and was one of the best elements in the series. Another entry in the diverse array of Sanderson redemption arcs. It’s interesting because Wayne both is and isn’t haunted by it - he takes it seriously, it affects him deeply, but he doesn’t habitually brood, and it doesn’t prevent him from being a generally lighthearted, funny, silly person most of the time.

Wayne is absolutely right about the value of certain goids being an arbitrary thing invented by rich people. I’ve had caviar, once (as a garnish on a nice pasta dish at a fancy restaurant). It tastes like nothing. Entirely nodescript. The sole purpose of caviar is to communicate “this dish is fancy (and so, by connection, is the person eating it)”.

I’m deeply protective of Sazed and get very affonted when characters criticize him. I think he’s done an excellent job. It’s hard to wrap my head around the sheer scale of Bleeder’s overreaction to the possibility of her boyfriend moving back to the city. Though on one level it makes sense in that the kandra are of Preservation: she is going to see maintwnance of an existing situation as inherently better and more desirable, even if a change could still turn out well and be something Wax enjoyed. And I don’t feel like Sazed telling him about Bleeder being Lessie would have helped anything - it just would have made the decision to kill her harder, not less necessary, because she was incredibly malicious, destructive, and dangerous and there was no other way of containing her.

The resolution of Shadows of Self is exactly the sort of thing I wanted to see, politically: the mass protests and risk of riot over poor wages, unemployment, and mustreatment of workers is resolved by a committment to address those problems, because the workers’ anger is legitimate and their cause is just.

I’m heartily frustrated by Wax, because it is his responsibility - it is literally his job, he has employees and a Senate seat! - to address the major political and economic problems of Elendel, and he neglects them. I don’t care if you’d rather be out shooting things! You have resposibilities! The workers in your factories are the source of the money and prestige that lets you engage in your gentleman-crimefighter hobby, and you owe it to them to see that the city operates in their interests. You can do far more good in that way than by shootin’ bad guys. Do. Your. Damn. Job. Steris seems to be nudging him in that direction, at least.

In general I’m impatient with a lot of the law-enforcement attitudes. Miles is a villain for whom I have absolutely no sympathy. Oh, so you’ve turned evil because, despite your 15 years of work in law enforcement, crime still exists? Yeah, maybe that’s because your belief that crime will stop existing if you shoot and/or hang enough people was never realistic. Likewise with Wax’s skepticism regarding Marasi’s ideas on how crime can be reduced through better urban planning and social policies - no, Wax, it won’t entirely eliminate crime, there will always be people who are just plain malicious, greedy, venal, or violent, but if you can reduce it by, say, 50-70% by better social policy, that would still be a good thing, right?

The period newspapers are great fun. I want a TenSoon plushie! Come on, Brandon, you’re musding out on a fantastic marketing opportunity! The one thing that bugged me was the ‘Pewternauts’ in The Bands of Mourning. In the first place, it’s a nonsensical name - real-world dreadnaughts, of which these are obviously supposed to be the equivalent, were called that because it literally meant ‘these having nothing they should fear’. The apex predator of military warships at the time, if you will. You can’t just create a random fantasy portmanteau amd pretend that it works - it’s like calling a scandal in a fantasy novel something-gate even though the Watergate scandal doesn’t exist in that world! Secondly, dreadnaughts were part of a massive military arms race in a world where European wars had been commonplace for centuries. The Elendel basin had never had a war in 300 years - these aren’t something that someone would invent just off the bat. Having similar technology to turn-of-the-century earth doesn’t mean it will be applied in the same ways, not with a completely different political context.

In general, New Seran’s complaints seemed overblown. Yes, the transit system treating Elendel as a hub and lacking effective connections between the outlying regions in aggravating. (It’s a provlem that plagues urban public transit systems even now - most routes are either local or feed into the city centre, with relatively few goung from one suburb to another, even as trans-suburban commuting vecomes more common.) But it’s not remotely the kind of thing you fight a war over! I feel like Brandon’s trying to recall the American Revolution, a bit, but the distances are so small (Elendel and New Seran are about as far apart as Ottawa and Toronto) as to make that ludicrous. What they really need is some kind of equivalent to a regional district authority, where representatives of multiple local governments can get together to work on issues of regional planning.

[labrynthorange]

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[cryptidcryptic]

Free pass to blab about hxh

OKAY SO I HAD A WHOLE 6 paragraph thiING GOING ON AN TUMBLR FUCKING CRASHED SO AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME AM I ROIGHT? WHy wasn’t it savEd???

OKAY FURST OFF

NeN! This system is so fucking genius man, it’s way of stopping power escalation is ducking brilliant, anyone can win any fight with any nen ability as long as they’re smart it’s 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

It makes fights so much more fun omfg, esspeciallt since the main characters loose fights so regularly that I’m always surprised about the out come of fights!!!

Look at how damn simple it is! Hisoka said it best, sjdhgcv it’s so easy to say what my fav characters from other anime would be (Mura would be a specialist and no I don’t take constructive criticism)

And it’s frigging maP of actual contents? I c o n I c

BuT ENOUGH AB OUTTT NEN! The 👏🏽story 👏🏽is 👏🏽so 👏🏽gooood👏🏽 these genius one in a million talent kids just running round beating the ever loving shit out of every adult in their path??? 👌🏽

First ofF you got killua god daMn Zoldyck this lil shIT is from a family of assassinations, next in line to the assassin throne cuz only white haired anime boys can be head zoldyck. His straight up immune to torture, poisons and electricity, cuz in the Zoldyc family child abuse is just your average every day hand me downs.

One time he juSt tore a guys heart out and handed it back to him??? It was great 🤩 and his friendship with Gon is so pure!!! He just wants friends so bad and he ngdddfsjddggfvvv friendship goals 😭

G o n! This little shit a damn dark horse, you think his gonna be stereotypical anime protagonist no. 47552 but he ducking switches the script!!!! His still a kid and a real fucking selfish one at that, I lov e it!!! He has flaws that are constantly being called out????!??? G o o d, when an assassin tells you to calm tf Down maybe you should Gon ma boiii. Also, his ability is literally rock paper scissors cuz his just cute like that 😭

at first his whole ark is finding his damn absentee dad that just left him at his aunties and bounced

LeOrio is b a b y! He literally entered this exam full of the toughest of the tough as a broke ass med student just to pay his way through school, relatable. We stan a working king 😪👌🏽 also he punches gons absentee dad in the face one time, it was great 💜👄💜

Kurapika is basically just sasuke before sasuke was sasuke: red eyes, dead family someone stole all their eyeballs, r e v e n g e: kurapika 🤝sasuke

As much as I love these four flippers the best part of hxh is that most of the arks we spend away from them, it makes the world seem so much bigger!!! They aren’t the bee all and end all of everything, they really are just kids and sometimes they can’t be involved in shit like war.

And omg the side characters holy shit they could all carry series on their own knuckles, octoboy and camellion best boy are some of the defining side characters 👌🏽 the chimera ant ark is my favourite arks in any god damn anime ever and if you say you watched it to the end without crying you are a LIeR meruem I love you with all my heart omg

AlSo the villains?? ICONIC. Hisoka and Illumi? The best god damn murduos set of CANON husbands in the series and I would pay top dollar to see that wedding

THE PHANTOM TROUP? Poor kids stealing shit and protecting their home even if they live in a literal tip??? Found family in the trash heap????? STAN. Also that one girls ability is literally just hoover with a mouth 👁👄👁 FR NO JOKE

I would die for egdy boy faitan look AT HIM EDGYYYYYY with the power of speaking in tongues and the sun, he technically does a magical girl transformation whenever he activated his nen 👀 new coat who do dis type of transformation

And Kalluto has the best damn design be looks so ducking elligsnt, bUt god the fuck did solver aggre to let him roll with the spiders w t f happened to too dangerous?? Please parent your kids silver, do not let youngest zodyck roll with the most dangerous of crews🤡 also Kalluto fights with the power of paper cuts and I love it

IN ESSENCE WOULD DIE FOR ALL OF THEM PLEASE WATCH HXH ITS SO GOID BSYGGGVFSDCVHRFGVC

[sunjaesol]

Thoughts during 1x13

- That crossover between Alice and Jug is everything I’ve ever wanted

- Why Archie and Betty, why specifically them? And how does the mayor know they solved it? Heck, Archie didn’t even slove it, he just put on the jacket because Betty wanted him too. 

- That side glance of Jug to Betty was so cute, I actually screamed. 

- Thank God there’s no drama

- I’m praying that Cheryl looking at the hanging rope isn’t foreshadowing

- WAIT

- ARCHIE

- DID YOU JUST- 

- DID YOU JUST GIVE HEART EYES TO BETTY, LIKE HOW JUG LOOKS AT HER WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP, RETRACK YOUR STEPS AND GO TO RONNIE. I swear to God if the triangle gets in motion in s2 I will fucking lose my shit. Archibald, focus on Ronnie, don’t think of the “picture perfect” relationship with Betty. We’ve closed that book. Thank you.

- bitch Hermione that company is Fred’s life. 

- Cheryl gave away her leading spot on the Vixen’s... that was her life. Cheryl, what are you doing?  

- Veronica asking Betty yet again if she’s fine with the relationship. What’re they trying to do? 

- BERONICA FRIENDSHIP

- social services is taking him in? Hell no. 

- DIFFERENT SCHOOL BUT BUT FRIENDS AND STUFF???

- FP is honestly the best dad. He sees, observes, knows. He knows his son. My dad would never know those things about me. 

- “He got some darkness in him” - cue to Jug eating a hamburger. I feel so much pity for Jug. I just want to give him a thousand and one hugs. 

- RONNIE AND JUG HAVE A LOT IN COMMON AND IT’S TRUE! watch them fighting over what movie is better THAT IS CANON AND YOU CAN’T DENY IT. 

 - Cheryl is really freaking me out. Is that vulnerable, scared girl the real Cheryl? Was all that sass and sparkle fake? 

- “I’m...” WHAT YOU ARE WHAT? NOT ENDING YOUR LIFE, RIGHT? you are not ending your life, cheryl. 

- and it is Bets locker. Probably because of the article. 

- Oh fight me no one speaks like that to Betty. 

- “and I can’t do anything.” that’s right, Arch. You can’t do anything. for 13 episodes. Still love you though. 

- “I’ve been showing up all year dad, and it hasn’t been shwoing any difference.” I really like this. The show acknowledges Arch had been on the sidelines, which is in his personality triat. Loyal, but submissive. Maybe i s2 we’ll see an active Archie? Curious...

- Hermione, you are such a bitch. You are the people my mom warns me about.

- Penelope is a robot. 

- Having someone close to you commit suicide can increase your chances of doing the same. Jason got mudered and her dad killed herself. I REALLY HOPE CHERYL STAYS SAFE 

- Alice crying and with “no make-up”, the truth? 

- And now... who is the brother? 

- HE IS AT THE SOUTHSIDE SCHOOL

- Is that a thing they do at school? Those detectors and police officers? That’s a thing? Is that a thing? 

- RUNNING THROUGH THE SCHOOL

- OH MY GOID THEYRE LIKE THE BREAKFAST CLUB

- THE SAD BREAKFAST CLUB

- I AM LIVING

- awww... idk, am I glad Jug is making friends? It’s not like those people are bad. Probably misunderstood. Like him. Yeah, I’m glad. 

- What the hell is this square relationship tension thing. Bughead are “soulmates” (ronnie’s words) but Archie looks at them (and specifically betty) with uncertainity. I do not like how this is going. 

- “Archie, what is it?” oh god here it comes

- THANKS FOR TRYING IM GOING TO BE WITH JASON NOW 

I FUCKING KNEW IT

SAVE CHERYL

SAVE CHERYL

- Archie is gonna get Cheryl out of the ice! That’s the scene!

- Cheryl...

- Archie completely lost his shit. I think that’s the... idk moment(?) where all Archie’s pent up emotions go free. he can finally DO something. He was agitated. Loved this. 

- Hermione. I thought you were nice. You are a real serpent. 

- Good explanation, Archie, not sure if it’s 100% legit though...

- Poor Valerie. 

- I suppose Archie is a “local hero” now. He did save Cheryl. 

- JOSIE GOES AGAINST HER MOTHER YES I AM ALL FOR THAT

- The speech was okay, definitely had an impact. 

- boom bitch Hermione you are going down

- is... Cheryl putting herself to flames? 

- JUG WITHOUT A HAT

JUG IS SAYING I LOVE YOU

- Cole’s acting... holy shit dude

- Jughead... picked her UP I AM LIVING

- Archie x Ronnie make-out scene?

- oh yep

- oh it’s sex. that’s cool too. 

- THAT BODY SLAM THOUGH BUGHEAD

- JESUS FROM A PECK ON THE MOUTH TO THIS

- that cockblock doorbell. they would’ve had sex if it wasn’t for the cockblock at the door

- Jug... as a serpent? But you’re a troubled writer, not a weed selling person... thing. 

- Betty I get that you’re frowning but Jug looks fucking hot right now you can’t deny that

- Archie had sex with a broken hand? Damn. 

- Wow wait but this does not mean Fred dies. He was still alive when we last see him. They’ll go to the hospital, right? 

- Now who has the burglar? And what was the point of this scene? 

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the end of season one of Riverdale. See ya in 2018 folks. 

[jodhiifromthe503]

Verse 1:

Never been shit

Never out

Never do shit

Put a slit

On my wrist

Just a smidge

Not deep enough for an Apocalypse

Polly wanna crack the sky

Just a little bit

Turn tides with a full eclipse

Keep my words strapped to my hips

I palm beretta

Til it empty clips

And I loose lips

They sink ships

Like DAMN

Verse 2:

I would bite the hand that feeds

But doggie always wants the bone

Zarathustra wants revenge

But I just wanna be alone

I might kill an Ubermensch

Ya I might come for the throne

All your friends are gonna snitch

And now your home is overgrown

Verse 3:

Ya I might glitch

I might spit

Pain

Through your pleasure dome

Real g’s move in silence

Like a gnome

And the way you Schadenfreude

Is the crust hum of your weight

And when Mara met Siddhartha

Kafka, keep her at the gate

Verse 4:

Trapped in my mind like a black hole

50 first dates

Gyrating in the Bardo

Ya, Jesus waits and waits

For that true love

Clickbait

Left on read

With a full shrug

I feel like a circus act

Dumbo and his acrobat

I’m feeling vertigo

Gonzo with the shits

Looking for a mole to whack

Condemn me to Tartarus

With a flick of the wrist

And I’m cached ya

Am I dumb or just happy?

Like Sisyphus

Rolling boulders like blunts

I’m a masochist

Like a dysphoric, Narcissist

I see your face in constellations

And the Redwood mist

Bright eyes

Faded back to black

Like you don’t exist

Life’s overrated

Left with hypocrites

Narrating Vanilla shit

Like ventriloquist

Like out played soft rock hits

Every genre’s full of drama

I can’t find no fuckin peace

Call me anti-Dali Lama

I’m the Harlot and the Beast ya

You don’t threaten me the least

Bitch

Ya

You don’t threaten me the least

I’m the Harlot and the

BEAST

Bridge

Verse 5:

I’m giving you back your karma

Keep it to yourself

And your dharma

Dummy boy

Ya

broke the game just like a toy

Go find another lower life form to annoy

Ya

Masochistic repetition

Habits fosters by religion

Life of superstition

might get to heaven

Lead a loan

Check your intuition

For tuition

But it might be bunk though

Like a pyramid scheme

Ya

Junk to the junk fiend

Black screen

Searching for Anna Belle Lee

Lost within a dream

In a dream

In a dream

12:01

Time to feed the

Gigapet

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotlight mind

Then I hit reset

Don’t wait for me at the gate

Bitch, I don’t repent

You act so certain about a little secret

Do me a favor

Keep it

(We don’t need it)

If my chain hangs low

And it wobbles to the floor

With a pink beam of light

Tessellating on the floor

I don’t wanna do this anymore

Verse 6:

Ya I can’t shake it out

Like a Polaroid

Geekin like a goid

Always paranoid

Like tweakers on parade

Hung up in a gallery

Stuck up in a Thomas Kincaid

Fuck your bonus and your salary

I’m minimum wage

Paid hourly

They harvesting my energy

Investing to devour me

They fear mortality

And always act so cowardly

Overpowered

But never to empower me

If you can’t understand

you standing under me

(GOD DAMN)

Verse 7:

Its my life

And I can’t delete it

Even if you escape

Then your bound to repeat it

Like the Pinball Wizard

Do what you can to beat it

But you never beat it

You should fucking quit, bitch

Verse 8:

Building castles out of sand

So run, Ricky, run

Build as fast as you can

Hoping the tide don’t come

You’re the gingerbread man

Toodles lost his marbles

Slipped right from his hands

Now the Universe is gone

Stravinsky effect

Triumph of the Spectacle

Literacy is dead

And the Universe is a cannibal

Its all in your head

Try to hit me on my cellular

But my phone is dead

Outro:

Assassinate the precedent

And kill God with a 10 strip

Hunt down Prometheus

Blow out his candle, death wish