#RILEY IM SORRY UR NOT ON RN I DONT THINK
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me: there was a bug in my hands it was so heinous i was crying please comfort me pls i was so afraid im so brave
riley: wHAT TYPE OF BUG WAS IT
#nina speaks#25 to life#MAN#RILEY IM SORRY UR NOT ON RN I DONT THINK#BUT THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY#LIKE BITCH I WANTED TO GET CODDLED#I WANTED NINA U ARE SO STRONG BRAVE N WONDROUS I CANT BELIEVE THAT CHILD PLACED A BUG IN UR PALM#UNBELIEVABLE#and riley said justice for that bug#i bet it was so cute#what kind of bug was it#MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN#this is what being married is like also i want a divorce#just kidding baby please it was green#it was a beetle thang it was very pretty#BUT SHE FRIGHTENED THE SHIT OUT OF ME#LIKE GIRL IF YOU DONT GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE#sorry my hot girl cider is hitting if u want to ask me a funny q#now is ur time to shine baby be weird
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