#Rei would probably just be passive agressive about it at best

[starpros-sunshine]

I'm very amused with the thought that, hypothetically, if Eichi were to ever make Wataru sad (in a way that's could've been avoided) and Wataru were to vent about it to his oddball friends there is a chance existing that Shu would be at Eichis dorm door with an object that could be used as a murder weapon and he has to be held back by like two people so he doesn't run in the door and commit first degree homicide because a) how dare that stuck up wench make his best friend cry the least that horrible horrible man can do for Wataru is to make him happy until the day he bites the dust and b) he's been waiting for an excuse to do that for two years now

[supercasey]

Nomad of Nowhere - What Character’s Blogs Would Be Like

I have no self-control, and this idea hit me like a bag of bricks while I was working on a fic. Have my garbage and Bad Opinions.

Nomad - Blog is aesthetically pleasing and cute. Posts about baby animals, nature, stimming, ASL, self-care, and a few other nice things. Nearly impossible to start fandom drama with because no one knows what fandom he’s in. He reblogs a lot of Skout’s posts, and used to subtly reblog a few of Malinda’s until she blocked him (he may or may not of cried). Gets a lot of anon hate from random fuckers but he just deletes the messages so everyone thinks he’s beloved by all (he honestly should be). Runs a socialist sideblog with Skout.

Skout - Absolute ray of sunshine. Posts a lot of nature/book recommendation posts and cute MLP fanart (she has scarred herself by accidentally forgetting to turn on safe search). Used to reblog all of Toth’s posts (especially her workout ones) but stopped after they had a big fight. Still sometimes reblogs her stuff, but she’s scared of all the crow pics. Runs a sideblog with Nomad that focuses on socialist ideals and proper distribution of wealth, but they both refuse to do callout posts. Has blocked Red Manuel countless times.

Toth - Will fuck you up if you go into her inbox, whether you’re genuinely curious about her blog’s theme or a pornbot/troll. Posts a lot of selfies and workout tutorials. Loves Steven Universe. If you fuck with Skout you fuck with her, even if they’re not on speaking terms right now. Subtly reblogs a few of Skout’s posts, and secretly follows Nomad and Skout’s sideblog. Is legally obligated to follow Don Paragon’s blog and she hates it. Currently posting a lot of crow pictures???

Red Manuel - Absolute bastard. Gets off on trolling innocent blogs. Got blocked by Nomad so he keeps making new blogs to continue fucking with him. Hates Toth and tries to send her anon hate, to varying results. Religiously reblogs all of Don Paragon’s posts and defends him no matter what he says/does. Reblogged an nsfw post exactly one (1) time and no one shuts up about it. Thinks pornbots are his “adoring fans” and constantly posts shoutouts for them. He’s Awful (TM).

Don Paragon - Complete and utter buffoon. Reblogs all of El Rey’s posts and sincerely can’t tell if he’s joking or not about wanting to vore the owner of the baby animal blog. Constantly brags about how rich he is and probably supports Trump. Is blocked by at least 500+ people. Hates Red Manuel, but secretly appreciates all the likes/reblogs from him, even if it means getting stupid add-ons to his posts. Tons of fashion and nsfw on his blog, readers beware you’re in for a scare.

Toro - The amount of workout/violence condoning posts on this blog is staggering. Not for the feint of heart. Has publicly started fights with Don Paragon, and has threatened to kill him on multiple occasions. Best friends with El Rey and at the very least Likes all his posts, even if he lowkey hates vore. Posts a lot about anarchy yet still supports El Rey’s views on royalty based leadership??? Also there’s MLP porn and it’s Terrible.

El Rey - Vore blog. No, seriously, it’s almost ALL vore. Everyone thinks he’s a troll but it’s getting harder and harder to tell if he is. Has a cult following of fangirls because he made exactly one (1) audio post and they all thought his voice was sexy. Sometimes does fanservice for his fangirls. Hates the Nomad’s blog and keeps making @/posts saying he’s going to vore him. Occasionally posts about crow, magic, and king aesthetics. If you ignore all the vore his blog is actually pretty interesting.

Undertaker - Apparently his blog is co-run with a guy called Clarence??? But Clarence never posts??? Is thirsty for the Nomad’s blog and now he keeps making passive agressive posts about how unfair it was that he was blocked. Posts a lot about necrophilia and how it’s okay because you shouldn’t have to let loved ones die- his blog is fucking terrifying. May or may not be a grave-robber.

Ranch Hand - Has no idea how to use this site. Commonly posts his Google searches, someone please help him. Followed Barty and his friend’s blog but stopped after he figured out it was run by three 10 year olds. Is blocked by the Nomad for publicly unknown reasons (Nomad and him got into a fight and Nomad wiped the floor with him). Posts a lot about prosthetic limbs and how to properly care for them, and is actually a pretty decent dude. Cowboy aesthetic is through the goddamn roof.

Toro’s Champion - Abandoned blog with no justifiable reason for not posting anymore. Hasn’t been deleted yet, so the posts remain. There’s a lot of conspiracy theories that the blog owner died, but nothing concrete. All that remains is workout posts and a few callout posts with the haunting tag “took care of it lol”.

Barty & Friends - Runs an SJW blog. It’s an absolute MESS of callout posts and semi-accurate news. These kids should not be on this site, holy shit. Is best friends with the Nomad and Skout, who both take turns cleaning up Barty’s blog and making it less horrific. Blog is honestly trying to be good, but it should really just be shut down.

This is the single WORST POST I’ve ever fucking made. (Lemme know if I missed anyone).