#SHE READS FANFIC!! AND SHES A NERD!!! HER POETRY?! HOLY SHIT

[bowties-and-warlocks]

I had an hour and a half long conversation with

my gay panic and it was the best thing

[dreamystuffers-archive]

my roommate? an idiot.

prompt:  “You know you’re not even a choice when they keep coming to you for relationship advice.” | “just friends? bullshit!”

genre: slight fluff, crack | bulleted | drabble | roommate au, college au (sorta)

length: 0.8k

pairing: roommate!jungkook x idiot!reader (actually they’re both idiots but it’s fine)

warnings: swearing

a/n: i was gonna actually write this but i am lazy so please accept this outline turned bulletform au (this is pure crack i am so sorry welcome to my brain)

you believe relationships are bound to be shit

except with jungkook

you love jungkook

and because you love jungkook (and you’re an idiot), you ask jungkook for an unruly amount of relationship advice

like generic stuff

and he tries to give you generic answers

but then ur like

"but like if you were to do it with a s/o, what would u do"

and he's like "uh" *tries to imagine himself on a date w/ u* "i'd do this"

and ur like great cool

*scribbles into green notebook*

o yea u have a green notebook

n o  o n e  i s  a l l o w e d  t o  t o u c h  y o u r  n o t e b o o k

N O  O N E

one time jungkook grabbed it cause u left it behind for a second and you HISSED AT HIM

yea he hasn't touched it since

anyways u basically plan fantasy dates and write down dumb poetry in there about him

he doesn't need to know that

anyways jungkook doesn't know that u like him and he's calling namjoon and is all sad and like "you know you’re not even a choice when they keep coming to you for relationship advice." but ur right there and u hear it bc ur roommates this is a roommate au now okay and ur like “just friends? bullshit!” and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BUN CAUSE THAT KID IS LIKE “HOLY FUCK YOU HEARD THAT I'M SO SORRY LET ME JUST CURL INTO A BALL AND DIE”

and you just throw ur note book at him and ur like "I'VE LOVED YOU FOREVER DUMBASS WHAT KIND OF PERSON ASKS ANOTHER PERSON FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE AND THEN COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW EVERY GUY THEY MEET IS GARBAGE AND MAKES SURE THAT ALL THE ADVICE IS SPECIFIC TO YOU AND HASN'T BEEN ON A DATE SINCE THEIR FIRST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL???"

jungkook.exe is not responding

"WE'RE IN OUR THIRD YEAR OF UNI YOU IDIOT!! I HAVEN'T DATED ANYONE SINCE I DEVELOPED FEELINGS FOR U" u scream and yeet ur notebook at him (because object and dumb boy = YEET)

but he is dumb so he just ignores everything and is like

"you've liked me since the first year of high school??????"

"is that rlly all u heard u fuckin nerd" *grabs a bag and leaves*

"o fuck" - jeon jungkook

guess where u went

U WENT TO YOONGO BC YOONGO IS LIKE "yea u've liked him forever. that dumb shit will come around" and he has like half a brain cell (which is half more than u)

guess what

he comes around

u know how????

JUNGKOOOK NEVER HUNG UP THE FUCKING PHONE HE JUST YEETED IT AHAHAHA THAT DUMBASS

so namjoon hears the slam and jungkook's "o fuck" and is like

"uh, u need some help?"

and jungkook is like

"o fuck u heard that"

and namjoon nods cause he's an idiot (read: in shock because ur advances were MUCH MORE SUBTLE THAN U THOUGHT AND HE IS JUST AS SHOOK AS JUNGKOOK) and jungkook is like "did the line disconnect"

"wait what no i just nod- o wait"

anyways, jungkook looks through ur journal with namjoon (who goes over to ur shared apartment) and is like

"dude she loves u what the fuck ur her actual muse this is some good shit"

namjoon the intellectual approves

anyways, namjoon the intellectual deciphers ur cryptic ass poetry and is like

"we're gonna plan u the perfect date"

PAN TO THE NEXT SCENE *insert spinny screen here* [ignore the fact that this is a fanfic pls spin ur phone/laptop/device or smth idk]

jungkook shows up @ yoongo's

"hey"

"what the fuck how did u even find me"

"truly top 10 anime betrayals amirite" -yoongo

*blink blink* "u bitch"

"u love me"

"...mayhaps..."

anyways, u are shoved into a car (willingly sorta) by jungkook (he just lifts u)

and then BAM U GO TO THE ARCADE AND HE ANHILATES U IN EVERY GAME and ur like "what the fuck this isn't fun *POUT* (but this was in ur journal u dumbass what the fuck ur having fun but u can't let jungkook know that) and then u 2 go take a photo in the photobooth and ur like "what no i look like garbo" "no ur wrong" "no u" "what"

u 2 take derpy photos but then on the last one he's like "WAIT" and ur like "WHAT" and then he kisses u on the cheek and bam super cheese photo

was that in ur journal?? no.

did jungkook see that in a rom com he watched with u?

,,, mayhaps,,,

anyways, ur blushing like hell bc u were like "damn that was so cheesy i lov u u greaseball" and then he goes like "uh hey,,, date me" and ur like ,,, "okay fine"

yea that’s it

the end

[clockworkswans]

tagged by my sanpai, thank you for the ramble opportunity chum!

WRITING TAG

1) How many works in progress do you currently have? fanfic-wise, only one, and that’s for the gift exchange thingy! i’m mainly working on original stories at the moment, a fantasy novel with gays and dragons and a contemporary standalone about gay book club nerds!

2) Do you/would you write fanfiction? I do! It helped me a lot with getting used to feedback/critique/etc, and people’s encouragement and lovely comments really help with confidence too. I wasn’t used to sharing my work until fic, and i’ve grown a lot from it.

3) Do you prefer paper books or ebooks? ugh, both, let me have both. ebooks are suuuuper lovely for uni because i don’t have to carry this big arse book around with me, and it tricks me into feeling shorter when i’m reading it which i love. But i love a good physical copy and hearing the pages turn and smelling it like a proud idiot and all that cliche shit.

4) When did you start writing? since primary school? idk, i’ve always loved it, and over the years it’s slowly shaped into a ‘holy shit i actually want to pursue this always and improve and try and write entire books whoa’.

5) Do you have someone you trust that you share your work with i do, yep, san being the main one because she’s honest and precise and i trust her entirely. I’ll also occasionally send a line of mine to a friend with ‘is this funny/nice/or utter crap?’ so they don’t know it’s mine and they answer honestly :p

6) Where is your favorite place to write? my desk, if i sit on my bed it just feels like chilling and i end up getting distracted. heather you get distracted wherever you sit dummy 

7) Favorite childhood book? 'noughts and crosses’ by malorie blackman and ‘princess academy’ by shannon hale.

8) Writing for fun or writing for publication both! only in the recent year/year and a half i’ve started thinking about publishing in a serious manner but i’ve always had the cliche author dream. I do write for fun of course, whether it’s scribbling down random poetry rambles or full scenes, it helps clear my mind or forces me to work through a problem too. It’s theraptuic sometimes.

9) Pen and paper or computer copying san’s answer tbh pen and paper/notebooks for planning because i tend to plan in bursts of random energy so on trains or between classes, etc, and ‘fully’ writing on a computer, but i do have timelines and character sheets on my computer too, but it’s basically a formal, less tangled version of the notebook stuff.

10) Have you ever taken any writing classes? i took creative writing last year as a uni module, and i found it very useful yet also the worst thing ever, because on the one hand, it taught me to rely on myself and learn to judge my own writing objectively but on the other hand there were times when i felt constricted and too forced into a corner, despite understanding it was meant to be helpful or challenging. It didn’t help that our teacher was an unreliable shithead but anyway. 

11) What inspires you to write? pictures, music, talking to a friend (rambling and putting yourself in the mood to work on it always works nicely). A set time to write tbh, it’s not inspiring so to speak but it taught me to force the words out even when you could easily say you don’t feel inspired. Daydreaming is my main one tbh, in a shower or walking and listening to a song that gives me feelings, then my mind wanders off and i’m suddenly daydreaming about how character A admits to B they love them and baaam, inspiration.

tagging people requires thinking and my brain’s not working at the mo, so if you want to do this please see this as an open invitation to proudly ramble about yourself <3 :)