#Seriously sprite can have anywhere from 25 to 70 mg o' sodium

[1dragon-mustard1]

Y'all I just remembered that one time I woke up at two am cause of a noise and decided it was either someone breaking in or a ghost

So I grabbed me bat and realized I didn't have any salt for the potential ghost

So y'know what I fuckin did

I grabbed my half empty sprite cause that shit got a lot of sodium

There I am doing the corners round my house armed with a bat and fucking sprite

At two am

It was my cat, she knocked over me ritz