#Serveurs

[miseryofmidenight]

[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

[Video Transcript:

[First clip plays.]

Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…

Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…

Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘

Antoine: Sorry

[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]

PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’

[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]

Antoine: Sorry, bro…

Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides

Rivenzi: A standing bell…

Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit

Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass

Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see

[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]

JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘

Antoine: It sucks, it sucks

Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks

Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]

Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it

Mynthos: You enjoy it?

JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad

Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….

[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]

Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema

Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?

Etoiles: You, you’re my lover

Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad

PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore

[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]

Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?

Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone

Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series

Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly

Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?

Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude

Antoine: What the fuck…

Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything

Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—

Etoiles: Never in a million years!

Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it

Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?

[Overlapping]

Antoine: No! It was just to help him—

Etoiles: No, but, okay

Antoine: He got— listen—

Etoiles: There’s no problem!

Antoine: Fuck, nevermind

Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?

Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity

Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it

Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it

Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?

Antoine: Well frankly it’s big

end Video Transcript.]

[rotting-guy]

[abibeur]

Headcanons about the "Serveur du Lundi" and how it integrates to QSMP lore

Somebody had to do it one day, and I had some ideas, so... Bear in mind these are mostly headcanons, even if I'm basing these on what we already have. Oh also, even if I don't write "q!", if I mention our French streamers' names, know that I'm obviously talking about the cubitos.

The server in itself

Vacations for the friends on it, think of it as wild camping

The land was bought by JDG (more on that later)

Aypierre wasn't here, because he fled in the wilderness due to being pursued by Ayr0b0t (yeah, funnily the "hardcore" season of his LP coincided with the Serveur du Lundi). Etoiles could still call him, tho', so he wasn't totally cut off.

Kameto also wasn't here, but we could imagine he was actually already spying for the Federation, lurking in the shadows, watching the Serveur du Lundi doing their thing...

The players (and their skins)

JDG / Jidège / Frederic Mollas / Fred / "Pepito Kawazakii"

Is actually pretty famous, like in our world

Big entrepreneur, responsible for many things: parkings, factories, recycling plants, architectural design, talk shows, tv programs...

"His theme" Antoine taught to Pomme is the theme of his talk show!

Antoine was the first to met him personally (probably due to being a doctor). He introduced him later to his other friends.

Aypierre didn't really met him, but he knew of the guy. He did talk to his engineer, though!

Was the one who bought the land for the Serveur du Lundi, under the name "Pepito Kawazakii"

"Pepito Kawazakii" is actually one of his (many) aliases (which include "Odessa Silverberg" and others), when he wants to travel incognito (or do some shady stuff without facing the consequences).

Horty / Hortense

Is a weird humanoid sea creature (and I must restrain myself from doing any Splatoon reference)

Met Baghera in her childhood, while she escaped Quesadilla Island

Both are pretty good friend (even besties!) since this, so Baghera introduced her to her other friends

Both of them are pretty close to nature (due to their animal nature?), causing conflicts between them and JDG

Due to being an aquatic being, she can actually come and go from Quesadilla Island, visiting Baghera sometimes, even if she can't help her escape (because she can't carry her and also because the Federation watches, this time!)

AngleDroit / Florence

Judge, PhD and lawwoman extraordinaire

Actually a furry (even if the idea of her being a human-animal hybrid without any link to the Federation was funny)

Met with Antoine and Etoiles through friends (Antoine really likes befriending powerful and influent people)

Baghera likes to make fun of her but they're still very good friends

Zerator / Adrien

Showman, he met most of the others through social events he organised

Even if he organises caritative events for environmental causes, it doesn't stop him from partnering with JDG in his urban projects

Once again, Antoine can't stop himself from befriending influent people-

Mynthos

Normal headcanons:

A man of the land: farmer, worker, miner, baker...

Met with Zerator through friends (well the French viewers reading this know which friend it is)

Has a Ricardo Milos shirt because why not

Probably the friend with who Antoine bickers the most

Unhinged headcanons:

IT'S A GIANT FLOATING HEAD (oddly similar to Ricardo Milos')

Antoine introducing him to the others, who quickly brushed off the fact that he is a giant floating head, telling themselves that if Antoine said it's a normal human, then it is, why would Antoine lie about that?

Has a weird obsession with animal reproduction

Seems to be abundantly secreting a mysterious liquid, which apparently is edible, but only Antoine dares to drink it

[odusseus-xvi]

At the end of the Team Du Lundi Server tonight, Quackity shows up to invite all the ones not on QSMP like Nick Fury with the Avengers.

I know, my uncle told me. He is Mynthos.

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

bon je sais que j'ai pas été là depuis un moment mais ya quelqu'un ici qui a envie de parler avec moi sur discord un peu? tchatter genre, juste.....écrire, pas de micro ou bah tu vois

j'ai juste envie de faire un ami ou deux avec qui je peux parler en français pcq les amis que j'ai ne me comprennent pas en français et j'ai envie de parler français donc

ça m'importe pas trop de quoi on parle, mais si tu me suis ici on peut commencer avec doctor who non? et après jsais pas, hobbys? ça n'a pas à être profond

condition est que ça ne te dérange pas que mon français est toujours un peu bancal et que je t'utilise un peu sans vergogne pour l'améliorer

mais vraiment j'ai juste envie que quelqu'un me raconte de ses hobbys et projets ou goûts musicaux genre, peu importe

j'ai regardé mortel cette semaine c'est trop bien

et je pense de participer à whumptober mais je ne suis encore qu'arrivé à remplir cinq prompts. je suis aussi pas vraiment d'humeur pour le whump c'est plutôt hurt/comfort mais quand même

je suis aussi intéréssé par des recommandations pour de la musique francophone alors si tu as des artistes préférés

[r-aindr0p]

since we're talking about portyguese idk if in Pt-Pt it's the same but in brazil we call restaurant servers garçon and garçonete. another fun fact is if you tell any brazilian it comes from french they'll probably be shocked 😭

Oh the association of the meaning to that word might come from garçon de café !

though I find it funny that you actually have garçonete to refer to girl servers (I suppose so ?)

The call hasn't been used in ages for well logical reasons, nowadays you just say "excusez moi !" (excuse me)

And tbh it feels kinda bougie/posh to use "garçon" nowadays to call for a guy server, people will look you weird

[soeurdelune]

UN AUTRE MONDE, le serveur discord des rpgistes indépendant·e·s

𝐔𝐧 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞 🪐 a été créé par et pour les rpgistes indépendant·e·s. Il a pour objectif de faciliter les rencontres entre personnes pratiquant le rp indé/1x1/privé, dans un cadre sain et cozy.

En dehors des habituelles chaînes de présentation, recherches, etc., il vous sera également possible de créer votre espace personnel, une chaîne où vous serez seul·e à pouvoir poster et où vous pourrez partager vos préférences rpgiques, personnages, recherches et tout ce qui vous passera par la tête!

Venez trouver votre bonheur dans Un Autre Monde! ☞ Lien d'invitation

[arypurple]

Des emotes Discord que j'ai fait. Ne pas les prendre sans ma permission.

[majoraajoram]

Please welcome Antoine Daniel, alias « Le futur architecte de Notre Dame de la Merde » 👩‍🎨✨

Seeing him interact with Pomme is both very cute and super funny~

[halebop-s-art]

Day 5 : "Carte" / "Map"

[un-sideblog]

Ça fait deux jours que je travaille en restaurant et je ne demanderais plus jamais de corbeille de pain de ma vie (la carafe d'eau est malheureusement nécessaire à la survie).

J'ai l'air gentil donc tout le monde me demande le pain. C'est si long à faire et après on me reproche de pas servir les plats (ma vrai fonction au sein du restau). Bah oui forcément, chaque client veut deux corbeilles de pain, deux carafes d'eau et de la moutarde. Et pensent qu'ils sont les seuls à faire ce type de demande qui me bouffe cinq minutes à chaque fois (le restau est très grand).

Soyez moins français tous. Moins de pain, service plus rapide pour tout le monde.

[ahalliance]

rotating the UHCs + serveur du lundi qetoiles precanon potentiality in my mind

[issialou]

I believe I just understand something. The QSMP's global lore is not about the Federation and all the shits they have did but about BadBoyHalo and his harem XD.

[levlies889]

Something so sweet about my wifi going to shit as I'm trying to load the vod of someone else's connection issues. I love immersive experiences qsmp my beloved

[odusseus-xvi]

TOUR DE MERDE MY BELOVED ! WHERE Q!ANTOINE WAS BORN

"She is coming back tonight"