#SkydivingHumor

[enjoyfreefall]

Do You Pee While Skydiving?

As a skydiver’s jump time approaches, his mind will spin with a whirlwind of excitement, nervousness, and fear so great that he will invariably feel the urge to pee. So how do skydivers handle this feeling?

Read the article here: https://enjoyfreefall.com/do-you-pee-while-skydiving/

[sunshinegearbox]

A skydiver returned home late one evening. Her boyfriend was quite upset and demanded to know why she was so late. She explained what had happened to her on the way home from the drop zone: "I was driving home and my car broke down on the highway, and I was out trying to change a tire. Then this guy driving by saw me and stopped to help. He said that my spare tire wasn't in very good shape, and he wanted to make sure I got home OK, so he will drive along with me. But it was long way and quite late, so he invited me to stop at the cafeteria along the way for some fries and drink. There a waitress accidently spilled coffee on me, and the guy kindly offered to stop at nearby town we pass, where his friend lives, to change into dry clothes. I thankfully accepted his kind offer. Once we got to his friend's place, it turned out no-one's home but luckily the guy had a spare key. I changed into just a long t-shirt and .. One thing led to another, and before I really knew what was happening we were on this couch bed having steamy sex. Finally I realized how late it was and I left, jumped in the car and hurried home. I'm sorry I'm so late." "Don't you lie to me!!" her boyfriend said. "You stayed and made another jump, didn't you?!"