#Source: Mirai Nikki An Abridged Series

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Ghetsis: *looking into the house through a pair of binoculars* There’s no point in me asking the Triad to poison all of the salad; as long as nothing stops them from eating the tomatoes, they'll die.

Colress: *staring at a tomato on his fork* Hm. . .

Ghetsis: EAT IT!

Colress: Hhmm. . .

Ghetsis: EATITEATITEATIT EAT IT!

Colress: HHHMMMmmm. . .

Ghetsis: EAT THE FUCKING FRUIT!

Colress: N!

Ghetsis: *scream of frustration*

Colress: Now that Alder's out of the house, we can skip straight to dessert!

N: Colress! . . . That's a great idea!

Ghetsis: I KNEW I SHOULD'VE TOLD THE TRIAD TO POISON THE WHOLE FUCKING SALAD!