#Squeaky fromme

[kindercelery]

fella

[libraryfag]

what can i say. shout out to historical RPF

chess version

[ilyrowanchow]

I feel like tumblr will appreciate this so here’s my parody of “Unworthy of Your Love” from Assassins but it’s a brainrot version called “Unworthy of Your Gyatt”

John Hinkley jr:

I am beta

You are sigma mewing and rizzy, Jodie

Tell me Jodie how I can rizz your gyat

I would lock in

I would looksmaxx

I would stop edging streak for you

What do you want me to mew?

I am unworthy of your gyat,

Jodie Jodie

Let me prove worthy of your gyat

Tell me how I can earn your gyat

Rizz me up

How can I edge your gyat to me?

SQUEAKY FROMME:

I am beta

You are sigma ultimate aura, Charlie

Take my vcard my edge streak

For your gyat

Let me lock in

Let me looksmaxx

Tell me to end my mewing streak

If that’s what you want me to mew

I am unworthy of your gyat

Charlie alpha

I have done nothing for your gyat

Let me be sigma for your gyat

Rizz me up

JOHN HINKLEY JR:

I would come rizz you from Ohio

SQUEAKY FROMME:

I would come rizz you from your beta

JOHN HINKLEY JR:

You’d be sigma to me, not beta

SQUEAKY FROMME:

I would goon skibidi through Ohio

JOHN HINKLEY JR:

Alpha i’d mew for you

SQUEAKY FROMME:

Alpha i’d mew for you

JOHN HINKLEY JR:

Skibidi

SQUEAKY FROMME:

Skibidi

BOTH:

I will always goon

I am unworthy of your gyatt

Charlie (jodie) alpha

Let me prove worthy of your gyatt

I’ll find a way to rizz your gyatt

Skibidi

Then you will edge your gyatt to me

Your gyatt

To me

[soviet-space-ace]

How old each of the assassins in the musical were when they committed their assassination or attempt:

Arthur Bremer: 21

Lee Harvey Oswald: 24

Sirhan Sirhan: 24

John Hinckley jr.: 25

John Wilkes Booth: 26

Lynnette “Squeaky” Fromme: 26

Leon Czolgosz: 28

Guiseppe Zangara: 33

Charles Guiteau: 39

James Earl Ray: 40

Samuel Byck: 44

Sara Jane Moore: 45

[jackiekennedysxx]

doing your informative speech is really fun when there’s no guidelines because you can give your class a detailed speech on leon czolgosz and his life and his motives and everything you know about him. i’m sooooo normal about this.

[helena-bottom-farter]

[lesbianestellahavisham]

I’m never going to get over the fact that THIS is what she pulled up in to kill the president of the United States

[auntierayeraye]

[generic-lab-assistant]

Assassination stuff

[libraryfag]

Assassins exept its like Six, and at the end all the assassins get together and sing a cutesy song about an alternate universe where they find happiness and satisfaction from their attempts. and at the end lee harvey oswald comes out and is like 'now I don't need to kill myself all I need is Assasins <3'.

Also Squeaky Fromme is like 'i got over Charlie and now I'm a famous Vtuber!' and its treated as perfectly historically accurate and normal

[soviet-space-ace]

Have the (currently living) assassins from Assassins listened to Assassins?:

• Yes: Squeaky Fromme. It is confirmed that she has listened to Assassins and was unimpressed.

• Probably: John Hinkley jr. I don’t know if he has listened to Assassins, but he has a YouTube channel, so there is a good chance he is at least aware of it.

• Maybe: Sara Jane Moore. I mean, she’s had to at least heard of a musical that she is a character in.

The assassins who were only in the book depository scene, aren’t even actually on stage, and had one line each (two of them are still alive so I’m including them as well):

• Maybe: Arthur Bremer. He hypothetically could be aware of the musical, I don’t see why not.

• No: Sirhan Sirhan. It would be truly impressive if he has heard of Assassins given that he is still in prison and has been since 1968.

[helena-bottom-farter]

[lunastar92]

[soviet-space-ace]

Sirhan Sirhan as well, but he’s still in prison.

When the world needed them most, they vanished

[auntierayeraye]

Living in upstate New York in a house filled with skulls. No cap, look it up.