#Stan awkward in the perephery because he certainly is No Big Fan of the 'rents ditching what he now considers His Kids | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tswwwit · 8 months

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Just imagining Dipper's parents finally trying to get their shit together and rekindle their relationship with the twins after several years of almost no contact, only to show up in town and 1. Dipper doesn't recognize them at first, and 2. When they remind him who they are, his brain scrambles for a second because, in his head, his "Dad" is already in the shack, scamming groups of tourists for loose change. He nearly goes, "huh? But my dad is-," and points to the shack, before catching up with his brain and realizing who he's talking to

#answers #A completely expected result from ditching your twin 13 year olds and showing back up like a decade later #With very minimal contact or visits #And yet the parents will be shocked anyway!!#And maybe even confused as to why Dipper is very very cold to them #Because they're dipshit parents #Mabel meanwhile is thrilled that the family is finally getting back together!!! She's more the why dont' we all get along type #Stan awkward in the perephery because he certainly is No Big Fan of the 'rents ditching what he now considers His Kids #But at the same time like. What kind of objection can he make here. They're the Parents. He's just the grifter uncle #Oh but Dipper though #Bill watches that deep-seated resentment BOILING under his skin and contemplates the best way to pop that bubble #Even by human standards it's totally justified!!! And MAN are the results gonna be fun

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