#THEN THERE'S THAT

[airanke]

The way drunk Abiteth, if she was terribly horny at the same time, would belt out "Peacock" by Katy Perry at Dabi. She'd do it in public too.

Help him.

[foxydunsparce]

Morty grew up in the suburbs of Ecruteak City but he would always tell everyone he was from Ec-Town and he was a total city slicker when in reality he had a house with a huge yard and went to his suburb's own school other than Ecruteak's public school system 

[matttheratking]

Times like these is when I'm happy I probably won't read ASOIAF bc I actually like show!Sandor who is I guess a hella botched version of book!Sandor and nobody likes show!Sandor and it's like

WELP

[ultipoter]

My team has a kadabra called kakkazam

can't wait to evolve it

[dicooper]

Yeah So, Then There's That

A couple of things: I met the Devil recently and lately, I have been on a serious bender. 

I’m not sure if the two things are related.  Common sense says so, but I am not convinced that the Devil would do me dirty like that.  I mean, why go through all of the trouble to make me imbibe large quantities of alcohol and remove any reservations that I might have previously harbored?  I’m just one man.

Furthermore, I’m not even that important of a man.   The Devil would do well to corrupt someone with some more clout.  My lowered inhibitions aren’t going to lead to much denigration beyond me soiling myself.  I don’t wield a terrible amount of influence.  I am proud to say that out of all of my friends, I am the least successful.