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Martina McBride didn't win Country Music Association Song of the Year for a song about how burning your house down with your abusive husband still inside it is good, noble, and an allegory for the American Revolution for people to act like the genre belongs to bootlicking fucks

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i think community radio should be the only kind of radio that's allowed. dj this morning was back announcing the songs he'd just played and said "and then we had mykonos by fleet foxes, one of hunter biden's crack smoking songs" and then went on a 7 minute tangent about how good a hunter biden podcast would be. you just aren't getting that on commercial radio

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my theory: they were originally gonna give him a goat (ty @omtai for the transcript!!)

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I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

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Hey psst pssst pssst the first page of my original comic is up on patreon…. Members get all the pages early over there….. if ur interested…..

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i don't understand why body builders go to the gym and lift the heavy weights when the lighter ones are easier to pick up. are they stupid?

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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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goodbye youtube i was more or less out of videos to watch anyway

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Get. Onto. Your. Representatives.

(And romance fans / writers? THIS MEANS YOU.)

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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every part of living as a person in 2025 feels like fighting a losing battle. and you’re supposed to just get on with it or you’re weird

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And when the flavors mix?????? MWAH