#THIS BITCH HANDED OVER HIS GNOSIS WHILE SAYING THERE WAS NO TRADE DOING SO FOR SO IT WAS A FUCKING aight bruv sure

[bitbrumal]

regaling you all with another excerpt from dms, this time with @deificdeceit‘s zhongli & my tsaritsa:

bitbrumal:  khioniya's expressionless, sprawled like a warrior queen with one big hand out upon which her prim & proper partner in crime sits. sometimes her stony face splits into this big, fanged UNHINGED grin but it's only bc zhongli said smth out of fucking pocket

[diluc-ious]

opinion time and spoilers for “a new star approaches” this is mostly venting/screaming about zhongli fyi bC IM SO MAD STILL

oh my fucking god i used to love zhongli but now i want to End this man oh my fucking GOD yall i cannot believe the AUDCAITY THIS BITCH HAS

SO MANY PEOPLE PROBABLY DIED ALL BECAUSE ZHONGLI DIDNT WANT TO JUST FUCKING TALK TO THE QIXING ABOUT STEPPING DOWN, AND LINING UP A NEW ARCHON

YOU KNOW

THE SMART THING TO DO

BUT I SEE AFTER SO MANY YEARS ZHONGLI HAS 0 BRAINCELLS LEFT

ALSO I KNOW ITS JUST “keep playing our game to see what happens ;}~” BUT NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK THE TSARITAs COULD EVEN HAVE TO TRADE FOR HIS GNOSIS IS MIND NUMBING

ALSO IM SORRY SIGNORA WOULD NOT BE ALIVE 

“no fighting!!!” NO THAT BITCH STOLE, RIPPED, OUT VENTI’S GNOSIS, AND YOURE JUST GIVING YOURS TO HERS? ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO VENTI, WHEN YOU INEVITABLY MEET HIM AGAIN ZHONGLI, HOW YOU JUST HANDED OVER YOUR GNOSIS, WHILE VENTI’S WAS STOLEN?

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS?

ZHONGLI IF YOU WANTED TO STOP BEING THE GEO ARCHON WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY SO. DO YOU REALLY NOT TRUST THE QIXING THAT MUCH DUDE??? WHY ARE THEY YOUR GOVERMENT THEN??? 

YOU LITERALLY DID NOT HAVE TO “TEST” THEM OR SOME FUCKING REASON, YOU COULD HAVE HELP PUT UP DEFENSES, HELPING FIND A SUCCESOR FOR THE ARCHON POSITION AND THEN STEPPED DOWN, WITHOUT ANYBODY GETTING HURT

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