#TIME TO ZIP TO WORK NOW WEEEEE

[halowritesthings]

“Jimmy, for pete’s sake, hold still-”

“But it tickles!”

“... I mean, I can show you-”

“Oh zip it. You know what I meant, you weirdo.”

Even Jimmy couldn’t deny that the occasional toy joke was funny. What really got on his nerves was just the abundance of builds people kept making about it. The first few, sure, were cute, but after a while, it felt less like they were joking with him and more so reminding him of the sad truth of life. You are fake, and you can never forget it.

Scott had visited again previously before this due to a request from Jimmy himself for dye. Turns out, Jimmy really liked the first batch Scott had given him and wanted to do more with his empire in terms of adding color. Scott happily complied, willing to do anything to spread the word of his own empire as much as possible, and brought over a barrel of the stuff for Jimmy to sift through. During the interaction, Scott noticed another toy build up on the hill and asked Jimmy about it. Jimmy was still tired from his Sheriff duties earlier in the morning, so he was a little careless with letting his real feelings come through on how he felt towards it.

Then, as Jimmy was putting Norman to bed later that same day, he nearly lost an eye when the kitty jumped out his arms in terror at the sound of Scott kicking open his door, a new barrel containing new dyes in tow.

Now he was shoved to the floor, not having been able to move for at least an hour as Scott got them both good and dirty with various colors, demanding Jimmy keep his eyes closed until Scott said he could open them. Of course, Jimmy’s colors were a little more meticulous and patterned, unlike the splotches on Scott, which just looked like he got caught in a tornado that threw his dyes all over the place, including some onto his face, on his way over here. Didn’t stop him from doing all he could to focus on making sure he didn’t mess up a single spot on Jimmy, though, his tongue slightly sticking out from his closed lips during the process.

“Aaaand done! Now I just need…” Scott said, bringing Jimmy out of his thoughts and finally letting go of his arm to reach for the handheld mirror he brought with him. The almost-plastic-sounding clacking of Jimmy’s joints made Jimmy flinch a little, making him happy Scott was too busy trying to find whatever he was looking for to notice. “Aha! Found it!” Scott spoke again, his colorful hands smearing every existing color you could think of on the handle. “Let me know what you think.”

Jimmy hesitated for a second, unsure of what he was about to see, before taking a deep breath and looking at his arms. The sight made him blink, but not in a bad way. All over his arms were henna-like patterns of green and purple and orange and white swirling together to look like knotted flowers. As his eyes traveled upward, he eventually remembered that Scott was holding a mirror to him for a reason, and that reason was that one of the first things he went for with his dye was Jimmy’s face.

The patterns were similar, except this time, the colors—outside of white appearing again—were made up of reds and blues, and yellows. Noticeable stars dotted the lines, and if Jimmy squinted, he could almost say they looked like badges. “Wow, this is…”

“Spectacular? Awe-inspiring? The sexiest thing you’ve ever seen?” Scott filled in the blanks while standing up, readjusting his sleeves mindlessly. Yeah, it’ll leave stains, but he’s already stained so many of these shirts that he’s given up attempting to prevent any more of them, “I’ve been meaning to try out more complicated stuff with my materials, and I figured I could kill two birds with one stone when I saw that you needed a pick-me-up of sorts.”

That’s… Jimmy was still a little speechless. Taking the mirror for himself, Jimmy continued examining his body more in-depth, a warm feeling blossoming in his chest. “Thank you, Scott, this is really nice.”

Jimmy was so enamored with all the intricate arrays sprawled on his skin that he missed Scott beginning to tip-toe away toward the door. As soon as Jimmy landed on a particular spot located on his lower back, it took him all of three seconds to realize what Scott had done. Too bad Scott was already outside and hauling ass like his life depended on it. It honestly kind of did.

“SCOTT!”

Scott’s laughter could be heard reverberating all around the mesa, Jimmy’s laughs echoing similarly as he chased after him.

[wayneooverton]

The world’s highest waterfall climb – gone wild on Wanaka’s via ferrata

I have a confession to make.

As much as I tout New Zealand’s winter being amazing and equally, if not more, deserving of your time and energy, there’s still a tiny corner of my soul that’s always a little disappointed when May rolls around. The cold sets in, the daylight dwindles, it’s too early to ski and too late to get up into some high peaks.

In Wanaka, we also get the added benefit of an inversion layer: a thick, dense cloud that sits low above the town until it burns off in the early afternoon, finally giving us some sunshine.

Fortunately in New Zealand, if you have the willpower to fight off the beckoning sofa in front of the roaring fire, you’ll have no problem finding activities to get you outside. You might choose to tour a local vineyard. Perhaps you’ll go on a bike ride.

Or maybe you’ll climb up a waterfall.

Yes, you heard me. Climb UP a waterfall.

I know, it sounds insane and even if it is possible, it sounds like something only the ultra-fit and super brave could achieve. Hear me out.

Last month, I finally got to see for myself that not only is it possible, almost anyone could do it! I was able to join in on one of Wanaka’s fastest growing adventure tourism activities, Wildwire.

Wildfire is a new-ish business in Wanaka that takes those with an adventurous spirit up a jaw-droppingly beautiful Via Ferrata, offering one of the best views of the Matukituki Valley and, probably New Zealand. Bold statement, I know.

The phrase Via Ferrata is an Italian phrase meaning Iron Way or Iron Road. This type of climbing was invented in Italy by WWI soldiers who needed to get creative when it came to getting up and around sheer mountain cliffs. The soldiers placed cables and iron rungs into seemingly impossible areas which allowed them to quickly scale mountains with little risk.

Now, Via Ferratas are mainly used for recreation with the majority of climbs being found in Europe.

In 2015, New Zealand got its very own Via Ferrata and in typical kiwi go-big-or-go-home fashion, it also just happens to be the highest waterfall climb in the world.

The team scoping out the waterfall climb.

Are your palms sweaty yet? I’m wouldn’t consider myself an adrenaline junkie but with an ever adventurous itch, I’ve been eager see what all the buzz was about.

The morning of the climbing, everyone in the group met outside of the iSite in town where we were greeted by one of the guides, Kate, who would drive us to the waterfall and lead the Wild Things climb.

Wildwire has three levels of climbing: Go Wild, Wild Thing, and Lord of the Rungs.

Go Wild, the easiest level taking climbers into the heart of the waterfall and crossing a handful of suspension bridges before topping out at 35m and descending via a walking trail. Wild Thing takes it to the next level, climbing even higher and traversing vertically beside the waterfall, and climbers reach 60 meters and descend via a walking trail which takes approximately 45 minutes.

Lord of the Rungs in the mack daddy of the climbs, climbing all the way to the top of the falls. The climbing in this leg gets a bit harder with steeper terrain and overhanging climbs. It’s recommended to fit people who have a hearty sense of adventure!

I was part of a small group of three who would attempt the Lord of the Rungs level, completing the entire course. The other two in my group were an awesome adventurous couple from Wellington who had flown down to Wanaka specifically to do Wildwire as a surprise 50th birthday present.

Hello, adventure couple goals!

Before long we were pulling onto the private 4WD road to the waterfall.

We were met by our fantastic guide, Sarah, who would be our fearless leader to the top of the falls. We strapped on the climbing harness and helmets and got a quick debriefing of how the safety systems work.

I was thankful to have a practice run on a larger boulder so I could really get the hang off of the clips and the technique. They gave us plenty of time to work out the kinks and ask questions while on the ground so we’d be more than comfortable once we were scaling the waterfall.

We took a moment to appreciate the warm sun on an otherwise brisk early winter day. We were so lucky with full sun and no wind!

Practice climbs on the ground level.

I debated on how many layers to take up the waterfall knowing it’d be in the shade for most of it but also I’d be climbing and working up a sweat. In the end, I went with two base layers and jacket with a waterproof in my bag. I also packed a water bottle and a hat and gloves, just in case.

Packed and ready to go, we started off on our climb.

The excitement was high in our group as we started out so we made quick work of the first level of the climb. Every time we turned around we were faced with this view!

I have seen this valley hundreds of times before and driven by this waterfall countless times, but it never ceases to amaze me; I was geeking out over this new perspective of the valley.

How incredible to see it from this view?

After our quick ascent of the first section, our guide pulled out Whittaker’s chocolate (a New Zealand classic!) and grapes as a snack. We refueled a bit and continued on, ready for the next challenge.

The second leg of the climb included even more exposure and allowed us to have some fun on the bridges.

The bridges and cables are designed to withstand tons of weight.

To put it to the test, we clipped into the cable above us and staggering ourselves, swung out off the bridge, dangling dozens of meters in the air above the rushing waterfall below. Even though we knew the gear was solid and we were overly safe, it was still a battle of the mind and body to push yourself off the bridge and be suspended in space.

Could you?

We reached our next checkpoint before too long and enjoyed a delicious sandwich from a local cafe for lunch.

Our guide told us the day before she had led a bunch of college kids from a neighboring town and each and every one of them insisted on swimming beneath the falls on the lunch break. With the temperatures reaching a balmy high of 5 degrees, I shuddered and secretly commended the brute and strength of Kiwi kids.

They really don’t make them the same anywhere else. I could barely be coaxed into anything colder than a bathtub as a kid. (And still now, let’s be honest.)

As we ate, our guide prepped us for the last and final leg of our adventure.

This bit would become significantly harder with steeper climbing and more exposure to conquer. In addition to these added challenges, we’d also be potentially facing some freezing cold waterfall spray. She instructed us to move as quickly as possible through the first 5 meters and before we knew it, she was off sprinting towards the rungs battling the wind and the water. I followed suit and scrambled up as quickly as possible to get out of the cold. The other two weren’t far behind and despite being a little wet and cold, we were on our way.

A few more bridges and we arrived at what ended up being the highlight of the trip for me: a traverse behind the waterfall on a narrow board bridge. It was so surreal to stop behind the waterfall and look out into the valley through the falls.

The next bit was the physically hardest part of the climb.

It involved a big overhang which made our bodyweight feel 10 times heavier.

Our guide was good at instructing us how to clip in and how to safely let the ropes hold us so we could take breaks. We passed the overhang without too much difficulty and the rest was all fun and games from there.

The Lord of the Rungs does include a zip line but because we only had one guide instead of two, we couldn’t really use it to get from point A to point B. So instead, one by one we swung around on the zip line before being hoisted back once we had reached the end of the line.

Weeeee!

We were all getting a little sad towards the end of the climb, knowing that the adventure was coming to a close..

Despite the increasingly spectacular views, we knew our adventure was coming to an end. We took in the final views of the valley through the narrow slots of the waterfall.

Don’t worry, I’ll be back!

When we topped out and unclipped from the cables, we were met with an unexpected fairy valley hidden away at the top of the falls!

Holy crap!

As we high-fived and relived the high of the climb, our guide called a local helicopter pilot to pick us up.

As you do in New Zealand.

We only waited a few minutes before our very glamorous taxi down arrived. It was such a surreal feeling having climbed all that way for hours only to be deposited on the valley floor again within minutes. As we landed, we had an epic view of the waterfall we had just tackled.

What an adventure! This was seriously a day for the books and couldn’t recommend it more!

Have you ever climbed on a via ferrata? Where? Does this adventure sound appealing to you? Share!

Wildwire Wanaka – The Lord of the Rungs

Many thanks to Wildwire for hosting me on this adventure in Wanaka – like always we’re keeping it real, all opinions are our own, like you could expect less from us!

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