#TLDR: I like enabling people to talk about random bullshit at length then watch them look confused when they realize what ive been doin

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Fun Thing About Having ADHD Is When Functioning People Start Going On A Batshit Insane Tangent Around Me.

Like The Mate Can Be Full On Switching Topics Like A Veteran Channel Surfer, And I Know They're Expecting Me To Stop Them, Slow Them Down And Be The Voice Of Reason And Keep The Conversation On Topic Or Some Stupid Shit Like That.

But What These People Never Account For Is That I Am A Long Term Resident Of Topic Turfing™, I've Been Out Here In Random Info Ocean With Nothing But A Doughnut Pool Ring Floaty Just Vibin For Years.

So I Just Nod And Urge Them To Keep Going With An Encouraging "Of Course, Continue Continue!" Or "Yeah? What Else?" And I Get To Watch An Interesting Look Come Across Their Face As They Realize That They're In The Middle Of An Ocean And They Paddled Their Little Kayak Up To The Idiot Armed With A Pool Ring Floaty Looking For Sane Coherent Conversation.