#Thalton

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SimplySummers MacGyver (2016) Masterlist 📎

As per the Glee masterlist, I’ve had bad experiences with people in fandoms who often try to take credit for my ideas, and even flat out steal them. So l'd just like to clarify that if you see a post linked on this masterlist, it came from either my brain alone or has been discussed with @gambitandrogues

Fic prompts/extracts

Pretty self explanatory title. If it wasn’t clear.

- Vague Thornton Lore.

- Thornton Jail Monologue.

- Pre-Show Matty, Patti and Jack.

- Thalton Lore 1.

- Thalton Lore 2.

- Thornton teenage lore.

MacGyver Shitposts

My less professional ‘works of art’

- Have you ever seen Mac and Tinkerbell in the same place? 🤔

- Patti and Jack being unserious lovers, friends, parents, and agents for ten minutes straight.

- Patti being a single mom who works two jobs.

- End of episode S1E1 giggle.

- Who is older, Matty or Patti?

- Series ask game.

- Nikki hate post (Patti deserved BETTER.)

- Thoughts on Patti and Matty meeting.

Patricia Thornton HCs

Maybe this should’ve been called the Patricia Thornton masterlist-. These posts include other characters from outside of MacGyver.

- Sexualities. (Also featuring Mac, Jack and Riley.)

- Character ask.

- Song list.

- Women I would let step on me.

More to be added in the future.

[csaberific]

So during the pandemic and beyond my MTG habit got worse bigger and now I have a bunch of paper decks.

Also for funsies I tried assigning a color combination to each of my BioWare player characters and picking a commander that fit them.

Victor Shepard: Esper / Chromium, the Mutable Hunter Shepard: Red / Neheb, the Eternal Griff Ryder: Boros / Iroas, God of Victory

Gaius Amell: Blue / God-Eternal Kefnet Victoria Aeducan: Orzhov / Liesa, Shroud of Dusk Samuel Cousland: Green / Fynn, the Fangbearer Adrian Hawke*: Red / Godo, Bandit Warlord Elias Hawke: Orzhov / Nalia de’Arnise Olivia Hawke: Black / Yawgmoth, Thran Physician Lukas Adaar**: Bant / Estrid, the Masked Rhaiel Lavellan: Selesnya / Gaddock Teeg Hathorn Cadash***: Izzet / Ghyrson Starn, Kelermorph

Caeres Gavelt: Dimir / Xanathar, Guild Kingpin Raynus Kyr: Boros / Feather, the Redeemed Chrysos Thonaris: Naya / Mazzy, Truesword Paladin Vylarn Stanaas: Dimir / Phenax, God of Deception Thiar: Esper / Kamiz, Obscura Oculus Graython Thonaris: Izzet / Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain Arelan Paethos: Jund / Korvold, Gleeful Glutton Idalrei Szu: Gruul / Chishiro, the Shattered Blade Naethalas Gavelt: Rakdos / Mogis, God of Slaughter Ignaciel Othun: Temur / Riku of Many Paths Devrian Krasu: Mardu / Isshin, Two Heavens as One Dyanthe Thares: Azorius / Geist of Saint Traft Liathru: Grixis / Zevlor, Elturel Exile Shaylene Krasu: Simic / Ezuri, Claw of Progress Zephiel Oculis: Abzan / Karador, Ghost Chieftain Xaia Thalton: Jeskai / Hinata, Dawn-Crowned

Of these commanders, I've only built Isshin, and in a different way than a more Devrian-esque Isshin deck would function.

(*) Originally Alexander Hawke because the name Adrian was used for a Shepard; since I haven't played that Shepard in over a decade the name's now freed up lol

(**) Originally Luthais Trevelyan; same choices, beefier mage

(***) Originally Hawthorne Cadash; went for a dwarfier spelling on the same name

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Last one of these! Thought I’d go out with some more Thalton lore, as I’ve taken to calling them.

She slapped him away, and before Jack could even register the tingling sensation in his cheek, she’d shoved him aside, flipped him, and her bony elbows were digging into his ribs. The perfume on her neck was tangy, and his finger twitched with the urge to grab her head and smack his lips off of hers.

“I win.” Her smile was proud, showing off a glimpse of her top set of teeth.

“You cheated.” Jack said with an air of annoyance, pushing her off so he could move. She was upright before him, lanky limbs stretching out at angles Jack knew he couldn’t match. “You used your…femininity against me.”

She offered him a hand to help him stand, but he ignored it. He wasn’t actually mad at her…not really, but he also knew she wasn’t an idiot, and she knew what she was doing. Proving that he could stand up on his own two feet felt like his last scrap of dignity.

“And who’s to say a merc in the field won’t do that to you?” Patti smirked as she grabbed her water bottle from the other side of the room.

“A merc in the field won’t have history with me.” Jack countered, copying her motion and grabbing his own drink.

Thanks again for the asks, Pax!

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Aww thank you Rosie! That’s very sweet of you. For two roses, I’ll put up two extracts!

“Give us a minute, Agent Hadley.” Matty waved the brunette away, her piercing stare never actually leaving Patti’s face. Fiona scoffed, grabbed her simple lemonade from the edge of the bar and stalked away. Patti had to resist the urge to flip the older agent off, but she was maturer than that. She’d do it discreetly instead. “Start talking, bambi.”

For a moment Patti considered telling Matty where she felt like shoving the cheap target heels she’d borrowed from Moira instead, but the biggest downside to having her father’s name was the energy it took to not tarnish it, so she started talking. The quicker she fixed this, the sooner Fiona and Matty would leave her alone.

“Jack and I knew one another from a mission last year.” She stated with a passive tone, finding the sugar decorating the rim of her cocktail glass much more interesting than whatever Matty was saying. “New Zealand, hostage situation. I felt comfortable enough to share what I knew with him and I’m not apologising for that, now if you’ll excuse me-”

“Sit down.’

And what were Jack and Patti doing in NZ on their mission? Idk! (I do), but here’s a snippet of their plane journey.

“Coming, sweetheart.” He mocked, tossing the bag in her direction, before leaning over and slyly inserting the passport in front of her face. “I didn’t know your middle name was Mei.”

She looked up at him, soft brown eyes hardening as she snatched the passport out of his hand.

“And yours is Wyatt, let’s not start that war.”

“Wyatt is a brilliant middle name, okay.” He sat down opposite her, and attempted to put his feet up on the arm of her chair. Immediately she shoved them aside, and filled the space with her bag content. “So…does that mean I get to call you Patti-Mei now?”

She frowned, and twitched her foot as if she were about to kick him in the shin.

“No? Well what about Patti-M? PMT? P-“

He winced as her shoe collided with his knee.

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Patti and Jack (mostly Patti) being unserious lovers, friends, parents and agents for ten minutes straight

If you’re thinking ‘wait, summer, haven’t I already seen this?’ Yes you have. But I was an idiot and messed up the overlays so I had to do it AGAIN. Also I just added more clips because I forgot how fucking funny these two are.