#The Battle Ax and the Exploding Cigar

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This guy with the Eric Braeden cut was looking real familiar but couldn't place him. It's Zephram Cochrane (TOS version)!

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Medic union children

So, the Medic Union has ranks, the rookies (consisting of only Yellow), the Red zones (Consisting of Red, Blu, Violet, Orange, and around 2 others) the next group is the Necros (consisting of White,  and a Pyro), the next rank is the Alcatraz (only Medic in this rank is Pink), then there is the Kaiser, aka Black medic who controls the entire medic union, but White has his own tiny group but Black takes control over his medics half the time because he needs to feel in control. Anyways, Pink tries to kill White a l o t, but White escapes by hiding behind Black medic who wonders what the fuck is going on and looks back at Pink medic who is all like “Oh, it’s nothing! Just playing hide and seek”, and when Black leaves, the cycle continues. Now lemme get the boyos out of the way:

Black medic- Very controlling and dominant, he started the Medic union on the fact the opposing team's Demoman blew half his face off and now has nasty scars all over the left side of his face. He pays little attention to how his fellow medics are doing and constantly ignore White medic's pleas to stop and take a break for him to heal the other medics. He hates Green medic because the Green medic supposedly (betrayed him) while the Green medic saved a scout who was cornered by the Red Medic during a battle between the blu team vs the Medic Union. His main weapon is two large guns which fire white bullets, his special move with the guns is something he calls a "Parasite bullet", after charging up his guns, he fires a white bullet that embeds itself in an opposing teammate, he can play puppet with the teammate till the parasite bullet explodes, killing the puppet with it. Pink medic- He is very sweet and kind when Black medic is around but will turn into Satan once the Kaiser leaves, he has a pet cat which has a camera in its eye and sends it out to check up on the various Medics. His main weapon is an ax that he got from their team's pyro and he cherishes it like no other. He has a very bad relationship with the White medic and has a frenemy relationship with the Black medic. White Medic- He loves to help the other medics with their issues, but depends on the help of others in order to get things done. He brought the Blacc pyro into the medic union by convincing Pink Medic to let the Pyro stay. White Medic longs for a higher rank in the Medic union, but Black medic tends to ignore him and pay attention to Pink medic more, causing some envy between the two. He has the standard medic weapons and heals the Medic union rather than fighting, but just in case, he has a smoke bomb to get away from potential threats. After Black medic beat up the Green medic, he patched him up and allowed him to switch to the White medic's group instead of staying in Black's care.

Black pyro- Very quiet, loves setting off bombs with the Orange medic. He prefers Pink Medic over White medic but doesn’t love White any less. Pink only acts nice to him because he doesn’t want to piss off Black and lose the leader’s trust. Pyro likes to mess around with the other medics by playing games, such as find the hand, hide and seek, or freeze tag, with Blu’s mines. Doesn’t do a lot but helps find hiding spies within the ranks.

Violet Medic- Known as the spider or Grim Reaper, he is a valuable member to the Medic Union, being able to steal info, however, like the spy, he can disappear but it takes longer to get his ability to work. His main weapon is a scythe and carries around extras in case something breaks his own scythe (a total of 8 scythes). He is very cocky and clever and hates the spy. He has an old watch that he stole from the spy that is around 6 years old so that’s why it takes so long to get it to work and it will shut off at random times, not helping him any better.

Green Medic- He once dealt with poison but got eliminated by Black for failing the Medic Union when Green rebelled against Black’s orders. White patched him up, but his eyes are permanently pitch black and hypersensitive to sunlight so he wears bandages around them.

Orange Medic- He mostly deals with fire and explosives. He is also a valuable member of the Medic Union. He will set off random fires and his main weapon is an explosive he calls “Explosive X” which has a rather wide range and lowers the player's health down to half. He will set off fireworks every day with their pyro and is really ExPlOsIvE usually being ticked off easily.

Blu Medic- He uses mine like objects that release a blue gas that can freeze the player for around half a minute. He is valuable to the Medic Union. He argues with the red medic a lot, causing the mission to be slowed by their long arguments about little things like who stole whose coffee. He is very cold and wears a classic medic mask so he won't be affected, he alerts the other medics in the area when he's setting off one of his mines so they can put on their color chosen masks and continue fighting. His side weapon is an ice pick but rarely uses it when the other medics are there to help.

Red Medic- Known commonly as “The Scout Catcher” he has a whip with a bonesaw attached at the end that he throws at running scouts or anybody else to cut their legs off and then chop off their heads. Unlike Blu Medic, he isn’t very civil, usually never giving warnings and being straight up cutthroat to anyone who dares to try and reason with him. 

Maroon medic- A parallel to scout, he wields a baseball bat despite not ever playing baseball. Most of the time he aims for prized kills to impress Black and go up a rank. His personality is very loud but he can be very serious whenever he feels awful, like Red medic he doesn’t experience a large variety of emotions, only experiencing sadistic joy, anger, and overwhelming sadness.

Silver medic- Wears a scarf around his mouth and neck, usually smokes a cigar when he doesn’t wear it. He is the Medic union’s version of Sniper, his best friend is Gold medic, and he acts like a seeing eye dog to Green. He is very calm and understanding, and will usually try to cheer up White whenever Black goes on a long bender of cursing White out. His main weapon is a sniper rifle that has the words “Long Live the Silver reign” carved on the side.

Gold medic- Silver’s best friend. He is very loud and eccentric but will remain quiet and charming when Silver isn’t in the mood for fun. He wears large gold mechanical wings and is the equivalent to soldier, usually wearing his prized rocket launcher like a medal. He tries to aim for Snipers and Scouts, feeling proud whenever he gets a kill. (Also says really stupid shit late at night)

Yellow medic- He was the Gold medic of the Black’s group till he revolted and then was convinced by Pink to kill himself. He was like a brother to Green, but sadly lost his brother to White’s group due to the violent attack on him. Yellow struggled with depression and separation anxiety till he started revolting, gaining the trust of Blu, Silver, Violet, and Maroon before being shut down by Pink in the midst of one of his breakdowns and then killing himself with an overdose of painkillers.

Aaaaa I’ll draw my boys later but for now take em, Yellow actually used to be major before he was replaced by Maroon, but yeah. Hope you enjoy these kiddos! I can draw a few of em, got a lotta art of Black, Blu, and Red! I was also heavily inspired by Bindyboo’s medics and they started out as that but it got more advanced and complicated as I went on with their stories sooooo this is going to be the final product for nowwwwww

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Good one, gramps

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The grille is like a beaded curtain

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Lane Smith