#The hilarity of the 180° shift. So real. My friend who wanted to become a priest also worked this way xD | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

longagoitwastuesday · 1 year

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I don't know how I got here, but I've stumbled upon the chapter "The thesis of Aramis" and after reading it I must admit that unfortunately I want him carnally.

#He is pathetic. He is hypocrital. He is constantly doing something to his hands and ears to appear pretty. He is a liar #He is honest about god and poetry. His listed occupations on Wikipedia are 'Musketeer. Abbé. Plotting'#What's not to like? xD #I read him discussing the hands/hand/fingers thing and afterwards what he *wanted* his thesis to be #About giving God also good things and such #And goodness I was giggling like a teen xD #When he made that comment about the world and the shadows and then D'Artagnan mocked him with a letter I wanted to die xD #The hilarity of the 180° shift. So real. My friend who wanted to become a priest also worked this way xD #Anyway‚ I had my suspicions but the more I read the more I have them unfortunately proved true #If Aramis were to flirt with me‚ it would work 😔#Rakes and womanisers are fun in books because it's always hilarious and they're always a bit pathetic and cute #But unfortunately I must admit this time it would work and I don't like it but what a pleasure of a character to read nonetheless haha #D'Artagnan was so much fun in this chapter too #I was reading something else but I may start this book instead #As always I say 'carnally' in a very lax way‚ as a way of speaking #But also probably this time it's a tiny bit less lax than usual xD #I should probably delete this later #The hypocrisy of this man for real hahaha I can't stop laughing #I talk too much #I just remembered the shit friend he is xD I'm not even talking about the 'you will all be nothing to me when I get into the church' line #(which is what happens‚ I've read the ending and apparently he just disappears and doesn't write)#But how D'Artagnan is empathising with him and opening up to him telling him that he understands him and that he too is sad and anxious #whike suffering in silence all because the woman he loves has disappeared and may be dead‚ and Aramis replies he's lucky 😂#'Oh if you don't have news that means she is dead. Unlike me‚ that don't receive news because...' (because the woman broke up with him xD)#And he only shuts up because he is embarrassed! The nerve! xD #Like‚ I get what you're saying and I even agree in some ways. But man you can't just tell that to the kid xD #I had read he was a good friend despite everything. I want to believe that but this exchange was a... terrible clumsiness haha #What a joy of a chapter. I can't believe I'm into him xD #And yet it makes all the sense in the world! He is so my type of character

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