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stardustedknuckles · 1 year

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We're still a little unclear on the details of what exactly happened last night and there are two leading theories, but I've decided it's funnier to conclude that if you have 5mg of thc on an empty stomach it's apparently a complimentary trip straight to eeby deeby. I did not have a good time. It was such a low dose. What the hell.

#The other theory is that the piece of edible I ate had a higher concentration of thc #All I know is that my stomach felt sad and I wasn't hungry but I knew I needed to eat #And I knew weed would make me want to eat #So I had a little and made some pierogis and then had the other half of that single bar #3 hours later I was approximately in space and terrified I was having a hypotensive crisis #I didn't feel high just drugged and like I couldn't move my body #I forced myself to stand up just to prove I could still move #Apparently the wisdom is that if you feel the weed pulling you into unconsciousness you're supposed to let it #No Fucking Thank You #But also maybe next time #Hopefully there is no next time

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