#The theory is clowning and dentistry are just the same profession | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

hazelelel · 7 months

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I went to the dentist, and for context my dentist is hilarious, super charismatic kinda crazy (all dentist are) and he's in my mouth and inspecting my teeth and the conversation goes as follows:

Him: *Fingers and instruments all up in my mouth* Looks really good! Except for they are SUPER...

Me: aineh?

Him: Yes, 'stained'. Aesthetically they are still fine, but I wonder- I don't see this long term build up often. How'd you do that?

Me: Aye ink ea. (I drink tea).

Him: Run that by me again?

Me: Aye. Ink. Ea.

Him: *fucking with me* hm?

Me: Ea!

Him: *Fingers still in my mouth* Ea? You're going to have to say that a bit loud-

Me: *At the top of my lungs, closing my eyes and screaming* EA!! AYE INK EAAAA!!! EEEAAAAAAAAA!!!

Him: *Now laughing like a maniac* Ea!

Cheeky bastard, he's lucky he's the best dentist I've ever met so he can get away with his tomfoolery.

#Am I the only one who chain-drinks tea?#I have at least three cups each morning and three cups at night how else am I supposed to function?#The theory is clowning and dentistry are just the same profession #tea time #black tea #dentist #tomfoolery #my teeth are stained but oh weeellll

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