#They just END. BAM. Like a book being slammed in your face while you're still reading it

[runningwithscizzorz]

not an ask but I love how everyone’s first art piece of cotl’s caption has some variation of “guys so theres this game”

No because it was completely unexpected. Here I was, casually enjoying Lego Monkie Kid, when my roommate was like "Hey you know this game right? Wanna try it?" And I thought it looked like an actually interesting version of Animal Crossing, so I tried it... Then all interest of LMK completely fell through the floor and was replaced with silly lil Lamb guy and his giant fallen god husband.

[slinket]

Kinkmas Prompts

I'm a day behind, but hoping to catch up on @little-emerald-snake challenge. FYI, I have no idea what I'm doing.

prompt: I will fucking ruin you.

NSFW, 759 words

Garreth had been working on a potion for several months.  He was allowed privacy in the alchemy classroom, as no one was taking the class.  Professor Sharp required Garreth to report to him regularly on what ingredients were being added to the potion, and how they would lead to his end goal, a potion that would erase old scars.  

Garreth knew that Sharp would be more likely to approve of this independent work if he could get something out of it, hence the lie about fixing scars.  In reality, Garreth was working on a lust based potion.  He wasn't looking for fake or forced love, and not a potion that would force a person into copulating.  The goal was to have the person overwhelmed with desire that they would throw themselves at the next closest person.  The rational person could refuse the lust filled one, without negative consequences.

Garreth burst into his dorm room one night, excited as could be.  

“What's going on Garreth?  You look like you just won a prize.”  Leander said.  He had been sitting in bed reading a book called “How to win at dueling, a guide for dummies.”

“I think I've done it Lee!  I'm pretty sure my potion is complete.”

Leander rolled his eyes.  “Great, now I can hide the scars Sallow has given me from all his cheating during crossed wands.”

Garreth walked over and placed his hands on Leander’s shoulders.  “It wasn't actually a scar potion Lee, it's a lust potion, and it's how I'm finally going to get MC into bed.”

Leander's eyes went wide, “What? Why didn't you tell me about this?  How does it work?  How do you know it's ready?”

While rolling his eyes Garreth explained that he kept the secret to himself because he knew Leander would spill the beans. 

“I know it's ready because just from the smell of it I get a massive erection.  All I need to do is get her to drink some and BAM, she'll be begging for my cock.”

“Aye, well good luck with that mate, you'll have to tell me all about it.” With that, Leander turned off his light and pulled up the covers to sleep.

Garreth crawled into his bed, excited for the next day.

Garreth had sent MC an owl, asking her to meet him in the dungeon in the afternoon.  He told her that he had another job for her, one they could both benefit from.  He headed to the alchemy room with flowers in his hand, wanting to make the room seem a little romantic before bringing her there.  Sure, he couldn't want to fuck her, but he still had a bit of a romance in his heart and wanted the room to look nice for her.

As he neared the door, he heard what sounded like a bowl falling over.  He didn't think too much of it as being in a house with ghosts, things tended to move around on their own.  Garreth opened the door with a smile on his face, only to be met with the sight of Leander's bare ass clenching as he thrusted his hips forward.  

Garreth took a moment and closed his eyes, trying to calm himself.  Leander could have used the potion on anyone, and that would be fine, as long as Garreth still got MC.

Then he heard the girl moaning.  “Of fuck Leander, you're so big inside of me, I can't believe I've been turning you down all these years.  Your cock is amazing.” Her breath was uneven as she spoke, her words laced with grunts and gasps.

Garreth moved slightly to the side, now seeing that her top was off, her breasts bouncing every time Leander slammed into her.  It was her, MC. He thought it was her voice, but now he could clearly see that it was the girl he had wanted.

“So tight, so fucking tight,” Leander roared as he lifted her hips up to get deeper inside of her, “All mine, your pussy is all mine.”

“Yes, oh gods Lee, yes, all yours!” Garreth felt the flowers crumble in his hands as he squeezed them with rage listening to her orgasm.  His face was filled with anger, watching his friend pull out and spill his seed all over her ass and pussy lips.  

Watching Leander fall onto her back, continuing to touch and kiss her, the flowers finally fell from Garreth’s hand.  Leander glanced back and smirked when he saw Garreth, but his smile soon fell as Garreth began moving towards him.

His teeth clenched, hands made into fists, a growl leaves Garreth's mouth as he stares at leander, “I am going to fucking ruin you.”