#To clarify I was sterilising baby dummies/pacifiers in the microwave at the time

[thlayli-ra]

Hubby (pointing at the microwave) - What's in there?

Me - Dummies.

Also Me - Ohmigod!

My brain - Don't do it!

Also Me - I have to. It's so perfect!

Brain - Don't!

Also me - I'm gonna-!

Brain - NO!!!

Me - (in my worst LA Knight voice) YEAH!

Hubby - ...

Brain - ... I hate you...

Also Me - Hee hee, I'm a comedic genius!