#Transformers Jazz

[rhaastmpreg]

HES DOME!! My freak for me and @mechanoize au!

[bananazlol]

hey jazz fans,

i really wanna love him so sosososososo much and i wanna know more about the silly guy

SO

JAZZ FANS HMU AND/OR TELL ME STUFF ABOUT HIM AGH

[mellliow]

jazz!!

[hoaxsacrament]

Standoff

Jazzprowl fic based art.

Without text ver;

- Been seeing alot of Jazzprowl fic based art recently, safe to say I might start reading the fics too lol.

[tenebres-for]

Моя музыка, бравый воин, Захочет с плеч твою голову Или водой умоет My music, brave warrior, She'll want to take your head off your shoulders Or wash her with water. Purga - Моя музыка (с)

[devilart2199-aibi]

Time to change up this tune, baby! ‼️🎶💥

[transparentpot]

🤩Superstars～✨🩵❤️

[raringooo]

They’re plotting to kiss him and he senses impending doom

[tinydefector]

Every single day I think about your post about bots being freaky xenophiles about humans it is my Roman empire

Heheheh I'm glad you guys like it but here's some other funny ideas I have of humans being stupid little creatures forgetting that the bots are literally Alien robots.

- getting smoochy with one of the Bots and attempting to fondle them, you slap their headlight and their horn honks, scaring not only you but the bot themself, it kinda ruins the mood but it's worth the laugh afterwards.

- specifically an Optimus Prime one. Having to tell this bot to get a power wash before he's allowed to sleep with you becuase God forbid you have to lay beside him because all you can smell is diesel and it makes your stomach churn so badly. He will grumble about it but if it means he gets to cuddle and hold you of a night you can bet your boots he is squeaky clean. (Also leads to alot of bathroom fun)

- taking any of the speedsters to a show and shine, it's like a fuckin car porn show and the bots are just stunned. Rodimus is having the time of his life literally having humans touching every inch of him as they admire his paint and engine. He loves it even more when you get the bucket of water out. It becomes something he regularly ask you to go do with him becuase he loves having you dressed up all nice and showing him off. In more than one way the praise really makes him feel worth it. He loves having you lean into his engine bay asking if he's alright, asking to just let them know when he wants to go. And this bot treats you to a nice beach side date after. (He has every local show and shine dated) other bots who love this consist of. Tracks, Jazz, Mirage, Knockout(he likes making Breakdown Jealous. Get cucked in the back row)

-rust, it is ratchets most hated thing to deal with because of how corrosive it is to their frames, and trying to find something on earth that works well enough to clear it off so he can do surgerys leads him to the humans gifting him a large thing of Coca-Cola, it works just as well as clean cutter (cybertronian rust remover), when he realises the ingredients are very similar it makes life so much easier until he catches The humans drinking it and he nearly has a spark attack trying to make them regurgitate it. It leads to him finding out that humans casually drink it when they really shouldn't.

- the bugs and insect carnage left in the bots grills, windshield and just small gaps. The horror on one of the humans face when they kiss their bot and then that taste the nastness of dead bugs. Or them enjoying laying on their bot and then a spider crawls out of a gap, scurring right towards them. It leads to the bots regularly getting washes alot more that they ever would have on cybertron, and it's time each bot loves so much. Becuase it develops into pull sized bathtubs, power washing, polished and just proper care given to them.

Here's also a collection of new things humans do that become kinks or fetishes for the bots.

- cleaning/ washing,

- panel beating and repairs

-causal car maintenance

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[blackteaduck]

Relax Man ~~

Just Let It Jazz ♡♡

I'm happy to finally finish last year art 🥺

And I really love the background..

It just perfect 🥰

His little baby face🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💙

[angelfishcake]

I need everyone to see this

[mechanoize]

fuckin whoabot

shoutout to this design I scribbled down like seven months ago

[cryptid-muffin]

jazz doodle-y thing

[mellliow]

we're in love.

[hasmadara]

Jazz WIP

I'm only in the mood for sketches recently nwn

[flamewar05]

I don’t ever hear anyone talk about how Jazz was the one who taught Orion how to fight even though that’s a really important detail.