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mountainficss · 8 months
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omg hihihiii, this is like my 1st time EVERRR writing a req, but I feel ur fics r just too good ngl, I read this concept in another fic, it was like thigh riding meanish joshua, and it just made me so AHDJSLKRIEKE like and I wanna see how you would see it !!! also if u do anons or wtv ??? idk how it fully works, but can I be 🦈 anon ??? I think thats how it works ??? SORRY THIS IS SO LONG THANK UUU
!! mentions of: mean!joshua, thigh riding, teasing
omg hihihiii anon thank you very much for sending me a request! i’m always happy to answer any submissions <3 they’re never too long for me bby! also yes you can definitely be 🦈 anon!!
AND AKEKEKEKE I LOVE MEANIE JOSHIE <333 it’s so funny you asked bc i am currently in the process of writing another joshua imagine! i’m in my joshua feels today <3
as you know joshua is a sweet guy. he’s such a gentleman! he’d totally be the type wrap his jacket around your shoulders when you’re cold and pay for your meals. but ohhh he can be mean! a real bully. i feel like if you act out intentionally, like tease him in public or just disobey him, he’ll hide his irritation for the time being. maybe laugh it off or just keep quiet for a while. but when you get back to his apartment and try to tug his shirt off, he’ll grab your wrists roughly to stop you. he’d slowly back into the living room, guiding you with him by your wrists. he’d plop down on the couch, pulling you in to straddle his thigh and gripping your hips harshly to keep you in place. you’d lean closer to press kisses to his jawline, but he wouldn’t let you and would just grip your hips harder ;( “this is all you’re getting tonight,” he’d bounce his thigh underneath you once, making it blatantly obvious that this is your punishment for misbehaving. he’d smirk at your whines and protests, and relish in the fact that even through your complaints you’re still mindlessly grinding against his thigh. he knows that you’d take anything he offered if it meant you could cum. you’d continue weakly fucking yourself on his thigh, pathetic whines escaping your lips as he smiles meanly at you. you’d beg him to strip you, beg him to fuck you, but he’d just scoff at your pleading. he’d probably tease you too :( “aww, baby wants me?” he’d coo with faux sympathy, guiding your hips. he’d jut his bottom lip out, giving you a fake pout. “aww. bet you wish i was inside, huh? poor baby~” you’d just mewl and pout as he guides your hips faster, feeling your climax approaching through the friction of his jeans rubbing against your clothed heat. “‘shua,” you’d pant and fist at his shirt, sinking your nails into the fabric and wrinkling it. you could feel your panties sticking to your core as he whispers, “if you can cum like this, i’ll think about fucking you tonight.” you’d let out little whimpers and cries, your orgasm threatening to tear through you. “y-you’re so m-mean, joshie,” you’d huff, his taunting laugh bringing a tinge of pink to your cheeks. “make a mess,” he’d coax, pressing a heated kiss to your lips. the contact alone would tip you over the edge, finishing with a loud moan as you shove your tongue into his mouth. he’d grind you against his thigh, helping you ride out your orgasm as you moan erotically into his mouth. you’d feel him smile against your lips. “you’ve been a brat all night, do you think i should fuck you?” and then you’d spend the whole night just whining and riling him up, trying your hardest to convince him to fuck you ;(( i don’t think he’d need much convincing though :((( UGH I LOVE JOSHUA <333
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askthexplorer · 5 years
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(( like this post & ill draw ur muse together with kurt akekekeke :^]]] ))
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buggyrpt · 2 years
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the best jennies i’ve seen so far were the one from affluenza and the one from alta. both had unique personalities and both stuck to what they had in mind for their muses despite some of u bitchin left and right 💀 ppl here complain about muses w popular fcs having boring personalities but unless they stick to those boring personalities then yall pick them apart bc you dont know how to interact with anyone outside of quirk. make ur minds up!!!
i miss junji :/ but this is so true . literally lets talk about how yall dont know how to have your characters interact like normal human beings anymore its all just an akekekeke with yall nowadays and every time you see a muse with an actual personality and a well thought out backstory yall just feel inadequate and dont know what to do . and not to mention that if you dont play popular fcs super quirky and annoying yall think its a waste of the fc 🤨 yall know theres plenty of pretty ppl to play other than jennifer right
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guanana · 3 years
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OMG YES!! THE EYES ARE BEDROOM EYES FOR SURE!! 😫 mayhaps i would let them [redacted] those photos!!! fckin hell pray for
Also omg how young r u to ate me?!?! ((can answer this on priv messages)) but uwu omg same
akekekeke i'm a '99 liner ;w; i won't call u ate if ur not comfortable!! <3
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haechanfairie · 6 years
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yukhei pet store au
hi!! i wrote this as a birthday present for @yukheart and decided to share it on here! anyways enjoy :)
so every day one time u have a rough day right
it's like 2 pm in the afternoon and ur in ur car and ur crying and a spotify ad is playing and u are Not having a good time (this is highly specific but bear with me)
so you sorta like,, stop by like a pet store bc u love??? animals??? so of course they'll cheer u up
at least u hope they will
and so u walk in and it kinda smells like wet dog but ur kinda living for it
and its like, a Big store, and ur just tryna find the dogs right
it's like an Ikea like at some point you sorta drift around
until you bump into this dude who looks like he's having the time of his life
and u take one look at him and ur like,, oh boy,, that's a cute boy,, very tall boy,, hansom boy,,,,nice looking,, dude ohohh,,, boy
he takes one look at u and he's like
“hey buddy u good??”
and u sorta just,, grimace
and u ask him where the dogs are and he immediately is like “oop b i got u” and grabs ur wrist
he's got like…. really big hands?? and long fingers and ur sorta just in a daze bc a cute boy??? taking you?????? to see dogs???????? is this a dream?????
and he's going with a Quickness too and ur tryna keep up but he's too fast (somebody get his beautiful long bodied ass to the olympics bc ya boy got S p e e d)
anyways after y'all take like 5 sharp corners and 3 slides into aisles you finally get to the dog adoption area
and its a cute little pen with like dogs running everywhere being herded by some of the workers
and y'all finally stop to fuckin b r e a t h e thank goodness
and you look at him and u finally realize how much of a fuckin adonis ya boy really is
like he tall,, but his body his fully proportioned
he got shoulders that span as wide as the grand canyon,, and they're big and muscular and bursting from his pastel pink uniform polo
and the polo stretches across his back u can can literally s e e his back muscles move when he does its wild
and his ears are so cute what the fuck
he got like,,, really long fingers bruh… they still wrapped around ur wrist and ur like,,,,,,,, sweating hella
and his legs!!!!! go on!!!!! for fuckin miles!!!!!! and they t h i c k too and honestly ur getting tired of his beautiful self
don't even get me started on his smile djsbzjxjxjz it's so pretty
wow it's getting pretty warm in here anYwAys
you look out and all u can see,, are dogs
big dogs, little dogs, fluffy ones, smooth ones, and you're so like,,, really Happy about it
and you look back up at this dude who's looking back at you with the sweetest grin you've ever seen and ur heart is really warm
also u finally read his nametag lmao and u learn that his name is yukhei!! ur like,,, wow what a beautiful name,, for a beautiful dude,,,,,,,,,,
and while ur thinking all this mushy shit homeboy deadass just yeets himself over this pen’s fence
and ur like,, lmao what the fuck
and you watch as he opens the fence and the minute ur in the dogs sense ur presence and its over for you then and there
bc a bunch of dogs start running in ur general direction
but in particular, this one husky makes a beeline for yukhei and this other corgi makes a beeline for u bc its curious
and the corgi is the most adorable thing after and its trying it's best to keep up with the husky but the husky has no fuckin time to wait for a n y o n e only for yukhei big mood
and so the husky basically jumps into yukhei’s arms and yukhei??? doesn't??? topple over????? fuck kinda s t r e n g t h??
and the corgi finally makes it to u and ur like “:(( i lov u” and ur both having the time of ur lives
and yukhei starts walking you around introducing you to the dogs and the husky stays by his side the entire time sjdbsjadmfjdkj
u learn the husky’s name is gregory, which is weird, and the corgi’s name is lil taki,, which is also weird
and yukhei is all like “this German Shepard here is named teacup and this terrier here is named saint louis, and this one here is-” like he knows,,, all the names
and all his coworkers are like “yukhei?? and some person who looks like they've been through too much today?? looking at dogs as they follow them all around?? seems legit”
and like, yukhei is magical with these dogs like some random dog will paw at his leg and he'll be like “ah yes chester needs his daily brushing give me like,, 2 seconds-”
he really loves these dogs okay sjdhfjskdkgj
and you?? are having such a good time
lil taki is adorable and if ur apartment allowed dogs you'd definitely try and get him
you lose track of time and like,, realize that it's 7 pm sjdhdjss u spent 5 very well spent hours looking at dogs with a really fuckin hot cute guy and u can't say you regret it
and the whole time he was gushing about these dogs and being cute and everything
so when you have to leave his face drops for a moment before asking hopefully with a soft pink blush “hey u gonna come back??”
and ur like “fuckin,, definitely dude”
and so start to come back every other saturday for like,, two hours
and ur friends are like “??? why ???” and ur like “ :^)))))) ”
and then at some point you just start coming every week
and you and yukhei bond over a lot of stuff
he gets ur digits and sends u pics of the dogs when he can
he also updates u on lil taki daily
he opens up to you about why he likes animals so much and u learn that he’s studying to be a vet
and every time he uncovers something and about himself to you he gets all weird and blushy and ur like :( cutie pie with big fucking hands and long ass fuckin fingers    f  u  c  k
like he tells you about that one time his friend jungwoo slipped on ice then pulled his ass down tryna get back up and they ended up falling down a hill rip
or that time he got acrylic nails on a dare and honestly?? he both hated it and loved it (bc when he was roasting mark and he was moving his hands this way and that?? they were killing it) but he took it off after a day only bc he couldn’t type on his phone all that well jshdjsjdmv
like at some point you just start leaving together when his shift ends (which is at like 8 pm) too like y'all are Besties at this point
and all his coworkers are like “;^) !!” and ur like “???”
and sometimes he takes u out to eat like 5 things of large fries together at mcdonald's and y'all have a good time
he's always smiling at you :((
he feeds you fries sometimes and he's a l w a y s blushing and smiling and ur like ,, pls stop
sometimes y'all walk in the park and/or get ice cream
and at some point y'all get to platonic (lmao not really) hand holding
and he's like fuck it imma flirt
but u think?? it's it's a joke??????????
and they're all like lame pick up lines bc he's lame but really cute okay and ur like “akekekeke” and he's like “haha i'm serious :)”
like every time he sees u he's like “are you a volcano???? bc i lava you :DDD”
or like “do you smoke pot?? bc weed be cute together!!!!! :DDDDD”
like stupid lame pick up lines but they still make ur heart skip a beat
and he always complains to jungwoo,, a fellow coworker on his break bc he's like “they don't like me :’(”
and jungwoo's like “bitch,,,,, just tell them straight up and also leave me alone bc pretzel the parakeet is on my ass for feeding him some new shit and he's not having it okay i'm tryna figure this out dude”
and lucas is like “:( ”
and jungwoo sighs and is like “just confess to them like,, idk ,, a normal person? get them flowers??? chocolate?? anything they likes????????”
and lucas is like “ :D ”
and so after A Lot of brainstorming he figures something out
and he's like “hey buddy,,, :) let's go to mcdonald's” and ur like “lit okay”
and so after y'all get there he orders like 10 large fries and ur like “?? what the occasion” and he just grins and ur blinded lmao bc Wow
and so you sit down at a table and he stands to receive ur order
and then he hands u this letter and he's kinda shy about it
and ur still like ????
but you take it
and basically the entire thing is him waxing poetry about how much he likes u and ur like “haha w h a t”
like he starts it with “are you a camera?? bc every time i look at u all i do is smile” and ur like :’( my heart
he mixes a bunch of pick up lines into it
and he ends it with “roses are red, my face is too, and that only happens when i’m around you” and ur like :’’’’’’)
and while you read this letter ya boy sitting across from you stuffing his face with fries bc he's so nervous
when u finish the letter u realize that he's already eaten like three boxes and u cackle
and his face falls bc he thinks ur laughing at his letter (as if you ever would)
but then u lean over and kiss his cheek and he's like !!!! :’D !!!!
and basically y'all hold hands and are a mushy couple eating fries in a mcdonald's and smiling all cute and shit like wow my heart
and he walks u home!! and give u a kiss on the forehead :(( it's so soft
or instead of the mcdonald's scene
when his shift ends, he's like “i got a surprise for u buddy :)” and ur like that ominous but go off ig
but then u see lil taki running towards u and ur face lights up like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and you pick him up bc even tho u saw him like 20 minutes ago ur still like “my child”
but he's got?? something tied to his collar??
and you find that it's a letter
and you sorta let lil taki go, who rund to yukhei
and u read it
and yukhei is a nervous mess and lil taki is pawing at him like “pet me b”
and when u finish reading it u smile really big and ur like “i like you too!!”
and he's like “oh thank god”
and u go to hug him and he kisses u on the cheek and u like :’( babe
and he hugs u and its sweet
and then lil taki starts barking bc he's like “pay!!! attention!!! to!!! me!!!!!!” and y'all pet him for a while before putting him to sleep
and he walks you home!! and he holds ur hand with his big ass hands and ur both just so,,, so soft   :’)
and when jungwoo finds out he's like “!!!! uwu !!!! good job yukhei u finally got ur shit together” and then proceeds to expose lucas for all the times he'd talk about you to everyone else lmao
okay i'm done sjdbdjabxn
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