#Vɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ -Queue-

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THIS IS A TUMBLR HUG! PASS IT ON TO 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOLLOWERS AND DON'T BREAK THE CHAIN! HAVE A LOVELY DAY! ~♡ (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

          MRRP

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           @intoxicatiing from x

             “Me what?” He responded, grinning as widely as his salamander lips would permit. He was breathless, either from the kiss or the house. A farm in the country, like they’d talked about ages ago on a dirty straw mattress, making up stories to comfort each other. She was his wife - a farmer’s wife of all things! If someone had told him as a teen that a girl was all it took to put him. Back on the farm, he would never have believed them. Yet, here they stood. “I love you, Ruby.”

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smorf

           smeef

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I was tagged by @lalalyds2 the cuddlebug <3

Rules: List the 10 songs that you currently cannot stop listening to and then tag 10 people

Lola - The Kinks

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

Supply and Demand - The Men that will Not be Blamed for Nothing

When I was a Lad - The Gala Ensemble

Go Back Home - Felix Hagan and the Family

My Name is John Wellington Wells - The Magician

NGGHHHHHH - Undertale Soundtrack

Peter Street - The Fables

One Tin Soldier - Coven

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser - Cats

Tagging: whomstever!

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Give ♡ this ♡ to ♡ the ♡ twelve ♡ nicest ♡ people ♡ you ♡ know ♡ if ♡ you ♡ get ♡ five ♡ back ♡ you ♡ must ♡ be ♡ amazing ♡ and ♡ even ♡ if ♡ you ♡ don't ♡ you ♡ are ♡ still ♡ AMAZING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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      @intoxicatiing from x

           For his part, Pierre sobered up fairly quickly. He wasn’t exactly used to being in this position. Pierre was traditionally the friend one went to parties with when one wanted to upset the hosts of said party, or occasionally smash up an ex friend’s windows. Being emotional support was alien to him, but when it was Isabeau in his arms, he found it a much easier task than he’d ever expected. He let one arm slip around her as her tirade grew calmer, letting her speak as long and as loudly as she needed to – his neighbors were used to the ruckus, even if they hated him for it.

           When she’d finally finished, he drew a kerchief from his pocket – not clean, but at least back from the cleaner’s fairly recently – and offered it to her. He didn’t understand her world, imagined he never would. He was a disappointment to his parents and sisters, but he knew that. It had been a conscious choice, and to his benefit, he allowed them to think he was dead. But Isabeau? She was growing older, and with the string of misfortunes that overcame her family, she might have been their last hope. She didn’t hold the same hatred and spite that he cast on his own parents, so she didn’t have the ever-convenient option of dying tragically in battle with no body to send home.

         So all he could do was continue holding her, letting her sob out her emotion until there was none left in her chest. “It’ll be alrigh’, Izzie… Yer gonna find someone ‘oo loves ya, not cos’a yer name, but cos’a you.”

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          @corsicangeneral from x

                “That can mean a lot of things, ‘nd I imagine you know that.” His eyes narrowed, scoping over the opposite. “Yeh know impersonatin’ a general’s a court martial offense, don’t you?”

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What Does Your Muse’s Morality Say About Them?

Use this site to give them the Robin Hood Morality Test and share the results!

Beatrice’s and Pierre’s ranking from Most Moral to Least Moral, and why:

Maid Marion (Look I’m gonna level with you - Bea has absolutely slept her way out of Prison before and will again, and Pierre would expect nothing less)

Little John (Appreciated what Marion did for the two of them)

Robin Hood (Ungrateful dishonest jackass who would be last were a lawful character not on the list)

The Sherrif (Authority is always dishonest and immoral, what can I say)

Interpretation:

We would expect you to be a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others. You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances.

Women: You will expect high standards from the men to whom you give your love.(enemeneh)

Men: Do we detect a sense of chivalry and idealism under the sophistication?  (HAAAAAAAAAA)

Tagged by: stolen from @ferocioushonesty

Tagging: @intoxicatiing @themadandthebroken @stargazer-stargazing @rosewrists and whomever would like to do it

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I was tagged by the lovely @miss-loonylove

a // age: 22.

b // birthplace: Kansas City, Kansas.

c // current time: 6:31 PM

d // drink you last had: Red Queen Latte

e // easiest person to talk to: My mom, my rl bestie, and my lovely mutuals <3

f // favorite songs: “Hey Hey Cabaret” by Frenchy and the Punk, “Vive la Difference Engine” by The Men That Will Not Be Blamed for Nothing, “Penny Dreadful” by Professor Elemental, and “That’s your Funeral” from Oliver! The musical

g // grossest memory: Heat exhaustion on a float trip in North Eastern Tennessee with no showers

h // horror yes or horror no:  Horror Usually.

i // in love? Meneheneh what are dating apps

j // jealous of people: Usually not

l // love at first sight or should i walk by again? Open your mouth and let’s see what that voice is packing

m // middle name? Moirin and my mother’s maiden name

n // number of siblings: One!

o // one wish: To make people laugh

p // person you called last: My eye doctor shut up

q // questions you’re always asked: "What’cha reading?”

s // song you last sang: I feel like it was “Things are Seldom What they Seem” from H.M.S. Pinafore

t // time you woke up:  5:50 AM

u // underwear color: Black and tan

v // vacation destination: Paris or Provence, France

w // worst habit: Apologizing when I haven’t done anything

x // x-rays: Dental ones and I’ve had a couple after each car wreck

y // your favorite food: Cajun Shrimp pasta and Good bread

z // zodiac sign: Leo

Tagging: @corsicangeneral @corpsemade @lalalyds2 @intoxicatiing @themadandthebroken and whomstever would like to do the thing!

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       @intoxicatiing from x

               He rolled his eyes dramatically. Ruby had no taste for the finer things in life, up to and including performances. Granted, he hadn’t been facing her - he was breaking his back doing chores barked at him by his mistress at the moment. But then, Pierre wasn’t exactly the kind to take context into account when it didn’t directly benefit him.

               Turning around, hands went to his hips.

                        “Sarcasm, lady, is a nuance you never seem to get” no matter how long he was assigned to her, she insisted on taking things seriously, attempting to show him the error of his ways. He was long gone, though. If he’d ever had doubts about his decision, they were long reconciled.

               He was in a different situation of course. Death was undesirable, but his prize was not immortality. That was the curse to the trade, in theory. His reward was losing his heart. No fear, no sadness holding him back. His days were filled with empty hedonism and no conscience to tell him how empty it was. Hell to the outside observer! Pierre intended to live his days in Paradise.

                         “So long as my heart keeps beatin’ a million miles away from me, I love my circumstances like I breathe air. Your grace.”

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'Mourning'

             It was a rare occurrence that Pierre heard from home. That was by design. The Thenards had labored under the belief that their youngest son died in Italy - a happy accident of the rapidly disintegrating French Empire and Grand Army. He wasn’t entirely sure how they’d learned otherwise, but the angry letters from Berthe and the occasional Michaelmas letter from Josephine shortly after Eponine was born were enough for him to know that they had.

              It was an even rarer occurrence that he bothered reading the ones from Berthe - they all read the same way. “Come back to the farm, the bank’s threatening to take the land if we don’t have a man sign on it and Henri still hasn’t come back, disgrace on the family name” - he was aware, that’s why he’d changed his. It was lucky that he’d opened this one, though.

                            “Josie...” No tears came to his eyes. Those were exclusively for drunken revelations and eleborate cons. Instead, the light fell from his eyes. His thin lips hardened into a line. His throat tightened. “Only forty five...”

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Didius Julianus - What is the worst prize your character ever won? 
Septimius Severus - When was a time your character overextended themselves?

              So I heard you went to Catholic School - Not Accepting

Didius Julianus - 

               Pierre’s probably gotten a “world’s worst lay” award at some point during a bad breakup, and Bea definitely won a “Paris’s biggest whore” award in modern verse

Septimius Severus - 

               Look I’m not saying that the raccoons are slackers, but they’re slackers. The closest was Bea being pregnant while also being a soldier’s wife on the fucking battlefield. By her own admission, that was a pretty dumb decision, and Eponine having tinnitus for the first 6 months of her life hammered in that lesson pretty well.

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Autumn preferences for your muse!

Rules: bold what your muse prefers and tag some people.

Tagged by: @muchmorethanmuses for Pierre Tagging: I don’t know man just do it if you wanttttt

1. go apple picking vs. go on a hay ride 2. scary vs. sweet 3. sweaters vs. boots 4. socks vs. mittens 5. bonfires vs. football 6. trick-or-treating vs. watch scary movies 9. bake pie vs. bake cookies 10. rain vs. fog 11. black cats vs. owls 12. ghosts vs. wizards 13. harry potter vs. halloweentown 14. go hiking vs. sleep in 15. cinnamon vs. nutmeg 16. reading vs. writing 17. hot chocolate vs. tea 18. live in a cabin in a forest vs. have it be fall 24/7 19. candy apples vs. caramel apples 20. blankets vs. pillows 21. roasted marshmallows vs. roasted chestnuts 22. coffee vs. apple cider 23. red leaves vs. orange leaves 24. braids vs. bows 25. scented candles vs. the smell of fresh baked goods 26. carve pumpkins vs. make pumpkin pie 27. pumpkin spice lattes vs. chai tea lattes 28. coats vs. oversized sweaters 29. beanies vs. berets 30. candy corn vs. peanut butter cups 32. jump in a pile of leaves vs. swing on a tire 33. corn maze vs. haunted house 34. bob for apples vs. visit a pumpkin patch 35. whipped cream on hot chocolate vs. marshmallows on hot chocolate

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*a (mostly) faceless, skeletal crimson abomination gives Thibault the finger and disappears*

             “I still don’t understand why you all harass me when it’s my son and his guttersnipe wife who keep committing criminal activities!”