#Varian acts like he has a moral compass like ‘noooooo stop you didn’t have to’ but Hugo Knows

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Serial killer Hugo au is incredible actually because Varian gets mildly upset and Hugo goes gotchu babe and delivers a corpse to his lab door like a cat

Varian is a brat about it too, he’ll complain about the pettiest stuff around Hugo like

“Ugh this dude cut me off today. License plate GH5TW, blue sedan, turned off on Hiland Street, was wearing a movie theater uniform while driving so probably works night shifts.”

And then when Hugo does his thing Varian acts completely surprised

“Aw 0////0 Hugo you didn’t have to do that it was just a lil thing you’re so sweet.”