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#Vernon silently judging him lmaoo
doll-elvis · 8 months
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the way the feminism would leave my body at lightning speed as soon as Elvis asked me to do something…
like cut your toenails? let me go get the clippers sir
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jejublr · 7 years
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boyfriend!vernon
A/N: Here’s the bf!Vernon anon requested! Now that I’ve written this, dating Vernon seems like a lot of fun! But I still see him as the best friend type lol. I hope you guys enjoy!! ^^
dating vernon feels like dating your best friend
and I do think you have to be a best friend to him first and establish strong trust before he could have any romantic attraction towards you
but once you reach that point, dating vernon is pretty chill
I’m going to use the word “chill” a lot in this post so pls bare with me
the type to have a date in the practice room, lying down and talking about pointless stuff
“dude, remember he man? I miss he man.”
“ew wtf dude.”
jamming to J.Cole and Kendrick Lamar
he would get get soft if you fall asleep on his shoulder
CARPOOL KARAOKE
“LAMBORGHINI MERCY”
midnight fast food runs
he loves sending you random memes during the day
“yo y/n check out these memes.”
one time dino saw your texts to each other and he got very confused
late night walks where you just walk aimlessly just to spend time with each other
I can see him liking rooftop dates where you just stare off the distance and watch the sunrise/sunset/stars in silence as he holds your hand
also video game date nights where you’d order pizza and just chill
being the brave one between the two of you
you have no choice in this one, bruh
which gets funny bc you’ll have to be the one to check under the bed after watching a horror movie and also the one he’d sacrifice when you guys go into the haunted house in amusement parks loll
gets scared if there’s a bug and would tell you to get it
“GET IT AWAY BUT DON’T KILL IT.”
“WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT, VERNON. DO IT YOURSELF, THEN.”
planning future trips with him
backpacking through Europe, feeling the sun in the Brazilian coasts; honestly he’d go anywhere as long as it’s with you
conversations that flow really easily bc he never judges
sharing earphones
him giving you music suggestions and seeing his eyes light up when there’s something new he wants you to listen to
getting to know his sister!!! AHH THIS IS THE BEST PART TBH
I think she would be pretty shy at first but when she starts to open up she’ll probably start exposing Vernon lmaoo
“you know, Vernon used to practice asking you out in front of his mirror and it’s weird—“
Vernon: *clasps hand over Sofia’s mouth* “HAHAHAHA nice story but it’s time to go now, Sofia~”
and while he acted all pouty and all, he could feel his heart just expands bc you like each other bc it’s really important for him that his family likes you
looks at you with heart eyes
he gets so soft listening to you talk about things you’re passionate about and you can literally see the fondness in his eyes as you ramble on and on
he doesn’t mind at all
the type to just walk away during a fight
bc while it may hurt you, he does it bc he doesn’t want to say any hurtful thing that he would regret later on
mama raised this one well
brings you little trinkets that reminds him of you when he travels
low key loves it when you wear his snapbacks
not one for pda but he loves doing gestures like tucking your hair or putting his arm around your shoulder
but secretly loves it if you initiate hand holding
awkward silence followed by ugly cackling when he tried to be sexy once
hella tons of inner jokes
Seungkwan loves to pretend to get jealous of your relationship
lmao he kinda is tbh but shh
unlike someone *cough*Jeonghan*cough* Seungkwan is more upfront about about his jealousy nagging
“yah! how long are you guys gonna do this date thing! I want my best friend back!”
“Seungkwan, stop sabotaging my date!!!!”
“You stop sabotaging my friendship!”
loves to third-wheel just to annoy you
which didn’t work bc by the end of the night, you guys are laughing your asses off like best buddies that you are
you don’t even feel bothered with Seungkwan around bc it feels normal
only a little a lot louder compared to if it’s just the two of you
but you know he cares about you two bc you overheard him tell vernon to take care of you
but he also threatened you lol
“if you hurt my best friend, you will feel the wrath of Boo Seungkwan.”
why do I get the image that an angry Seungkwan is a Seungkwan in grandma pants slapping you with that lettuce from ofd
the type to take you out for some fancy dinner date bc he wanna seem $waggy but then forgot that the restaurant only serves reservation
so you guys end up going to some pizza place and get looks from people there bc you were clearly overdressed
but you didn’t care bc Vernon makes the simpliest things seems fun and you wouldn’t be able to stop laughing for the rest of the night
GUMMY SMILES
reassuring him that, yes, he’s enough and is actually more than enough and it’s okay to be different bc different is good and he should stand proud and y’all bc there are millions of people out there who loves him and look up to him
not being very vocal with his feelings at first but that’s okay bc you’re there for the long haul and you won’t force him to tell you if he’s not ready
being the silent supporter behind every failure and success and honestly, he loves you to the moon and back for it
and dating him is more than being chill with each other but also upholding a very high mutual respect bc respect and freedom is some of the most important aspects in his life
and it might not seem like it at first but dating Vernon would be one heck of a ride but you wouldn’t change it for the world
Other Boyfriend!Seventeen
S.Coups | Jeonghan | Joshua | Jun | Hoshi | Wonwoo | Woozi | DK | Mingyu | The8 | Seungkwan | Vernon | Dino
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