#Vytautas VS Jogaila

[unhonestlymirror]

Luminas Parkas (and @where-is-my-beheading-ceremony) developed my taste in shitty brotp Lithuania&Prussia

Prussia (already not Baltic), tied up, watching Lithuania sharpening the sword: - Wait. WAIT. I have something important to tell you!

Lithuania: Oh really🌸 It doesn't matter anymore🌸 You killed my brother🌸 Prepare to die🌸

Prussia: - I WAS INVITED TO YOUR BROTHER'S HOUSE BY DUKE OF MAZOVIA!!!

Lithuania: :)

Lithuania: What. :)

Prussia, shrinks cause he hears the sound of a flying sword:

The sword: breaks the ropes

Prussia, sweating nervously: Huh

Lithuania: Get dressed. :) We are going to TALK TO POLAND. I have to ask him something 🔥🔥🔥

Prussia, sweating nervously: Wow😀

[FIVE HOURS LATER]

Lithuania: Gudija, why the fuck are you with Poland under the symbol of Jogaila AND WITH TROOPS pointing your swords at us.

Belarus: Well-

Poland: Lithuania, why the fuck are you with Prussia together? Don't you like hate Catholics? Aren't you like blood enemies?

Lithuania: Times are changing. :)

Prussia, with fake tears in his voice: Poland, how dare you invite me to that trap called Baltic Prussia? You made a monster out of me!!! You made my dear brother turn his back on me!!!😭😭😭

Poland: - ...you little chatty bitch.

Lithuania: - Prussia, shut the fuck up. Lenkija, I can't believe my ears. Gudija, I can't believe my eyes.

Belarus: - Sorry Liet, but if you burn the Crooked Castle which I've built with my own hands, I'm gonna beat your ass.

Poland: - Tell him, Litva.

Prussia: *laughs like a donkey*