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Most Bizarre League of Legends Puns of 2018
When it comes to coming up with jokes and puns, League of Legends players cannot be outclassed by anyone. There are lots of different types of puns out there especially, so we have gone through the internet with a fine-toothed comb to find the most bizarre, the funniest and the best. These are definitely not the only puns out there for LOL. There are enough of them that you could fill up an entire series of encyclopedias and still need more room.
But these are definitely some of the best ones out there. We’ve also divided them up into eight different categories so that you can choose the ones that you like the best. Some of these are great, some of them are so bad they’re good, but they are all worth reading. Let’s get started.
When Forum Users Are Asked for League of Legends Puns
The first category that we’ve chosen is simply the one showcasing the responses that come when League of Legends players are asked to come up with puns. There are quite a few that have been bandied around the internet for a long time, but what is surprising is that many users are able to come up with some of the funniest puns out there right on the fly.
Part of that is being inspired by the post above you, but some of them are so truly original that all you can do is upvote the post and laugh to yourself. Here is exactly what happens when LOL players are asked to post their best puns in a forum.
I could tell you a zilean of them but I could not be bothered
I’m sure Ziggs would have a blast making some dynamite puns on this thread. Surprised this thread hasn’t exploded with more replies!
Jarvan puns would be Exemplar-y.
Urgot to be kidding me, these jokes are Tibbersable. Half of them are Ireliavent.
C’MON post more!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t want to have posted this thread in vayne.
I don’t Evelyn know what to post…
Dat Ashe
Need to post it in my new twitcher account
My brain Ziggs and Zaggs trying to think of more. I’ve come to think that coming up with a good one is just Lux. Post more pl0x!
Well i think im pretty VIKTORious when thinking up lol puns
Fizz decided to take mid-lane for the halibut.
Yall can follow this horrible thread to your graves
Knock knock. Udyr?
Volibear: Hmm… You might be expecting some un-bear-able pun. I’m going to tear the enemy apart with my bear hands!
Karma is a *****.
Wow let me Ashe you guys a question; what kind of twist of fate put us all here ? Is there Annie answer for that question?
Go Diana fire.
If I post in this thread while in my car, does it could as texting while Draven?
Oh, god why Zyra want to communicate with me using a thornmail im gonna leaf her alone
Kayle yourself.Go Diana hole.This thread isnt really Nasus ary.
We Kennen this right now.
I managed to get away with it though, so at least my efforts weren’t in Vayne.
Alright, this is getting Downright Darius, so I’m gonna leave. (Your leaver status has risen to 1)
The Chinese was A.K.A. Li.
An enemy has been sWain.
Viktor-y.
Gankplank.
Masteryies.
Jokes? I got a Zilean of them!
Urgot to be kidding me!
Annieways, let’s start!
Hey, Anniebody home?
Could i ashe you a question?
TIME to win the Euro Zileans!
Stupid people! They are Phreaking me out, man!
Sivir me Tibbers!
You ** Ashe hole!
I wish you good Lux.
This will work, i Garen-tee!
That TANK will RAMM-US!
This left me SIVIRly disappointed.
Well, that was a nice Twist of Fate.
Annie is pretty hot.
Ashe is cool, but Kayle is divine.
Irelia don’t know what you’re talking about…
Pfft, Lee sin to reason.
Ryze and shine.
Your digging your own Graves.
Udyr challenge me?
Seems like bad Miss Fortune to me.
Dont get Corki.
Cho´gath! Eat my Fizz.
I Garen-tee that you will lose.
All hail the glorious Chairman Maokai.
Man i miss-clicked becouse of thar Twitch.
Maan, you could hear that Ziggsplosion from miles.
I-realy need a nerf mor my W.
Want to get out of elo hell? You gotta Ryze to the occasion.
how do you Darius that computer when I’m not home?
Sona we are doing these puns again…
Vi must stop with the puns!
Long-Form League Puns
Most of the puns out there are really short one-liners. But then we came across people that really must have thought about the puns that they were going to create and then worked to turn all of the puns that they came up with into a coherent paragraph. That was extremely impressive, and it took a great deal of work, so we thought that they deserved their own category.
That’s why we have listed these long-form puns below, so that you can appreciate them in all of their glory – as well as their corniness – by themselves. These are truly the best of the long-form puns. Whoever came up with these should be proud of their work, and if you search for them, you will be able to find the original posts yourself.
Okay… Are you guys for ez-real? This has been done to death, and I Garen-tee that Annie of the puns Urgot have already been used. I mean, there’s a Zilean possibilities, and I’m not just triforcing to get a Ryze out of you, I’m being sincere. Stop with the puns. They’re lane.
This is really lane. Some of you champs needs to Ryze to the occasion. Anivia would have thought this thread would be reborn again. Seriously Brolafs? I feel like I’m going to go berserk if I don’t see some more puns here. I never Everlynn would have thought my hate would have spiked towards you guys like this. It just makes me twitch. I think I’m done with this post, before my endless rage ignited again, I need someone to come stand united with me. I think we’re all on the same team fights here. Bye!!!
But on the other hand, I asked my girlfriend and she said Shyvana keep on making up LoL puns. She thinks they’re a Riot. I swear, she has a Renekton of them. Speaking of my girl, she’s more of just a friend. Our parents just tried to Rammus together. (She’s a Phreak sometimes though, if you know what i mean) But i still Twitch when i think of her in Amumu. Enough of her though. That was irrEvelynnt.
I accidentally Draven to an old lady crossing the street today. But killing is a BIG Nunu, so THERE’s some bad Karma for you. I was scared so i took the body to a river (I didn’t want her to Ryze from the dead)
I Garentee these puns are not funny, I heard a Zilean of them but I always Zed they aren’t funny, in fact, it Lux like they are Aatroxiously not funny. They are Anniething but new, so atleast please make Brand new funny jokes or Elise people will downvote you
LOL Puns So Bad They’re Good
While compiling the puns for this article, we came across lots of bad ones. Some were just bad so they were chucked out, while others were so bad that we couldn’t bear to discard them. They are like some old horror movies – they are so awful, so terribly bad that they are actually good. It is a fine line when something surpasses that mark, but just take a look at these and see if you don’t agree that they need their own cult following.
These so-bad-they-are-good puns are going to make you groan, but you will also remember them later and hopefully, if we have done our job well, they will elicit a chuckle, even against your own better judgment.
I hate Vladimir, he really sucks…
i wouldnt mind these threads if the puns were at least thresh.
OMG that pentakill was Kata-strophic!
I told you not to steal that blue from our AP carry, and now you got killed, it was all bad Karma.
What’s the holdup? Why Ahri waiting?
I ain’t ‘Cho b***h!
Annie’d blue!
Put on some pants. I can see your Ashe.
They need to rename Brand to “Bland”…
Elise you get an assist..
Sometimes I wish this game Ezreal
All this hype is turning out to Fizz!
He needs a Graves because I just destroyed him!
Irelia think this is a bad idea.
Top Ten League of Legends Puns
Okay, so there had to be a best of category. There are a lot of puns out there, and it is really difficult to narrow the thousands that we went through to find the best. However, these are the top ten of the League of Legends puns that we could find on the internet.
You may not agree that these are the best ever (and it is quite possible that there are many that we failed to unearth in our research) but you will almost certainly agree that they are among the best and that they deserve their own category here.
These are the top League of Legends puns, which encompass the really clever, the original and the simply so-true-they-are-funny categories. Let’s take a look at the top ten.
Malphite is once stoned again.
If you’re going to put a blind person in charge of your lottery like Lee Sin you’re going to Miss Fortune.
Teemo and Cho’Gath walk into a bar.. only one of them got hit.
Q: What do you call a Bronze team with Dr. Mundo, Nurse Akali, Surgeon Shen, Kennen M.D., and Soraka? A: Doctors Without Borders.
They should make a League of Legends Broadway show about “Playing Under No Sight” (PUNS). It’d be a play on wards.
If Quinn kills Lucian, is it a hate crime or is it fowl play?
A guy playing top lane, hit 7/7/7; announced in all chat he’d hit the jaxpot.
If I ever achieve 0/0/7 on a support, I steal the next kill. If I get called out on it, I respond ‘license to kill’.
U Vlad bro?
Example of OP Shaco: JAX in the box.
Hilarious Puns from LOL
Sometimes, puns just make you laugh out loud. This is a highly subjective matter, because what is funny (or punny) to one person, might not be to another. So, these might not be as hilarious for you as they were for us. But if you can relate to them, then we’ll bet that they are going to make you laugh out loud as well. Sometimes, the most hilarious ones were the ones that you least expected, and that’s part of what is included here.
But sometimes, it was originality, or a twist on an old pun that was extremely clever. In any case, they are all terrific puns that deserve to be showcased. There aren’t very many of them, because most of the best ones from this category were placed into the top ten instead. Enjoy the few that are here though because they are great too.
Teammate intercepts Caitlyn’s ult right before it hits you, your reaction: “TANK you!”
Undead scientist: SION-tist.
So, there I was eating chicken and Ryze. But it was disgusting, so i threw it in the Thresh.
LOL Puns Straight from the Champion’s Mouth
What about puns that come straight from the champion’s mouths themselves? We found a few of those and they were really funny. They might have been just as funny if someone had else been saying them as well, but the fact that you could imagine your champion saying them was what really distinguished them from the pack. With some champions, you know their personalities so well that you simply can imagine them saying such a terribly funny thing or making a terrific pun.
The creators of these puns knew those champions as well as you and us do, and that’s why we have put them into their own category. These puns are all straight from the mouth of the champion that they are about or are referring to in some way.
Ryze: “Take this scroll and stick it… somewhere safe”
Karthus talking with Anivia: “Do you… feel a chill?”
The mighty Ymir once said: “2 Mushrooms sit in a closet. One tells the other: “There’s not mushroom in here”
Master Yi: “Wuju pass me that potion?”
Rammus: “OK.”
Vayne: “Evil Lux around every corner.”
LeBlanc: “Lux can be deceiving.”
Zilean: “Your TIME has come.”
Garen: “Shut up, we’re losing TIME now….”
Do you even Rift bro? -Kassadin
League Puns in Terrible Taste
Okay, so the fact is, there are some League of Legends jokes out there that are really in terrible taste. For example, there is a joke about Americans not being very good at LOL because they cannot defend their towers. That joke is still unfunny to most Americans so we have not showcased it here. We have also decided to skip the ones that glorify awful things like rape. You might be surprised how many of the puns out there in terrible taste that we simply decided to skip.
But there are also puns that are in terrible taste that are still pretty funny. We think that those puns deserve to be recognized, but that they should come with a warning label so that everyone knows what to expect before they read them. That’s why they have been placed here into their own category.
If you’re swapping main champions; never go from Ashe to Malph.
Why does no one like Annie lategame? Because she’s 18.
Q: What do you call a toxic Thresh that just whiffed his ult? A: A dick in The Box.
Q & A League of Legend Punnery
Finally, we have a category of puns that are sort of Q and A jokes. Most of the good Q & A jokes we came across were included in another chapter of this book. So, we didn’t find very many that were worth including here in this category. However, there were a few and they definitely deserve to be recognized for their originality and hilarity.
These are not usually classified as puns, since they are mostly in joke format, but the pun was there in each of them. Let’s take a look at some of the Q & A puns that we found.
Q: How do you know Alistar is dyslexic?
A: He always goes oom!
What do you do to a toxic Zyra? Repot them.
Q: What do you say when you unintentionally outplay your opponent as Zyra?
A: All plant.
Q: How long does it take to save up enough money for Locket?
A: Aegis
Q: What is the Undead Juggernaut’s religion?
A: Siontology
Q: What do you call it when renekton rushes a chain vest?
A: An In-vest-igator!
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