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#Watching it again. when you know it's Nate's masterpiece fanfiction and you're ignoring all the bad parts.
s-wordsmith · 2 years
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"So my adopted daughter did complex math in her head while we were having a bonding moment, because she's just the smartest and I love her so much, and then I went to see my super-hot, really talented girlfriend and she told me she's happy and fulfilled and we started making out--"
The Homeland Security agent, interrupting: "Mr. Ford, please just tell me what went wrong and how everybody you love ended up dead, please, I don't want to hear how clever and sexy and happy they were."
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