#When there's an obnoxious insufferable personality competition and the competitors are malleus and crowley

[ventique18]

~ Crowley's Vignette Pt. 1 ~

So, Crowley was holding an assembly where he goes on about an apple tree that's grown fast without him realizing. Through spring, through summer, fall and winter. It grows and grows in ease and hardship. Just like his Night Raven buds.

And then he goes and pats himself in the back.

"... Indeed. Was that not a good speech from me just now?!"

But he was met with nothing but a loud, obnoxious yawn from our man Leona. Crowley gets mad but the other students back Leona up, saying how it's a waste of time, how Vil still has to do his morning yoga, how basically everyone wants to go home already LOL.

BUT THEN THE STAR OF THE SHOW COMES SASHAYINGTHROUGH THE RED CARPET.

"D-DRACONIA-KUN!"

"I wasn't invited again?"

(CROWLEY HOW DARE YOU TREAT YOUR SON LIKE THAT! You who don't get invited to staff parties, of all people, should know how he feels omfg.)

"You dare... to exclude me..."

"Wa-wait, Draconia-kun! Might you stop wreaking lightning havoc indoors?!"

AND THEN EVERYBODY STARTS LEAVING WITHOUT EVEN SPARING A GLANCE AT THEM.

"Ah, everyone please wait! If you are to go now, at least take Draconia-kun with you--!"